Favorite tweet from Trace_Urdan

Once a singing group nerd, always a singing group nerd. pic.twitter.com/zbrWOUFIOK

— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) January 8, 2020

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Trace_Urdan

January 08, 2020 at 01:22PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from Trace_Urdan

I’m not worried about Skynet just yet... pic.twitter.com/eNukPr8PYx

— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) January 8, 2020

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Trace_Urdan

January 08, 2020 at 01:06PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from RexChapman

This 14 month-old was helping his dad shovel in Newfoundland after yesterday’s 15-inches of snowfall - when he glitched... pic.twitter.com/IPSyJqjZHB

— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) January 8, 2020

from Twitter https://twitter.com/RexChapman

January 07, 2020 at 09:59PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from FlynnReggie1

Brokeback Mountain: The Buffet Years pic.twitter.com/DhIBTR8ANT

— Druid Lumberjack (@FlynnReggie1) January 7, 2020

from Twitter https://twitter.com/FlynnReggie1

January 07, 2020 at 11:06AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from PaulAMarketos

Bebop and Rocksteady pic.twitter.com/Z4hQ0ZVZqt

— Paul A Marketos (@PaulAMarketos) January 7, 2020

from Twitter https://twitter.com/PaulAMarketos

January 06, 2020 at 11:53PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from roddreher

I’m at the movies and I’m eating a bag of popcorn and I regret to say that I’m going to keto hell.

— Rod Dreher (@roddreher) January 7, 2020

from Twitter https://twitter.com/roddreher

January 07, 2020 at 04:09PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from Ihnatko

CES At Home Diary #1. Got a full night's sleep in my own bed, without any jetlag. Had breakfast in the room, which set me back maybe $1.10 (tea, English muffins w/hummus). Got two hours of work done. Lovely light snow outside. I put on the cute scarf I bought a few weeks ago.

— Andy Ihnatko (@Ihnatko) January 6, 2020

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Ihnatko

January 06, 2020 at 10:31AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from SchmalzFred

Time enough at last.

— Fred Schmalz (@SchmalzFred) January 5, 2020

from Twitter https://twitter.com/SchmalzFred

January 05, 2020 at 01:03PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from Trace_Urdan

Highway intersectionality?

— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) January 5, 2020

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Trace_Urdan

January 05, 2020 at 11:24AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from gregtindale

I just realized my daughter, Grace got a Barbie Camper and a Barbie Science Lab for Christmas which is essentially a Barbie Breaking Bad starter kit. #BreakingBad @AMC_TV @aaronpaul_8 #barbie pic.twitter.com/bBUzgFepsb

— Greg Tindale (@gregtindale) January 5, 2020

from Twitter https://twitter.com/gregtindale

January 04, 2020 at 10:52PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from alenord

Shared this long, long ago, but after more development & editing, here's my Interpersonal Speaking Feedback Sheet. I use Slides so I can duplicate the slide for each group. Fill in, then print, cut apart and attach to the rubric. #langchat https://t.co/G77ux3pMLT

— Amy Lenord (@alenord) January 5, 2020

from Twitter https://twitter.com/alenord

January 04, 2020 at 08:02PM
via IFTTT

The Three Virtues of a GREAT Programmer https://t.co/KfHkQLFjsh

The Three Virtues of a GREAT Programmer https://t.co/KfHkQLFjsh

— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) January 4, 2020

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from agirlcalledlina

This is the best thing I have ever seen pic.twitter.com/4Zv1AYTVfU

— •𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗔• (@agirlcalledlina) January 3, 2020

from Twitter https://twitter.com/agirlcalledlina

January 03, 2020 at 04:52PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from jodiecongirl

this dollar bill has been on the ground for 5 minutes in a room full of economists and my belief in efficient markets is shook #ASSA2020 pic.twitter.com/Aj4L64tPIq

— Jodi Beggs (@jodiecongirl) January 4, 2020

from Twitter https://twitter.com/jodiecongirl

January 03, 2020 at 09:19PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from hotdogsladies

TARANTINO: It’s a strong female part so it’s important that we get lots of tight shots of your feet.

ACTRESS: You need…what now?

T: Let’s go ahead and screen test your feet.

A: Uh, I dunno if…

T: Just REALLY press those soles against the glass.

A: Yeah, I should really go.

— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) January 3, 2020

from Twitter https://twitter.com/hotdogsladies

January 03, 2020 at 02:29AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from Slade

The best seat is the one Patti chooses. pic.twitter.com/dJFm4aSWgx

— Slade (@Slade) January 2, 2020

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Slade

January 02, 2020 at 03:20PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from cegriff3

It says “within the year.” Every time you read it, the clock resets. Best to simply burn it.

— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) January 1, 2020

from Twitter https://twitter.com/cegriff3

December 31, 2019 at 07:06PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from RPG_volley

Perqs of being married to me:

- I know the difference between perk (lively, pert) and perq (from perquisite).

— RPG (@RPG_volley) December 31, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/RPG_volley

December 30, 2019 at 11:22PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from davewiner

We must compromise to keep our republic. https://t.co/HVk0qUXPw4

— Dave (@davewiner) December 31, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/davewiner

December 31, 2019 at 09:52AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from erinlyndal

Whatever the recipe is, I substituted whiskey for the milk, the water, and the eggs.

— Erin Lyndal Martin (@erinlyndal) December 31, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/erinlyndal

December 31, 2019 at 01:39AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from R_Orzechowski

i remember it was adapted into the short lived sitcom "Child Showrunner"

6 Year Old Rob enters.

Rob: This scwipt needed to be done Friday.

Writers: Scwipt, awww.

Rob: All you mother^$#^s are fired, I'll have your f&%$ing careers, I'll eat your f=#&%ing souls!

Solid tv.

— Richard Orzechowski (@R_Orzechowski) December 31, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/R_Orzechowski

December 31, 2019 at 01:15AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from alanmillerNLP

In a trenchant passage, @michikokakutani writes in @nytimes, "Without reliable information, citizens cannot make informed decisions about the issues of the day, and we cannot hold politicians to account. Without commonly agreed upon facts, we cannot have reasoned debates with ...

— Alan C. Miller (@alanmillerNLP) December 29, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/alanmillerNLP

December 29, 2019 at 09:50AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from BicycleDaveO

And remember when you hop on the bus to go downtown that somebody has to wake up early on these fake days, stay sober and drive the bus. So thank your bus driver.

— Dave🚴‍♂️O'Dell 🌹 (@BicycleDaveO) December 29, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/BicycleDaveO

December 29, 2019 at 03:10PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from Audrey_Burges

Walking into Target, I passed an 11 or 12yo boy wheeling out a suitcase almost as big as he was.

His adult: “So, that’s it, huh?”

Kid (gasping with excitement): “This is EXACTLY what I wanted to buy with all my Christmas money. I’m gonna go EVERYWHERE.”

I hope he does!

— Audrey Burges (@Audrey_Burges) December 26, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Audrey_Burges

December 26, 2019 at 05:52PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from JRMcGrail

Perhaps best strategy here is to say, "I will comply after Trump's people comply — not a minute before."

— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) December 28, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/JRMcGrail

December 28, 2019 at 09:14AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from siracusa

You follow someone for years, enjoying tweets that have nothing to do with your hobbies/profession, and then one day out of the blue, it’s like he’s suddenly looking right at you. https://t.co/zJGcNxHOmf

— John Siracusa (@siracusa) December 28, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/siracusa

December 27, 2019 at 08:25PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from Nancy_Pearl

Wowzer, the LAF is on Jeopardy! pic.twitter.com/YqBsZKlQ3n

— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) December 28, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Nancy_Pearl

December 27, 2019 at 08:21PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from kenolin1

Because Donald Trump is an ignorant, mean-spirited, twisted shell of a human being, I will enthusiastically support whoever the Democratic nominee for President is in 2020.
Won’t you?

— Ken Olin (@kenolin1) December 26, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/kenolin1

December 26, 2019 at 05:38PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from MerylKornfield

Best spoiler warning ever https://t.co/mQTrUpWiWn pic.twitter.com/ronjLrugIk

— Meryl Kornfield (@MerylKornfield) December 26, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/MerylKornfield

December 26, 2019 at 02:50PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from patio11

He’s got exceptionally poor client qualification, is actively hostile to better branding, refuses to focus on what he is good at, charges too little, and has poor collection practices which are downstream of working for an unending collection of muppets. https://t.co/42zEHfF5T8

— Patrick McKenzie (@patio11) December 27, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/patio11

December 26, 2019 at 11:25PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from bsw5020

I joined a gym today. Normally that is not news. But when a guy 2.5 years into his fight against ALS joins a gym because he sees true hope for our fight in 2020 and because he wants a front row seat to that revolution, that—that is worth a tweet.

— Brian Wallach (@bsw5020) December 27, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/bsw5020

December 26, 2019 at 09:28PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from bader_diedrich

Had to get a new washer dryer (17 yrs! Thanks Maytag) and the guys installing it asked “you didn’t make this your wife’s Christmas present right?”
“No”
“Cause the guy at the last house did and that was a bad scene man”

— Diedrich Bader (@bader_diedrich) December 26, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/bader_diedrich

December 26, 2019 at 04:55PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from Trace_Urdan

I feel seen. https://t.co/SpAcqQpU0U

— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) December 26, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Trace_Urdan

December 26, 2019 at 05:31PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from JRMcGrail

pic.twitter.com/vkk23WudsK

— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) December 24, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/JRMcGrail

December 24, 2019 at 05:38PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from bessbell

"My son is God." - Mary, the original and truly greatest Jewish Mother

— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) December 24, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/bessbell

December 24, 2019 at 04:48PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from JRMcGrail

Merry pic.twitter.com/a6bD59X1pi

— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) December 25, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/JRMcGrail

December 25, 2019 at 10:13AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from BenRiceM

For sale: children’s shoes, poorly placed

— Ben McCarthy (@BenRiceM) December 25, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/BenRiceM

December 25, 2019 at 07:59AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from hotdogsladies

Fourth Doctor provided for context. pic.twitter.com/IMHNtL3yYT

— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) December 25, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/hotdogsladies

December 25, 2019 at 02:06AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from marcsiry

Did not properly prepare the way?

— marcsiry (@marcsiry) December 25, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/marcsiry

December 25, 2019 at 01:15AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from Ihnatko

Family Christmas party tonight. Performing a fresh install of my "Kind, thoughtful human who listens" emulation software, with the latest performance and security patches. It stresses the CPU to thermal limit and burns the battery, so I don't usually run it on my main hardware.

— Andy Ihnatko (@Ihnatko) December 24, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Ihnatko

December 24, 2019 at 04:21PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from TonyTolj

31 years ago today, Sergeant Al Powell was vital in saving dozens of lives and stopping a terrorist attack while being sent to investigate a prank call at Nakatomi Plaza.

Today we remember and honour his bravery. Thank you Sgt Powell! #MerryChristmas 👍👏 pic.twitter.com/CEpQsiV6e9

— Tony Tolj 🇭🇷🇲🇰 (@TonyTolj) December 24, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/TonyTolj

December 24, 2019 at 10:55AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from ctbeiser

hot parenting tip: if your kid talks about wanting some big piece of professional software—Logic, After Effects, Photoshop—the returns on it are probably 100x what you’d get from piano lessons or whatever.

— Chris Beiser (@ctbeiser) December 23, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ctbeiser

December 23, 2019 at 06:33PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from nntaleb

SITG https://t.co/4fra09U2Rp

— Nassim Nicholas Taleb (@nntaleb) December 23, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/nntaleb

December 23, 2019 at 09:31AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from LadyLovesTaft

the bad news is I got sad enough and drunk enough alone in my barracks to spend $35 on an online tarot reading but the good news is I had a discount code so it could’ve cost much, much more

— kels (@LadyLovesTaft) December 21, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/LadyLovesTaft

December 21, 2019 at 03:22PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from jamusp

pic.twitter.com/HNDhfneMOj

— ❄ Merry Venomous Kirk ❄ (@jamusp) December 21, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/jamusp

December 20, 2019 at 07:58PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from evilbart24

Baby crocodiles sound like they’re shooting laser guns and it’s best thing ever pic.twitter.com/MD6oflGWXI

— evil (@evilbart24) December 21, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/evilbart24

December 21, 2019 at 11:27AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from davidfarrier

oh my gosh this is next level: pic.twitter.com/OWVBvWUPZL

— David Farrier (@davidfarrier) December 20, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/davidfarrier

December 20, 2019 at 02:19AM
via IFTTT

RT @kenklippenstein: when you're on your way to a Voight-Kampff test prep course https://t.co/9uMdz4cZyc

when you're on your way to a Voight-Kampff test prep course pic.twitter.com/9uMdz4cZyc

— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) December 20, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

RT @natemcdermott: My definitive list of Star Wars movies based on release order. A New Hope Empire Return of the Jedi Phantom Menace Attack of the Clones Revenge of the Sith Force Awakens Rogue One Last Jedi Solo Rise of Skywalker

My definitive list of Star Wars movies based on release order.

A New Hope
Empire
Return of the Jedi
Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones
Revenge of the Sith
Force Awakens
Rogue One
Last Jedi
Solo
Rise of Skywalker

— Nathan McDermott (@natemcdermott) December 21, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from James_S_Murphy

Daughter asked to borrow computer. Creates the most confirmatory paternity test I've ever seen. pic.twitter.com/ki78NB3xWc

— James S Murphy (@James_S_Murphy) December 21, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/James_S_Murphy

December 21, 2019 at 04:14PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from Trace_Urdan

The great Allocation of the Junk will soon be upon you. My Zoomer daughter has already made it clear that she doesn’t want any crappy old furniture or dishes... unless they can be easily sold for cash 😂

— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) December 21, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Trace_Urdan

December 21, 2019 at 01:10PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from PulpLibrarian

Many readers have asked me "how do I (with my great hair) go about fleeing a gothic house?"

That's a very good question, because it's not as easy as it seems... pic.twitter.com/NKQGyqiPE8

— Pulp Librarian (@PulpLibrarian) December 19, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/PulpLibrarian

December 19, 2019 at 12:04PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from JRMcGrail

Merry Christmas pic.twitter.com/ITGBcAtMGF

— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) December 18, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/JRMcGrail

December 17, 2019 at 10:00PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from prahasith_v

Extremely excited to announce that @MimirHQ is being acquired by @hackerrank! Couldn’t be more thankful for the users, investors and team that supported us in our journey!

— Prahasith Veluvolu (@prahasith_v) December 17, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/prahasith_v

December 17, 2019 at 12:28PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from majorbean_

The Simpsons intro except it's empty. like 60 hours of work went into this with @ukistuff and i never want to make a meme ever again pic.twitter.com/Btq6NaUobo

— noah (major) (@majorbean_) December 15, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/majorbean_

December 15, 2019 at 12:16AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from RPG_volley

Been in this unit for a year. Just realized today that I had a parking spot.

Knew the XO had a spot.

Knew I was the XO.

Just never connected the two. 🤷‍♂️

— @rpg_volley (@RPG_volley) December 15, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/RPG_volley

December 15, 2019 at 02:55PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from Sugarcain88

Everytime an angel's head is cut off a Yoda is born https://t.co/ZQF2axwB2U

— Sugar Cain (@Sugarcain88) December 16, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Sugarcain88

December 15, 2019 at 09:49PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from Ballewedtech

Philo Free Presentation Template for Google Slides or PowerPoint https://t.co/GEowF7JqdO via @SlidesManiaSM #Free resources for #GoogleSlides or #PowerPoint

— Frederick Ballew (@Ballewedtech) December 15, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Ballewedtech

December 15, 2019 at 10:34AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from hotdogsladies

Nailed the landing.

SO nailed the landing.

Instant classic, for sure.

💸💀⚰️

— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) December 12, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/hotdogsladies

December 12, 2019 at 05:05PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from realchoppedliva

str8 girls gotta dumb themselves down for their crushes meanwhile as a lesbian i'm doing 100+ pages of assigned readings plus 750-word responses every week just to be considered as a back-up option

— liva worst (@realchoppedliva) December 14, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/realchoppedliva

December 14, 2019 at 02:35PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from caitiedelaney

Here’s my impression of the beauty blogger who lives next door to Adam Driver in Marriage Story who was trying to film a make up tutorial pic.twitter.com/pscYwRub60

— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) December 14, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/caitiedelaney

December 13, 2019 at 10:06PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from TTPrettyInPink

focus on a different child every time you watch 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/gGpowtXKGP

— Theresita 🍯🍭 (@TTPrettyInPink) December 13, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/TTPrettyInPink

December 13, 2019 at 06:12PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from ElliottKaybooks

The KKKarens.

— Elliott Kay (@ElliottKaybooks) December 12, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ElliottKaybooks

December 12, 2019 at 02:32PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from FatsDurston

Grievance Wastewater Reprisal

— Fats Durston (@FatsDurston) December 12, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/FatsDurston

December 12, 2019 at 02:24PM
via IFTTT

”I’m neither a dove nor a hawk . . . my ambition is to be a little bit of an owl, which is often associated with a little bit of wisdom,” -- Christine Lagarde, European Central Bank President

”I’m neither a dove nor a hawk . . . my ambition is to be a little bit of an owl, which is often associated with a little bit of wisdom,” -- Christine Lagarde, European Central Bank President

— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) December 13, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from shocks

“Design yourself a unit patch”

Army/Air Force/Navy/Marines: HELL YEAH WE’LL PUT SKULLS ON IT AND MAYBE SOMETHING ABOUT NUKES OR INFIDELS AND ITLL BE BAD ASS

Coast Guard: pic.twitter.com/SPCj9uuQhg

— airing of grievances (@shocks) December 12, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/shocks

December 12, 2019 at 03:50PM
via IFTTT

So shines a good deed in a weary world. https://t.co/SbPhPNrPNk

So shines a good deed in a weary world. pic.twitter.com/SbPhPNrPNk

— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) December 13, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from cabel

😵 pic.twitter.com/D2awnBCekI

— Cabel (@cabel) December 13, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/cabel

December 12, 2019 at 10:18PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from goat_path

Dad: you should write a children’s Christmas book.

Me: no I shouldn’t. I’d write something about Santa crash landing in the mountains of Cali and having to survive by eating one of his reindeer. And I’d end it with “and that’s the real story of how Donner Pass got its name”

— The Goat Path (@goat_path) December 12, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/goat_path

December 12, 2019 at 01:07PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from realchoppedliva

doing improv in front of my peers was harder than coming out

— liva worst (@realchoppedliva) December 12, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/realchoppedliva

December 12, 2019 at 04:49PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from liaratamani

Shared this on Insta the other day, but wanted to share here too in case anyone needed a boost to get through this hump day.

Got my daughter a kitten. Now she knows what happy tears are (wait for it).😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/aTnB9Q7QWD

— liara tamani (@liaratamani) December 11, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/liaratamani

December 11, 2019 at 02:09PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from amandajsellet

Corn on the cob at dinner. Glistening mounds of it. Is there a portkey between Hogwarts and Iowa?

— Amanda Sellet (@amandajsellet) December 10, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/amandajsellet

December 10, 2019 at 05:06PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from ianwerickson

I would pay exclusively for an @HBO adaption of the series, one season per book. As many episodes as you need. Take my money.

— Ian 🌱 (@ianwerickson) December 10, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ianwerickson

December 10, 2019 at 04:15PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from JRMcGrail

You Brexit. You bought it.

— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) December 12, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/JRMcGrail

December 12, 2019 at 05:01AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from roddreher

I’m listening to the Police’s Synchronicity album for the first time since high school in the 1980s, and suddenly I’m hallucinating in Colours by Alexander Julian, and everything smells like Polo cologne.

— Rod Dreher (@roddreher) December 12, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/roddreher

December 11, 2019 at 08:47PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from ProfBrandle

Latte of Triumph! Taught final two classes of the semester, worked on some research, took a walk with a very dear friend, and heading home to celebrate because I GOT MY TENURE LETTER. pic.twitter.com/2qknejD2BX

— Dr. Shawna M. Brandle (@ProfBrandle) December 10, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ProfBrandle

December 10, 2019 at 04:38PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from missess_es

pic.twitter.com/qrkpFR8nGD

— Misses_es (@missess_es) December 11, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/missess_es

December 11, 2019 at 12:24PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from oblio88

The DMCU* is a strange place indeed.

*Dennis the Menace Cinematic Universe

— James Pennington (@oblio88) December 11, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/oblio88

December 11, 2019 at 01:02PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from ChristianSelig

wonder if this would pass app review pic.twitter.com/GJIegTIFUO

— Christian Selig (@ChristianSelig) December 10, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ChristianSelig

December 10, 2019 at 11:52AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from McJesse

Die Hard isn’t a Christmas movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman. It’s a Harry Potter movie.

— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) December 10, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/McJesse

December 10, 2019 at 04:19PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from kkingparsons

Took Me Eleven Minutes to do That Thing I've Been Avoiding for Three Months: A Memoir

— Kimberly King Parsons (@kkingparsons) December 9, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/kkingparsons

December 09, 2019 at 06:30PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from AllenRobinson

Much respect https://t.co/3fcrPHginA

— Allen Robinson II (@AllenRobinson) December 10, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/AllenRobinson

December 10, 2019 at 03:07PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from tuomas_h

Can’t wait for all the Mac Pro content dropping today.

Feels weird. It’s a computer I won’t need, can’t afford, and yet I feel like this is the most exciting Apple product launch in years.

What have you done to me @atpfm 🙈

— Tuomas Hämäläinen (@tuomas_h) December 10, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/tuomas_h

December 10, 2019 at 06:37AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from jiveDurkey

“hey you’re bringing your briefcase today for your nationally televised impeachment hearing right?”

“no no i’ll be fine with this.”pic.twitter.com/Uw27J337ra

— j.d. durkin (@jiveDurkey) December 9, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/jiveDurkey

December 09, 2019 at 11:00AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from timmathews

Here is my recommendation for your 2020 reading list:

Read the books you already bought before you buy anymore.

— Tim Mathews (@timmathews) December 9, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/timmathews

December 09, 2019 at 06:26AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from jessnevins

If that's successful, have one like it in libraries and get sloshed librarians tell you what they really think about the bestsellers.

— Jess Nevins (@jessnevins) December 10, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/jessnevins

December 09, 2019 at 07:09PM
via IFTTT

Thank you to Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies for introducing me to Phil Noto's work @philnoto . It is a good time to be a fan. https://t.co/RSsNNVjy6j

Thank you to Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies
for introducing me to Phil Noto's work @philnoto . It is a good time to be a fan. pic.twitter.com/RSsNNVjy6j

— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) December 9, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Thank you to Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies for introducing me to Phil Noto's work @philnoto. It is a good time to be a fan. https://t.co/ROu4cerWW3

Thank you to Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies for introducing me to Phil Noto's work @philnoto. It is a good time to be a fan. pic.twitter.com/ROu4cerWW3

— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) December 9, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from thecameroncuffe

Now this looks like a god damn Superhero movie. https://t.co/F0RkyIyEpp

— Cameron Cuffe (@thecameroncuffe) December 8, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/thecameroncuffe

December 08, 2019 at 05:17PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from Luke_Saldana

Back to the Future Delorean

— Luke Lopez Saldana (@Luke_Saldana) December 8, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Luke_Saldana

December 08, 2019 at 11:22AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from TimGavrich

Looks like I’m going to have to pull the wallet-in-fridge move for future tournaments because this was the result: https://t.co/ARFDlRa2cK pic.twitter.com/VqfLn7CDSp

— Tim Gavrich (@TimGavrich) December 9, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/TimGavrich

December 08, 2019 at 08:13PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from mmlarthur

Yes. Every alumna of a woman's college from before the period when such colleges came to terms with their transgender alumns. We had alumnae.

— Mikaila (@mmlarthur) December 8, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/mmlarthur

December 08, 2019 at 01:33PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from mzrascoff

Alums. Simple, short, neutral.

— Matthew Rascoff (@mzrascoff) December 8, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/mzrascoff

December 08, 2019 at 10:25AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from roddreher

Idealistic and misunderstood, husky New Orleans street philosopher battles social marginalization and the growing realization that this corrupt world is not made for one as beautiful as him. https://t.co/T3R6Z7YzzB

— Rod Dreher (@roddreher) December 8, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/roddreher

December 08, 2019 at 12:05AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from SimonMagus

OK Twitter. Be real. How many of you actually went to a library in the last year?

— Simon Cooke (@SimonMagus) December 8, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/SimonMagus

December 07, 2019 at 07:07PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from GalGadot

The first teaser is out! Stay tuned for the full trailer tomorrow!! Here we go...!!! 🙅🏻‍♀️💃🏻 #WW84 @WonderWomanFilm pic.twitter.com/Vax4Yde72D

— Gal Gadot (@GalGadot) December 7, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/GalGadot

December 07, 2019 at 12:40PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from MattOswaltVA

idiot. you can buy a banana for half that price at Whole Foods https://t.co/TPxQOEVqlE

— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) December 7, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/MattOswaltVA

December 07, 2019 at 01:03AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from HeatherAntos

FACT: Buying books and reading books are two different hobbies.

— Heather Antos (@HeatherAntos) December 7, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/HeatherAntos

December 06, 2019 at 08:39PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from jeanqasaur

Two important lessons I learned in my twenties:
- If you think everyone hates you, you probably need to sleep.
- If you think you hate everyone, you probably need to eat.

— Jean Yang ⚡ (@jeanqasaur) December 6, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/jeanqasaur

December 06, 2019 at 01:18AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from carly_booth8

Also: that spinster Donna Reed isn’t still DDG.

— Carly-Headed Ninny Muggins (@carly_booth8) December 7, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/carly_booth8

December 06, 2019 at 11:12PM
via IFTTT