"This is the ask, brother."
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) December 22, 2020
Wow. https://t.co/PV5ZR1mMio
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Wednesday, December 23, 2020
RT @hotdogsladies: "This is the ask, brother." Wow. https://t.co/PV5ZR1mMio
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Favorite tweet from hotdogsladies
"This is the ask, brother."
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) December 22, 2020
Wow. https://t.co/PV5ZR1mMio
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December 22, 2020 at 02:13PM
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Tuesday, December 22, 2020
Favorite tweet from theferocity
It’s like watching Beyoncé nail all the key changes in “Love on Top.” pic.twitter.com/YRktJVUKaE
— Saeed Jones (@theferocity) December 22, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/theferocity
December 21, 2020 at 10:41PM
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Favorite tweet from zachnm
Anyone else rip their mask off when they get in to the car like they’ve just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey’s Anatomy
— Zach (@zachnm) December 20, 2020
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December 20, 2020 at 04:59PM
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Favorite tweet from calebgamman
— caleb gamman (@calebgamman) December 21, 2020
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December 21, 2020 at 10:37AM
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Monday, December 21, 2020
Favorite tweet from AOC
It’s not good enough to hear about what’s in the bill. Members of Congress need to see & read the bills we are expected to vote on.
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) December 21, 2020
I know it’s “controversial” & I get in trouble for sharing things like this, but the people of this country deserve to know. They deserve better.
from Twitter https://twitter.com/AOC
December 21, 2020 at 01:17PM
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Favorite tweet from Adrian_H
what are you doing in an ihop in the middle of a pandemic
— Adrian H (@Adrian_H) December 21, 2020
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December 20, 2020 at 07:41PM
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Thursday, December 17, 2020
Favorite tweet from DPD_
Did I buy the Sedaris omnibus collection? Yes, I *am* a gay man who began reading books from the grown-up section of the library in the late 1990s and was an Entertainment Weekly subscriber from 2002 to 2007. Am I proud I bought it? ...That's one secret I'll never tell.
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) December 18, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/DPD_
December 17, 2020 at 08:08PM
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Favorite tweet from TheBrometheus
“Ugh, men are just the worst. But because you’re a woman, you’re strong and unique, like a tiger made of unicorns. No one else understands how underappreciated you are. But we do. Buy our tube socks.”
— Adam Lane Smith (@TheBrometheus) December 17, 2020
—Every advertising agency in America
from Twitter https://twitter.com/TheBrometheus
December 16, 2020 at 07:16PM
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Favorite tweet from davewiner
Should the “paper of record” be behind a paywall?
— dave@scripting.com (@davewiner) December 17, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/davewiner
December 17, 2020 at 08:20AM
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Tuesday, December 15, 2020
Favorite tweet from Rainmaker1973
Watch this company in Japan using an ingenious method with balloons to decommission an old power line without blocking highway traffic [source, full video: https://t.co/ht6vig1KD3] pic.twitter.com/yiq2mNsYSL
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) December 15, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973
December 15, 2020 at 04:57PM
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Favorite tweet from caseyliss
About 80% of my git commit messages. https://t.co/tNczJqBeFE
— Casey Liss (@caseyliss) December 15, 2020
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December 15, 2020 at 09:48AM
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Monday, December 14, 2020
Favorite tweet from rcbl
I discuss this on my webinar. DM me for details and payment instructions.
— Rob Long (@rcbl) December 14, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/rcbl
December 14, 2020 at 12:36PM
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Favorite tweet from NetflixFilm
From the studio that brought you Extraction + The Old Guard comes an action-thriller that pits man against machine + leaves you wondering: Can technology save us or will it be our demise? Anthony Mackie + Damson Idris star in Outside The Wire on @Netflix Jan 15 pic.twitter.com/8QvCSehWDz
— NetflixFilm (@NetflixFilm) December 11, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/NetflixFilm
December 11, 2020 at 01:13PM
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Saturday, December 12, 2020
Favorite tweet from gruber
This is a good one. Simple and solid episode. https://t.co/of3S2d85Bs
— John Gruber (@gruber) December 13, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/gruber
December 12, 2020 at 08:41PM
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Favorite tweet from ScottAdamsSays
FACT CHECK: They're called "servers" by the people who don't look down on them. https://t.co/Qm3Z96fZ3N
— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) December 12, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays
December 12, 2020 at 08:57AM
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Favorite tweet from ijones
I’ll wait to hear from Gene Munster
— Jeremy Jones (@ijones) December 12, 2020
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December 12, 2020 at 04:37AM
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Friday, December 11, 2020
Favorite tweet from mhowe1980
I kept waiting for the caretakers to get fed up with Rey wrecking the island, and then going full Ewok on her.
— Michael Howe (@mhowe1980) December 11, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/mhowe1980
December 11, 2020 at 02:25PM
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Favorite tweet from Trace_Urdan
As the Very Left continues to disappoint the Very, Very Left, I am here for all the shade. https://t.co/WOfc6nLTdS
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) December 11, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/Trace_Urdan
December 11, 2020 at 03:00PM
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Favorite tweet from Tracelator
I’m old enough to remember when TIME Magazine was not a pathetic joke.
— Tracelator (@Tracelator) December 11, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/Tracelator
December 11, 2020 at 06:35AM
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Favorite tweet from DPD_
I used to think parents in Brooklyn behaved in an entitled manner, then I became a parent in Brooklyn and realized just how much I was entitled to!!
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) December 11, 2020
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December 11, 2020 at 01:01PM
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Thursday, December 10, 2020
Favorite tweet from DPD_
absolutely COLOSSAL error in buying some separate Hanukkah- and Christmas-themed stamps instead of just exclusively winter-themed stamps... can't keep any of these cards straight... please learn from my mistakes
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) December 10, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/DPD_
December 10, 2020 at 03:21PM
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Tuesday, December 8, 2020
Favorite tweet from galendruke
Clare is what they call an "extreme talent." Her writing is must-read, her podcast analysis is witty & empathetic, & she's one of the greatest friends you cld hope to have.
— Galen Druke (@galendruke) December 7, 2020
At a 538 live show, there's no applause like a Clare Malone applause.
Editors, you hit the jackpot today. https://t.co/0LToNZMRCk
from Twitter https://twitter.com/galendruke
December 07, 2020 at 12:41PM
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Sunday, December 6, 2020
Favorite tweet from timothyJboyce
December 6, 1901: Odd Nansen’s Birthday https://t.co/QYPZrWSKg5
— Timothy Boyce (@timothyJboyce) December 6, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/timothyJboyce
December 06, 2020 at 04:25PM
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Saturday, December 5, 2020
Favorite tweet from architecturehub
Sears Catalog ‘Kit Homes’ From the Early 20th Century https://t.co/hr2UdahxQN
— Architecture Hub (@architecturehub) December 5, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/architecturehub
December 05, 2020 at 04:45PM
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Favorite tweet from DickKingSmith
Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds. pic.twitter.com/v1jvCTNMmK
— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) December 5, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/DickKingSmith
December 05, 2020 at 10:00AM
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Favorite tweet from davewiner
The first blade of grass pops through the surface of the dirt. Later there will be a lawn here. You hope it'll be thick and green. Useful. But for now it's just the one blade of grass. It's nice moment. The code is no longer just an idea, it's now a thing.
— dave@scripting.com (@davewiner) December 5, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/davewiner
December 05, 2020 at 02:03PM
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Favorite tweet from ACLU
DACA is here to stay. Dreamers are here to stay.
— ACLU (@ACLU) December 5, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ACLU
December 04, 2020 at 07:03PM
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Friday, December 4, 2020
Favorite tweet from OdunEweniyi
Me: Mama I made the Bloomberg50!!!
— Tech Bro (@OdunEweniyi) December 4, 2020
Mom: what’s that?
Me: It’s-
Mom: Be washing the plates as you tell me.
from Twitter https://twitter.com/OdunEweniyi
December 04, 2020 at 04:40AM
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Wednesday, December 2, 2020
Favorite tweet from DPD_
Just got word that my baby made the 1 Under 1 list
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) December 1, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/DPD_
December 01, 2020 at 11:52AM
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Monday, November 30, 2020
RT @dankmccoy: Dispute settling time. In The 12 Days of Christmas, do the gifts stack, or are the gift numbers absolute? (i.e. do you get a partridge every day, for a total of 12 partridges, etc? Or just 1 partridge on the first day?)
Dispute settling time. In The 12 Days of Christmas, do the gifts stack, or are the gift numbers absolute? (i.e. do you get a partridge every day, for a total of 12 partridges, etc? Or just 1 partridge on the first day?)
— Dan McCoy (Skrimblebimble the Butt Cat) (@dankmccoy) November 30, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen
Favorite tweet from kat_helgeson
it says in the text of the song that on the second day, the true love gave them two turtledoves and a partridge in a pear tree. It does not say "and I also still had yesterday's gift"
— Kat Helgeson (@kat_helgeson) November 30, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/kat_helgeson
November 30, 2020 at 12:53AM
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Favorite tweet from dankmccoy
What of the “AND” Dan? Every day AND a partridge in a pear tree.
— Dan McCoy (Skrimblebimble the Butt Cat) (@dankmccoy) November 30, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/dankmccoy
November 29, 2020 at 11:41PM
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Favorite tweet from amermathsoc
Happy #AMSDAY! We thank our valued members for their continued support. Please enjoy a day of significant publication discounts, access to MathSciNet and AMS journals for the day, and a special gift for charitable donations. #AMSDay #AMSmember https://t.co/IMbx4InwKE pic.twitter.com/MZ0dAVlHHf
— American Mathematical Society (@amermathsoc) November 30, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/amermathsoc
November 30, 2020 at 06:00AM
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Saturday, November 28, 2020
Favorite tweet from Trace_Urdan
We are well within a couple of years of the “let me get that for you Dad, you’re going to hurt yourself” stage of Christmas decorating.
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) November 29, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/Trace_Urdan
November 28, 2020 at 08:48PM
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Favorite tweet from Leadershipfreak
"It's wrong to deprive someone else of a pleasure so that you can enjoy one yourself, but to deprive yourself of a pleasure so that you can add to someone else's enjoyment is an act of humanity by which you always gain more than you lose." Thomas More#leadership#management
— Dan Rockwell (@Leadershipfreak) November 29, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/Leadershipfreak
November 28, 2020 at 08:04PM
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Favorite tweet from kfury
It must look beautiful when the myst rolls in.
— Kevin Fox 🦊😷 (@kfury) November 28, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/kfury
November 28, 2020 at 02:49PM
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Favorite tweet from jsnell
I have a joke about Apple, and I can't wait to see what you do with it. https://t.co/RMsYLbwLSJ
— Jason Snell (@jsnell) November 28, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/jsnell
November 28, 2020 at 12:06PM
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Favorite tweet from hotdogsladies
Every Christopher Nolan movie feels like a really long teaser trailer for the movie you're watching.
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) November 28, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/hotdogsladies
November 27, 2020 at 09:29PM
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Friday, November 27, 2020
Favorite tweet from DPD_
I have no Eric Clapton opinions other than that my dad so frequently played the “MTV Unplugged” album that when I was in college and finally saw “Goodfellas,” I was like, wow, someone did a really amped-up cover of that famous slow song “Layla.”
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) November 28, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/DPD_
November 27, 2020 at 08:02PM
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Thursday, November 26, 2020
Favorite tweet from JRMcGrail
Always buy and peel too many potatoes to make enough mashed potatoes for any possible number of guests.
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) November 26, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/JRMcGrail
November 26, 2020 at 01:34PM
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Favorite tweet from YAN0
I've been waiting since March for this moment. The moment where I can put a period on all of my years of coverage reiterating a very simple truth:
— David Yanofsky (@YAN0) November 26, 2020
The day before Thanksgiving is not the busiest day to fly.https://t.co/wX6XSGd2hwhttps://t.co/NWv0mBHNdVhttps://t.co/mqIis9QDdB
from Twitter https://twitter.com/YAN0
November 26, 2020 at 02:09PM
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Favorite tweet from DPD_
I post a lot of inane garbage on here (it’s kind of my “thing”) but I am pausing to say that I’m grateful for, among many other things, everyone who has shown support to me or to my little family during the craziest year of everyone’s lives. Thanks all, enjoy the day!
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) November 26, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/DPD_
November 26, 2020 at 02:08PM
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Favorite tweet from JRMcGrail
Just tried pecan pie that always thought hated and I loved it. That is my Happy Thanksgiving message to you.
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) November 26, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/JRMcGrail
November 26, 2020 at 07:25AM
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Favorite tweet from davewiner
Dave has been ordered to add a feature to the app, and asked to explain why it’ll take so long to do. Finally @gruber in a fit of frustration asks for the source so he can add it himself over the holiday weekend. Dave gives him the code and starts work on a fresh project.
— dave@scripting.com (@davewiner) November 26, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/davewiner
November 26, 2020 at 03:29AM
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Tuesday, November 24, 2020
Favorite tweet from cegriff3
I swear the closest my wife & I get to a divorce is during the annual holiday card ordering debacle. Setting up the tree is right there in a close second place.
— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) November 25, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/cegriff3
November 24, 2020 at 09:17PM
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Favorite tweet from JoeMoreno
When using Safari, the MacBook Pro’s Touch Bar displays tiny screenshot snippets of each tab that’s open in the web browser, making it a cinch to move between tabs. pic.twitter.com/E4mtVFhtaY
— Joe Moreno (@JoeMoreno) November 24, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/JoeMoreno
November 24, 2020 at 01:39PM
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Favorite tweet from rkelchen
Can we please stop using where people went to college decades ago as a proxy for how competent they are now?https://t.co/ZbJI3Ae4eO
— Robert Kelchen (@rkelchen) November 24, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/rkelchen
November 24, 2020 at 08:25AM
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Favorite tweet from ScottAdamsSays
Share Your Screen by Scott Adams https://t.co/VEjYQGkQJN via @Dilbert_Daily
— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) November 24, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays
November 24, 2020 at 07:13AM
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Monday, November 23, 2020
RT @JRMcGrail: My new ringtone https://t.co/PgimHE3wVc
My new ringtone https://t.co/PgimHE3wVc
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) November 23, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen
Favorite tweet from JRMcGrail
My new ringtone https://t.co/PgimHE3wVc
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) November 23, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/JRMcGrail
November 23, 2020 at 05:34PM
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Favorite tweet from THR
.@KenJennings has been named interim #Jeopardy host https://t.co/TkJjhpPRiM pic.twitter.com/oMKwE0mpIO
— The Hollywood Reporter (@THR) November 23, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/THR
November 23, 2020 at 05:29PM
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Sunday, November 22, 2020
Favorite tweet from soledadobrien
Water https://t.co/lCKO6zJkxs
— Soledad O'Brien (@soledadobrien) November 22, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/soledadobrien
November 22, 2020 at 05:32PM
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Favorite tweet from Newdl
@marcoarment I figured you would like this... pic.twitter.com/YSqOoi8LIN
— NΞAL (@Newdl) November 22, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/Newdl
November 21, 2020 at 11:00PM
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Saturday, November 21, 2020
Favorite tweet from Raymone__Sr
Get rid of SAT and ACT for college admissions requirements! Independent research proves they are not indicative of a student’s success in college. High school GPA & a student’s work ethic or study habits are better indicators of a student’s college success. #StudentsFirst #Spoke
— Ray H Sr (@Raymone__Sr) November 21, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/Raymone__Sr
November 21, 2020 at 06:12PM
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Favorite tweet from DPD_
Delving further into the world of children’s books has one hundred percent reversed my initial opinion of Madonna’s “The English Roses,” which I now think of as a work of unique wit, sophistication, and visual beauty...
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) November 21, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/DPD_
November 21, 2020 at 03:50PM
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Friday, November 20, 2020
Favorite tweet from WestminsterCT
Thinking about Westminster? Learn more about our admissions office, how you can apply, and more! https://t.co/4ZMeaqq5Yh pic.twitter.com/PioYKi6RW1
— Westminster School (@WestminsterCT) November 20, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/WestminsterCT
November 20, 2020 at 08:18AM
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Thursday, November 19, 2020
Favorite tweet from ossoff
Ban Senators from trading individual stocks. Period.
— Jon Ossoff (@ossoff) November 19, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ossoff
November 19, 2020 at 10:04AM
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Favorite tweet from davewiner
My friend @joetrippi taught me something about politics. https://t.co/l15zrndXHg pic.twitter.com/f5VbOoFZZO
— dave@scripting.com (@davewiner) November 19, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/davewiner
November 19, 2020 at 11:58AM
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Wednesday, November 18, 2020
Favorite tweet from ginofarese
A fish rots from the head down!
— Gino (@ginofarese) November 19, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ginofarese
November 18, 2020 at 09:22PM
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Favorite tweet from cegriff3
Capitalism has room for a vibrant, rational, focused union movement. https://t.co/f835vGfpXL
— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) November 19, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/cegriff3
November 18, 2020 at 07:08PM
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Favorite tweet from Ihnatko
The takeout place nearby does an incredible burger. It comes with fresh, hand-cut fries and they're AMAZING but there aren't enough of them. Well, tonight, friends, I ordered the burger and fries WITH an order of fries. And now it's definitely too many fries but I REGRET NOTHING.
— Andy Ihnatko (@Ihnatko) November 19, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/Ihnatko
November 18, 2020 at 07:05PM
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Favorite tweet from TimGavrich
Just found a legitimate reason to drop my all-time favorite scene from “The Office” into a golf article, coming Friday: https://t.co/AdVLBRRcse
— Tim Gavrich (@TimGavrich) November 18, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/TimGavrich
November 18, 2020 at 12:54PM
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Tuesday, November 17, 2020
Would that this were not still true. https://t.co/6KXc5QMmWz
Would that this were not still true. https://t.co/6KXc5QMmWz
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) November 17, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen
Favorite tweet from allymayn
Fox News and Facebook did to our parents what they said video games would do to us.
— Ally Maynard (@allymayn) November 16, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/allymayn
November 16, 2020 at 04:21PM
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Favorite tweet from SethMacFarlane
With both Moderna and Pfizer announcing the successful development of a vaccine that appears to be over 90% effective, take a minute to appreciate how fucking amazing that is. A group of scientists will have beaten a novel disease less than a year after its outbreak. Go science.
— Seth MacFarlane (@SethMacFarlane) November 16, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/SethMacFarlane
November 16, 2020 at 02:19PM
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Monday, November 16, 2020
Favorite tweet from ugalawdawg
Voluntary dismissal incoming
— Carter Clatyon (@ugalawdawg) November 17, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ugalawdawg
November 16, 2020 at 08:35PM
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Favorite tweet from AOC
“Things were bad for me, so they should stay bad for everyone else” is not a good argument against debt cancellation - student, medical, or otherwise. #CancelStudentDebt
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) November 16, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/AOC
November 16, 2020 at 06:29PM
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Favorite tweet from jbarro
Diebold strategy, Cotton https://t.co/rrqCzmMrqf
— Josh Barro (@jbarro) November 16, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/jbarro
November 16, 2020 at 02:10PM
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Sunday, November 15, 2020
Favorite tweet from CritterJams
@Winter check out what I spotted in Sheboygan Wisconsin pic.twitter.com/W6URvoS6pi
— Critter Jams (@CritterJams) November 15, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/CritterJams
November 15, 2020 at 12:14PM
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Favorite tweet from mfredericks1x
Are federal and SCOTUS clerkships very prestigious? Yes. Is becoming a federal prosecutor prestigious? Yes. Does 8 years of experience qualify you to be a federal district court judge? Absolutely not.
— Don’t Stand So Close To Me (And Wear A Mask) (@mfredericks1x) November 15, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/mfredericks1x
November 15, 2020 at 09:15AM
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Saturday, November 14, 2020
Favorite tweet from Hill3Williston
Way to go Andre! Leader by example! https://t.co/YR1Fj1AArG
— Robert W. Hill (@Hill3Williston) November 15, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/Hill3Williston
November 14, 2020 at 08:09PM
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Friday, November 13, 2020
Favorite tweet from grayer_mist
It's just a jump to the left
— Christopher Gray (@grayer_mist) November 14, 2020
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
from Twitter https://twitter.com/grayer_mist
November 13, 2020 at 08:37PM
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Favorite tweet from kellen_myers
Sally's younger sister Sue marries Mike.
— Kellen Myers (@kellen_myers) November 14, 2020
Mike & Sue eventually have a child, me.
Sally is a talented mathematician but grows disappointed with her crass peers, becoming a bit rude.
I grow fond of Sally despite her demeanor.
Sally is rude to you.
Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally.
from Twitter https://twitter.com/kellen_myers
November 13, 2020 at 08:36PM
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Favorite tweet from m_artigiani
Half counterclockwise round punch
— Mauro Artigiani (@m_artigiani) November 13, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/m_artigiani
November 13, 2020 at 06:46PM
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Favorite tweet from ADrugResearcher
Robert's Rules
— Alex Betsos, Marquis De Réagent (@ADrugResearcher) November 13, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ADrugResearcher
November 13, 2020 at 06:40PM
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Favorite tweet from ianarbitraria
PEMDAS
— Ian Arbitraria (@ianarbitraria) November 13, 2020
1. Put variables in alphabetic order
2. Empty all sets
3. Multiply by 0
4. Don't double check, you'll only get confused
5.Assume solution
6. Sarcastic reply
Someone else will have to explain the details
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ianarbitraria
November 13, 2020 at 06:38PM
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Thursday, November 12, 2020
Favorite tweet from ZephyrTeachout
no Corporate Influence in the Cabinet is better policy and better politicshttps://t.co/Bpe3noMUKw
— Zephyr Teachout (@ZephyrTeachout) November 12, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ZephyrTeachout
November 12, 2020 at 05:51PM
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Favorite tweet from TimGavrich
Should the reigning NCAA individual champion be granted an invitation to the Masters? I think it would be cool to see, as would an invite for the reigning U.S. Junior Amateur champion.
— Tim Gavrich (@TimGavrich) November 12, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/TimGavrich
November 12, 2020 at 04:35PM
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Wednesday, November 11, 2020
Favorite tweet from hiimmarsh
Not allowed to talk about it. That’s the first rule.
— Marshall McKinnon (@hiimmarsh) November 11, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/hiimmarsh
November 11, 2020 at 01:12AM
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Favorite tweet from MXTracy66
World War II hero comes home, and after an eventful dinner in an Italian restaurant and an Italian honeymoon, moves to Lake Tahoe.
— YOUNG MT (@MXTracy66) November 11, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/MXTracy66
November 10, 2020 at 09:53PM
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Tuesday, November 10, 2020
Favorite tweet from SimeonTheFool
This girl meets this guy and at first she doesn’t like him but then she starts to like him but then something happens and it looks like they’re going to break up but at the end they kiss.
— St. Simeon the Four Seasons Total Landscaping Fool (@SimeonTheFool) November 10, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/SimeonTheFool
November 10, 2020 at 12:22PM
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Favorite tweet from flixnut1
A detective hunts robots, has sex with a robot, might be a robot.
— Flixnut (@flixnut1) November 10, 2020
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November 10, 2020 at 12:14PM
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Monday, November 9, 2020
Favorite tweet from yumcoconutmilk
Lots of people feeling discombobulated pic.twitter.com/DQrelDHwaR
— nylah burton (@yumcoconutmilk) November 8, 2020
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November 08, 2020 at 04:54PM
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Favorite tweet from davewiner
I think it may be time to re-binge The West Wing.https://t.co/TZrL0ayycN
— dave@scripting.com (@davewiner) November 9, 2020
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November 09, 2020 at 04:10PM
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Favorite tweet from YAN0
I'm old enough to remember when the Republican party was the one that was against frivolous lawsuits
— David Yanofsky (@YAN0) November 9, 2020
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November 09, 2020 at 04:30PM
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Sunday, November 8, 2020
Favorite tweet from DPD_
I am excited to see the end of the popular belief that any protest art, no matter how poorly executed, contradictory, baffling, or outright stupid, is worth sharing because it is protest art. There is one particular sharer of this art I am thinking of here!
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) November 8, 2020
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November 08, 2020 at 09:24AM
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Saturday, November 7, 2020
Favorite tweet from James_S_Murphy
Today's the day budget deficits become the GOP's #1 priority again.
— James S Murphy (@James_S_Murphy) November 8, 2020
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November 07, 2020 at 07:26PM
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Favorite tweet from JulianFlei
Right? https://t.co/2BjBUYLYIH
— Julian Fleisher (@JulianFlei) November 7, 2020
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November 07, 2020 at 02:55PM
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Favorite tweet from DPD_
Not to be embarrassing but I will remember being outside in Brooklyn when the news began to dawn on everyone... forever?
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) November 7, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/DPD_
November 07, 2020 at 01:48PM
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Favorite tweet from beaucolburn
Four Seasons Total Landscaping is going to be the best obscure trivia question answer that we’ll all laugh about for the rest of our lives.
— Beau Colburn (@beaucolburn) November 7, 2020
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November 07, 2020 at 01:27PM
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Favorite tweet from AmyJane
We all know the work is just starting but just give us a few fucking hours of joy. It’s been a long time.
— Amy Jane Gruber (@AmyJane) November 7, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/AmyJane
November 07, 2020 at 01:19PM
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Favorite tweet from VasserB
All of us now https://t.co/e1LoftDoUw
— Vasser (@VasserB) November 7, 2020
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November 07, 2020 at 04:11PM
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Favorite tweet from mombetz
It’s been a DAMN great day!!!! pic.twitter.com/raspcv1tIP
— Holly Betz (@mombetz) November 7, 2020
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November 07, 2020 at 03:41PM
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Favorite tweet from galendruke
Refresh
— Galen Druke (@galendruke) November 7, 2020
your
podcast
feeds.
The
presidential
election
is
over.
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November 07, 2020 at 02:48PM
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Favorite tweet from siracusa
“News TWELvvvvE, Long Island.” https://t.co/TG9jV3EDMW
— John Siracusa (@siracusa) November 7, 2020
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November 07, 2020 at 02:44PM
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Favorite tweet from SlexAxton
I feel like we didn’t focus enough on the fact that someone in the Trump campaign meant to schedule the “four seasons hotel” but definitely accidentally scheduled this “four seasons landscaping” store and they had to follow through with it. Veep was not this good. pic.twitter.com/DTJIQGsKHG
— Alex Sexton (@SlexAxton) November 7, 2020
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November 07, 2020 at 01:20PM
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RT @patrickgaspard: Let’s applaud Joe Biden’s lack of declaration despite the obvious win. He’s demonstrating that there are norms of independent and transparent verification and accountability. A candidate for president should never be able to claim that tremendous mantle just on their own say so.
Let’s applaud Joe Biden’s lack of declaration despite the obvious win. He’s demonstrating that there are norms of independent and transparent verification and accountability. A candidate for president should never be able to claim that tremendous mantle just on their own say so.
— Patrick Gaspard (@patrickgaspard) November 7, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen
Friday, November 6, 2020
Favorite tweet from knityarn
By at least 4.5 million votes.
— R Despres (@knityarn) November 7, 2020
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November 06, 2020 at 11:05PM
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Favorite tweet from Grasshopper2049
#HitTheRoadJack 👊🏼😉👍🏼
— 🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗 (@Grasshopper2049) November 5, 2020
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November 05, 2020 at 07:21AM
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