Favorite tweet from jgriff2210

Does anyone else sleep with shoes on

— Jack Griffith (@jgriff2210) August 26, 2018

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August 26, 2018 at 07:10PM
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Favorite tweet from Pidgers28

Overheard at British Museum -
Young boy to Dad - ‘when you die, can I use your skull to strike fear into the hearts of my enemies?’
Dad - ‘...no.’

— 🐦 (@Pidgers28) August 26, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Pidgers28

August 26, 2018 at 03:36AM
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It is your character, and your character alone, that will make your life happy or unhappy. That is all that really passes for destiny. And you choose it. No one else can give it to you or deny it to you. No rival can steal it from you. And no friend can give it to you.John McCain

It is your character, and your character alone, that will make your life happy or unhappy. That is all that really passes for destiny. And you choose it. No one else can give it to you or deny it to you. No rival can steal it from you. And no friend can give it to you.John McCain

— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) August 27, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from michikokakutani

Instagram: https://t.co/nISbPakAdm pic.twitter.com/xbnE04SRKS

— Michiko Kakutani (@michikokakutani) August 23, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/michikokakutani

August 23, 2018 at 12:43AM
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The whole thread is great. https://t.co/M2E2GdvFaI

The whole thread is great. https://t.co/M2E2GdvFaI

— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) August 22, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from heatherchurch

Huey, Louie, and Dewey. I could do this all day. pic.twitter.com/Iw9RCCkmSh

— heatherchurch (@heatherchurch) August 21, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/heatherchurch

August 21, 2018 at 12:04AM
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Favorite tweet from JDFaithcomics

Me as a seven year old: I CANT BELIEVE THE PEOPLE OF KRYPTON WOULD DENY THE PLANET IS EXPLODING. THAT'S STUPID.

Me now, reading the comment section of a climate change article: oh

— JD Faith (@JDFaithcomics) August 21, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/JDFaithcomics

August 20, 2018 at 09:58PM
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Favorite tweet from mynameisntdave

5 GUYS EMPLOYEE: what would u like?

ME: one “little fries” please

5GE: so u want “a whole bag of fries?”

ME: no, just a “little-“

5GE: I definitely heard “more fries than u could ever handle”

ME: please, no—

5GE: JERRY, FOIST UPON THIS MAN “A FUCKASS LOAD AMOUNT OF FRIES”

— Max Dylan Ash (@mynameisntdave) August 21, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/mynameisntdave

August 20, 2018 at 09:25PM
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I hope Emily Bazelon picks Georgia this week for her cocktail chatter on #politicalgabfest https://t.co/XzMPhes43T

I hope Emily Bazelon picks Georgia this week for her cocktail chatter on #politicalgabfest https://t.co/XzMPhes43T

— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) August 22, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from griffithd50

Na na na na, hey hey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey, goodbye

— David Griffith (@griffithd50) August 22, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/griffithd50

August 22, 2018 at 07:47AM
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Favorite tweet from nowthisnews

‘I can think of nothing more American.’ — Beto O'Rourke — the man taking on Ted Cruz — brilliantly explains why NFL players kneeling during the anthem is not disrespectful pic.twitter.com/bEqOAYpxEL

— NowThis (@nowthisnews) August 21, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/nowthisnews

August 21, 2018 at 05:33PM
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Favorite tweet from jrdjms

if your parents pay your rent, you have to put it in your twitter bio

— jared richards (@jrdjms) August 20, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/jrdjms

August 20, 2018 at 12:05AM
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Favorite tweet from jahendler

Tim Berners-Lee and I had a paper rejected because reviewer said we didn’t really understand how the web worked. #ShareYourRejection

— jahendler (@jahendler) August 19, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/jahendler

August 18, 2018 at 10:31PM
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Favorite tweet from DanaSchwartzzz

I really hope the Tesla board doesn’t force out Elon Musk because that it 100% how we get a Green Goblin scenario

— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) August 20, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz

August 20, 2018 at 01:52PM
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"Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy." -- Isaac Newton

"Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy." -- Isaac Newton

— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) August 20, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from leslie_kuo

I’m officially a librarian!!!

— Leslie Kuo (@leslie_kuo) August 17, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/leslie_kuo

August 17, 2018 at 08:24AM
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Favorite tweet from kimmythepooh

You’re 25 years old.
You see a movie with an all-asian cast at a screening and for some reason you’re crying and you can’t stop. You’ve never seen a cast like this in Hollywood. Everyone is beautiful.
You’re so happy you’re Chinese. #CrazyRichAsians #RepresentationMatters

— Kimberly Yam (@kimmythepooh) August 18, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/kimmythepooh

August 17, 2018 at 08:04PM
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Favorite tweet from Trace_Urdan

The greatest scourge in higher education today completely overlooked by public policy establishment is the alarming rise in college campuses of Quidditch teams.

— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) August 17, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Trace_Urdan

August 17, 2018 at 09:40AM
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Favorite tweet from tanyaweiman

YES!!!!!!!! https://t.co/LVqJzsZPu4

— Tanya Weiman 🧀 (@tanyaweiman) August 17, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/tanyaweiman

August 16, 2018 at 08:18PM
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Favorite tweet from JulianFlei

Drag is the opposite of violence.

— Julian Fleisher (@JulianFlei) August 17, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/JulianFlei

August 16, 2018 at 08:16PM
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Favorite tweet from KCoxDC

What I want in my timeline is:

1. Tweets from the accounts I follow
2. In the order in which they were tweeted.

That's it. Nothing else. Ever.https://t.co/tlmXuGsdy0

— Kate Cox (@KCoxDC) August 15, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/KCoxDC

August 15, 2018 at 07:58PM
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Favorite tweet from bretjturner

BEFORE HAVING KIDS: "I am NEVER making separate meals for my children"

4 YEARS LATER: "Let me repeat your order: tri-color pasta (al dente) with butter & cheese on a bed of string cheese on a fairy plate, cup of water with star-shaped ice cubes, yogurt two ways, Cheez-Its."

— Bret Turner (@bretjturner) August 15, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/bretjturner

August 14, 2018 at 08:43PM
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Favorite tweet from JulianFlei

Aretha should lie In State.

— Julian Fleisher (@JulianFlei) August 16, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/JulianFlei

August 16, 2018 at 10:25AM
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Favorite tweet from PCDAthletics

Preseason action for Varsity Football. Time to step up and #playthegame!@JSECathletics @WheelerWarriors @RIIL_sports pic.twitter.com/cXeIbU50dX

— PCD Athletics (@PCDAthletics) August 16, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/PCDAthletics

August 16, 2018 at 09:59AM
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NYTimes editorial about the Catholic Church, but applicable more broadly.

"By making monasteries, of a sort, of our homes and hearts, we may develop the spiritual disciplines necessary to endure this seemingly endless trial and to keep the light of faith burning brightly amid this new Dark Age."

By Rod Dreher

Mr. Dreher is the author of “The Benedict Option: A Strategy for Christians in a Post-Christian Nation.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/15/opinion/catholic-church-sex-abuse-pennsylvania.html

Favorite tweet from TimGavrich

Too many spectacular things going on in this photo for a tweet. https://t.co/WXmnsxqseS

— Tim Gavrich (@TimGavrich) August 16, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/TimGavrich

August 16, 2018 at 08:56AM
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Favorite tweet from meagantrott

It's weird that ppl interpret the moral of The Pied Piper story as "Don't trust strangers" when really it's "Always pay freelancers"

— Meagan (@meagantrott) August 12, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/meagantrott

August 11, 2018 at 08:19PM
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Favorite tweet from soledadobrien

The chances that this will be terrible are extremely high. https://t.co/yIBileuorj

— Soledad O'Brien (@soledadobrien) August 15, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/soledadobrien

August 15, 2018 at 05:35PM
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Favorite tweet from ItsAndyRyan

Are you watching Point Break or The Fast and the Furious? pic.twitter.com/T8GDjKxV6H

— Andy Ryan (@ItsAndyRyan) August 13, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ItsAndyRyan

August 13, 2018 at 05:25PM
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Favorite tweet from Trace_Urdan

🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/u6kVBPwczp

— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) August 15, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Trace_Urdan

August 15, 2018 at 10:56AM
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Favorite tweet from Nancy_Pearl

This is so true. https://t.co/FMesvL8zk6

— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) August 15, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Nancy_Pearl

August 15, 2018 at 11:29AM
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Favorite tweet from tmaxxnc

Somebody waited their whole life to write this serial number pic.twitter.com/WxnKJwVbHw

— Wendigo PB Fox (@tmaxxnc) August 14, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/tmaxxnc

August 13, 2018 at 10:59PM
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Favorite tweet from chrisofthelane

I’m pretty sure no podcast ad campaign will ever rival @CAH (Cards Against Humanity) sending John @siracusa toaster ovens to review on @atpfm. Fully justified my choice to listen to the back catalog of a topical weekly show.

— Chris Lane (@chrisofthelane) August 15, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/chrisofthelane

August 15, 2018 at 11:59AM
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Favorite tweet from Jardisliketardi

The three ages of bureaucrat:

Age 25: Why don’t I get to go to any meetings?

Age 35: I feel so validated by attending all these important meetings

Age 42: I will do anything legal to avoid godforsaken meetings

— Sarah Jardine (@Jardisliketardi) August 13, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Jardisliketardi

August 13, 2018 at 04:57PM
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Favorite tweet from HashtagMsLee

Well, you just hit the nail on the head, @MrTomRad!! This is EXACTLY what I know from my experience as a teacher. I love my job. What an honor to be a part of this profession. The rewards are so rich. ❤️ pic.twitter.com/3t1xTEGAxs

— Canita Lee (@HashtagMsLee) August 14, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/HashtagMsLee

August 14, 2018 at 02:24PM
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Favorite tweet from Ashraf__Eassa

Donate it to charity. https://t.co/sPVD7fzqgi

— Ashraf Eassa (@Ashraf__Eassa) August 15, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Ashraf__Eassa

August 15, 2018 at 08:44AM
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Favorite tweet from Ihnatko

Very proud of myself. I put "Listen to The Clash, 8 to 9 AM" on my office schedule and I got _right_ on that one.

— Andy Ihnatko (@Ihnatko) August 15, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Ihnatko

August 15, 2018 at 08:40AM
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RT @mccormick_ted: Student I ran into: “Oh, hi! I’m taking your class this term. I’d love to see the syllabus.” You and me both, friend.

Student I ran into: “Oh, hi! I’m taking your class this term. I’d love to see the syllabus.”

You and me both, friend.

— Ted McCormick (@mccormick_ted) August 14, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from MathCoachCorner

Measuring with a "broken ruler" helps overcome a common measuring misconception https://t.co/QiI1PtFNa8 pic.twitter.com/yWDYS3rpEi

— Donna Boucher (@MathCoachCorner) August 14, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/MathCoachCorner

August 14, 2018 at 05:30PM
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RT @rebellenoire: When client feedback starts with ‘this is a great start!’, you know that it was in fact, not a great start.

When client feedback starts with ‘this is a great start!’, you know that it was in fact, not a great start.

— Dull Designer (@rebellenoire) August 13, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from ClintSmithIII

Shout out to all the teachers headed back to school this week.

You are appreciated.

— Clint Smith (@ClintSmithIII) August 14, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ClintSmithIII

August 14, 2018 at 11:38AM
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Favorite tweet from NAISnetwork

Find out how to recruit the best trustees to guide your school. Providence Country Day School's Vince Watchorn explains different types of board structures & examines proven methods to build a strong, diverse pipeline for future trustees. https://t.co/lzUkil0ffg pic.twitter.com/VFo3tjeIJk

— NAIS (@NAISnetwork) August 13, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/NAISnetwork

August 13, 2018 at 05:27PM
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Favorite tweet from cegriff3

RE everything today: we know who @POTUS is. Perhaps the dialogue could be redirected to the #GenoaBridgeCollapse & the reality that much of our infrastructure is as old or older & deferred maintenance is a real thing? A grand 21st century economic plan is just sitting there.

— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) August 14, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/cegriff3

August 14, 2018 at 04:34PM
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Favorite tweet from jeverettPT

Instead of making “rules” for the ⁦@parktudor⁩ LS WonderLab, I decided to create a list of phrases students will be encouraged to use as they create/build/imagine. What would you add? #makered #isedchat pic.twitter.com/JYA2cSDYEX

— Jamey Everett (@jeverettPT) August 13, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/jeverettPT

August 13, 2018 at 07:05PM
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Favorite tweet from stevenf

W-what if Apple's autonomous car project is having trouble because they're trying to run it on a mid-range Radeon from 2011, unaware that any newer GPU exists

— Steven Frank (@stevenf) August 13, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/stevenf

August 12, 2018 at 09:50PM
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Favorite tweet from BoringEnormous

Arguing on Twitter. pic.twitter.com/SPgqQ2hgMY

— Paul Bronks (@BoringEnormous) August 11, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/BoringEnormous

August 11, 2018 at 12:44PM
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Favorite tweet from AllenCMarshall

These are Keith Richards daughters. When they pass away he will inherit everything. 😜 pic.twitter.com/vpNSxa7N3j

— Allen Marshall (@AllenCMarshall) August 12, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/AllenCMarshall

August 11, 2018 at 11:10PM
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Favorite tweet from Nancy_Pearl

Looks more like Mordor than Seattle, actually pic.twitter.com/SqlADqlxky

— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) August 12, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Nancy_Pearl

August 12, 2018 at 05:29PM
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Favorite tweet from hattonally

rt if you still take pinky promises seriously

— Ally (@hattonally) August 9, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/hattonally

August 09, 2018 at 11:12AM
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RT @DavidJuurlink: My 13 y.o. son told me that when he hits 99 pounds, he wants to eat one pound of nachos on his own so he can be 1% nacho.

My 13 y.o. son told me that when he hits 99 pounds, he wants to eat one pound of nachos on his own so he can be 1% nacho.

— David Juurlink (@DavidJuurlink) August 12, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Speak for yourself. https://t.co/PI4iRXFL0d

Speak for yourself. https://t.co/PI4iRXFL0d

— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) August 12, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from BoringEnormous

I don't normally post political tweets but this is very important. pic.twitter.com/8030Ja8j6U

— Paul Bronks (@BoringEnormous) August 11, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/BoringEnormous

August 11, 2018 at 04:33PM
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Favorite tweet from roddreher

My new Honda Accord plays the opening chords for "The Rose" every time I open the door, and now I think Bette Midler lives in its operating system. #FirstWorldProblems

— Rod Dreher (@roddreher) August 12, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/roddreher

August 11, 2018 at 08:01PM
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Favorite tweet from HoraceHuck

Can we somehow still blame IE6 for this? I miss blaming everything on IE6

— Buck (@HoraceHuck) August 11, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/HoraceHuck

August 11, 2018 at 02:03PM
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Basically. https://t.co/WXZ7RsJgtD

Basically. https://t.co/WXZ7RsJgtD

— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) August 11, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from kenlevit

The New York Times took a deep look at The Gathering Place in Tulsa and did a beautiful job capturing its aspirations and complexity.https://t.co/8daHgEFfBI

— Ken Levit (@kenlevit) August 10, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/kenlevit

August 10, 2018 at 07:34AM
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Favorite tweet from TheRoot

There are a lot of journalists who refuse to call out Donald Trump as a racist. Soledad O'Brien is not one of them.

She is on a mission to make sure we are all truth-tellers. pic.twitter.com/pQPqUNUFXG

— The Root (@TheRoot) August 11, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/TheRoot

August 11, 2018 at 08:05AM
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Favorite tweet from griffithd50

I was recently invited to speak at Westminster where I am an Alumnus. Given our work they asked me to talk about Poverty, Privilege, and Race. The following are my prepared... https://t.co/51si4J3sH0

— David Griffith (@griffithd50) August 10, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/griffithd50

August 10, 2018 at 11:49AM
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Favorite tweet from joecarter

When your spouse notices you're about to respond to a provocation on social media. pic.twitter.com/slfDTGF2Yk

— Joe Carter (@joecarter) August 10, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/joecarter

August 10, 2018 at 11:04AM
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Favorite tweet from laurenTarshis

Big challenge of writing history for kids: nothing can be taken for granted. Writing IS D-Day now. I assume no prior knowledge. WW2? Nazis? Allies? All must be explained and connected to them. It's guiding them on a journey, winning their trust, making sure they never feel lost.

— Lauren Tarshis (@laurenTarshis) August 9, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/laurenTarshis

August 08, 2018 at 09:24PM
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Favorite tweet from captainsafia

I wanna tweet out a DNS joke but it might take y’all 24 hours to get it.

— Safia Abdalla (@captainsafia) August 9, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/captainsafia

August 08, 2018 at 08:39PM
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Workplace Wellness Programs Don’t Work Well. Why Some Studies Show Otherwise. https://t.co/fR552PgB28

Workplace Wellness Programs Don’t Work Well. Why Some Studies Show Otherwise. https://t.co/fR552PgB28

— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) August 9, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from marcoarment

The iMac Pro satisfies my pro needs, but I'll justify it somehow anyway. https://t.co/LAMes9sihI

— Marco Arment (@marcoarment) August 8, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/marcoarment

August 08, 2018 at 06:06PM
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RT @ReutersZengerle: Why did the mansplainer drown in the puddle? It was a well, actually.

Why did the mansplainer drown in the puddle? It was a well, actually.

— Patricia Zengerle (@ReutersZengerle) August 7, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from DouthatNYT

My Wednesday column: Oh, the Humanities!:https://t.co/VujEPHMg32

— Ross Douthat (@DouthatNYT) August 8, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouthatNYT

August 08, 2018 at 11:02AM
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Favorite tweet from Ocasio2018

Wins in the short-term are important milemarkers and necessary to building power.

But you can’t be afraid of loss. Fear keeps people from accomplishing great things.

Last week, @AbdulElSayed gave me a card with this quote by Teddy Roosevelt.

Here’s to the heroes in The Arena. pic.twitter.com/5xDGowszD5

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@Ocasio2018) August 8, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Ocasio2018

August 08, 2018 at 10:50AM
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Favorite tweet from Ashraf__Eassa

ROFL, I correctly guessed the Intel event WiFi password.

— Ashraf Eassa (@Ashraf__Eassa) August 8, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Ashraf__Eassa

August 08, 2018 at 10:23AM
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Thou shalt not do as the dean pleases, Thou shalt not write thy doctor's thesis On education, Thou shalt not worship projects nor Shalt thou or thine bow down before Administration. from Under Which Lyre by WH Auden https://t.co/wimrbyNNyi

Thou shalt not do as the dean pleases,
Thou shalt not write thy doctor's thesis
On education,
Thou shalt not worship projects nor
Shalt thou or thine bow down before
Administration.

from Under Which Lyre by WH Audenhttps://t.co/wimrbyNNyi

— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) August 8, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from Hill3Williston

Front of Ford House @willistonns taking a shape #Classof1968 #readyToGo pic.twitter.com/HcF73D0Ax6

— RWHill (@Hill3Williston) August 8, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Hill3Williston

August 08, 2018 at 02:02PM
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Favorite tweet from amconmag

"It is a portrait of the cosmos that is at once an adventure story, a moral discourse, an allegory, and a means to stimulate the reader to reflection on higher theological and metaphysical realities." https://t.co/nYtdMhzq1v

— The American Conservative (@amconmag) August 7, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/amconmag

August 07, 2018 at 07:40PM
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Favorite tweet from ClickHole

Groundbreaking Discovery: Paleontologists Have Agreed To Start Saying That Stegosauruses Had Beautiful Singing Voices Because It’s A Nice Thought And It’s Not Like They’re Hurting Anyone https://t.co/mYQpeoL7Lf pic.twitter.com/jdbjP4tLFr

— ClickHole (@ClickHole) August 6, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ClickHole

August 06, 2018 at 04:01PM
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Favorite tweet from emzanotti

Guys, I live here and Chicago people only eat deep dish when our families come to town.

— Emily Zanotti (@emzanotti) August 6, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/emzanotti

August 05, 2018 at 09:44PM
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Favorite tweet from KatyMersmann

Just witnessed an incredible DC moment:
A guy read a woman’s text over her shoulder and interrupted to say “Just so you know, the NSA reads everything you send.” And she turned around and goes “Yeah, I work for them. I know.”

— Katy Mersfighter (@KatyMersmann) August 4, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/KatyMersmann

August 04, 2018 at 07:43PM
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RT @davewiner: If you fight for free speech only for people who agree with you then you are not for free speech.

If you fight for free speech only for people who agree with you then you are not for free speech.

— scripting.com (@davewiner) August 6, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from faris

How Different Cultures Understand Time https://t.co/JtMX1JCD7B

— Faris (@faris) August 4, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/faris

August 04, 2018 at 05:18AM
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Favorite tweet from vgr

Just hit me that at say $3/gallon and say 40mpg, it would be cheaper for a self-driving gasoline car to just circle around than park anywhere at more than $3/hr. At say $0.5/mile fully loaded operating cost it’s not worth parking above $20/h.

The loitering car cloud is coming.

— Venkatesh Rao (@vgr) August 4, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/vgr

August 04, 2018 at 12:03AM
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Words of wisdom for peak summer vacation trip season. https://t.co/7JVpd5Gemx

Words of wisdom for peak summer vacation trip season. pic.twitter.com/7JVpd5Gemx

— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) August 4, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from shacker

pic.twitter.com/BsmKGBZnim

— Scot Hacker (@shacker) August 4, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/shacker

August 04, 2018 at 04:12AM
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Favorite tweet from theincomparable

Big guy, sun's getting real low. Thor: Ragnarok is live tonight at 7:30 pacific, https://t.co/k8y9GCjjQo

— The Incomparable (@theincomparable) August 4, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/theincomparable

August 03, 2018 at 09:45PM
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Favorite tweet from thetalkshow

‘Little Q&A’ — new episode:https://t.co/AaYsFSIRbI

— The Talk Show (@thetalkshow) August 2, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/thetalkshow

August 01, 2018 at 08:46PM
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RT @morganhousel: Inside every 67-page pitch deck is a useful one-pager struggling to get out.

Inside every 67-page pitch deck is a useful one-pager struggling to get out.

— Morgan Housel (@morganhousel) July 31, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from morganhousel

Inside every 67-page pitch deck is a useful one-pager struggling to get out.

— Morgan Housel (@morganhousel) July 31, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/morganhousel

July 31, 2018 at 10:30AM
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Favorite tweet from ollymoss

Here’s a thing I spent a lot of time obsessing over that I feel hardly anybody noticed. pic.twitter.com/M3mncPF5pc

— Olly Moss (@ollymoss) August 1, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ollymoss

August 01, 2018 at 01:24AM
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Favorite tweet from amandbrar

Just in case you were wondering: this is really fun and really hard and really fun and really hard and really fun and really hard and really fun and really hard but with all that said it's really fun.

— Aman Brar (@amandbrar) July 30, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/amandbrar

July 30, 2018 at 11:28AM
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Telephone. It's a Mr. Houston. https://t.co/s4XbSHibrH

Telephone. It's a Mr. Houston. https://t.co/s4XbSHibrH

— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) July 31, 2018

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Favorite tweet from OldATXMonster

Woman with leopard stalks paleontologist.

— SuchFertileChaos (@OldATXMonster) July 31, 2018

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July 31, 2018 at 02:52PM
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Favorite tweet from HarlesstheTwit

Rug really tied room together

— Harless? (@HarlesstheTwit) July 31, 2018

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July 31, 2018 at 02:47PM
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RT @tarah: Anyone worth knowing has impostor syndrome.

Anyone worth knowing has impostor syndrome.

— Tarah Wheeler (@tarah) July 27, 2018

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Favorite tweet from Iconomancer

I remember reading the last chapter of @ScottAdamsSays' Dilbert Principle exactly twenty years ago where he said he didn't know why but writing your goals every day would make them happen

Now I'm on a career development call where they are sharing how neuroscience validates that

— Ketan (@Iconomancer) July 27, 2018

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July 27, 2018 at 01:11PM
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RT @skenigsberg: ok this is my new fav letter to the editor https://t.co/KGfX8BgZlH

ok this is my new fav letter to the editor pic.twitter.com/KGfX8BgZlH

— Sara Kenigsberg (@skenigsberg) July 26, 2018

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RT @movie_goofs: Rashomon (1950) Continuity The scene of the murder is shown multiple times from different viewpoints, but the actual events shown each time are incompatibly different.

Rashomon (1950)
Continuity

The scene of the murder is shown multiple times from different viewpoints, but the actual events shown each time are incompatibly different.

— movie_goofs (@movie_goofs) July 26, 2018

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Favorite tweet from jpodhoretz

A beautiful piece by @rkylesmith. https://t.co/unL0fdVdGW

— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) July 27, 2018

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July 27, 2018 at 08:08AM
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Favorite tweet from psi_organa

The most important transferable skill from a chemistry PhD is pouring liquids without spilling. https://t.co/2xZVDlHefr

— Dr. Ψ*Ψ (@psi_organa) July 27, 2018

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July 27, 2018 at 12:44AM
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Favorite tweet from ericgeller

sorry but I'm extremely not done reminding you that THEY FOUND F**KING LIQUID WATER ON F**KING MARS

how is this not the top story on every news site!!!!

— Eric Geller (@ericgeller) July 27, 2018

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July 26, 2018 at 08:00PM
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Favorite tweet from hotdogsladies

Hey!

Remember Ungainly X-Mann Meetup #23 is tomorrow, Thursday, July 26th!

7:30pm at @TwoCatsComics in West Portal.

Please come say hi and nerd out with the gang.https://t.co/tmkbtKmcQP

— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) July 25, 2018

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July 25, 2018 at 07:10PM
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Favorite tweet from Nancy_Pearl

Whenever I see a post box in England I curtsey and say "Thank you, Mr Trollope," since, in addition to writing a gazillion words (The Eustace Diamonds is a favorite of mine), he invented the post box. https://t.co/3amBVbpZTs

— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) July 24, 2018

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July 24, 2018 at 04:12PM
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Favorite tweet from rcbl

“I am Vladimir Putin, and I approve this message.” https://t.co/fFkntitjYD

— Rob Long (@rcbl) July 24, 2018

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July 24, 2018 at 01:20PM
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Favorite tweet from TheKateMulgrew

Captain Kathryn Janeway of the USS Voyager reporting to @Ocasio2018 - I'm very interested in assisting your campaign and taking it to warp speed at RED ALERT! https://t.co/diRXFLtn5r

— Kate Mulgrew (@TheKateMulgrew) July 24, 2018

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July 24, 2018 at 11:05AM
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Favorite tweet from dcgierdo

Proof that people will always complain about students’ use of technology. pic.twitter.com/5z9ys77d9D

— Dana Gierdowski (@dcgierdo) July 22, 2018

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July 22, 2018 at 05:13PM
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Archaeologists studying the rise of farming have reconstructed a crucial stage at which we made the worst mistake in human history. Forced to choose between limiting population or trying to increase food production, we chose the latter . . . starvation, warfare, and tyranny. https://t.co/Ze1bqbkQDA

Archaeologists studying the rise of farming have reconstructed a crucial stage at which we made the worst mistake in human history. Forced to choose between limiting population or trying to increase food production, we chose the latter . . . starvation, warfare, and tyranny. https://t.co/Ze1bqbkQDA

— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) July 23, 2018

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