1. Arrange to have garlic and onions cast into hot oil.
2. The carrot and celery you must divide against themselves. Ground beef, too, shall turn upon the burner; crush any coherent resistance with a spoon of wood. Sautee until no hint of blood remains to stain your hands.
3. Perhaps, in a dark place without witnesses, the tomato shall meet with the knife.
from BoingBoing
Every Scientific Field
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[image: Conveniently for everyone, it turns out that dark energy is
produced by subterranean parasitoid wasps.]
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