CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG (1968) Dick Van Dyke, Sally Ann Howes, Lionel Jeffries. Dir: Ken Hughes 5:15 PM ET An eccentric inventor uses his flying car to free a fantastical kingdom from its tyrannical ruler. 2h 25m | Musical | TV-G https://t.co/or56rR12XN
— Next On TCM (@NextOnTCM) Nov 14, 2021
"I was in an a cappella Improv group in college."
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) Nov 14, 2021
hello fellow serious mathematicians https://t.co/gbiPp88Gnh
— DR. ABOLISH THE POLICE (@pwr2dppl) Nov 8, 2021
well the baby woke up five minutes after I tweeted this
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Nov 6, 2021
'Frog,' said Toad, 'let us eat one very last cookie, and then we will stop.'
— Frog and Toad Bot (@FrogandToadbot) Nov 8, 2021
Here’s a lovely photo by @kebya of my dad bring my special guest at my Lincoln Center American Songbook concert 3 or 4 years ago. He was almost 90. Tomorrow I’m joining my family at his memorial at Peabody Conservatory. I miss him. He was a lotta fun. https://t.co/w7xyOlL2MR
— Julian Fleisher (@JulianFlei) Nov 6, 2021
The way we teach math is probably less an issue than the way admissions offices at highly rejectives regard it. I wonder what would happen if every admissions officer needed to score a 3 on the AB Calc exam.
— James S Murphy (@James_S_Murphy) Nov 5, 2021
Then Toad began to bang his head against the wall. 'Why are you banging your head against the wall?' asked Frog.
— Frog and Toad Bot (@FrogandToadbot) Nov 4, 2021
I am democratic. My food choices could not be tied to any one social class. https://t.co/yuMrSIg6Bp via @idr_labs
— Rod Dreher (@roddreher) Nov 3, 2021
Really depends on whom you mean by "we", doesn't it? https://t.co/eW5ZT9k5Xz
— Math History Facts (@MathHistFacts) Nov 3, 2021
Thanks Bill & Ted for making me ALWAYS read Socrates as SO-crates, not saw-krat-ease. 😂
— alison in migraineland (@alisonborealis) Nov 3, 2021
Frog said, 'Would you like me to tell you a story, Toad? ' 'Yes,' said Toad, 'if you know one.'
— Frog and Toad Bot (@FrogandToadbot) Nov 3, 2021
How long until Terry McAuliffe is back on CNN sharing his thoughts on how Democrats can win elections?
— Tara Golshan (@taragolshan) Nov 3, 2021
coolest trick-or-treater ever https://t.co/kECkXO7wzx
— David Wade (@davidwade) Nov 1, 2021
No Time to Die… more like No Time to Be a Bad Movie (I loved it)
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Oct 28, 2021
Too long. ALL the jokes fell flat. So-so action set pieces. But still, glad I saw BOND in a movie theater because it LOOKED great.
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) Oct 26, 2021
[CARRIE V/O]: Every so often, life for married women can get… a little bland. That’s when the luckiest of friends realize you only need a foursome… to spend a week becoming Spice girls. SAMANTHA: Ladies, I’ve just bought us four tickets to the planet Arrakis!
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Oct 26, 2021
@kenwheaton That would be more on brand, actually.
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) Oct 26, 2021
@JRMcGrail Hmmmmm. I don't know. He might be vaccinated while trying to pretend to be a anti-vax warrior.
— Ken Wheaton (@kenwheaton) Oct 26, 2021
If you ask a person who sells essay consulting what part of the admissions process matters, what answer do you think they'll give? https://t.co/LRxeVG6lwh
— James S Murphy (@James_S_Murphy) Oct 26, 2021
If you got to queen bee today, could you please dm me and tell me what the last word you found was? It’s interesting (to me) that everyone I’ve talked to so far had the same one. Thanks
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) Oct 22, 2021
'Hurry!' said Frog. 'We will run and catch it.' 'No!' shouted Toad. 'I cannot do that.' 'Why not?' asked Frog. 'Because,' wailed Toad, 'running after my list in not one of the things that I wrote on my list of things to do!'
— Frog and Toad Bot (@FrogandToadbot) Oct 20, 2021
Here's what we need: regional sensibility settings for Alexa. Midwest/Canada Alexa would reflexively apologize. New York Alexa would talk over you. Southern Alexa would blow sunshine at you, then eviscerate you in gossip with other Alexas in their parallel Alexa universe.
— Mike Vachow (@MikeVachow) Oct 20, 2021
Let’s hear her out https://t.co/0D0IS8XXRL
— Patrick Sullivan (@PatchNavillus) Oct 19, 2021
But really whomst among us hasn't gotten thicker and heavier since 2020 https://t.co/EEpYi9Mxa0
— Joe Groff (@jckarter) Oct 18, 2021
https://t.co/8nKEU9aWq4
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) Oct 18, 2021
Kinda feels like somebody has been listening to ATP.
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) Oct 18, 2021
Busy unfollowing people dumping on Colin Powell.
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) Oct 18, 2021
No vaccine is *that* good. https://t.co/KAvJFCCKiY
— Sarah Hutto (@huttopian) Oct 17, 2021
I’ve watched this funny golf video a good 50 times this week, and its backstory makes it even better: https://t.co/AUPt2FvE7F
— Tim Gavrich (@TimGavrich) Oct 15, 2021
Ok I’m sorry for fans of my edgy humor and trenchant insights that this has become a fan account for my daughter… but seriously just look at her! https://t.co/o5lmkjle09
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Oct 15, 2021
You have to root root root for the home team, if they don’t win it’s a shame …
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) Oct 15, 2021
This weekend, as Seders close with the familiar refrain, “Next year in Jerusalem,” we offer an additional prayer: "Next year in Provincetown."
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) Mar 26, 2021
We are saddened to share that cherished children's book author Beverly Cleary passed away yesterday, March 25, at 104 years old. https://t.co/Ifqu3Hfuxg https://t.co/BXywlKTSac
— HarperCollins (@HarperCollins) Mar 26, 2021
has anyone done this one yet https://t.co/DnoMxCot4Z
— Will Oremus (@WillOremus) Mar 26, 2021
So excited for this tomorrow! https://t.co/aJovtFRKrf
— Maureen Gassert Lamb (she/her/hers) (@latintechtools) Mar 19, 2021
His favorite stuffed animal is in my backpack https://t.co/MijzJUIfoP
— Rebecca (Slatkin) Sloane (@RebeccaSlatkin) Mar 26, 2021
NYers are just as likely to tell you to fuck off as to say good morning or have a nice day. They mean basically the same thing. It's like "namaste" -- the divinity in my being acknowledges the divinity in yours. Now fuck off. ;-)
— Dave Winer (@davewiner) Mar 26, 2021
@optshiftk @RebeccaSlatkin René Descartes over here like “rude”
— David Smith (@Catfish_Man) Mar 26, 2021
@EDoggTheRed @soledadobrien I miss Little Feat
— Peter Frampton (@peterframpton) Mar 25, 2021
How the Von Trapp children are coping with the pandemic: A THREAD https://t.co/39Dj5E4voP
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) Mar 25, 2021
this is of course currently problematic for mathematicians whose symbols have to pass through the Suez Canal 🚢📦 https://t.co/dbn3JlhFU6
— Math History Facts (@MathHistFacts) Mar 25, 2021
John’s reviews are a fantastic document of the early releases. I’ve said it before, but as an engineer on Mac OS X, my team and I would wait for them, read every word, and discuss them endlessly... https://t.co/im8OaG8dQ1
— Nitin Black Lives Matter Ganatra (@nitinganatra) Mar 24, 2021
What are the odds that crustacean pieces would somehow get into the one cereal box purchased by a comedian and podcaster who is “good at Twitter”?
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Mar 24, 2021
celebrating 25 civilized yet provocative years! https://t.co/nTFoDjpjyY
— Josh Barro (@jbarro) Mar 23, 2021
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/c1FEE0smko https://t.co/u0TucOuQ71
— The Onion (@TheOnion) Mar 23, 2021
RT @ThamKhaiMeng: This is every single New York Times front page since 1852. Observe the explosion of pictures in news https://t.co/u2GThQkhwH
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) Oct 14, 2021
Sooooo...barring anything crazy (and it's the Army, so if anything crazy can happen, it will), it appears that your thoughts/prayers/hecatombs/burnt offerings paid off, as I've been told that I have what amounts to a dream assignment You all must've done something right
— Angry Staff Officer (@pptsapper) Mar 22, 2021
Sidney Powell has moved to dismiss Dominion's defamation lawsuit. She argues that when she accused Dominion of being part of an election-rigging scheme with ties to Venezuela, "no reasonable person would conclude" those "were truly statements of fact" https://t.co/RDPD1eGvY3 https://t.co/p5zssgV5JJ
— Zoe Tillman (@ZoeTillman) Mar 22, 2021
A happy 90th birthday to actor William Shatner, perhaps best known to audiences as Alexei in The Brothers Karamazov (Richard Brooks, 1958). https://t.co/wTb08xMfcl
— Andy Miller at the Manchesterford Morgue 💀🎃👻 (@i_am_mill_i_am) Mar 22, 2021
You live someone else’s life until you find purpose. #leadership #management #LFreakquote
— Dan Rockwell (@Leadershipfreak) Mar 20, 2021
Happy Spring?
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) Mar 20, 2021
I am a cucumber with anxiety https://t.co/D1aRDPveiV
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) Oct 6, 2021
anyway, I dropped AP BC Calculus my senior year of high school after about... actually, 72 hours... and I suppose there was a reason.
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Sep 23, 2021
As an... – iPhone 12 owner I want... – an iPhone 13 so that... – I have an iPhone 13 #AppleEvent https://t.co/pRCIBYgiFh
— Shit User Story (@ShitUserStory) Sep 14, 2021
Twitter Gains Unique ‘Like’ Animation for Today’s Apple Event https://t.co/V2Uvn7TtYW by @waxeditorial https://t.co/MYivZ995VT
— MacRumors.com (@MacRumors) Sep 14, 2021
Lawyers are constantly advising people not to go to law school. Like, CONSTANTLY. https://t.co/8VYi6SOW4z
— Soledad O'Brien (@soledadobrien) Sep 11, 2021
Please excuse the self promotion! I'm so excited to be teaching From Epic to Epigram: Teaching Latin Poetry starting on September 13th.Please feel free to DM me with questions! #langchat #latinteach #classicstwitter @aclclassics https://t.co/iqHPd2Y3ZV
— Maureen Gassert Lamb (she/her/hers) (@latintechtools) Sep 10, 2021
Straight to my veins! #Matrix https://t.co/QLtU1EVwvY
— Robert Herzog (@HerzogIND) Sep 10, 2021
Bloomberg Reports That Kevin Lynch — Who, It Turns Out, Is Not a Bozo but Was Just Being a Solid Team Player for Adobe Back When He Was Staunchly Defending Flash in the Face of the Obvious Fact That Flash Was Crap Technology Holding Back the Entire … https://t.co/VVlZLrpZYO
— Daring Fireball (@daringfireball) Sep 9, 2021
Wait. Greg Abbott has always had the power my dear to end rape in Texas? https://t.co/mihRbMjrpS https://t.co/SL2CkPRqSR
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) Sep 7, 2021
This stsge is lit! https://t.co/9sL0Jn2DJr
— Julian Fleisher (@JulianFlei) Sep 4, 2021
https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/45235/the-snow-man-56d224a6d4e90
RT @david_perell: Make your effort invisible. Here's my mini-essay. https://t.co/zE7IG8Jamn
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) Sep 3, 2021
Make your effort invisible. Here's my mini-essay. https://t.co/zE7IG8Jamn
— David Perell (@david_perell) Sep 3, 2021
At the doctor for a pre-long weekend checkup https://t.co/VyPyBu92JM
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Sep 3, 2021
🎶Now look at me and this opportunity🎶 https://t.co/Ljav3iFBiN
— James LaPorta (@JimLaPorta) Sep 3, 2021
Congrats, @CeciliaRAragon ! Looking forward to reading it - https://t.co/pU6fdmyVcc
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) Sep 2, 2021
“Yea, curing childhood cancer is cool and all, but trolling @caseyliss? Price-liss” https://t.co/CnVRXa69AX @StJude https://t.co/mZuA6cF5M6
— Matt VanOrmer (@MattVanOrmer) Sep 2, 2021
Why ‘The Other Two’ Is Setting a New Standard for TV Comedy Right Now https://t.co/UWhNDkcfiE
— Variety (@Variety) Sep 2, 2021
The latest from me, on what happens if Opportunity Zones meet higher taxes #OZ #tax #financialadvisor #wealthmanagement #TaxTwitter @Cresset_Capital @ScottB_CFP #AvidianWealth @OpportunityDb https://t.co/v8pplSFD2q
— Lynnley Browning (@BrowningLynnley) Sep 2, 2021
a Rube Goldberg machine for calling anything that appears complex or contrived a Rube Goldberg machine
— Michael J Barany (@MBarany) Sep 2, 2021
Big day tomorrow of pouring concrete @WillistonNS #theMems #gettingready https://t.co/rrIZqPhY5r
— Robert W. Hill (@Hill3Williston) Aug 31, 2021
In cleaning out my office desk drawers, I came upon these 1MB disks from my Mac SE. One has all the research for my dissertation and the other is a backup of the book manuscript from the dissertation. https://t.co/BdWdG3HIIy
— Judith Weisenfeld (@JLWeisenfeld) Aug 31, 2021
@Al2theb1 @shannonrwatts Moms Demand volunteer here, literally currently wearing my Disarm Hate t-shirt and this made me laugh so hard I almost spit out my water.
— Sarah Mitchell (@SarahLKMitchell) Aug 30, 2021
It's always a little awkward when a proud small business -- run by the same family for generations -- asks "Why did you pick us?" on an online form and I have to say "I saw on Google Maps that you happen to be a short walk from an awesome donut shop I've always wanted to visit."
— Andy Ihnatko (@Ihnatko) Aug 31, 2021
Glad I wrote this: https://t.co/kkdSiX1LkB
— John Gruber (@gruber) Aug 30, 2021
We are having a reprieve here. Decreased covid admits today!
— jillgoffwenger (@jillbyok) Aug 29, 2021
“Anywhere you get your podcasts” is how you know podcasting remains open to all. no gatekeepers. it’s my biggest source of pride about the medium @adamcurry and I developed. ❤️ https://t.co/GpnUejjkA5
— Dave Winer (@davewiner) Aug 26, 2021
Tyler Kloefkorn is the new AMS Associate Director of Government Relations. Starting in late September, he will oversee our education policy portfolio, with a focus on undergraduate and graduate education in the mathematical sciences. Welcome, Tyler! 🔗 https://t.co/EErpseECue https://t.co/mW8mzGLY8H
— American Mathematical Society (@amermathsoc) Aug 26, 2021
I wrote this week's Variety cover story, on "Only Murders in the Building": https://t.co/vBtQK5mA2t https://t.co/v9aq0ZUmeS
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Aug 25, 2021
Happy Pumpkin Spice Latte Day! #PSL https://t.co/URgUupN67e
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) Aug 24, 2021
RT @Rainmaker1973: A Fibonacci dog can surely cheer up you day https://t.co/mWeUPfXTkn [source, by Gianni Sarcone: https://t.co/GoLDBGaCaa]…
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) Aug 19, 2021
@svershbow https://t.co/EJs47WiZoO
— Ilikegood (@natepiw01) Aug 13, 2021
RT @ASlavitt: COVID Update: The debate on whether Americans should be offered 3rd shots as boosters in not a simple one. But it does pres…
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) Aug 17, 2021
My greatest work: https://t.co/j440PrOq1D
— Alexandra Silber (@alsilbs) Aug 12, 2021
“A writer who waits for ideal conditions under which to work will die without putting a word on paper.” —E. B. White https://t.co/WaF5kEyIxe
— The Paris Review (@parisreview) Aug 12, 2021
RT @Loh: Always wanted to travel back in time to try fighting a younger version of yourself? Software development is the career for you!
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) Aug 11, 2021
@soledadobrien Still waiting with bated breath for a lucid, logical explanation from their producers as to why @levarburton wasn’t the perfect replacement, because he still is.
— Mr. B (@SeriouslyMrB) Aug 11, 2021
Years ago Fran Tarkenton told me “if you have 3 quarterbacks, you have no quarterbacks” https://t.co/xKpoiJARBd
— Soledad O'Brien (@soledadobrien) Aug 11, 2021
Post a picture of yourself on any stage for any reason. https://t.co/Ccq7PHFVAD https://t.co/dCvyTdkcba
— John Siracusa (@siracusa) Aug 11, 2021
@matthewmercer https://t.co/BoR9FHke9Y
— Robert Guiscard (@de_Hauteville) Aug 10, 2021
Still some of the finest blah-blah text I've ever seen. https://t.co/jASlJjH3Gv
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) Aug 11, 2021
Timeline cleanser. Happy Saturday… https://t.co/D0qeMhXUer
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) Aug 7, 2021
Pray for me, it's the part of the move where I have to prove my heroic valor by wrestling with Comcast https://t.co/Qwt2I1DetS
— Amy Pistone (@apistone) Aug 7, 2021
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— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) Aug 6, 2021
My two best rounds on my recent Wisconsin trip: one very calm card at Lac La Belle and one outright #psychocard at the University Club of Milwaukee. https://t.co/VD4GYC8D9Y
— Tim Gavrich (@TimGavrich) Aug 4, 2021
Excited to announce the release of my new Guide to Buying a Guide to Getting into College. The first 1000 copies come with an exclusive ranking of all the college rankings.
— James S Murphy (@James_S_Murphy) Aug 4, 2021
https://t.co/I7FbrZ6XS9 https://t.co/PhrnpH3wVI
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) Aug 3, 2021
the transcribing software thinks I was talking about the sitcom “Ted Lascaux”… https://t.co/B9FrPU6na1
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Aug 2, 2021
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