Dominos has been "quality checking" my pizza for the past 15 mins now. I am just imagining 4 people in lab coats staring at my pizza and scratching their chins going "is this good for Ajay"?
— Ajay Brahmakshatriya (parody (parody)) (@ajay9470) Nov 19, 2022
@howie_hua 49/60 - converted them to have common denominators (24/30 and 25/30) then found another equivalent fraction (48/60 and 50/60) and since 49 is in between 48 and 50, I came up with 49/60.
— Egohsa (uh-goose-uh) Awaah (@EAwaah) Nov 17, 2022
If you see an incorrectly-notated Christmas song used as decoration, it is your responsibility to sing it AS WRITTEN and send it to me https://t.co/Z8zIxt8WMA
— Threatening Music Notation (@ThreatNotation) Nov 15, 2022
TSA agent searching my bag asked why I brought so many books if I had an e-reader then remarked “it’s the duality of man”…
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Nov 15, 2022
@elonmusk @_hawko I worked, and still working, for large international companies and I never have seen a company restaurants that is serving food for free. Sure, the costs of a similar lunch is much lower at the company restaurant than at the supermarket and more versatile but not for free.
— Jim (@jim_helder) Nov 15, 2022
@TomFitton @elonmusk @_hawko These pretzels are making me thirsty!
— Thump (@thump5) Nov 14, 2022
@mrbrianrowe Five Easy Pieces https://t.co/F4vJe6inFD
— Monte Hayes (@hayes_monte) Nov 12, 2022
If someone sends me a screenshot I always check their battery percentage.
— World of Engineering (@engineers_feed) Nov 12, 2022
Maybe I should start sending my newsletter again...
— Clare Malone (@ClareMalone) Nov 11, 2022
very excited to say semi secretly (aka not on the official account lol) that ourfa2m2 has over 650 registrants which means I didn’t fail my job as communications chairperson hehehe 😁😁😁 a completely student organized NSF funded math conference with over 650 registrants 😍😍😍
— Vanessa Sun (@vanessainstem) Nov 11, 2022
"I've seen the needle and the damage done..." https://t.co/CTIXnNOC56
— J.R. McGrail (@JRMcGrail) Nov 8, 2022
@DouglasHAllen Yeah i mean personally i let them know I'm happy to write but i want to inform them of Capitalist Strategy in case they didn't know. Like as an undergrad i asked my TA for a letter and she was like oh no no I'm nobody lol.
— Hire Me Pls omg (ACAB) (@pwr2dppl) Nov 7, 2022
haul for my one-night overnight trip upstate… can’t wait to mainly look at my phone!!! https://t.co/X5pGzoKYmx
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Nov 4, 2022
Student: "Ms. Levy, is there a word for the change in acceleration over time?" Me: "You have my permission and encouragement to look it up on your phone and just shout the word at me whenever you figure out what it is." #iteachphysics
— Elissa Dunn Levy (@elissadunnlevy) Nov 4, 2022
Tulsa to NYC LGA direct baby!! https://t.co/T53Ve8FPj8
— Ken Levit (@kenlevit) Nov 4, 2022
We bought a house in October and have already replaced the washing machine and hot water heater. Oh joy.
— J.R. McGrail (@JRMcGrail) Nov 2, 2022
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