Also: that spinster Donna Reed isn’t still DDG.
— Carly-Headed Ninny Muggins (@carly_booth8) December 7, 2019
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It's hard to generalize.
Also: that spinster Donna Reed isn’t still DDG.
— Carly-Headed Ninny Muggins (@carly_booth8) December 7, 2019
I like Donna Reed but...Violet Bick (Gloria Grahame).
— Carter π Hall (@CarterHall_) December 7, 2019
Spinster librarian here - I can attest that life is beautiful
— Alison (@NX700) December 7, 2019
Foundations: We must stop the loss of teachers.
— Jake M. Grumbach (@JakeMGrumbach) December 6, 2019
Research: Pay them more?
Foundations: We must create data driven ed tech personalized learning whole child development union busting gamification.
Research: But you could redistribut-
Foundations: This is the only way. https://t.co/8U6JFTRsRA
“Romanticized life of a consultant”. Yes, consulting, clearly the most romantic and coveted of professions.
— Tom Leighton (@_tom_leighton_) December 6, 2019
— TomΓ‘s Murray (@TomasJMurray) December 6, 2019
5 Guys >>>> In and Out
— Unicorn, Ghost of Airpower Past (@AirPowerUnicorn) December 6, 2019
Send tweet. pic.twitter.com/hUSlKQF39x
My story: An ambitious rural student, a tireless counselor, and a college fair that draws from overlooked towns. https://t.co/Ca5BSAeMNs
— Eric Hoover (@erichoov) December 6, 2019
Kleptomaniacs never get puns because they always take things literally.
— Ed Latimore (@EdLatimore) December 6, 2019
It might be the last time you’re married to anyone with both your arms, though
— Michael T. Rose (@MikeTRose) December 6, 2019
This young man wanted to make his adoption day even more special, so he invited his entire kindergarten class.
— Rex ChapmanππΌ (@RexChapman) December 5, 2019
This is the Twitter content I’m here for...πͺππππ₯π₯ pic.twitter.com/AFyko4GnQo
— Brittany P. Battle, PhD (@Dr_B_Pearl) December 5, 2019
I had my classes (Intro & Crim) work in groups to create memes..class voted for the top 3 & everyone got some EC based on the vote tallies. When I tell you I was screaming... y'all, I love my students! #ProfLife #soctwitter #AcademicTwitter
— Brittany P. Battle, PhD (@Dr_B_Pearl) December 5, 2019
Check the thread if you need laugh! pic.twitter.com/f6p8baETOH
These @RavensburgerUK puzzles are such fun to do, & an antidote to gray, damp Seattle. This one is Bizarre Bookshop 2 pic.twitter.com/3sSn8fWWnp
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) December 6, 2019
Obviously Elsa in the forest with gal pal Honeymaren. pic.twitter.com/gnt0l9slfi
— Melissa Sgroi (@ucantstopdesire) December 5, 2019
Cracking the code turns out to consist of not defrauding people! https://t.co/yMGDMLgp0t
— Barmak Nassirian (@BarmakN) December 5, 2019
No one wants to make phones that fit in pockets comfortably. I miss iPhone 4* and iPhone SE/5* sizes.
— Chandra Polepeddi (@arcrandom) December 5, 2019
Ladies and gentlemen, it can be done: Texas college thinks it has cracked the code for high-demand health-care fields https://t.co/Ix1j2mtQPP
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) December 5, 2019
Yep. It was a terrible idea then too.
— Rik Feilden (@CineRik) December 5, 2019
So... PE firms buying EdTech companies is pretty much my jam. To the extent that I am competent to speak to anything on this hell site, that would be it.
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) December 5, 2019
holy crap the 2020 mercedes amg gt r is insanely fast pic.twitter.com/tVCZwcOstN
— Quinn Nelson (@SnazzyQ) December 4, 2019
I went to Law School in the SEC. Thank God.
— DogBlog (@ABDogBlogger) December 4, 2019
In 20 years of practice, I’ve rarely, if ever met an Ivy League Lawyer that wasn’t completely insufferable.
Hypercritical: The Road to Geekdom. Highlighting the best blog posts of the 2010s. Not in order. https://t.co/fBdzrVhehx
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) December 5, 2019
It finally happened. https://t.co/x25AuXVjFI
— John Siracusa (@siracusa) December 5, 2019
Dems' year to lose now. pic.twitter.com/BNm65LQz3Y
— J.R. McGrail π (@JRMcGrail) December 5, 2019
Just saw a Boston Pizza commercial for a "Turkey-Dinner Pizza". Somewhere, @siracusa just shuddered without knowing why.
— Erika Ensign (@HollyGoDarkly) December 5, 2019
Dear Wikitribune.
— Dave Winer (@davewiner) December 4, 2019
1. I did not subscribe to an email notification service.
2. I understand. Everyone does it.
3. But -- there must be a simple "click here to unsub" link, in legible type, and simple. Not tiny type that leads to a prefs page that you have to log into. pic.twitter.com/9zcY4Id7Ni
Whoever decided that passwords must have both weird characters and numbers, and not be the same as the last five passwords, should be publicly executed.
— Robby Soave (@robbysoave) December 3, 2019
Old enough to remember we used to call this fascism. https://t.co/9HHE3mVhgz
— J.R. McGrail π (@JRMcGrail) December 3, 2019
Can’t wait to hear all about it on @atpfm
— Mario (@mocasio7) December 3, 2019
No, that's Billy Elliot. Billie Eilish sang "Strange Fruit."
— Eve G (@evegord) December 2, 2019
facebook never disappoints me pic.twitter.com/SpCJofw7mH
— cande π (@bazsjeans) November 30, 2019
Give me fucking strength. pic.twitter.com/741QafwMmc
— Theo (@tprstly) December 2, 2019
[me hosting the Tonys] "And folks, the cast of 'The Inheritance' is here. Yes... 'The Inheritance.' It was [chuckles] the worst-reviewed play ever to still get For-sters. [long pause] Fourrrrr starrrrs. Forster. E. M. For-- anyway, our next presenters--"
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) December 2, 2019
its fucked up how in the US you can be like "oh haha that's a kinda weird choice i wonder why they did that" with basically any given part of urban design and then you look it up and the answer is just "IT WAS RACISM" in 72pt font
— deer space 9 (@cyberpupk) December 1, 2019
Lex Luthor realises he can’t physically out-match Superman, so instead uses a disinformation campaign to destroy not just Superman’s reputation, but the *idea* of Superman.
— James O'Malley (@Psythor) December 1, 2019
The twist is that it isn’t Superman that can beat Luthor… It’s journalist Clark Kent. https://t.co/PHO7GDwai8
Thom Gunn, wrenching and perfect. pic.twitter.com/YHRd138JHQ
— Kamran Javadizadeh (@kjavadizadeh) December 1, 2019
As a choral conductor, there are few greater feelings than standing in a packed chapel with everyone singing their hearts out as the choir soar over the top with a glorious descant. Every time I think the novelty will wear off, and every time I’m left in tears. pic.twitter.com/F7Aw5diEzt
— Anna Lapwood (@annalapwood) November 30, 2019
This is a good one.https://t.co/u8SmX2Orjm pic.twitter.com/v4qOR2bmiz
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) December 1, 2019
Picture yourself going up to a writer you’ve never met before face-to-face at a party and saying, “Hi! I really don’t like your work. I think you’re a terrible writer.”
— Myke Cole (@MykeCole) November 30, 2019
Such a dick move! You wouldn’t do that, right? SO WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO IT ONLINE ITS THE SAME DAMN THING
so this is how my thanksgiving went down last night.. pic.twitter.com/e8v8Bnd3vT
— Shedcci Elisa Prado (@shedcci) November 29, 2019
#GoldenAge @ScottAdamsSays https://t.co/8XegX0FQ8S
— RobertMCle (@RobertMCle) November 29, 2019
Leaked footage from @marcoarment’s office remodel pic.twitter.com/im6sR1DyFA
— Keith Vertrees (@thepriceisright) November 27, 2019
Putin said Russia is militarily ready for a Cuban Missile-style crisis if the United States wanted one and threatened to place hypersonic nuclear missiles on ships or submarines near U.S. territorial waters.https://t.co/oxpSQizh9G
— Julia Davis (@JuliaDavisNews) November 27, 2019
Today the restaurant still serves their burgers as they always have, with only cheese, tomato, or onions. https://t.co/wG1TbZcFnH
— Atlas Obscura (@atlasobscura) November 28, 2019
Happy Forever Thanksgiving This! pic.twitter.com/ZFHb81EnBI
— J.R. McGrail π (@JRMcGrail) November 28, 2019
I can say from experience, that while delightful in the moment, chili and Madeira are not optimal prep for a road roace
— Angry Staff Officer (@pptsapper) November 28, 2019
Computer Not Looking Forward To Having To Replace Man's Repetitive, Mindless Job https://t.co/4yZhU3Xs5r pic.twitter.com/GVVc1IZlMo
— The Onion (@TheOnion) November 27, 2019
The Weight is timeless and perfect. https://t.co/5rCnQYEfRF
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) November 26, 2019
There's a lot of white noise out there . . . this isn't. Worth a listen.https://t.co/bCGwphCdqJ
— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) November 26, 2019
A bailment for every ailment.
— Walter Olson (@walterolson) November 26, 2019
David Foster Wallace’s Famous Commencement Speech "This is Water" Visualized in a Short Film https://t.co/OwtmeFk1nc pic.twitter.com/Kf3GeZICmT
— Open Culture (@openculture) November 26, 2019
— Seth Trueger (@MDaware) November 23, 2019
Linguistic Kill Shot #OKBloomberg https://t.co/zW6pNmOEo1
— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) November 24, 2019
Being on the dev team https://t.co/jhSlQat1JE
— Jana Sloan van Geest (@janamakesgames) November 20, 2019
Sherlock - A Scandal In Belgravia
— David Black (@muffin_train) November 24, 2019
If you suffered in life and want other people to suffer as you did because "you turned out fine," you did not in fact turn out fine.
— Daniel Shipwreck (@daniel_swensen) November 22, 2019
Can't believe no one's said the magicians' a life in the day!!!
— vacation caitlin (@HelloCVH) November 24, 2019
(we all know my tv taste is trash but j swear this worth dumpster diving for)
"The Trolley Problem"
— PossibleCabbage (@HelpIamaCabbage) November 24, 2019
You know what would be some awesome, Christians-at-the-Colosseum barbaric entertainment? If these idiots tried this stunt at an SEC game. https://t.co/8YZ5aVweET
— Rod Dreher (@roddreher) November 23, 2019
Nailed it https://t.co/gl2j0cP5kx
— Jason Snell (@jsnell) November 24, 2019
Fixed it in post @elonmusk pic.twitter.com/Pcekx6rMmA
— Adam Lisagor (@adamlisagor) November 23, 2019
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) November 22, 2019
This one from a couple weeks ago was great pic.twitter.com/hr6VojVjsu
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) November 22, 2019
— J.R. McGrail π (@JRMcGrail) November 20, 2019
Me to students: Make sure everything you read is in your Zotero, add some notes, and keep all your physical materials in one spot!
— Dr. Kara L. McShane (@karalmcshane) November 19, 2019
Me the researcher, staring at my bookshelves: Okay, I am pretty sure the book I read this in is red.
“Merry…Christmas…” pic.twitter.com/md5aQicAqF
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) November 20, 2019
Alexander Vindman tells his father not to worry: “I will be fine for telling the truth.”
— Preet Bharara (@PreetBharara) November 19, 2019
Want scene where Taylor Swift covers "Stray Cat Strut" as restored extra of the@catsmovie Blu-ray DVD.
— J.R. McGrail π (@JRMcGrail) November 19, 2019
Thanks to all the alums who joined us at @IUBloomington last Thursday! — @MotherBearsBLM pic.twitter.com/618mLUDvEh
— Park Tudor (@parktudor) November 18, 2019
You're not wrong: contemporary brussels sprouts are actually much better than the bitter little balls of hate we were served as children. https://t.co/f6CDtsb76x
— James S Murphy (@James_S_Murphy) November 16, 2019
@atpfm The PCjr’s original chiclet keyboard. pic.twitter.com/5cHseqcibJ
— Alistair Logie (@alistairlogie) November 14, 2019
Just to be clear, I am not testifying today.
— David Yanofsky (@YAN0) November 15, 2019
“It appears helmet use increases the accident rate by more than 40 per cent" https://t.co/KqsygsDP97
— Real Gaz of Trumpton #fbpe (@gazza_d) November 13, 2019
Ex-lead scorer on Ms. Pac-Man. Renaissance Center, 1977. ❤️❤️ https://t.co/3tb9lGXrwM
— Soledad O'Brien (@soledadobrien) November 12, 2019
I love this concise and correct @AdamSerwer paragraph. https://t.co/2artYd58rx pic.twitter.com/xbTl7G0kvL
— Christine Emba (@ChristineEmba) November 12, 2019
Greatest. Correction. Ever. pic.twitter.com/smNLzUHwAT
— Daniel Brogan (@dbrogan) November 11, 2019
Daube de boeuf made. Firewood laid in. Early ‘70s Van Morrison discs loaded. Teakettle on high alert. Bring it, cold front — we’re ready for you. pic.twitter.com/bkqL73ufPG
— Rod Dreher (@roddreher) November 11, 2019
We can’t talk about supporting the troops when they go off to fight in military conflicts then fail to support them when they return home.
— Ro Khanna (@RoKhanna) November 11, 2019
This #VeteransDay we must commit to investing in our veterans with:
π Housing
π₯ Health care
πΌ Job training
π§ Mental health treatment
It’s the prisoner’s dilemma .. for kids! pic.twitter.com/DYvwcZEMaP
— Jeff Atwood (@codinghorror) November 11, 2019
πΆ when the
— ghost, to me (@GhostEsq) November 5, 2019
moon hits your eye
like it's 4:45
that's November πΆ
I want to buy something but my luggage already weighs 40 pounds and I wouldn’t be able to take the #CVSreceipt with me. pic.twitter.com/UE9CgX7i49
— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) November 11, 2019
Start with a Super Tuesday or ten states and rotate the starting 10 every 4 years. You would get a better sampling.
— Truth in our Republic (@republic_truth) November 11, 2019
Maybe Bloomberg should endorse a candidate that's already up and running.
— Dave Winer (@davewiner) November 10, 2019
Help elevate them into the top tier.
For example @amyklobuchar.
The next time CNN asks Elizabeth Warren how she is going to pay for something she should just be like:
— Conor (@conorjrogers) November 8, 2019
“If I tell you Mexico will pay for it will you give it 32 hours of free airtime per month?”
Only one like to give, but if I could have given more I would have. If all boomers were like you, there’d have been no ok boomer meme.
— Scott Wright (@jswright61) November 9, 2019
Someone just paid $51,360 for this perfect 1983 Jeep Cherokee.https://t.co/JnfiaPIyz5 pic.twitter.com/xPePsJA0Xw
— Jalopnik (@Jalopnik) November 9, 2019
Immortalized!https://t.co/EaUNay4SYv pic.twitter.com/bxhGmlbNRx
— Letterboxd (@letterboxd) November 8, 2019
OK "OK Boomer."
— J.R. McGrail π (@JRMcGrail) November 8, 2019
today's news reminds me of being interviewed for a Gates scholarship years ago: they asked me why Bill Gates should fund a PhD in poetry instead of sending tens of thousands of mosquito nets to Africa. I suggested he could probably afford both. I did not get the scholarship.
— Kristin Grogan (@KristinGrogan) November 7, 2019
Exacerbated not exasperated. “This was only exasperated by the fact that Twitter's most prolific tweeters tend to be celebrities, politicians, and members of the media” https://t.co/0h00WA2LhU
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) November 6, 2019
Like, sure, the future will probably be ruled by corporate tyrants and shrouded in acidic rain, but no way we won't have Mars colonies, right?
— Ross Douthat (@DouthatNYT) November 5, 2019
I will definitely be using “Male much, critic?” in the future. https://t.co/kuPhjyG5HK
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) November 5, 2019
CONGRATULATIONS to freshman Sophia Kennedy on her 5th place finishing at XC State Finals! pic.twitter.com/1856XFFIFC
— PT Booster Club (@PTBoosterClub) November 2, 2019
Varsity Girls Soccer about to take the field in @RIIL_sports quarterfinals action against @ClassicalHSPVD. #playthegame pic.twitter.com/lrjYOBkadY
— PCD Athletics (@PCDAthletics) November 4, 2019
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! i feel faint u are amazing this is truly wacko to see π₯°π₯Ίπ https://t.co/RF9uCwFUbt
— liva worst (@realchoppedliva) November 2, 2019
College admissions and enrollment management woes:"the doubling and trebling of students who are frenziedly competing to get into about 35 to 50 of the most selective [schools]." Forecasts of nationwide enrollment crises to come.
— James S Murphy (@James_S_Murphy) November 2, 2019
The year: 1962. #emchat pic.twitter.com/6Tna7kbDSR
If I were assembling a party for a D&D campaign, pretty much the last people I'd invite are 2020 Dem candidates.
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) November 2, 2019
It's basically 17 people all saying their only interest is in being the new DM or else they're quitting games forever and calling their Mom FOR A RIDE HOME RIGHT NOW.
Ah. So, finally admitting he couldn't succeed at a thing we absolutely never needed him for, the man boldly rules out even attempting the one thing we actually really practically need him for.
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) November 2, 2019
Congrats, man. You're officially an honorary boomer.https://t.co/ROCJGAnOwQ pic.twitter.com/VrQKNTFDDa
Being right and being sure you're right are two entirely different things.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) October 31, 2019