I so look forward to the day I no longer have to hear Donald Trump’s voice on any medium.
— Jerry W. Grayson (@w_grayson) November 6, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/w_grayson
November 06, 2020 at 12:00PM
via IFTTT
It's hard to generalize.
I so look forward to the day I no longer have to hear Donald Trump’s voice on any medium.
— Jerry W. Grayson (@w_grayson) November 6, 2020
Domino and I are feeling lucky. pic.twitter.com/J5OjJlJ46H
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) November 6, 2020
I became a journalist because I liked data visualization, design, and math.
— David Yanofsky (@YAN0) November 6, 2020
Turns out there's lots of data visualization, design, and math!
You think you’re over the Dreams reiterations, but listen to this one. Gave me goosebumps. Have a great day! https://t.co/aiuW1vOr0A
— Holly Betz (@mombetz) November 6, 2020
Hope everyone is enjoying their week-long stint as a data scientist, the most glamorous tech job of the last 10 years, supposed to be spent analyzing sophisticated models, but really spent mostly monitoring those few stray batch import jobs that haven't finished yet.
— Vicki Boykis (@vboykis) November 6, 2020
This sounds like a lopsided tilt from some kind of expected equilibrium. But the overwhelming majority of counties are already red. Blue counties are few and dense. Trump won 85% of counties, nationwide, in 2016. The article needs to show the delta between the norm.
— Aaron van de Weijenbergh (@aweyenberg) November 5, 2020
I've listened to the NYer Fiction podcast for, jeez, more than a decade now. Seems I won't be hearing a D. Eisenberg story on it anytime soon. Bit of a Deborah downer...
— Tim Gavrich (@TimGavrich) November 5, 2020
Florida 2000 was a formative nightmare for my generation, but I suspect we’re gonna come out on the other side of this one thankful that elections in this country are locally administered.
— Matt Pearce 🦅 (@mattdpearce) November 5, 2020
Anyway I’m on the Daily Show tonight. 🔥
— Soledad O'Brien (@soledadobrien) November 5, 2020
How Charlie Chaplin Used Groundbreaking Visual Effects to Shoot the Death-Defying Roller Skate Scene in Modern Times (1936) https://t.co/4hRbTtiR4F pic.twitter.com/zc1rEoXDw4
— Open Culture (@openculture) November 5, 2020
I want to be able to touch a button in @DoorDash and have food delivered to poll workers.
— Aman Brar (@amandbrar) November 5, 2020
There’s a lot almost happening very rapidly today.
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) November 5, 2020
I suppose I ... think we might get some Nevada calls soon here? Except not from the folks that called AZ for Biden because you probably shouldn't have called AZ for Biden yet and if you did, calling NV gives him the presidency.
— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) November 5, 2020
— Rob Long (@rcbl) November 5, 2020
Girls invited to global seminar on democracy https://t.co/wK6sFnKwNy
— Timothy Quinn (@TimothyQuinn6) November 5, 2020
she’s been eating solid food for a month...! pic.twitter.com/jho9kLw8sx
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) November 4, 2020
this might be the most accurate tweet ever 😂😂😂
— Esh (@C0nstellashun) November 4, 2020
Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania after finally counting their absentee ballots #Election2020 pic.twitter.com/HNPGdMIZkz
— H A I L E Y (@ipip_hooray) November 4, 2020
There should be no billionaire owners in sports, Packers for all! https://t.co/ARNjiJs96P
— staying home stan account (@Convolutedname) November 3, 2020
Why yes, yes—I am! https://t.co/J8i4wY3PGW
— Soledad O'Brien (@soledadobrien) November 3, 2020
Life comes at you fast pic.twitter.com/Qkq7PGD5tP
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) November 3, 2020
Is it my imagination or are Biden supporters distrusting the polls that say Biden has it in the bag?
— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) November 3, 2020
There is No Truth, There is Only Workflow https://t.co/BPAcgQ2Fls via @scholarlykitchn
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) November 2, 2020
White Russians are wonderful.
— dave@scripting.com (@davewiner) November 2, 2020
I can't be the first person to come up with this. pic.twitter.com/5ltM6L0kz9
— Zachery Tyson✍️🇺🇸 (@ZaknafeinDC) November 1, 2020
when ur trying to decide how often to get tested
— liva (@realchoppedliva) November 1, 2020
with @stresscry @cowboypraxis @neoguristirfry pic.twitter.com/HQCbvAArWY
Don't forget to wind your watch! Seriously. Daylight Saving Time ends tonight, dude.
— Bill & Ted 3 (@BillandTed3) October 31, 2020
I set the #Halloween candy out on the porch with hand sanitizer for no contact trick or treat, and the first two kids took 11 full size candy bars😖 damn lucky I don’t put them on blast bc they were caught by the #Ring
— Holly Betz (@mombetz) October 31, 2020
I get the feeling that my lack of knowledge about chess is really helping me enjoy The Queen’s Gambit (on Netflix) a lot more.
— John Siracusa (@siracusa) October 31, 2020
Wanna see how an Apple Watch reacts when its wearer hits their Move goal for the 2000th consecutive day? https://t.co/I0kXtMPoUH
— Andy Ihnatko (@Ihnatko) October 27, 2020
Some people's conversation is like a keto diet book: you've read one, you've read them all.
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb (@nntaleb) October 27, 2020
Others are like a rich novel. Every time you read it, you think you are reading another, different, even better, novel.
Prescient. https://t.co/7IHyLLVW4h
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) October 26, 2020
Prescient. https://t.co/7IHyLLVW4h
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) October 26, 2020
Same for me ...
— ColoradoBlue (@andyschult) October 25, 2020
Find out on the next episode!
— John Siracusa (@siracusa) October 24, 2020
Earnest Tweet (also, hi, Pat!): Wellness Nate is so great imho! I think talking about election stress and how people are coping is important. The internet is an unkind place and politics is an unkind space. Respite is critical!
— Clare Malone (@ClareMalone) October 23, 2020
More of this on Mon's pod! https://t.co/nODem4GDqa
Gen X Wendell Berry? I'm listening. 🧐
— Esther O'Reilly (@EstherOfReilly) October 23, 2020
10 minute long jets games. Now we're talking.
— Sean Henebry (@SeanHenebry) October 21, 2020
It's never too late for the network conditioner talk.
— Justin Driscoll (@jdriscoll) October 21, 2020
Fell, somehow, into having insane Covid-era hair again pic.twitter.com/RZXTPA0C6W
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) October 18, 2020
I do believe, however, that one can't write half-decent poetry unless there's been some adversity in one's life
— Angry Staff Officer (@pptsapper) October 15, 2020
Unfortunately, life comes with a whopping side of adversity, so at least one can channel it for poetry
Congratulations to Caroline Demetrakas ‘23 🎾⚫️🔴 pic.twitter.com/vyHvIQ2AWE
— PCD Athletics (@PCDAthletics) October 13, 2020
My 20 year old cousin got his own apartment and it's going pretty well pic.twitter.com/SaPSogpo0r
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) October 8, 2020
I'm so excited to be offering the course "Fortune Favors the Bold: Teaching Vergil in the Latin Classroom" from October 23rd-December 13th, 2020.
— Maureen Gassert Lamb (@latintechtools) October 8, 2020
Here is the course link:https://t.co/kWWYkde51o
Please feel free to reach out for more information!
See the gritty Meatpacking District of the '90s in this short film unearthed from a filmmaker’s archives: https://t.co/qrSvbEKCrd
— Untapped New York (@UntappedNY) October 6, 2020
Look this isn’t hard.
— John Starke (@john_starke) October 6, 2020
If you feel like you need to wash the dishes before you put them in the dishwasher then you are the dishwasher.
Dear @kraftmacncheese,
— Cassie Dull (@cassdull) October 5, 2020
There’s still time to be the hero of 2020.
Sincerely,
Overwhelmed parents everywhere pic.twitter.com/FNgi8qSg0E
Looking forward to some random Sunday afternoon 3 years from now when I'm like "why do I follow like 100 epidemiologists on Twitter?"
— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) October 4, 2020
#GoldenAge of Wally via https://t.co/l0GFdsGryA pic.twitter.com/m0rKxlCj9L
— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) October 4, 2020
Yes, mathematicians create mathematics. It's our job. This is controversial apparently. Also, you can create mathematics even if it's not your job. It is the business of everyone who is interested, and it's not a competition, there is plenty for everyone to do. 💙
— Rachel Quinlan 🇪🇺 (@rkquinlan) October 4, 2020
Congratulations to our Knights who swept in today’s XC meet. 1st Male Finisher- Daniel Miranda-Duarte 17:49, 2nd Male Finisher- Evan Sucov 17:55, 3rd Male Finisher- Pierce Donnelly 21:02. 2nd Female Finisher- Finley Stock-Guild 28:03. 3rd Female Finisher- Simone Pellegrino 28:07 pic.twitter.com/CngQ2sBYPG
— PCD Athletics (@PCDAthletics) October 3, 2020
Perfect weather for our first cross country meet here @provcountryday vs @rhcdmariners @SASRIAthletics 1st Male Finisher- Daniel Miranda-Duarte (PCD) 1st Female Finisher- Skye Connell (RHCD). @NEPSAC @SENE_Sports @projo pic.twitter.com/rzuNeFXxxj
— PCD Athletics (@PCDAthletics) October 3, 2020
@KSPrior yes? No? pic.twitter.com/BgfXxerFu7
— Willmington (@Willmington) October 3, 2020
27-Year-Old Transforms Into Pensive, Weathered Sage Moments After Sitting In Rocking Chair https://t.co/RMflaKMnt5 pic.twitter.com/97mLuzct7i
— The Onion (@TheOnion) October 3, 2020
Prescient. https://t.co/ft8PRHbMpF
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) October 1, 2020
**Selecting text then pasting a link**
— David Yanofsky (@YAN0) September 30, 2020
Turns the selected text into a hyperlink:
Wordpress, Slack
Replaces the text with the url:
Google Docs, Gmail, Word, other garbage products
Stick a fork in ya....you're done.
— Tripletma (@tripletma) September 30, 2020
“Well, that’s fine for Merlin” is a not uncommon response in my home.
— Jonathan Caprell (@jbcaprell) September 28, 2020
YOU do that! https://t.co/deFsrkVFuB
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) September 28, 2020
BREAKING: ‘The Onion’ Has Obtained The IRS Tax Form 1040 https://t.co/QEy77wG7aF pic.twitter.com/6mwL6QT1hV
— The Onion (@TheOnion) September 28, 2020
I told my wife, "maybe you didn't think it thru", to which I got an instant ironic comeback "YOU didn't think it thru" reflecting how I always kid with her
— Harsh Nisar (@harshnisar) September 28, 2020
1st time in 2 years of married life that she's used a reference from a geek podcast (@RecDiffs ) I listen to. Thanks Merlin
Have any past presidents had home mortgages? If so, what favors did they do for Putin to pay it off?
— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) September 28, 2020
Same geographical size:
— Cycling Professor (@fietsprofessor) September 27, 2020
⬅ A highway interchange in Houston, USA.
➡ The Italian city of Sienna (population 30.000)
(source: https://t.co/7aqt3uXzZB) pic.twitter.com/MiLGodUvPS
Randomly rewatching “Lost in Translation” and remembering that, feeling vaguely obligated to put a poster of SOME woman in my high school locker, I put up this: pic.twitter.com/TWDRpvzpW2
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) September 27, 2020
Just look at this polling chart from Wisconsin pic.twitter.com/lR6MtI2Wup
— Fernet Bronco (@BusterBroncoEsq) September 26, 2020
Ew gross! Why would a fashion designer want raw sewage in his studio? pic.twitter.com/F8D47ofVaI
— David Pogue (@Pogue) September 26, 2020
no *you're* procrastinating on a Friday evening by trawling for interesting comments in a century-old visitor book
— Michael J Barany (@MBarany) September 26, 2020
You can’t atone for being a huge West Wing nerd back then by bashing Aaron Sorkin now. You can’t run from yourself. Find peace within
— Joe Bernstein (@Bernstein) September 25, 2020
Breathtaking really. https://t.co/396okhVI1S
— Mary Titsworth Chandler (@marytchandler) September 24, 2020
the baby listening to another 35 minutes of "The Secret History" audiobook every time I feed her pic.twitter.com/4skeqkxtOp
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) September 24, 2020
When I told the customer service rep that all my needs had been met, she responded “awesome possum,” and now I know that everything is going to be just fine.
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) September 23, 2020
— jamesjensen (@jamesje23129687) September 23, 2020
Voters should throw Republicans out for rushing to install a RBG replacement but letting a stimulus bill just sit there and wait.
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) September 22, 2020
SXSW 👏 should 👏 be 👏 named 👏 Techsas 👏
— Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair 🦥 (@senatorshoshana) September 21, 2020
“By force of her intellect, will, and keen sense of justice, she helped bend the arc of the moral universe.” May her memory be a blessing. https://t.co/PN4Z1kj7ok
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) September 21, 2020
FYI, in response to criticisms along these lines, USC is now showing a 14-day version of their poll. It has been much more stable, and that's the one we'll be using in our polling averages going forward. https://t.co/tKMP83ybVt pic.twitter.com/9oj2jlKZD8
— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) September 21, 2020
OK a break from my usual air of ironic detachment to say I’m obsessed with this chair and basket I got for Baby C today... pic.twitter.com/XRwb4SiTMY
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) September 20, 2020
There's generations of powerful Jewish women in this photo
— Angry Staff Officer (@pptsapper) September 19, 2020
I can't stop seeing them
I hope we never stop seeing them
Rest in power, RBG - thank you for fighting. Always. pic.twitter.com/ACM4gaWDzU
For more world-renowned reportage, visit https://t.co/csf5QUbhed. pic.twitter.com/RE2ZhIQRW5
— The Onion (@TheOnion) September 19, 2020
Am I the only one hearing “Tiny Dancer” in the background? Is that something I should be concerned about? https://t.co/anvpZiLvBb
— Rob Long (@rcbl) September 19, 2020
Yes, we will have an emergency podcast tomorrow.
— Galen Druke (@galendruke) September 19, 2020
On a hike with the family:
— Aman Brar (@amandbrar) September 18, 2020
“Honey, I told you we’d see Indians in these woods.”
Hats off to you, sir! 😂
Just so I'm being honest. #SciMomJourneys pic.twitter.com/4yZMKtVxwP
— Gretchen Goldman, PhD (@GretchenTG) September 15, 2020
"The Glass Bead Game" from Hermann Hesse
— Kranzi Kranzhuber (@kranzhuber) September 15, 2020
Stephenson's Anathem.
— Adam Shapiro (@TryingBiology) September 15, 2020
I cant believe Mr. Grohl wrote a song about me!?! This is so so so #EPIC!! I think its the best song EVER, in the WORLD, EVER!!! Thank you so much Dave. You have raised the stakes to all instruments! I accept your next challenge! Thank you to the whole Grohl family! @foofighters pic.twitter.com/rWgTBwEtyb
— Nandi Bushell (@Nandi_Bushell) September 14, 2020
Check if the liquid contact indicators are tripped.
— John Siracusa (@siracusa) September 14, 2020
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) September 13, 2020
My friend made this (he isn't on Twitter; I'm sharing with his permission): The Villeneuve Scale of Air Pollution. It is perfect and I love Denis Villeneuve. pic.twitter.com/9wYvMvlq0f
— Alisha Grauso (@AlishaGrauso) September 12, 2020
URL of my IMDb page send tweet https://t.co/4PIZzVm0eJ
— Rob Long (@rcbl) September 13, 2020
For the first time ever, a woman, Maya Gabeira, surfed a taller wave than her male counterpart, breaking a world record in the process. So why do some people think the World Surf League is burying that news? @maggiejmertens reports: https://t.co/PEDT665Nih
— The Atlantic (@TheAtlantic) September 12, 2020
https://t.co/J8qn7Bfe7B pic.twitter.com/ywjFvsGfCR
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) September 12, 2020
"The really important kind of freedom involves attention, and awareness, and discipline, and effort, and being able truly to care about other people and to sacrifice for them, over and over, in myriad unsexy ways, every day."
— Boston Review (@BostonReview) September 12, 2020
— DFW, who died #OnThisDay. https://t.co/TcgKiSXZZC
I went to high school on Oklahoma and never heard a peep about the 1921 Tulsa Massacre, or the Osage Native Murders of the 1910s-1920s, or Oklahoma's socialist past. These are inconvenient truths.
— Angelo Young (@angeloyoung_) September 7, 2020
"Hey, can you record this for people who couldn't make it?"
— Martin Asnong (@Valkendorm) September 4, 2020
*Recording starts*
"Thanks"
*Leaves meeting*
*Mutes mic*
— Mat Velloso (@matvelloso) September 4, 2020
"Nothing from me"
Everyone: "DAVE YOU'RE ON MUTE"
Everyone wants what’s best for their kids’ education. But who gets to decide what’s best for everyone? “Nice White Parents,” a new podcast from the makers of “Serial,” takes a look at one public school — and repeated efforts to change it.
— The New York Times (@nytimes) August 19, 2020
As per my last engraved tablet pic.twitter.com/ajB2E0ktWp
— Lethality Jane (@LethalityJane) September 1, 2020
here’s where I am today... pic.twitter.com/nW4M1mKWMR
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) September 1, 2020