.@POTUS should declare that he is not running for re-election now. Doing so will open the field for the best potential Democratic nominee and give him or her the greatest opportunity to build a constituency to win. Our country deserves a vibrant and experienced leader operating… https://t.co/zd7IRrnYmv
— Bill Ackman (@BillAckman) Apr 22, 2023
Thirteen brisk minutes of me, on the WGA strike, and on the classic three-act structure: https://t.co/Cg9D9ij2ys
— Rob Long (@rcbl) Apr 19, 2023
Newly elected Mayor of #Chicago #BrandonJohnson literally said retailers R looters. That they loot shoppers by making profits. Their type of looting shd b disrupted. In other words take what u want 👈 This one makes Bettlejuice 👀 like Mother Teresa 🫣 https://t.co/yU36HvFbAh
— 🖤🇺🇸 𝓒𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓪 🇮🇹🖤 (@CB618444) Apr 17, 2023
Wordle 660 2/6 ⬜🟦🟧⬜⬜ 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧 Mange moi
— 🇺🇦 Julian Fleisher 🇺🇦 (@JulianFlei) Apr 10, 2023
@KevinMKruse https://t.co/fuxsL9SVz0
— Jay Vane (@jaysvane) Apr 6, 2023
auditioning for The Real Parents of Prospect Park https://t.co/4HKIvwH1st
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Apr 3, 2023
How it started: How it’s going: https://t.co/KVIM3t5qFo
— Vice President Kamala Harris (@VP) Mar 31, 2023
not pro-crypto like at all, but vaguely rooting for SBF to be exonerated because “Sham Bank Man — Freed!” would be a good headline for the tabloid newspaper I run in my head
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Mar 28, 2023
omg omg omg omg I got tenure 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🧿🪬 https://t.co/sQPUxr05Lx
— Ervin Malakaj (@ervinmalakaj) Mar 27, 2023
Tossed these out but kept the dollar 💸 https://t.co/HQ1SpNNBLg
— Vanessa Sun 😷 (@vanessainstem) Mar 27, 2023
2) my mother—a huge fantasy/science fiction fan—hated trilogies (except Lord of the Rings) on principle (I don’t know what principle; she also disliked Roget’s Thesaurus) but I’m pretty sure she would have enjoyed this one as much as I did
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) Mar 24, 2023
@engineers_feed Obviously, chitty chitty bang bang https://t.co/Di50p32af4
— Amin (@aminullah) Mar 22, 2023
@engineers_feed 100% a replicator
— Brian Wahlstrom 🚀🇺🇸🇸🇪 (@wahlstrom_brian) Mar 22, 2023
@mariana057 He said that there was a sting operation so you had to call the police
— Bruce Y. Lee (@bruce_y_lee) Mar 12, 2023
@mgerrydoyle Send lawyers, guns and money
— Dull Wet Wallop (@Rulethree0three) Mar 11, 2023
@mgerrydoyle Strong overlap between tank naming jokes and @cultureshipname
— Melon Husk (@JimJ_candid) Mar 9, 2023
Realizing this may be why I put spaces around my em dashes for 25 years. Tempted to go back now.
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) Mar 9, 2023
Department of Education acronym Twitter is the best Twitter. https://t.co/nhP5Fcxwjk
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) Feb 28, 2023
I guess I kind of like math. Been working on a proof since 9am. https://t.co/MG5F4CPlUP
— Ranthony A.C. Edmonds, PhD (@RanthonyEdmonds) Feb 28, 2023
@ianmichaelstone With emphasis on the “of” apparently
— 🇺🇦 Julian Fleisher 🇺🇦 (@JulianFlei) Feb 27, 2023
In 2015, a Manchester man started graffitiing giant penises onto potholes so that the council would clear them up faster. He was nicknamed 'Wanksy'. https://t.co/OVqTIXAujX
— Fascinating (@fasc1nate) Feb 27, 2023
@ManuelaXibanya Mine looks like this please help https://t.co/McsCre8HSM
— Colin Bartolome, BS (@CPColin) Feb 26, 2023
I GOT AN ACADEMIC JOB OFFER!!! I did it!!!
— Melissa Lovitz (@MelisLov) Feb 21, 2023
@Botanicalsrock Plato’s Cave…great metaphor for the ways technology is affecting us.
— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) Feb 17, 2023
You're damned right it was. https://t.co/kZr7dGIWJ1
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) Feb 17, 2023
Big brain time 🧠🌬📖👩🏻🏫 https://t.co/hzG4a0g7ST
— Vanessa Sun 🪨👩🏻🔬 (@vanessainstem) Feb 15, 2023
Pete Buttigieg showing up in East Palestine super late and with just the BIGGEST iced coffee
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Feb 15, 2023
brb crying because Ms. Jacobs, my second grade teacher, showed up to surprise me at our monthly town hall and kept a note I wrote her over 20 years ago 😭😭 https://t.co/tHK4Y7n4KO
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) Jan 22, 2023
Last February, my advisor gave me a question that I was no where close to answering. After almost a year and starting over three times, I am proud to say, I’ve answered the question!
— Micah C. Henson (@MicahCHenson) Jan 20, 2023
A polyculture of wheat grown with walnut trees produces ~ 40% higher yields. 1 hectare of wheat/walnut mix yields the same as 1.4 hectares of each crop grown separately. This is an example of overyielding. https://t.co/5EPK5zfadb
— Sam Knowlton (@samdknowlton) Jan 20, 2023
deadass spent nearly 5 hours on this stuff so far but it just feels so nice when my brain is braining and the math is mathing https://t.co/3X6puo8bsw
— mathsimp∈ℝ³ (@ilovemathuwu) Jan 20, 2023
my kid woke me up at 6am to carefully explain to me that a thousand is ten 100's AND ALSO 100 ten's commutativity has a lot to answer for
— Jessamyn Dukes (@rhymeswspecimen) Jan 15, 2023
@roshanpateI Willing to help you out, on the condition I can hire a part time assistant as well. Their responsibilities: 1. Email, Reservations, Travel, etc. 2. Coding (build and ship new products) 3. Fundraising (pitch VCs to raise our series B) 4. Sales (Close 10m in new sales)
— Lordgiv.eth 🦇🔊 (@L0RDGIV) Jan 12, 2023
shall i compare thee to an everywhere continuous nowhere differentiable function?
— Light Ediand ✡︎ ליאורה (@lightediand) Jan 10, 2023
Man, going to the gym at the start of January sucks…
— Myles Pynchon (@MylesPynchon) Jan 9, 2023
RT @natfriedman: https://t.co/LmsEOMTu75
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) Jan 6, 2023
@robjacksonnyc And THEN what happened?
— alan miles (@mileagenyc) Jan 6, 2023
Thanks to Lawrence C. Evans for stopping by the AMS Booth at #JMM2023! Here he is with his AMS bestseller and 2023 Leroy P. Steele Prize for Mathematical Exposition winner, 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘋𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘌𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴: 2𝘯𝘥 𝘌𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯: https://t.co/x2VRFyemz9 https://t.co/DrSPTu35nj
— American Mathematical Society (@amermathsoc) Jan 5, 2023
@tvaziri ::: shuffles feet :::
— Casey Liss (@caseyliss) Dec 31, 2022
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