I don't know the EXACT date bc I didn't have Google Calendar in 2002 but I am approx. at the 20 yr anniversary of my PhD dissertation defense and I am pretty confident that I cannot do any of the math in it anymore? Like apparently I used to know equivariant bifurcation theory?
— Chad Topaz (@chadtopaz) May 11, 2022
to any physicists reading this tweet: please wash your coffee mug
— g (@jerseyphysicist) May 10, 2022
I have my physics final today. Everybody say good luck (esp the physicists on this app)!!!
— Vanessa Sun (@vanessainstem) May 10, 2022
NEW DATES! MB's “CHICAGO” performances have been rescheduled to May 19, 21, 22 in the Woodman Center. SHOWTIMES: 5/19 - 7:30 | 5/21 - 7:30 | 5/22 - 1:00 & 7:30. Tickets: https://t.co/G5LGr0rnZx (Photo by: Dominique Sindayiganza) https://t.co/adJIMUA5KM
— Moses Brown School (@MosesBrown) May 10, 2022
Small price to pay. https://t.co/bKvQI5doyN
— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) May 10, 2022
Hear me out. Musical Theater Wordle.
— J.R. McGrail (@JRMcGrail) May 9, 2022
Why finish my work from this semester when I can instead prep courses for next semester?
— Chad Topaz (@chadtopaz) May 8, 2022
At a recent bar association event: Judge: I enjoyed that legal podcast you did. Other judge: Me too. Me: Thanks. But whenever I said unflattering things about judges, that was @jbarro making me do it, for ratings. Frankly it was an abusive relationship. Judge: I could tell.
— FindACrimeHat (@Popehat) May 6, 2022
So full time drag queen? https://t.co/6ROv7isiF1
— J.R. McGrail (@JRMcGrail) May 5, 2022
#QOTD https://t.co/flD4drXYdh
— Daniel Pink (@DanielPink) May 5, 2022
A bit of a throwback to last month, when Ben Kailher ‘19 (currently playing for Penn State) had this incredible grab to end the game 6-4! https://t.co/i7joIdPkCp
— PCD Athletics (@PCDAthletics) May 3, 2022
My tombstone: "I have notes."
— J.R. McGrail (@JRMcGrail) May 2, 2022
Wordle 314 2/6* -- FROM DOWNTOWN!!! ⬛π¨π©⬛⬛ π©π©π©π©π©
— Dr Spencer Bagley π³️π (@sbagley) Apr 29, 2022
every tweet you see with this image blows up, but what you're missing is all the times someone has posted this image and it hasn't blown up https://t.co/BCeNxiGHE9
— Reconstructionist (@un_a_valeable) Apr 28, 2022
Crying all the happy tears for my beloved friend and college roommate @EconDerek who just ran the Boston marathon in UNDER THREE FREAKING HOURS. Derek -- all the congrats in the world.
— Chad Topaz (@chadtopaz) Apr 18, 2022
Well, it’s official. I am overjoyed to announce that I will be starting as a tenure-track Assistant Professor at Yale University in Summer 2023! https://t.co/wOP1jRNhwr
— Malena Rice (@malena_rice) Apr 22, 2022
@AbbyANoble Very cool! Zero is definitely unique. I recall hearing that, for physicists, zero is the only number that can't be made into a one by suitable choice of units.
— Patrick κΉoyle (@prdoyle) Apr 22, 2022
I am been there two mornings in a row and the second one settled it. I *am* going to write the great 21st-century gay social novel about the West Hollywood SoulCycle
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Apr 21, 2022
56? https://t.co/74UrWY9b9e
— Yale Class of 1987 (@YaleCollege1987) Apr 19, 2022
Spotted another excellent #badgeographyjoke in the wild! https://t.co/PpT2uY0UK9
— Simon Kuestenmacher (@simongerman600) Apr 23, 2022
Kick ass like a 50 year old. https://t.co/zXtYqZzdWV
— Horace Dediu (@asymco) Apr 23, 2022
Southern folks been telling y’all for DECADES. It’s “y’all” https://t.co/XrlWl8R1Ua
— Aaron West (@oeste) Apr 23, 2022
https://t.co/UWOmQu3tPX
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) Apr 23, 2022
“ooh-we-sha-sha-coo-coo yeah all the hippies sing together” is an under-appreciated lyric.
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) Apr 23, 2022
As usual I am behind on keeping up with social media: I got a job! I'll be starting a tenure-track position at Lafayette College in the fall and I'm very excited. :)
— Michael Dougherty (@m__dougherty) Apr 22, 2022
The quadratic formula gives the solutions to the quadratic equation, ax² + bx + c = 0. There is also a formula for the solutions to the *quartic* equation, ax⁴ + bx³ + cx² + dx + e = 0. But... it's a bit more complicated. Turn your sound up and enjoy: https://t.co/4Qt6Vqg2TA
— Jay Cummings (@LongFormMath) Apr 21, 2022
I just finished grading all 135 tests the same day I administered them. Please clap.
— Howie Hua (@howie_hua) Apr 20, 2022
We ran out of charcoal.
— Amy Jane Gruber (@AmyJane) Apr 16, 2022
I didn’t say professors and administrators…
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) Apr 19, 2022
RT @RebeccaSlatkin: https://t.co/eVssPamSZZ
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) Apr 20, 2022
Parents, students, regulators and politicians agree: colleges are in the jobs business: Great Expectations: The Growing Prominence of Employment Pathways – Tyton Partners https://t.co/JLP2rutZ7X
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) Apr 19, 2022
ππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌ https://t.co/TkXJ6nvtFP
— Vanessa Sun (@vanessainstem) Apr 18, 2022
@LericDax Way to Kirk that Kobayashi Maru.
— chicken-fried nonsense (@joseph_shumate) Apr 16, 2022
Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.” “But we can open the box,” said Toad. “That is true,” said Frog.
— Frog and Toad Bot (@FrogandToadbot) Apr 16, 2022
This makes a lot of sense https://t.co/gWrLybBajZ
— Siddharth (@ssaig) Apr 16, 2022
I wrote BBEdit. https://t.co/F0fqe93Srz
— Rich Siegel (@siegel) Apr 15, 2022
A former brewery in Ann Arbor, Michigan is now the home of a central tool in modern mathematics research: #MathSciNet. Take a look behind the scenes in this story featuring three associate editors who work there. π https://t.co/jK65KrQ5dK https://t.co/g7CiAUJUeL
— American Mathematical Society (@amermathsoc) Apr 15, 2022
this made me feel, in my stomach and my sinuses, the sensation of being on an observation deck on the Empire State Building and looking down https://t.co/y7iPvnbM9s
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Apr 14, 2022
Case 1: x is bigger than a breadbox https://t.co/IB8sQnutXt
— DR. ABOLISH THE POLICE (@pwr2dppl) Apr 13, 2022
"Sometimes, the poem is so bright, your silly language will not stick to it. Sometimes, the poem is so true, nobody will believe you." — @kaysarahsera Watch Sarah's full TED Talk here: https://t.co/F2sQsMo9C8 https://t.co/vJf0OD114K
— TED Talks (@TEDTalks) Apr 12, 2022
RT @johnsemley3000: Gilbert Gottfried died as he lived, with people saying “too soon.”
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) Apr 13, 2022
rest in peace to Gilbert Gottfried who has probably the best sequence in game show history on Hollywood Squares. if you're not an old hag like me who remembers the rules, both contestants needed his square to secure the 5-square win, but he decided to troll both of them https://t.co/Egzyzygudd
— manny (@mannyfidel) Apr 12, 2022
@siracusa @atpfm Even your "in-jokes" are told in bullets.
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) Apr 12, 2022
@jsnell @drdrang “I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. I haven’t heard them, though, because the audio drivers don’t work.”
— Kieran Healy (@kjhealy) Apr 12, 2022
Tell me don’t know anything about Senate rules without telling me you don’t know anything about Senate rules. “Journalist” “Political reporter” https://t.co/nEjWkTzpmc
— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) Apr 9, 2022
@ChrisMarsicano I feel like there is a lot to unpack in your starter word.
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) Apr 9, 2022
laughing so hard about how I said at the beginning of four days of solo parenting that I would "get a lot of writing done in the evenings"
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Apr 8, 2022
"Do senior devs still have to look up stuff on StackOverflow?" Gentle reader, I have gone to StackOverflow to read answers that I wrote about behavior that I myself designed and implemented.
— Ryan Cavanaugh (@SeaRyanC) Apr 8, 2022
@jpeggers @James_S_Murphy Might be interesting to isolate individual sports, comparing those that draw from a wider socioeconomic band to the ones that draw from the upper crust. Basketball & football vs. rowing & lacrosse.
— Jay Howard (@jayphoward) Apr 8, 2022
@jayphoward @James_S_Murphy This. I’d guess the wealth effect swamps the sports effect
— JP Eggers (@jpeggers) Apr 8, 2022
@James_S_Murphy Am a little curious whether the set of athletes at these schools are by-and-large more wealthy than the set of non-athletes, and whether that might explain the difference in giving and not athlete vs non-athlete.
— Jay Howard (@jayphoward) Apr 8, 2022
May disagree with Justice Jackson on many things, but if you don’t think this is affirming, encouraging, & evidence that we’re growing as a country, you can go pound sand. https://t.co/pBBxXIsK0C
— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) Apr 7, 2022
I got an A on my algebra midterm, please clap
— Jessamyn Dukes (@rhymeswspecimen) Apr 7, 2022
If the Moon were replaced with some of our planets. https://t.co/YNKmLsKVtY
— Dave Winer (@davewiner) Apr 2, 2022
I’m not a big fan of museums but I’m a huge fan of museum gift shops!!!!!! π
— Vanessa Sun (@vanessainstem) Apr 2, 2022
So happy for @siracusa today. https://t.co/PWlJJgqvNU
— Myke Hurley (@imyke) Mar 31, 2022
Cracking up at this deep-cut iOS Easter egg I just stumbled across. Who would appreciate this? Maybe @gruber would appreciate this. https://t.co/BOZ3GTsG2t
— Jason Robinson (@VafeR) Mar 30, 2022
!!! Congratulations @siracusa https://t.co/jZtVdRryrq
— Jason Snell (@jsnell) Mar 31, 2022
@hotdogsladies I’m so mad/proud of you for keeping this one to yourself.
— Casey Liss (@caseyliss) Mar 31, 2022
Independence Day: https://t.co/r0nBwI6Npk
— Hypercritical (@hypercritical) Mar 31, 2022
Uber like app but for getting a mathematician to explain the concept you're stuck on to you. Will not be reading replies
— ππππππ (@yemeen) Mar 29, 2022
Oh they were still around for the 1970s too. https://t.co/ujKLuTrdyS
— J.R. McGrail (@JRMcGrail) Mar 28, 2022
the Takes on facebook are so much worse
— VENID A VER LA SANGRE POR LAS CALLES (@EffingBoring) Mar 28, 2022
These potholesπ€¬ get your act together for once @IndyDPW ! https://t.co/zYRW4RSL1h
— Holly Betz (@mombetz) Mar 22, 2022
I would like to thank @tjklune today for The House in the Cerulean Sea
— Dr Spencer Bagley π³️π (@sbagley) Mar 21, 2022
Today I passed a barbershop named Barbershop Near Me, which is some optimal search engine optimization.
— Peter Sagal (@petersagal) Mar 20, 2022
Woke up early to do some science (writing)! My new fav thing is to wake up super early and go to campus when the sun is rising (bc the sunrise is beautiful & uplifting). https://t.co/xxXdm2Wmrw
— Vanessa Sun (@vanessainstem) Mar 18, 2022
@jsnell You're holding it wrong.
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) Mar 17, 2022
House by a Road, 1940 #hopper #edwardhopper https://t.co/ZSHzZblrva
— Edward Hopper (@artisthopper) Mar 17, 2022
RT @arch_crimes: https://t.co/LOE6PkUfLR
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) Mar 17, 2022
Queen of subways! https://t.co/4RGczeXg67
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Mar 16, 2022
Batya Ungar-Sargon on the evolution of journalism from working class trade to ranks of the elite. From Bill Maher 3/11/22. https://t.co/WRROCoIgrW
— Turncoat Don (@TurncoatD) Mar 12, 2022
I am “I ate nachos for dinner and now my body hates me” years old.
— Danielle McDowell (@danielleindy) Mar 15, 2022
Was anyone else taught in middle school that Times New Roman was the “right” font and all the other fonts were unprofessional???
— Susan Wherley, MD (@susanwherley) Mar 13, 2022
@matthematician @ClioHCorvid is it ok to like pi day as an excuse to eat pie?
— ron taylor (@math_doc_ron) Mar 14, 2022
@numberdance It's because you're competent
— Dr Spencer Bagley π³️π (@sbagley) Mar 13, 2022
had a (non-math) friend recently tell me "i don't understand anything about your research except that u study a thing by studying everything else around the thing" which is exactly correct & will be included in the intro of my thesis
— sally (@sallycol) Mar 13, 2022
RT @ProfKinyon: A: So do we gain an hour or lose an hour? Me: That depends on your point of view. A: Why are you like this?
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) Mar 14, 2022
mathematics is a tripod, which cannot stand without all three of its legs: intuition, rigor, and math coffee selfies #MathCoffeeSelfie
— πππ Toroidal Sarah | Defund the Police πππ¦ (@SC_Griffith) Mar 13, 2022
@brad_weiner https://t.co/Uq1owSMJ8k
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) Mar 11, 2022
@EDAnalyst @wallyboston That is certainly true. You almost have to be a political insider to know that it even exists. If the general public knew we were doing this there would be widespread outrage.
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) Mar 11, 2022
This story is simply shocking. Can't wait for Congress and regulators to read it.
— Lynnley Browning (@BrowningLynnley) Mar 12, 2022
“you were searched 43 times on Linkedin this week” ok so where’s my job
— Sahana Srinivasan (@sahana_srini) Mar 7, 2022
Today’s @Wordle is cold blooded.
— Aman Brar (@amandbrar) Mar 12, 2022
We'll be recording this week's show SUNDAY at 5ET / 8ET, with @jsnell and special guest co-host @siracusa! Send in your questions for John and Jason with hashtag #askupgrade.
— Upgrade (@_upgradefm) Mar 12, 2022
my view https://t.co/mXHeDHSEj8
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Mar 11, 2022
Come support Kennedy and the students of East Providence when they perform Chicago from March 31st to April 2nd. https://t.co/7j00PTlm0b
— Glen Salgueiro (@coachsal3) Mar 11, 2022
really could've used a win today https://t.co/62DF65m6Of
— Mikey Heller (@yoyorobot) Mar 7, 2022
Check out my latest article: Freedom is not Free https://t.co/IG0eLoDOUq via @LinkedIn
— David Griffith (@griffithd50) Mar 6, 2022
Pull the plug on Russian oil and gas. It is the very least we can do to pay $5/gallon for a while. The price of democracy has rarely been so cheap.
— J.R. McGrail (@JRMcGrail) Mar 6, 2022
https://t.co/otBBAtCAAg
— Alco (@alc0fribas) Mar 6, 2022
Goodbye, PJ: https://t.co/nG8iS8oWbM
— Rob Long (@rcbl) Mar 5, 2022
If this doesn’t make you smile then I can’t help you. https://t.co/SU7gkCJ4Gt
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) Mar 5, 2022
I just had some badly outdated unrefrigerated natural peanut butter (on a piece of toast) that tasted fine but now I think I’m going to die
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) Mar 4, 2022
Also, really thinking back to my freshman seminar when they talked about the McDonald's theory of peace. OOPS. https://t.co/nphi8bkcrQ
— Clare Malone (@ClareMalone) Mar 4, 2022
So proud. #AmericanRepertoryTheater #HarvardUniversityCenterfortheEnvironment #OceanFilibuster https://t.co/xetcCLIFrS
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) Mar 4, 2022
NYC is back!!!!! https://t.co/3TXsnqEZPf
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Mar 4, 2022
BREAKING: New York Times tech workers just voted to unionize, forming the largest tech union in U.S. history.
— More Perfect Union (@MorePerfectUS) Mar 3, 2022
Ordered a gen x bomb shelter today https://t.co/7iFzaKaxp1
— Lauren Hough (@laurenthehough) Mar 1, 2022
Has @nytimes blocked Wordle is Russia yet?
— J.R. McGrail π (@JRMcGrail) Mar 1, 2022
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