Bernie isn’t Jesus.
— Zerlina Maxwell (@ZerlinaMaxwell) February 5, 2019
We are allowed to criticize him and I don’t deserve to be called a c**t for it.
Thanks for coming to my ted talk.
I really wish this author had told us what he thought of the Rev. Dr. Ezra Stiles’s historical writing. pic.twitter.com/efA6mc3QO9
— J. L. Bell (@Boston1775) February 6, 2019
Is he on the stack?
— John Siracusa (@siracusa) February 5, 2019
Is he on the heap?
Local man
This is the most brilliant iPhone app grouping I’ve ever seen... pic.twitter.com/3zyKpFkJr3
— Alex Rampell (@arampell) February 4, 2019
Any man who chooses his spouse over his child fails to appreciate that his spouse will kill him for making that choice.
— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) February 5, 2019
I would like to start an incubator for Y Combinator founders that failed at their first company to do a new company. In my experience, these are the world’s greatest people to work with: all of the smarts and work-ethic, but none of the arrogance.
— Sarah Cone (@impcapital) February 4, 2019
This piece of art from Thomas Deininger is one of the most incredible things I’ve seen. pic.twitter.com/fJmKg9wpD2
— Martin Montague (@MartinM_Media) February 4, 2019
Surge pricing for Girl Scout Cookies!
— J.R. McGrail π (@JRMcGrail) February 4, 2019
Robot children are much better for the environment. And far more cost effective and much less stressful than human children.
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) February 4, 2019
The @bublywater commercial demonstrated focus and simplicity in #advertising. Awareness. Name recognition. Recall. Pass the BublΓ©!
— todd mcdonald (@tmcdUSA) February 4, 2019
You must be a generation X guy.
— Johnny Mac (@JohnnyMacSparty) February 4, 2019
Oh. My. God. https://t.co/KBWNOqRKGx
— Charlotte Clymerπ³️π (@cmclymer) February 3, 2019
This weekend I:
— πΊ|π³|π¦ π©π»π» (@Una) February 3, 2019
✅ Recorded a song about array methods
✅ Realized I have no life pic.twitter.com/O4Tg2zhulq
Ellie. What a fucking rollercoaster is the first 5 minutes of Up.
— Santi Murtagh (@smurtagh) February 4, 2019
Algernon.
— Wendy Boucher (@AdventurePants5) February 4, 2019
LTC Henry Blake. M*A*S*H.
— JRS (@wvrginyn) February 4, 2019
Charlotte the spider. π’π
— SpaceForceSGM (@SpaceSGM) February 3, 2019
Mr. Parker in Infinity War...still hurts.
— Chaplain (@Chapl37) February 3, 2019
Tonks in HP...she was so awesome.
Dobby
— Lynne Silver (@lynnesilver) February 3, 2019
Artax going down in the Swamp of Sadness. Decades later, it sticks with you.
— meganhallinan (@meganhallinan) February 3, 2019
I understand why people aren't entertained, but this isn't bad football. It's outstanding pass rush and coverage.
— Jonathan Chait (@jonathanchait) February 4, 2019
Canadian Road Rage
— Kelly Canuckπ (@KellyCanuckTO) February 3, 2019
Montreal π¨π¦
πΉ lex_inker pic.twitter.com/JG9XilZrCF
I've always loved this video.
— Drew McCoy (@_Drew_McCoy_) February 4, 2019
Bowie is like, "hey, let's do a run through, warm up a bit. Just a little stretching to get ready for the real show."
Annie's like, "You do you Dave but I'm taking this shit to ELEVENTY!" https://t.co/AVYQb1TjHR
Jesus if I wanted to be incredibly fucking bored for several hours by eleven dudes from Massachusetts I’d just sit in almost any comedy writers room
— Justin Halpern (@justin_halpern) February 4, 2019
“How rich we all are in knowledge, and in all that lies around us yet to learn. Billionaires, all of us.” — Ursula K. Le Guin
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) February 3, 2019
When we say, “Students need X” we often mean, “I like to teach X.”
— Robert Pondiscio (@rpondiscio) February 2, 2019
You got this! pic.twitter.com/xrQgM30qP1
— Chris Culling (@chrisculling) February 1, 2019
Man Under Mistaken Impression He His Own Harshest Critic https://t.co/dPvZuSL9dK pic.twitter.com/Nnos2vzeDQ
— The Onion (@TheOnion) February 1, 2019
If smoking marijuana causes short-term memory loss, what does smoking marijuana do?
— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) January 31, 2019
Watching #GroundhogDay, which is pretty much like reading the news these days.
— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) February 1, 2019
Ensure that your strategic plan makes a difference; avoid these six pitfalls: https://t.co/NU0srzHkMu @NAISnetwork @SAISnews @ISACSnews @caiscalifornia #leadership
— olverson (@TomOlverson) January 31, 2019
“Holding up cold weather as proof that global warming isn’t happening is like hitting a winning streak at the blackjack table and saying ‘Who says the casino has an advantage?’” -John Gruber https://t.co/hUkuifoap8
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) January 30, 2019
Chicago will be colder than Antarctica this week and yet New Haven will still have better Pizza.
— J.R. McGrail π (@JRMcGrail) January 29, 2019
Brazilian surfer Rodrigo Koxa broke the world record for the highest wave ever surfed (82 feet), during a session in Nazare, Portugal. pic.twitter.com/cNNBywrgVr
— Vala Afshar (@ValaAfshar) January 27, 2019
I'm thinking of this Larry Levis poem, "God Is Always Seventeen," & how it is a poem of excess & tangents, & how, even with the visceral nature of everything before it, the saddest line for me is, "I have a child who isn't doing well in school."https://t.co/7kJx7AL9RL
— Devin Gael Kelly (@themoneyiowe) January 26, 2019
On the mindset for the future, Kumar said, “Problem-solving will no longer be a virtue, problem finding will be a bigger asset.” https://t.co/XvZ1Ehe7n2
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) January 25, 2019
Our loyalty should be to creating more loyalty https://t.co/P2oymPd6aY
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) January 25, 2019
Invite one key player to an affirmation session:
— Dan Rockwell (@Leadershipfreak) January 24, 2019
1. Clarify mission.
2. Honor their character/skills. Be specific.
3. Ask how things are going in their area.
4. Ask how can we help.
5. Discuss their future.
6. Make NO suggestions
7. Say thank you.
When writing for mainstream audiences, remember that there is a balance to complexity of character and story. The simpler and easy to understand your story is, the more complex the characters need to be; the more complex your story is, the simpler your characters must be.
— C. Robert Cargill (@Massawyrm) January 23, 2019
In human history, more people have walked on the moon than have scored an earned run off of Mariano Rivera in the postseason. https://t.co/xiUom0KyDm
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) January 23, 2019
Students Learn From People They Love https://t.co/G5ZqWHybsi
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) January 23, 2019
if Sorkin were writing AOC she'd constantly trip over her own shoes, accidentally forward the entire DC press corps the email where her boyfriend dumps her, and in the end get a heroic arc by helping a boomer-aged white congressman pass an unrealistic and meaningless climate bill
— Kathryn VanArendonk (@kvanaren) January 20, 2019
Asked my girls, “If you could change one thing about this country, what would it be?” pic.twitter.com/HuUQ6VzyAx
— Zachary N J Peterson (@znjp) January 20, 2019
You've got to ask yourself one question: "Does it spark joy?" Well, does it, punk?
— Sami Lehtinen (@perspupu) January 21, 2019
It takes just two and a half minutes to watch this #Latin performances of πΌ A Hard Days Night. I swear on the River Styx that you won’t regret it. https://t.co/MBEtcvjXh2 pic.twitter.com/fVHa00pWaG
— Legonium (@tutubuslatinus) January 20, 2019
Real Gen Xers regard news graphics with ironic detachment.
— Heidi N. Moore (@moorehn) January 20, 2019
If pressed, real Gen Xers will say they preferred news graphics' earlier work, before news graphics sold out and went mainstream. https://t.co/Sft7kI5Sp8
YOU: The moon looks incredible tonight!
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) January 21, 2019
ME: https://t.co/RGmbC62uDb
They believe in having people hanging off their every word and quoting them at cocktail parties. The idea that they are no longer cool terrifies them.
— Lucy (@cereta) January 21, 2019
I'm even older than Aaron Sorkin, and I can't believe he said that. The "young people" he's talking about is of course @aoc who should keep doing EXACTLY what she's doing. So brilliant and clear-thinking and joyful. Exactly what we need now. https://t.co/ndbaByXcfJ
— scripting.com (@davewiner) January 20, 2019
Just want to point out that today is the 30th anniversary of the beloved Macintosh SE/30. Small in stature but huge in performance, expansion, and overall likability. The king of the compact macs, and considered by many to be the Best Mac Ever. pic.twitter.com/V2h0vJy8hQ
— π½πΈπ²πΊ πΏππ½π (@nickpunt) January 19, 2019
All your base (are) belong to us πΎ https://t.co/brwNKJ8wrh
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) January 19, 2019
Not at all. They’d get paid.
— Andrew Schultheiss (@andyschult) January 19, 2019
What a month this week has been!
— J.R. McGrail π (@JRMcGrail) January 18, 2019
MY FEED: [has been radicalized by Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez]
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) January 18, 2019
ARIANA GRANDE: Here's my new single. It's about how being a rich queen makes you morally better than a poor loser.
MY FEED: Slay, mom! This is literally iconic!
A patron today was going on and on about how miserable this #book made her and I finally just had to remind her that she has permission to put it down. Whoever started this idea that #books are a "clean your plate club" situation ruined #reading. I believe @nancy_pearl agrees.
— HKS (@hksbks) January 18, 2019
I guess my daughter is a contrarian. I was encouraging this and she responded: “Why would I care what some random person thinks that I don’t even know. Seems super sketch.”
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) January 18, 2019
Huge win last night on Senior Night! Our girls beat Beech Groove 65-45. Great way to honor our Seniors! Alissa, Taylee, & Davi thank you for your 4 years of dedication to our program π pic.twitter.com/205dQtmdJb
— Park Tudor Girls BB (@tudor_bb) January 18, 2019
The crawl, the breaststroke, and the backstroke.
— π ππ πππππππ’ (@wilshipley) January 18, 2019
Well begun is half done. Great first lines of great novels: https://t.co/NbYnzkbrvb
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) January 17, 2019
So go ahead and “resist” all you want. But don’t pretend for a second that you are “protecting students” by undermining the need for new rules. You are not. You are protecting the ruling class of institutions committed to keeping things exactly as they are.
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) January 17, 2019
Students aren’t relevant to a panel on broken accreditation. But you know who *should* be there? The people that have tried/are trying to build something better, cheaper and more effective: @pmfreedm @burck @DesaiAshu Ben Nelson @MinervaSchools
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) January 17, 2019
Progressive Edu wants to know why this Neg Reg? Because the existing system of clubby, opaque accreditation supports a price fixing cartel. Because there are so many cheaper ways for students to acquire the Gen Ed competencies that are delivered in overpriced lecture courses.
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) January 17, 2019
‘The life-changing magic of decluttering in a post-apocalyptic world’
— Tom Gauld (@tomgauld) January 17, 2019
(a @mariekondo inspired comic I made for the New Yorker two years ago). pic.twitter.com/mL1181yNmF
MOM!!!! https://t.co/hq9dPaAUkw
— Stuart Wellington (@flophousecat) January 17, 2019
I recommended William Boyd’s Any Human Heart to a good friend, and she absolutely loved it. So now I’m recommending it to you pic.twitter.com/sWyFoHl6kV
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) January 16, 2019
I still think all the time about the time I had to do a phoner with Katy Perry from a Pret and when I told her the noise was from "my shared office space" (?) she replied "Like a WeWork?" How does she know about WeWork..........
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) January 16, 2019
It would be great if Facebook helped the open web. It's a perfect way to support journalism at all levels. Start by:
— scripting.com (@davewiner) January 15, 2019
1. Make Facebook a simple RSS reader.
2. Allow linking and basic styles in posts, titles, podcasts.
That's it. We don't need money, we need love. ❤️
It’s a testament to Carol Channing that, when I see this 97 year old woman popping up in my timeline, my brain went, “Oh she must be doing a concert or something” before it went, “Oh she must have died.” Rest in glory, Carol!
— Dan Fishback (@dangerfishback) January 15, 2019
"If the US has someone whom historians will look back on as the gravedigger of American democracy, it is Mitch McConnell." Provocative essay by major historian of Third Reich: https://t.co/zJnT8bjFnX
— Alec MacGillis (@AlecMacGillis) January 14, 2019
Hey, it didn’t “fall out of the sky.” It was because of your great writing, stellar accomplishments, and long history of terrific work. You deserve it. And you will crush it!
— Rob Long (@rcbl) January 15, 2019
That scene always brings back a flood of childhood memories. Remember when you'd get a free burger if you had an "A" on your report card?
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) January 15, 2019
You presume a lot with this analogy: that the exclusive MBA program won’t be sufficiently discerning, that students won’t notice, care or tell anyone about said content, and that employers actually care what the students at the exclusive MBA program actually study.
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) January 14, 2019
i am a professional voice ac tor
— Jared Sinclair (@jaredsinclair) January 14, 2019
no this email does not find me well!!
— Andrea Long Chu (@theorygurl) January 14, 2019
A home without books is a body without soul. Cicero
— Philosophy Muse (@PhilosophyMusee) January 14, 2019
Retweeting this every single time it comes down my timeline. https://t.co/U4Ylks7sBV
— April (@ReignOfApril) January 13, 2019
[me performing my "tight five" on "The Tonight Show"]
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) January 14, 2019
What's up, guys? Y'all having fun, having a good night? Okay, so... have you ever thought about how if Tori Spelling ran for president, her campaign memoir could be called "ExploraTORI"?
When will we have the technology to develop a podcast with male *and* female hosts
— Adrian Chen (@AdrianChen) January 14, 2019
This is just fantastic. Congratulations, @katelyn_ohashi and @uclagymnastics. pic.twitter.com/DfQW4W05gp
— Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris) January 13, 2019
This poem, always. https://t.co/U7WqsP9nmh
— licks books (@lutherxhughes) January 13, 2019
Behind every woman with an economics degree, there’s a man who read the economist once explaining things to her.
— Liz Plank (@feministabulous) January 12, 2019
When Windows XP is crashing and you drag the mouse around the screen pic.twitter.com/uM1ZvOIICc
— Brody Saint Walker (@bsaintwalker) January 13, 2019
Man if THAT’S the most insane thing he’s ever discovered, he needs to read more. Or just get out.
— Andrew Schultheiss (@andyschult) January 13, 2019
No experience is ever a waste. If one day I'm in a cafe & a kid runs in screaming, "HELP! DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO TRIGGER A LAMBDA FUNC THAT INSERTS A MSG TO AN SQS QUEUE?"Thx to those 10 mos I worked 4 free then pushed out, I will be able to stand up & say with gusto "Probably."
— Rebecca Slatkin (@RebeccaSlatkin) January 13, 2019
Recursion in the wild. https://t.co/SJGgzZMo7W
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) January 13, 2019
Evergreen tweet. https://t.co/XdNRnxZVmn
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) January 11, 2019
"This country will not be a permanently good place for any of us to live in unless we make it a reasonably good place for all of us to live in."
— Stacy Snyder (@snyderceramics) January 12, 2019
-President Teddy Roosevelt, Chicago, IL, June 17, 1912 pic.twitter.com/Dl6xUR5xwn
Neuroplasticity is the new plastic surgery
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) January 11, 2019
MARIE KONDO: "What about these ZipLoc bags of Cat-5 and USB cables under your bed?"
— Alex Fitzpatrick (@AlexJamesFitz) January 11, 2019
ME: "They spark joy."
KONDO: "But -"
ME: "THEY SPARK JOY"
Domain names should be permanently assigned at no charge for sites that are a crucial part of history of the web. https://t.co/FE2Ns2iIDr
— scripting.com (@davewiner) January 12, 2019
“Dad, did you know that Michael Jackson knew about 9/11 before it happened?” And with that, there is a one month ban on YouTube in the house.
— Ian Sohn (@IanSohn) January 11, 2019
Yup. In my experience, only 3 drugs really help cold symptoms:
— Marco Arment (@marcoarment) January 11, 2019
- acetaminophen/paracetamol (Tylenol)
- pseudoephedrine (the real Sudafed behind the counter)
- caffeine (no matter how bad you feel, don’t skip your coffee)
Nothing else is particularly useful. https://t.co/7ZN1JIhAs9
[Stares at Java class library.] Does this object spark joy.
— Paul Ford (@ftrain) January 10, 2019
I used to think academia did violence to the English language...and then I discovered corporate America.
— Rita Konaev (@RitaKonaev) January 10, 2019
This Walmart "FAMOUS CARS" spot is old fashioned, giant sized fun. pic.twitter.com/TWFpAmeOcx
— J.R. McGrail π (@JRMcGrail) January 10, 2019
Boomers: When life hands you lemons, make lemonade.
— Erin Haacker (@HydroHaacker) January 7, 2019
GenX: When life hands you lemons, create a startup to market lemon juice as a healthy, low-carb alternative to lemonade.
Millennials: Hahahaha, as if life would ever just *hand you* lemons
Is he gonna critique the Pink Floyd album?
— Andrew Schultheiss (@andyschult) January 9, 2019
Next time, order 8,675,309 more shirts.
— John Siracusa (@siracusa) January 9, 2019
Happy Third Birthday, Roy Batty! https://t.co/eHdaZSInWQ pic.twitter.com/GT7HKO3s2E
— j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ (@jwz) January 8, 2019
A quick selfie as I become Governor pic.twitter.com/Kb7vtoYurl
— Jared Polis (@jaredpolis) January 8, 2019
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