Favorite tweet from pptsapper

WHO IS WRITING THE INDIANA JONES SUMMARIES FOR NETFLIX pic.twitter.com/THQCaAp0i1

— Angry Staff Officer (@pptsapper) October 1, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/pptsapper

September 30, 2019 at 09:39PM
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Favorite tweet from babygandolfini

I don't remember which one played which, but in the movie Chef, Jon Favreau (the writer of the film and also not Burt Reynolds in the looks department) has Sofia Vergara and Scarlett Johannson as his wife and ex-wife.

Like....c'mon man, pump the brakes a little.

— Art Garfunkowl (@babygandolfini) September 30, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/babygandolfini

September 30, 2019 at 01:08AM
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Favorite tweet from dhh

So if WeWork actually implodes completely, would it be too much to ask if it can take the entire concept of open offices with it?

— DHH (@dhh) September 30, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/dhh

September 30, 2019 at 02:56PM
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Favorite tweet from hypercubexl

Quieter VFX article: 99% of the shots were touched by vfx in some way to make all the rest of it function

— Daryl Bartley (@hypercubexl) September 30, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/hypercubexl

September 30, 2019 at 02:50PM
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Favorite tweet from austinlockedup

I’m pretending to be a hot girl on tinder so I can match with my roomate and tell him Im coming over so he’ll clean the apartment

— Austin Locke (@austinlockedup) September 29, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/austinlockedup

September 29, 2019 at 03:46PM
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Favorite tweet from DPD_

Jake is out of town, finally getting to exhibit my secret single behaviors (woke up at 7, cleaned the apartment while watching stuff for work, went to a 10:45 exercise class and a 1:45 “Judy” at BAM, then got home and collapsed)

— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) September 28, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DPD_

September 28, 2019 at 06:43PM
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Favorite tweet from began_7

A video you never thought you needed til now. Aristocats v Lizzo. 🙌🏻 pic.twitter.com/mex06gDccN

— Ben (@began_7) September 28, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/began_7

September 28, 2019 at 05:41AM
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Favorite tweet from robinhouston

This infinitely-long tweet begins with a T, which is followed by an H, and then an I, an S, another I, an N, an F, yet another I, a second N, a fourth I, a T, an E, an L, a Y, another L […]

— Robin Houston (@robinhouston) September 27, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/robinhouston

September 27, 2019 at 03:06PM
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Favorite tweet from robinhouston

This tweet contains exactly four As, one B, three Cs, two Ds, thirty-two Es, six Fs, one G, five Hs, twelve Is, one J, one K, three Ls, one M, twenty-one Ns, sixteen Os, one P, one Q, five Rs, twenty-five Ss, twenty-one Ts, two Us, seven Vs, nine Ws, five Xs, six Ys, and one Z.

— Robin Houston (@robinhouston) September 27, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/robinhouston

September 27, 2019 at 09:28AM
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Favorite tweet from jaboukie

yall will have imposter syndrome over shit youre actually good at but confidently put "proficient in excel" on your resume

— jaboukie? (@jaboukie) September 28, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/jaboukie

September 28, 2019 at 03:00PM
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Favorite tweet from ScottAdamsSays

Could you solve climate risk with an app that pairs people who want to plant a tree with people who have a good place to put it? How many trees per person? One? Two? #ClimateChange

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) September 28, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays

September 28, 2019 at 11:06AM
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Favorite tweet from jpalfrey

Funny. cc: @ugasser @ThomsenJorgen https://t.co/wLZa18NnmW

— John Palfrey (@jpalfrey) September 26, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/jpalfrey

September 26, 2019 at 06:06PM
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Favorite tweet from JamesWebb

Fascinating comparison of how prices have changed since 1970. https://t.co/8WUemjhJKA pic.twitter.com/3d11Cgwdfn

— James Webb (@JamesWebb) September 16, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/JamesWebb

September 16, 2019 at 03:16PM
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Favorite tweet from wrmultitudes

You know how they call the tweet in Paris? Le royale with hashtag du jour 😬😅

— 〈 lau | rent 〉 (@wrmultitudes) September 25, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/wrmultitudes

September 25, 2019 at 03:11PM
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Favorite tweet from neilcybart

Is that a built-in letter holder so that you don't misplace your important mail? pic.twitter.com/pe4oD5moVa

— Neil Cybart (@neilcybart) September 25, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/neilcybart

September 25, 2019 at 02:52PM
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Favorite tweet from JulianFlei

Everyone, it’s Libra season. Just shelter in place.

— Julian Fleisher (@JulianFlei) September 23, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/JulianFlei

September 23, 2019 at 03:22PM
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Favorite tweet from girlsreallyrule

Here is 84 year-old anthropologist Jane Goodall with 16 year-old climate activist Greta Thunberg at an event in Switzerland in January. Happy Monday, have a wonderful week, never forget that you can change the world. pic.twitter.com/tdecLHBzj6

— Amee Vanderpool (@girlsreallyrule) September 23, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/girlsreallyrule

September 23, 2019 at 06:46AM
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Favorite tweet from jsnell

For those interested in what editing in ferrite looks like https://t.co/1xPjC7r8Fv

— Jason Snell (@jsnell) September 21, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/jsnell

September 21, 2019 at 06:29PM
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Favorite tweet from nycsouthpaw

Congratulations you’ve invented a law firm. https://t.co/SS2FrPZg27

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) September 21, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw

September 21, 2019 at 01:41AM
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Favorite tweet from hotdogsladies

“Enhance. Stop.” pic.twitter.com/J7oJxy3Pp0

— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) September 20, 2019

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September 20, 2019 at 05:15PM
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Favorite tweet from siracusa

Had you been watching https://t.co/TEOEqgJQ8r you would have witnessed the birth of Dekataur! Mightiest of the Pokemon!

(It happened when @imyke tried to pronounce the name of a certain US city.)

Donate! https://t.co/DTtVtEuUDG

— John Siracusa (@siracusa) September 20, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/siracusa

September 20, 2019 at 05:50PM
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Favorite tweet from Penn

Then the Librarian thought of something she hadn't before. What if Gerald Ford Trapped in an Elevator Day, she thought, doesn't come from a plaque. What if Gerald Ford Trapped in an Elevator Day, perhaps, means much more than that?”

Happy Gerald Ford Trapped in an Elevator Day! pic.twitter.com/JVfFYHPRjh

— Penn (@Penn) September 19, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Penn

September 19, 2019 at 10:15AM
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RT @orangebook_: Writing is the fastest way to understand you didn’t understand.

Writing is the fastest way to understand you didn’t understand.

— Orange Book (@orangebook_) September 18, 2019

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Favorite tweet from JRMcGrail

Wait. Carson Daly was still working in late night network TV until last night?

— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) September 16, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/JRMcGrail

September 16, 2019 at 07:47PM
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Favorite tweet from JohnBirmingham

@gruber “If anything, people look to them as relief from the current moment”... yes! Exactly this! This is why I always watch these things. And always with a coffee and a muffin. It is a couple of hours respite from the ugly death of our civilisation.

— John Birmingham (@JohnBirmingham) September 16, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/JohnBirmingham

September 16, 2019 at 07:05PM
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Favorite tweet from DustinGiebel

That's what Xi said pic.twitter.com/tdYfgPA9uv

— Dusty (@DustinGiebel) September 16, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DustinGiebel

September 16, 2019 at 12:51PM
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Favorite tweet from Hill3Williston

A large hill blocks the view of JHW House as excavation continues for new dorm ⁦@WillistonNS⁩ #buildyourfuture pic.twitter.com/sXMkJUZ6Yw

— Robert W. Hill (@Hill3Williston) September 16, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Hill3Williston

September 16, 2019 at 12:38PM
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Favorite tweet from Nancy_Pearl

Off on the tall ship Zodiac for 2-1/2 days of cruising, food, and book discussions pic.twitter.com/Ha8t1EipYS

— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) September 16, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Nancy_Pearl

September 16, 2019 at 12:35PM
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Favorite tweet from jsnell

Who's gonna drive you home tonight 💔 https://t.co/1rpPC6nRmi

— Jason Snell (@jsnell) September 16, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/jsnell

September 15, 2019 at 08:31PM
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Favorite tweet from siracusa

What a perfect application of this tech. https://t.co/yNNmMWZqJa

— John Siracusa (@siracusa) September 14, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/siracusa

September 14, 2019 at 01:41PM
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Favorite tweet from wirecutter

Experts recommend the 3-2-1 rule for backing up your files: three copies of your data, two local (on different devices) and one off-site. https://t.co/G1cb3qGW8q

— Wirecutter (@wirecutter) September 13, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/wirecutter

September 13, 2019 at 06:22PM
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Favorite tweet from paulg

If you have something important to say, it's wrong to say it in a paywalled publication.

— Paul Graham (@paulg) September 13, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/paulg

September 13, 2019 at 04:58AM
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Favorite tweet from CyndeMoya

"Remote login is a lot like astral projection." pic.twitter.com/WoyYyNASDp

— Cynde Moya (@CyndeMoya) September 12, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/CyndeMoya

September 12, 2019 at 07:24PM
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Favorite tweet from hotdogsladies

To paraphrase the old joke about pigs and chickens: Apple is involved, but Disney is _committed_. https://t.co/SJg27CD0YW

— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) September 12, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/hotdogsladies

September 12, 2019 at 02:49PM
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Favorite tweet from FionaMMarsden

I had a pretty epic relationship with Comic Sans that should have been over long before we parted ways. I am going steady with Times Roman now but sometimes default to Calibri by accident.

— Fiona M Marsden (@FionaMMarsden) September 11, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/FionaMMarsden

September 11, 2019 at 03:14AM
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Favorite tweet from AinsleyWynter

I’ve been loyal to Palatino for papers and even if I make a form for years. I love to read in Gil Sans tho. And, I use the default font—Cochin?—in Scrivener and secretly adore it. #fontnerd

— Ainsley Wynter of Tarth (@AinsleyWynter) September 11, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/AinsleyWynter

September 10, 2019 at 11:12PM
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Favorite tweet from LynnAAR

I'm a lawyer. Times New Roman all the way, with occasional Arial flirtations.

— Lynn Spencer (@LynnAAR) September 11, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/LynnAAR

September 10, 2019 at 09:13PM
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Favorite tweet from Jonzor234

Don't expect anything from him later, just FYI.

— Mo Holla (@Jonzor234) September 11, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Jonzor234

September 11, 2019 at 04:17PM
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Favorite tweet from kevinrmcclure

When I ask myself, "did I book a hotel for that trip yet?" the answer is always: nope, sure didn't.

— Kevin R. McClure (@kevinrmcclure) September 11, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/kevinrmcclure

September 11, 2019 at 08:51AM
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Favorite tweet from cegriff3

Classic millennial comment.

Election of Barack Obama? Right or left, that was a watershed moment in American history.

— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) September 11, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/cegriff3

September 11, 2019 at 04:15PM
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Favorite tweet from MrSethLundquist

Maybe this time, he will not wear TWO ties....?

— Seth 🦅💰 - Capitalist Scum (@MrSethLundquist) September 11, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/MrSethLundquist

September 11, 2019 at 02:25PM
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RT @cegriff3: Remembering September 11th, 2001. https://t.co/etn2r1n2hi

Remembering September 11th, 2001. pic.twitter.com/etn2r1n2hi

— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) September 11, 2019

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Favorite tweet from jsnell

The prosperous suburb of Dongletown is located just outside Camera Bump City, the largest metropolitan area in Siracusa County

— Jason Snell (@jsnell) September 10, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/jsnell

September 10, 2019 at 07:20PM
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Want. https://t.co/Evsd2gvPuN

Want. https://t.co/Evsd2gvPuN

— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) September 9, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from DPD_

just realized that a pair of birdwatching binoculars and a box of wine could make for a really good cheap Halloween costume. I'll be Jonathan Franzia. I'll make everyone really disproportionately furious and then pour them a nice buttery glass of Chardonnay to relax them!

— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) September 9, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DPD_

September 09, 2019 at 10:52AM
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Favorite tweet from NateSilver538

Have said this before but kinda seems like Democrats should be more concerned that Iowa and New Hampshire continue to have so much influence on the nomination process when both states' caucus/primary electorates are 90%+ white.

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) September 3, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/NateSilver538

September 03, 2019 at 02:16PM
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Favorite tweet from kevinddaly

This is so pure: Jimmy Stewart surprises Carol Burnett (he is her all-time favorite actor) on the series finale of 'The Carol Burnett Show' https://t.co/xBbmsaHmMR

— Kevin Daly (@kevinddaly) September 7, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/kevinddaly

September 07, 2019 at 01:12PM
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Favorite tweet from SunniiHobbii

Omg Mystic village has the best pizza

— ANgeLA (@SunniiHobbii) September 7, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/SunniiHobbii

September 07, 2019 at 02:54PM
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Favorite tweet from malloriesullivn

if you're going into journalism because you're bad at math then wait until I tell you about expense reports

— mallorie sullivan ✨ (@malloriesullivn) September 6, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/malloriesullivn

September 06, 2019 at 12:40PM
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Favorite tweet from JamieStelter

I just told my 2-year-old “if you’re not hungry for dinner, you’re not hungry for dessert,” and with those words, I have officially become my mother.

— Jamie Stelter (@JamieStelter) September 6, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/JamieStelter

September 06, 2019 at 07:17PM
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Favorite tweet from tomgauld

My cartoon for yesterday’s @guardianreview pic.twitter.com/YJbPbx4S13

— Tom Gauld (@tomgauld) September 8, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/tomgauld

September 08, 2019 at 05:05AM
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Favorite tweet from jamckaylll

A Coke is a Coke and no amount of money can get you a better Coke than the one the bum on the corner is drinking. All the Cokes are the same and all the Cokes are good. Liz Taylor knows it, the President knows it, the bum knows it, and you know it.
—Andy Warhol

— John McKay (@jamckaylll) September 4, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/jamckaylll

September 04, 2019 at 03:51PM
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Favorite tweet from DPD_

There’s no more pasta in Italy; I ate it. Sorry!

— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) September 6, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DPD_

September 06, 2019 at 04:16PM
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Favorite tweet from srl

Maine Gov. Janet Mills (D) announces she will let law allowing ranked choice voting for presidential primary and general elections in Maine to go into effect for 2020 pic.twitter.com/jZwVGuCgJY

— Sam Levine (@srl) September 6, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/srl

September 06, 2019 at 03:45PM
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Favorite tweet from ambermruffin

This is gonna sound like a bit, but,

Who are these people in my Facebook feed? Who in the world are they? Am I losing my mind? Am I forgetting people? Did a bunch of old people start posting again? Did I “drunk friend” a bunch of people? What is this? Whose kids are these?

— amber ruffin (@ambermruffin) September 6, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ambermruffin

September 06, 2019 at 01:43PM
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Favorite tweet from DPD_

Sitting in a small trattoria in Naples, savoring my first bites of the most delicately flavored ragu over perfectly al dente pasta, gazing into my husband’s eyes, a thought hit me: “I haven’t seen a ‘your rap name is “Young” plus...’ meme in a long while.” A beautiful evening...

— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) September 5, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DPD_

September 05, 2019 at 04:44PM
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Favorite tweet from Hill3Williston

⁦@WillistonNS⁩ new theatre banner greets new students #artsondisplay #willistontheater #dontstopacting pic.twitter.com/igQCHXvGlS

— RWHill (@Hill3Williston) September 5, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Hill3Williston

September 05, 2019 at 09:20AM
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RT @jamckaylll: @daringfireball A Coke is a Coke and no amount of money can get you a better Coke than the one the bum on the corner is drinking. All the Cokes are the same and all the Cokes are good. Liz Taylor knows it, the President knows it, the bum knows it, and you know it. —Andy Warhol

A Coke is a Coke and no amount of money can get you a better Coke than the one the bum on the corner is drinking. All the Cokes are the same and all the Cokes are good. Liz Taylor knows it, the President knows it, the bum knows it, and you know it.
—Andy Warhol

— John McKay (@jamckaylll) September 4, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from soledadobrien

Hilarious https://t.co/VkAfMsReYR

— Soledad O'Brien (@soledadobrien) September 4, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/soledadobrien

September 04, 2019 at 02:13PM
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Favorite tweet from PragmaticAndy

Amazon AWS had a power failure, their backup generators failed, which killed their EBS serversl, which took all of our data with it. Then it took them four days to figure this out and tell us about it.

Reminder: The cloud is just a computer in Reston with a bad power supply.

— Andy Hunt (@PragmaticAndy) September 3, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/PragmaticAndy

September 03, 2019 at 11:58AM
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Favorite tweet from siracusa

Spreadsheets!

— John Siracusa (@siracusa) September 3, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/siracusa

September 03, 2019 at 08:03AM
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RT @fariharoisin: Do yourself a favor and read Fran Lebowitz's prescient interview with Vanity Fair from 1997: https://t.co/Vx3B0Ibmz9 Here's a taste— https://t.co/aCLtOZewql

Do yourself a favor and read Fran Lebowitz's prescient interview with Vanity Fair from 1997: https://t.co/Vx3B0Ibmz9

Here's a taste— pic.twitter.com/aCLtOZewql

— Fariha Róisín (@fariharoisin) July 8, 2019

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Favorite tweet from pattonoswalt

oh my god https://t.co/z0rRYfiW9Y

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 2, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt

September 01, 2019 at 11:17PM
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Favorite tweet from terrinwatson

It’s September 1st. I am officially a Tenured, Associate Professor at The City College of New York. 😊

— drwatson (@terrinwatson) September 1, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/terrinwatson

September 01, 2019 at 09:56AM
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Favorite tweet from telemooon

This is 水写纸, it's meant for calligraphy practice. I've never seen anyone use its strange properties for animation and I'm giving it a try. pic.twitter.com/94i4xZfPzt

— Telemon (@telemooon) August 31, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/telemooon

August 31, 2019 at 06:54AM
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RT @telemooon: This is 水写纸, it's meant for calligraphy practice. I've never seen anyone use its strange properties for animation and I'm giving it a try. https://t.co/94i4xZfPzt

This is 水写纸, it's meant for calligraphy practice. I've never seen anyone use its strange properties for animation and I'm giving it a try. pic.twitter.com/94i4xZfPzt

— Telemon (@telemooon) August 31, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from LizHackett

I don't like puppies. I like old, serious dogs who put a paw on your arm as if to say "30 years ago, I buried a bag of unmarked bills outside Reno. Get the car keys."

— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) September 1, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/LizHackett

August 31, 2019 at 11:15PM
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Favorite tweet from Nancy_Pearl

‘The shared error of their marriage had grown to be a bond.’
Shirley Hazzard - The Great Fire

— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) August 31, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Nancy_Pearl

August 31, 2019 at 01:57PM
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Favorite tweet from Trace_Urdan

No requests for help, but TBF it was early. Even without the shirt, I usually elicit at least two requests. Something about my demeanor screams assistant manager.

— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) August 31, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Trace_Urdan

August 31, 2019 at 11:27AM
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Favorite tweet from JRMcGrail

Can we please get a do-over of that God awful "Poseidon Adventure" remake directed by James Cameron or Ridley Scott?

— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) August 31, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/JRMcGrail

August 31, 2019 at 11:16AM
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Favorite tweet from hotdogsladies

"When powerful people demand civility from those with less power, what they are really saying is that they expect obedience from their lessers."https://t.co/CmhJOwNz6n

— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) August 31, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/hotdogsladies

August 30, 2019 at 11:17PM
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Favorite tweet from SarahThyre

I passed Allison Janney on the street and said nothing because that's how you respect the Empress.

— Sarah Thyre (@SarahThyre) August 30, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/SarahThyre

August 30, 2019 at 03:16PM
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Favorite tweet from BenHowe

This kid gets it. pic.twitter.com/4eAWqT5Ul0

— Ben (@BenHowe) August 30, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/BenHowe

August 30, 2019 at 01:51PM
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Favorite tweet from Trace_Urdan

Serious question. Aren’t transcripts a perfect use case for block chain? https://t.co/kyWxhoU04K

— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) August 31, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Trace_Urdan

August 30, 2019 at 09:25PM
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Favorite tweet from KrystaferRedden

A year ago, I withdrew a commitment to start my Ph.D. @UVA because of a serious health crisis with my single mom, a career educator. Today, I got to call her and tell that I was accepted to @HarvardCEPR #SDP fellowship for the next two years.

Dreams may delay, but they don’t die

— Krystafer Redden (@KrystaferRedden) August 31, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/KrystaferRedden

August 30, 2019 at 08:04PM
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Favorite tweet from JRMcGrail

Kill me now. https://t.co/NQm1TQVhnN

— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) August 30, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/JRMcGrail

August 30, 2019 at 03:30PM
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Favorite tweet from kevinrmcclure

Hot take: Being appointed a college president doesn’t automatically qualify someone as an expert on higher education.

— Kevin R. McClure (@kevinrmcclure) August 29, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/kevinrmcclure

August 29, 2019 at 04:38PM
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Favorite tweet from courtesyfavstar

When I die, no funeral. Just this playing on a big tv pic.twitter.com/bGdpcrHKqf

— maphew (@courtesyfavstar) August 29, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/courtesyfavstar

August 29, 2019 at 08:05AM
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Favorite tweet from davewiner

An idea for the news industry to collaborate on. Sometimes a news org decides to take down the paywall on a story because it's important that everyone see it. Make an RSS feed of that that combines all such stories across all pubs. Make spreading the news even more efficient.

— Dave (@davewiner) August 29, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/davewiner

August 29, 2019 at 12:40PM
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Favorite tweet from Nancy_Pearl

Deep-fried Oreos are the perfect boardwalk food. I know. I know

— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) August 29, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Nancy_Pearl

August 29, 2019 at 11:56AM
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RT @holdengraber: “Every reader reads himself into the book” ~ J. W. Goethe, born on this day, in 1749 Proust echoes Goethe https://t.co/r9435c0lZW

“Every reader reads himself into the book”
~ J. W. Goethe, born on this day, in 1749

Proust echoes Goethe pic.twitter.com/r9435c0lZW

— Paul Holdengraber (@holdengraber) August 28, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from marcoarment

Hops has evolved into a rug so I don’t know if this applies https://t.co/L9O633HYJV

— Marco Arment (@marcoarment) August 28, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/marcoarment

August 28, 2019 at 12:29PM
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Favorite tweet from gsiemens

Spoiler: it was close for a bit, but USA pulled it together at the end. https://t.co/4EyloMInj2

— George Siemens (@gsiemens) August 28, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/gsiemens

August 28, 2019 at 11:55AM
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Favorite tweet from aedwardslevy

STEYER STRAITS: MONEY FOR NOTHING https://t.co/51fOsqEOiL

— Ariel Edwards-Levy (@aedwardslevy) August 28, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/aedwardslevy

August 28, 2019 at 09:44AM
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Favorite tweet from davewiner

“There's nothing more permanent than a temporary hack.” https://t.co/nsxAyCrcMk

— Dave (@davewiner) August 29, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/davewiner

August 29, 2019 at 07:54AM
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Favorite tweet from myqkaplan

maybe if millennials didn’t buy an avocado toast every single day, then they could afford to purchase a house in 1955 like everyone else.

— Myq Kaplan (@myqkaplan) August 28, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/myqkaplan

August 28, 2019 at 03:24PM
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Favorite tweet from pptsapper

I was merely going to present a flag to a family. I was not prepared for what I found.https://t.co/VmMFdgxPog

— Angry Staff Officer (@pptsapper) August 29, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/pptsapper

August 29, 2019 at 06:49AM
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Favorite tweet from JRMcGrail

No. This is a dick move. https://t.co/KQJH835YrS

— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) August 29, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/JRMcGrail

August 29, 2019 at 04:13AM
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Favorite tweet from DocMeehan

Faces of Greed: The Sackler Family https://t.co/SuhuUmIP5s via @YouTube

— Jim Meehan, MD (@DocMeehan) August 29, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DocMeehan

August 28, 2019 at 11:23PM
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Favorite tweet from DPD_

just voluntarily took three books of the like 11 packed out of my vacation luggage because the bag was getting too heavy... this is growth... this is maturity.........

— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) August 29, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DPD_

August 28, 2019 at 11:14PM
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Favorite tweet from Trace_Urdan

You can be fat and lazy and still where Nike’s.

— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) August 28, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Trace_Urdan

August 28, 2019 at 05:07PM
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Favorite tweet from Trace_Urdan

Admit it. Choosing the gif for this weekly tweet is secretly the best part of your job.

— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) August 28, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Trace_Urdan

August 28, 2019 at 01:29PM
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Favorite tweet from MachinePix

Emergency stop sign projected onto a water curtain by Laservision prevents trucks from entering tunnels they're too large for. pic.twitter.com/93JHKd5yGD

— Machine Pix (@MachinePix) August 27, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/MachinePix

August 27, 2019 at 03:35PM
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Favorite tweet from sonyahuber

My neighbor across the street had a pumpkin plant take over his entire front yard. I asked him what fertilizer he used. “None! This was an accident from our jack o’ lantern.” Then like captain Ahab he stared into the distance and said, “I’ve just got to see this through.” pic.twitter.com/mQBI3Hbd8m

— Sonya Huber (@sonyahuber) August 27, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/sonyahuber

August 27, 2019 at 06:12PM
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Favorite tweet from SarahcasticMom

I start colleges classes in the morning.

I'm 38 and haven't been in a classroom in 20 years.

My message: It's never too late to rechart your course.

*Breathing into a paper bag and shitting in my pants a little.

— SarahcasticMommy (@SarahcasticMom) August 26, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/SarahcasticMom

August 25, 2019 at 11:47PM
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“Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man and writing an exact man.” - Francis Bacon

“Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man and writing an exact man.” - Francis Bacon

— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) August 27, 2019

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Favorite tweet from waltmossberg

I had that title once. But I apparently blew it by failing to write a screenplay.

— Walt Mossberg (@waltmossberg) August 27, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/waltmossberg

August 26, 2019 at 11:00PM
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Favorite tweet from buchtweets

“Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

— Yusuf Sanni (@buchtweets) August 25, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/buchtweets

August 25, 2019 at 05:00PM
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Favorite tweet from ambernoelle

Your first name + your last name = your sad failed writer name

— Amber Sparks (@ambernoelle) August 26, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ambernoelle

August 26, 2019 at 07:51PM
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Favorite tweet from edgarwright

You cannot nuke a hurricane for obvious reasons. The resulting shockwaves could reverberate into space, shatter the Phantom Zone and release galactic criminals into our atmosphere who may then try to invade Earth. I can’t believe this is even a discussion.

— edgarwright (@edgarwright) August 26, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/edgarwright

August 26, 2019 at 08:19AM
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