Favorite tweet from bretjturner

BEFORE HAVING KIDS: "I am NEVER making separate meals for my children"

4 YEARS LATER: "Let me repeat your order: tri-color pasta (al dente) with butter & cheese on a bed of string cheese on a fairy plate, cup of water with star-shaped ice cubes, yogurt two ways, Cheez-Its."

— Bret Turner (@bretjturner) August 15, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/bretjturner

August 14, 2018 at 08:43PM
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