Favorite tweet from cassdull

Retweeting myself bc it’s still a fantastic piece of Internet gold. https://t.co/4XYHdtKhyt

— Cassie Dull (@cassdull) July 21, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/cassdull

July 21, 2018 at 06:15PM
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RT @cegriff3: @DouglasHAllen “Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted.” Garrison Keillor

“Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted.”
Garrison Keillor

— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) July 20, 2018

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Favorite tweet from cegriff3

“Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted.”
Garrison Keillor

— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) July 20, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/cegriff3

July 19, 2018 at 08:54PM
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You won't know what you'll need to do to get there until you know where you're going. https://t.co/WeFsZ542Gm

You won't know what you'll need to do to get there until you know where you're going.https://t.co/WeFsZ542Gm

— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) July 19, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from hotdogsladies

You should bring him a covered dish at, like, 3am.

— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) July 19, 2018

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July 19, 2018 at 07:19PM
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Favorite tweet from TheOnion

Summer Camp Hierarchy Thrown Into Chaos After Second Girl Learns How To French Braid https://t.co/wLXqSpZvoq pic.twitter.com/xNxwnsdvXA

— The Onion (@TheOnion) July 19, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/TheOnion

July 19, 2018 at 05:46PM
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RT @NovickProf: A new Munker illusion, which I call confetti. All the dots in the background are the same color (RGB 250, 219, 172) but are perceived as four different colors. The differences are subtle, though, and depend on the size of the image when it's viewed. cc @AkiyoshiKitaoka https://t.co/vT6x64LLTy

A new Munker illusion, which I call confetti. All the dots in the background are the same color (RGB 250, 219, 172) but are perceived as four different colors. The differences are subtle, though, and depend on the size of the image when it's viewed. cc @AkiyoshiKitaoka pic.twitter.com/vT6x64LLTy

— David Novick (@NovickProf) July 18, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

“Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see.” Neil Postman from The Disappearance of Childhood

“Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see.” Neil Postman from The Disappearance of Childhood

— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) July 19, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

All of the Peanuts Veterans Day strips. https://t.co/sfBltA6TlR

All of the Peanuts Veterans Day strips. https://t.co/sfBltA6TlR

— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) July 18, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from pwnallthethings

All I'm saying is the only way to settle this once and for all is to affirmatively add "Die Hard is a Christmas movie" as the 28th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution.

— Pwn All The Things (@pwnallthethings) July 16, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/pwnallthethings

July 15, 2018 at 10:31PM
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Favorite tweet from Ocasio2018

It was hard for me to leave my restaurant job. When you work long days in a hard job with thoughtful and funny people, it very much becomes a family.

These photos are from just a few months ago. I love these people a lot. My focus is to make life better for folks like these. pic.twitter.com/q8Ai3aQMCf

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@Ocasio2018) July 13, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Ocasio2018

July 13, 2018 at 10:26AM
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Favorite tweet from Joannechocolat

MASSIVE SHOUTOUT to the very old lady on the train, watching me tweeting on my phone, finally leaning forward to say: "Wouldn't you be better off with a book, my dear?"

— Joanne Harris (@Joannechocolat) July 13, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Joannechocolat

July 13, 2018 at 08:26AM
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Favorite tweet from drollison02

See ya later alligator
Rt: After’ while crocodile
Like: In a while crocodile

Trying to prove a point to my gf

— Dalton Rollison (@drollison02) July 10, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/drollison02

July 10, 2018 at 12:27PM
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Favorite tweet from DPD_

my mind... pic.twitter.com/SaSy3Mf1wW

— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) July 14, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DPD_

July 14, 2018 at 08:03AM
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Favorite tweet from _nick_gates

Will Ferrell and Mike Ditka didn’t lead the last-place Tigers to the league title for you to disrespect them like this. https://t.co/XlaQ5svjDG

— nick gates (@_nick_gates) July 12, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/_nick_gates

July 12, 2018 at 05:40PM
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Favorite tweet from Trace_Urdan

I'm very proud to say that the Twitter purge has not killed a single one of my followers. It's a finite group but clearly pure-of-heart.

— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) July 12, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Trace_Urdan

July 12, 2018 at 06:08PM
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Favorite tweet from roddreher

Am at orthodontist w/daughter, who’s being fitted for braces. Wife told me to sit w/her to talk with her & keep her calm in process.

Girl in car to me: “Dad, no deep thoughts! If you talk about the decline of culture, I’ll kill you.”

The teen years are gonna be great.

— Rod Dreher (@roddreher) July 11, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/roddreher

July 11, 2018 at 11:02AM
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Favorite tweet from Bateson

A society can be judged by how it treats the most vulnerable.

— Lynne Bateson (@Bateson) July 9, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Bateson

July 09, 2018 at 06:45PM
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“You don’t have to feel like getting something done in order to actually get it done.” https://t.co/T9sLTMkgKQ

“You don’t have to feel like getting something done in order to actually get it done.” https://t.co/T9sLTMkgKQ

— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) July 9, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from YAN0

This is my great aunt Diane. She just ran 100 meters faster than any other over-90-year-old American woman on record: 24.22 seconds! pic.twitter.com/vxcBANK1CB

— David Yanofsky (@YAN0) July 7, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/YAN0

July 07, 2018 at 02:27PM
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https://t.co/SKdPGVXE08

https://t.co/SKdPGVXE08

— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) July 6, 2018

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Favorite tweet from DouglasHAllen

“I wake up every day and I’m a Puerto Rican girl from the Bronx. Every single day.” — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) July 1, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

July 01, 2018 at 06:28AM
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Favorite tweet from Trace_Urdan

NOW you tell me... https://t.co/Se9dIG5XWZ

— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) July 5, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Trace_Urdan

July 05, 2018 at 07:35PM
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Favorite tweet from sidneighscobie

Cults in IN:
- People who live in The Region
- Kelley School of Business students
- Families w/ lake houses
- Carmel kids
- The group of hick boys that went to your H.S & drove truck
- IU basketball fans
- Ppl that go to Indiana Beach every summer https://t.co/wQlTOwLKYk

— sidneigh (@sidneighscobie) July 4, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/sidneighscobie

July 03, 2018 at 11:19PM
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Favorite tweet from michikokakutani

How Will We Know What a Supreme Court Nominee Really Thinks? by Linda Greenhouse https://t.co/MH1EzH1CzW

— Michiko Kakutani (@michikokakutani) July 6, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/michikokakutani

July 05, 2018 at 11:30PM
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RT @symmonds: Why Parents Choose Private Schools https://t.co/yPpfYiWxCN

Why Parents Choose Private Schools https://t.co/yPpfYiWxCN

— Ian Symmonds & Assoc (@symmonds) July 5, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

https://t.co/NVgPH2rTzT

https://t.co/NVgPH2rTzT

— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) July 5, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

RT @NAISnetwork: How should educators look at innovation? What does disruptive innovation look like? https://t.co/b5nVAxmpp2 @michaelbhorn #ISmag #ThursdayThoughts https://t.co/RPMdeal9nq

How should educators look at innovation? What does disruptive innovation look like? https://t.co/b5nVAxmpp2 @michaelbhorn #ISmag #ThursdayThoughts pic.twitter.com/RPMdeal9nq

— NAIS (@NAISnetwork) July 5, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from NAISnetwork

How should educators look at innovation? What does disruptive innovation look like? https://t.co/b5nVAxmpp2 @michaelbhorn #ISmag #ThursdayThoughts pic.twitter.com/RPMdeal9nq

— NAIS (@NAISnetwork) July 5, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/NAISnetwork

July 05, 2018 at 09:40AM
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Favorite tweet from mombetz

I did not realize this plane to ACK had propellers and only 9 seats. I am freaking the f*ck out

— Holly Betz (@mombetz) July 5, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/mombetz

July 05, 2018 at 10:37AM
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Favorite tweet from Ocasio2018

It seems that the GOP is so emotionally committed to keeping children in detention centers that they equate the stance of abolishing ICE with “open borders.”

Don’t let their hysteria get to you. A humane, responsible immigration system is possible. https://t.co/JOJJwraEPo

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@Ocasio2018) July 4, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Ocasio2018

July 04, 2018 at 10:33AM
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Favorite tweet from ssstageindy

Congratulations to #SSSUrinetown cast members Grace Tucker and Jamie Gause, recipients of the 2018 Ciara Arts and Science Foundation college scholarships. Thank you to the Ciara Foundation for continuing to support our students and their passion for the arts! pic.twitter.com/UGnnYJ3wPA

— Summer Stock Stage (@ssstageindy) July 3, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ssstageindy

July 03, 2018 at 12:18PM
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Favorite tweet from thetalkshow

‘Resources Up the Yang’ — new episode, with special guest @panzer:https://t.co/RFsZyiROVW

— The Talk Show (@thetalkshow) July 1, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/thetalkshow

July 01, 2018 at 07:49PM
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Favorite tweet from davewiner

I find the ending of Kill Bill very emotionally moving.

— scripting.com 🇺🇸 (@davewiner) July 1, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/davewiner

June 30, 2018 at 09:38PM
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“I wake up every day and I’m a Puerto Rican girl from the Bronx. Every single day.” — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

“I wake up every day and I’m a Puerto Rican girl from the Bronx. Every single day.” — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) July 1, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from NPR

We deleted this tweet due to the use of the incorrect Spanish phrase to say "the year of the woman." The phrase is "el año de la mujer." pic.twitter.com/91aLahQ24Y

— NPR (@NPR) June 30, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/NPR

June 30, 2018 at 04:21PM
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Favorite tweet from cassdull

Oh those were painful times 😣 Soo thankful to have ⁦@Finalsite⁩ in my life now! pic.twitter.com/9bjCtfEvkk

— Cassie Dull (@cassdull) June 29, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/cassdull

June 29, 2018 at 06:06PM
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Favorite tweet from flophousecat

Heard @johnroderick in the airport so I guess I’m in Seattle

— Stuart Wellington (@flophousecat) June 29, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/flophousecat

June 29, 2018 at 05:26PM
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Favorite tweet from nic_pitic

This morning, in full motorcycle suit, a nice gay couple followed me.
- I have a question about this pin…
He was pointing my @atpfm pin
- Yes?
- Does it stand for “ A Trans Pride”?
They where both smiling, I didn’t have the heart to contradict them, so I said “Yes, yes it is”.😊

— Nic Pitic (@nic_pitic) June 28, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/nic_pitic

June 28, 2018 at 06:19PM
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Favorite tweet from michaelbhorn

Fascinating new study that shows how CEOs spend their time- all 24 hours of it. https://t.co/06fJ2KdBAM

— Michael B. Horn (@michaelbhorn) June 29, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/michaelbhorn

June 29, 2018 at 06:19AM
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Favorite tweet from repjohnlewis

Do not get lost in a sea of despair. Be hopeful, be optimistic. Our struggle is not the struggle of a day, a week, a month, or a year, it is the struggle of a lifetime. Never, ever be afraid to make some noise and get in good trouble, necessary trouble. #goodtrouble

— John Lewis (@repjohnlewis) June 27, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/repjohnlewis

June 27, 2018 at 11:15AM
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Favorite tweet from Nancy_Pearl

I want a grilled velveta sandwich and chocolate milk https://t.co/BmZCHfwkos

— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) June 27, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Nancy_Pearl

June 27, 2018 at 05:56PM
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Favorite tweet from ericcarle

89 today! pic.twitter.com/5ALG7HizzS

— eric carle (@ericcarle) June 25, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ericcarle

June 25, 2018 at 01:38PM
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Favorite tweet from davewiner

2/2 emergency. Had this been an actual emergency, you would have been instructed where to turn, in your area, for news and official information. This is only a test.

— scripting.com (@davewiner) June 26, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/davewiner

June 26, 2018 at 12:15PM
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Favorite tweet from openculture

Mozart’s Diary Where He Composed His Final Masterpieces Is Now Digitized and Available Online https://t.co/iYA42t5zGe pic.twitter.com/EiZbYrduNi

— Open Culture (@openculture) June 24, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/openculture

June 24, 2018 at 02:51AM
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Favorite tweet from siracusa

😢 https://t.co/xFul9l5AwG

— John Siracusa (@siracusa) June 23, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/siracusa

June 23, 2018 at 10:22AM
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Favorite tweet from dougwebberecon

One of my absolute favorite things:

After a PhD student finishes their dissertation defense and the committee discusses while the student is outside the room.

I love opening the door to bring the student back in and simply saying "Doctor".

17 times and counting.

— Douglas Webber (@dougwebberecon) June 18, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/dougwebberecon

June 18, 2018 at 02:45PM
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Favorite tweet from roddreher

Lost in a dreamy botanical garden in the Azores. I think I’m going to find Tom Bombadil’s cottage any minute. pic.twitter.com/l15bg7vMHo

— Rod Dreher (@roddreher) June 17, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/roddreher

June 17, 2018 at 07:45AM
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Favorite tweet from JulianFlei

Saratoga Springs is like Provincetown for straight people.

— Julian Fleisher (@JulianFlei) June 17, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/JulianFlei

June 17, 2018 at 12:20AM
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RT @triketora: remember when you wanted what you have now

remember when you wanted what you have now

— Tracy Chou 👩🏻‍💻 (@triketora) June 14, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from TheOnion

Video Gamer In Movie Going For The High Score https://t.co/G8g2VTliq3 pic.twitter.com/fCBdTq55WF

— The Onion (@TheOnion) June 11, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/TheOnion

June 11, 2018 at 11:40AM
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Favorite tweet from BrukDiana

Omg. pic.twitter.com/oeRO4FBVmt

— Diana (@BrukDiana) June 11, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/BrukDiana

June 11, 2018 at 09:59AM
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Favorite tweet from MatthewHeimer

Disappointed. I was really rooting for 'blockchain.' https://t.co/on8AxRQ8N9

— Matt Heimer (@MatthewHeimer) June 11, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/MatthewHeimer

June 11, 2018 at 10:16AM
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Maybe the best third grade report card ever. https://t.co/zFMIKdCPnI

Maybe the best third grade report card ever. https://t.co/zFMIKdCPnI

— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) June 11, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

RT @AustenAllred: A code bootcamp founder called me a couple days ago asking how Lambda School has such a diverse student body. “You have folks from all walks of life, we end up always training rich kids.” Step one: don’t charge $18,000 in upfront non-refundable tuition

A code bootcamp founder called me a couple days ago asking how Lambda School has such a diverse student body. “You have folks from all walks of life, we end up always training rich kids.”

Step one: don’t charge $18,000 in upfront non-refundable tuition

— Austen Allred (@AustenAllred) June 8, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

RT @JamesMartinSJ: From the Catechism (2283): "We should not despair of the eternal salvation of persons who have taken their own lives. By ways known to him alone, God can provide the opportunity for salutary repentance. The Church prays for persons who have taken their own lives."

From the Catechism (2283): "We should not despair of the eternal salvation of persons who have taken their own lives. By ways known to him alone, God can provide the opportunity for salutary repentance. The Church prays for persons who have taken their own lives."

— James Martin, SJ (@JamesMartinSJ) June 9, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from jckarter

Is it OK to ask a woman or POC at a tech conference whether they're an engineer? pic.twitter.com/TvJyqmuskT

— Joe Groff (@jckarter) June 7, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/jckarter

June 07, 2018 at 04:37PM
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Favorite tweet from siracusa

That toaster is still going strong!

— John Siracusa (@siracusa) June 9, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/siracusa

June 09, 2018 at 02:43PM
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Favorite tweet from davewiner

BTW, next year will be the 20th anniversary of RSS.

— scripting.com (@davewiner) June 10, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/davewiner

June 09, 2018 at 11:01PM
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Favorite tweet from jthalji

“We agreed to split the bill.”

“I’m not paying for the nachos.”

“You ate all the damn nachos.” pic.twitter.com/nTETurW5u5

— Jamal Thalji (@jthalji) June 9, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/jthalji

June 09, 2018 at 01:22PM
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Favorite tweet from mariofraioli

This is how you close, kids. https://t.co/Oy8ewWBoSQ

— Mario Fraioli (@mariofraioli) June 7, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/mariofraioli

June 07, 2018 at 01:30PM
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Favorite tweet from TheOnion

New Study Finds Running For 20 Minutes Each Day Could Add Years Of Soreness To Life https://t.co/zCQMpD2jgY pic.twitter.com/qGc3AAIK3b

— The Onion (@TheOnion) June 8, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/TheOnion

June 08, 2018 at 08:47AM
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Favorite tweet from PeteThePlanner

Indianapolis — the greatest place to live, unless you want to find food past 10p.

— Peter Dunn (@PeteThePlanner) June 8, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/PeteThePlanner

June 07, 2018 at 10:15PM
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RT @michaelbhorn: Important piece as digital learning increases in our schools. Let's focus on outcomes https://t.co/LQrZFuXft3

Important piece as digital learning increases in our schools. Let's focus on outcomes https://t.co/LQrZFuXft3

— Michael B. Horn (@michaelbhorn) June 8, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from TheRickWilson

Get yourself a dog who will fetch the Sunday New York Times. pic.twitter.com/Ck0m6AwrdM

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) June 3, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson

June 03, 2018 at 08:14AM
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RT @megankatenelson: Airport security guy, looking at my boarding pass: “You’re a doctor!” Me: “Well, I’m a PhD. But I can save your life with historical arguments.” Security guy: Me: “No, really.” #twitterstorians #savinglives

Airport security guy, looking at my boarding pass: “You’re a doctor!”
Me: “Well, I’m a PhD. But I can save your life with historical arguments.”
Security guy: <laughs>
Me: “No, really.”#twitterstorians #savinglives

— Megan Kate Nelson (@megankatenelson) June 3, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from Nancy_Pearl

For many reasons I’ve always wanted to be a roller derby girl, not least because I have the perfect nom de plume: The Grim Reader https://t.co/K0Y7LmTIu7

— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) June 3, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Nancy_Pearl

June 03, 2018 at 03:45AM
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Favorite tweet from pfrazee

3. “View source” is critical to an open Web.

The more code that users can read, the more code they can review and learn from.

— Paul Frazee✌️in Berlin (@pfrazee) June 2, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/pfrazee

June 02, 2018 at 04:21AM
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Favorite tweet from BiteMeTrump2016

Ran out of cigarettes last night. Had last one just before getting ready to doze. Decided not to buy a pack this morning. I’ve smoked for 45 years, starting as soon as I entered Jr. High Tried a few times to quit. Impossible. But it’s 4:30 PM now and I haven’t broken down yet. 🤞

— Donna 🌊🍩🌊 (@BiteMeTrump2016) May 31, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/BiteMeTrump2016

May 31, 2018 at 04:37PM
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Favorite tweet from Amy_Siskind

I have an Ivy League degree in economics (with a minor in mathematics) a top tier MBA in international finance and was a Wall Street executive running trading departments at the likes of Morgan Stanley before I retired at age 40. Want to go there? https://t.co/NP6Yu413K5

— Amy Siskind (@Amy_Siskind) May 29, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Amy_Siskind

May 29, 2018 at 10:19AM
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Favorite tweet from DPD_

First-day-at-new-job eve!

— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) May 28, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DPD_

May 28, 2018 at 04:52PM
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Favorite tweet from kenlevit

https://t.co/sxytMdA2CX

— Ken Levit (@kenlevit) May 28, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/kenlevit

May 28, 2018 at 01:00PM
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RT @andyRoidO: When I ran for House of Assembly in 2011, a man in my village whose support I sought showed me the manifestos of every politician and party going back to 1979. They all promised the same things I did. All vowed to solve problems I met. Villagers are wise to ask for rice.

When I ran for House of Assembly in 2011, a man in my village whose support I sought showed me the manifestos of every politician and party going back to 1979.
They all promised the same things I did.
All vowed to solve problems I met.
Villagers are wise to ask for rice.

— orwelliANDYstopia (@andyRoidO) May 28, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from Trace_Urdan

So colossally wrong-headed, it's infuriating. https://t.co/u2f6HUo4Ky

— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) May 25, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Trace_Urdan

May 25, 2018 at 11:42AM
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Favorite tweet from cultofpedagogy

The practice of using the #singlepointrubric is slowly but surely catching on. Try one for yourself and let us see it!https://t.co/m8qhro1vSv#assessment #feedback #singlepointrubric #growthmindset

— Jennifer Gonzalez (@cultofpedagogy) May 19, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/cultofpedagogy

May 19, 2018 at 06:15PM
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“Concentrate all of your thoughts upon the work at hand. The sun’s rays do not burn until brought to a focus.” Alexander Graham Bell

“Concentrate all of your thoughts upon the work at hand.  The sun’s rays do not burn until brought to a focus.” Alexander Graham Bell

— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) May 19, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from JRMcGrail

This Cello is killing it.

— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) May 19, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/JRMcGrail

May 19, 2018 at 07:57AM
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Favorite tweet from ptpanthers

New Story: Jenna Beagle Commits to Track and Cross Country at Bates College https://t.co/ZnC7q8joRw

— Park Tudor Panthers (@ptpanthers) May 17, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ptpanthers

May 17, 2018 at 01:55PM
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Favorite tweet from silvius_toda

Today a not-so-easy-to-love student whom quite honestly I have been "loving by faith" said to me, "Thanks for being so nice to me these past two years. I really appreciate it."

— Keith Toda (@silvius_toda) May 17, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/silvius_toda

May 17, 2018 at 12:50PM
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Favorite tweet from derekshoedev

A year and a half ago, almost to the day, I got fired from a customer service job. It was two weeks after my mother’s funeral. A month later, I started teaching myself programming.

An hour ago, I accepted a new job.

I’m a software developer now.

— Derek Shoemaker (@derekshoedev) May 16, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/derekshoedev

May 16, 2018 at 06:45PM
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Favorite tweet from PokeTheEdBox

This Atlantic article is well worth the time if you haven't seen it -- The 9.9 percent is the New American Aristocracy https:://https://ift.tt/2IWxTjE

— Tim Fish (@PokeTheEdBox) May 18, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/PokeTheEdBox

May 18, 2018 at 12:18PM
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Favorite tweet from RebeccaSlatkin

the three most difficult things in the universe in ascending order:

- performing open-heart surgery

- forgiving someone who doesn’t deserve forgiveness

- canceling Siri

— Rebecca Slatkin (@RebeccaSlatkin) May 18, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/RebeccaSlatkin

May 18, 2018 at 01:49AM
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Favorite tweet from jamesthomson

Kids today don’t know the joy of removing the perforated edges from dot matrix printer paper.

— James Thomson (@jamesthomson) May 17, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/jamesthomson

May 17, 2018 at 01:35PM
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RT @SteeleThoughts: Administrators need to make sure their teachers feel supported. If they don’t... not much else matters. I can assure you those teachers don’t care about “instructional leadership.”

Administrators need to make sure their teachers feel supported. If they don’t... not much else matters. I can assure you those teachers don’t care about “instructional leadership.”

— Danny Steele (@SteeleThoughts) May 17, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

RT @ImTheeBrock: I hate to cancel. I know we made plans to get together tonight but that was 2 hours ago. I was younger then, full of hope. But now I’m tired

I hate to cancel. I know we made plans to get together tonight but that was 2 hours ago. I was younger then, full of hope. But now I’m tired

— 𝔹𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜 (@ImTheeBrock) May 14, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

RT @TheMilanTooner: you haven't experienced life until you've seen Muppet outtakes https://t.co/D4b2OAgVJm

you haven't experienced life until you've seen Muppet outtakes pic.twitter.com/D4b2OAgVJm

— The MilanTooner (@TheMilanTooner) May 16, 2018

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Favorite tweet from hotdogsladies

I’m informed by my daughter that “Steven Universe” has revealed something that will require her to take off *at least* one day of school to process.

She’s agreed to roughly explain what happened, but she says she’s going to need a whiteboard.

This is gonna be good.

— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) May 15, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/hotdogsladies

May 14, 2018 at 10:14PM
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Favorite tweet from StevenStaples81

He saw 14 million possible futures and this is the only 1 where everyone wins. https://t.co/4fzXpqWjua

— Steven Tsapelas (@StevenStaples81) May 12, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/StevenStaples81

May 12, 2018 at 05:33PM
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Favorite tweet from cegriff3

The most likely scenario. @TheDemocrats better come up with a coherent message (back to FDR's New Deal coalition-building socioeconomic & muscular but righteous foreign policy), and #conservatives better stake out their ground, too – lest they both lose their souls to @POTUS. https://t.co/9vfetNFci3

— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) May 13, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/cegriff3

May 13, 2018 at 06:36PM
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RT @hashnode: "Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen." - Edward V Berard

"Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen." - Edward V Berard

— Hashnode — The Dev Community (@hashnode) May 14, 2018

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Favorite tweet from atlasobscura

A depiction of the entire Mississippi, from the Gulf of Mexico all the way up to northern Minnesota, the map stretched 11 feet long and just under three inches wide, and was meant to be wrapped around a spool and carried in a pocket. https://t.co/OSrbcFndSU

— Atlas Obscura (@atlasobscura) May 13, 2018

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May 13, 2018 at 12:03AM
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Favorite tweet from marclar8

Can not wait for the @ssstageindy shows this season! Eclipse is… https://t.co/2Q69oEuEmX

— marclar8 (@marclar8) May 13, 2018

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May 12, 2018 at 09:11PM
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Favorite tweet from Nancy_Pearl

It’s important that kids both find themselves in the pages of a book and lose themselves in the pages of a book. https://t.co/RkqOS8V2YU

— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) May 13, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Nancy_Pearl

May 12, 2018 at 08:43PM
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Favorite tweet from cegriff3

#Metacognition – which often is cloaked as #humility – has been a casualty of the rising egoism of the modern age. Gone is the sense of self as part of a larger whole, or of being bound to an objective reality beyond one's own needs. #Nietzsche over #Luther. https://t.co/zPZcwuVc72

— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) May 12, 2018

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May 12, 2018 at 07:55AM
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Favorite tweet from livlab

Don't @ me pic.twitter.com/R30yY0DEC5

— Lívia De Paula Labate (@livlab) May 9, 2018

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May 09, 2018 at 01:45PM
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Favorite tweet from jpalfrey

A great big THANK YOU to all those who helped make #PAGivingDay a huge success yesterday, surpassing 3,607 gift goal and raising $1.8 million, ensuring multiple full scholarships for kids to attend @phillipsacademy, helping us remain Need Blind and supporting excellence

— John Palfrey (@jpalfrey) May 10, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/jpalfrey

May 10, 2018 at 12:31PM
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Favorite tweet from AlbertBrooks

Breaking News: Trump to back out of Louisiana Purchase.

— Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks) May 8, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/AlbertBrooks

May 08, 2018 at 07:17PM
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Favorite tweet from ParkTudorXC

Congrats to our boys at the Marion County meet tonight! Unofficial 1600m PRs for Jaden Seymour (4:52) and Ben Clifford (4:55). Unofficial 3200m PR for Jack Button (11:21). #PTTF #GoPanthers🐾

— Park Tudor XC (@ParkTudorXC) May 10, 2018

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May 09, 2018 at 09:22PM
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RT @luxuryjeweler: God I love Yelp https://t.co/BxjGinDLCP

God I love Yelp pic.twitter.com/BxjGinDLCP

— Tiffany (@luxuryjeweler) May 8, 2018

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Favorite tweet from TechnicallyRon

Let’s play a game of MILLENNIAL MONOPOLY. The rules are simple, you start with no money, you can’t afford anything, the board is on fire for some reason and everything is your fault.

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) May 6, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/TechnicallyRon

May 06, 2018 at 05:10PM
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