I have not admitted a single patient to the ICU for complications from the COVID vaccine, still.
— tulsadoc (@jillbyok) Jan 31, 2022
@mathyawp I wonder if the English teachers told their students to only write poems that they’ve read before.
— Jay Cummings (@LongFormMath) Jan 31, 2022
Find someone to believe in you the way academics believe that higher spending on instruction yields better student outcomes.
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) Jan 31, 2022
Nice, my proof works for every integer that is equal to its square.
— ΓzgΓΌr Esentepe (@ozguresentepe) Jan 31, 2022
Not sure which is worse: people's desire to censor views they don't like. Or their determination to force people they don't like to accept their views.
— Robert Pondiscio (@rpondiscio) Jan 30, 2022
@kennybauf @paulfain @CharlieEatonPhD UoP is so large that including that single data point could unravel your nice, neat R-squared.
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) Jan 29, 2022
@kennybauf @paulfain @CharlieEatonPhD The California community college system where the cost of attendance is nearly zero, completion rates are well below almost all FP schools. It is quite easy to boost completion by restricting who enrolls. That is a fairly facile point.
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) Jan 29, 2022
@kennybauf @paulfain @CharlieEatonPhD So fine, I’ll engage in good faith. The study you reference simply demonstrates the fairly obvious point that the larger you grow, the lower your completion rates are going to be. This is equally true of non-profit and public institutions.
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) Jan 29, 2022
Whenever you're called on to make up your mind,
and you're hampered by not having any,RT @MelissaOng69420: she died doing what she loved - the absolute bare minimum
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) Jan 29, 2022
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛π©⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛π©⬛ ⬛π©π©π©⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Life finds a way.
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) Jan 29, 2022
8yo made a very detailed menu for her birthday today. Doing our best to meet her requests. https://t.co/gRMGiC9DaP
— Drew Lewis (@siwelwerd) Jan 29, 2022
Nothing sums up Brooklyn better than this sign on a bodega’s sandwich counter https://t.co/fGQb7dwBDy
— Rach, Esq. (@thebgcomplex) Jan 29, 2022
What a happy day ❤️π✨π https://t.co/XlScnr0qvB
— Vanessa Sun (@vanessainstem) Jan 28, 2022
@AdamHDomby Never buy another snow boot https://t.co/NI0OWGLNBX
— J.R. McGrail π (@JRMcGrail) Jan 29, 2022
https://t.co/Ilwbk8orQ7
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Jan 29, 2022
First failure on Wordle today. I will be making no further statement on the matter and would ask that my privacy will be respected at this very difficult time. Wordle 223 X/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛π¨π¨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛π©⬛π¨ ⬛⬛π©π¨⬛ ⬛π©π©⬛π© π©π©π©⬛π©
— Tyler Roney (@TylerJRoney) Jan 28, 2022
Lightning in a bottle. https://t.co/XQPM0sjArb
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) Jan 29, 2022
Waiting to have coffee with @Mdtower14 after he finishes up a call which means I am in high danger of getting myself into trouble on Twitter-dot-com. https://t.co/7ujv6P7J9d
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) Jan 28, 2022
PhD program interview today π© https://t.co/oNYYeWNCjX
— Vanessa Sun (@vanessainstem) Jan 28, 2022
@MilesTaylorUSA https://t.co/nm1fIguykw
— Not the Worst Kevin (@KJBartolotta) Jan 27, 2022
⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ Not wordle, just a zoom class.
— Dr. Ji Y. Son (@cogscimom) Jan 26, 2022
RT @coL_Amazonian: Law and Order: Boston https://t.co/rc9uwvCZ7B
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) Jan 27, 2022
The guy who created Wordle could basically hold half the world hostage right now.
— Harry Thomas (@DrHarryThomas) Jan 26, 2022
Anyone else like me, triple vaxxed and never got Delta or Omicron? (*yet π€)
— Dr. Victoria Dooley (@DrDooleyMD) Jan 26, 2022
Hey @SeattleSPU these overflowing trash/recycle bins on the Burke-Gilman between 25th & Pend Oreille haven’t been picked up for more than a week. Since your automated system wasn’t AT ALL helpful, I resorted to Twitter. https://t.co/7CJCX68BUv
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) Jan 27, 2022
I want to thank #wordle for forcing good boundaries by only being available once a day.
— Rachel Thee-in-pray-oon, MD, MSCS (@RThienprayoon) Jan 25, 2022
A wooden robot for @tomgauld https://t.co/AZBrzz3bPt
— slowtiger (@slowtiger) Jan 26, 2022
@BObscura Couldn’t help noticing Theophilus North below the Nabokov shelf - I loved that novel
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) Jan 26, 2022
It’s very anticlimactic to get grad school acceptance emails because there’s no buildup with opening a college portal and you’re not expecting anything when you open your email… but wanted to share my good news about getting another acceptance!! ππ₯³π
— Vanessa Sun (@vanessainstem) Jan 25, 2022
I do not like high stakes exams I do not like them Sam-I-Am
— Drew Lewis (@siwelwerd) Jan 25, 2022
@KTJanePA Nice! As God is my witness, someday the word will be STARE, and I will win it on the first try
— Ed (the mask goes over your nose) the Majestic (@EdtheMajestic) Jan 25, 2022
I’m five guesses in and I think it’s really sad that wordle has a bug where it’s not a real word and nobody can solve it today
— Justin “Hoops” McElroy (@JustinMcElroy) Jan 24, 2022
My dissertation next to my father’s. https://t.co/psonwEy2K5
— Ali Jalali, PhD (@ali_jalali_) Jan 22, 2022
This is a mind-expander: A videographer who rigged his time-lapse camera rig to keep the SKY stationary as the EARTH rotates. https://t.co/ESMyqrByx3 https://t.co/MpumgEq2xS
— David Pogue (@Pogue) Jan 23, 2022
@DouglasHAllen Oh this is not about me!!!
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Jan 23, 2022
RT @LLcoolscharf: Duolingo watching me do the wordle every day https://t.co/GyGpDZcFkl
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) Jan 23, 2022
@heyseyler1 @arod_ai True but I want everyone to know I got it in two after getting nothing in the first line. Wordle 218 2/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ π©π©π©π©π©
— Gailπ³πΏ (@GailCCallaghan) Jan 23, 2022
πΎ https://t.co/YeegJte77B
— Aman Brar (@amandbrar) Jan 22, 2022
π https://t.co/K3BLyRZtqV
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Jan 22, 2022
@cabel In Ireland we have two types of butter too. There’s Kerrygold and there’s “sorry, this is all they had”
— Ben McCarthy (@BenRiceM) Jan 22, 2022
How it started / how it’s going https://t.co/oY34n3nmf0
— Guilherme Rambo (@_inside) Jan 21, 2022
@chopracfpb @CFPB What about the government that extends predatory GradPLUS and ParentPLUS loans to students and families? Will those practices be scrutinized? (Asking for a friend.)
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) Jan 21, 2022
Me when I meet new people: https://t.co/3qlD4CoNxq
— The Theater Lovers (@theater_lovers) Jan 20, 2022
People say math is abstract and useless - but math is everywhere. Every time you compute the discriminant of a number field, you're doing math!
— Compactified π Sarah | Defund the Police (@SC_Griffith) Jan 20, 2022
My third AMS Notices article is out! Reflections on running an REU (with an eye towards equity): https://t.co/M8w36jJbe1 @5iddhi and I wrote about our experiences organizing an REU together last summer. We hope others will find our reflections helpful in their own work!
— Dr. Marissa Kawehi Loving (@MarissaKawehi) Jan 20, 2022
Got accepted to MIT today for graduate school ❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/V9jMKTUyer
— Vanessa Sun (@vanessainstem) Jan 21, 2022
Gonna need an updated bucket list. https://t.co/T5NcesPNcS
— Brian King (@bkbkbk) Jan 21, 2022
Now give being poor a try https://t.co/yQv3sfoaaW
— Jody Rosen (@jodyrosen) Jan 19, 2022
Prediction: when Apple finally introduces their AR/VR product, they will not use the word "metaverse" once.
— Cabel (@cabel) Jan 19, 2022
Read this by @Trace_Urdan. The pandemic fundamentally changed the way people work. The same is true for how we learn across our lifetime. A lot is going to happen in the next several years. Will there be bumps? Absolutely. There will also be transformational changes. Early days. https://t.co/GnQYQtgjqH
— Matt Johnson (@MattJohnson1227) Jan 19, 2022
RT @MBarany: "files, you're so empty you don't have a display name, pathetic" https://t.co/M8CUJGQw3c
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) Jan 19, 2022
This is a really important evolution in education, and schools ignore it at their peril. Secondary schools can say this won’t effect them, but they’re wrong. Anyone who plans to be teaching in 5+ years should be paying attention. Full disclosure: Trace is my friend. https://t.co/e5oRj7zDXN
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) Jan 19, 2022
Pull up a chair, folks. Harriot spells it out and breaks it down for you… https://t.co/BJPL2t6ZwG
— Julian Fleisher (@JulianFlei) Jan 19, 2022
Crypto is blood money for the environment.
— J.R. McGrail π (@JRMcGrail) Jan 18, 2022
@faceofdoomness @The_Ada_Rhodes “Sun’s goin down, big guy”
— Ada Powers (@mspowahs) Jan 18, 2022
https://t.co/OJRpOSPWvx
— Threatening Music Notation (@ThreatNotation) Jan 18, 2022
I have a lot to do today so I'm going to use the modified pomodoro method of working for 5 minutes followed by a 25 minute break. I don't see anything wrong with this plan.
— Michael Kinyon (@ProfKinyon) Jan 17, 2022
@Chris_Grosse https://t.co/lB1noj5NaN
— J.R. McGrail π (@JRMcGrail) Jan 16, 2022
I’m so excited to announce that after learning Swift online 3 years ago, quitting my job 1 year ago, and starting my own business… I’ve now accepted my dream job as Software Engineer at Appleπ(!!) https://t.co/Kc6HeXn8EZ
— austin blake (building productivity apps for iOS) (@austboston) Jan 15, 2022
Sorry but if you use a statistically optimized opening word I have zero respect 4 u // Wordle 211 3/6 ⬛π¨⬛⬛⬛ π¨π¨π¨⬛π© π©π©π©π©π©
— Helen Rosner (@hels) Jan 16, 2022
Dear @Apple, As a married person what I really need is a neutral emoji that indicates a text has been read and understood without any judgement either positive or negative. If you could figure out the visual equivalent of a grunt, that would be great!
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) Jan 15, 2022
It breaks my heart to say this, but I updated my resume for the first time in 18 years and I'm exploring my opportunities outside of teaching. I have thought about switching careers in the past, but never to this degree. I am not leaving yet, but I wonder how many can relate?
— Nicholas Ferroni (@NicholasFerroni) Jan 15, 2022
How well do your students REALLY understand quadratics? This @openmiddle problem from @zmill415 will help you figure it out. https://t.co/mEqatlL4Pg #iteachmath https://t.co/RDjbdgd251
— Robert Kaplinsky (@robertkaplinsky) Jan 14, 2022
The struggle is real! π― https://t.co/2Bax5RAVyI
— TeacherGoals (@teachergoals) Jan 14, 2022
If you are ever unable to reach the hospital pharmacist, order IV Tylenol and they will show up 5 seconds later! Thx for attending my TED Talk
— 〽️ilad Sharifpour, MD (@MSharifpourMD) Jan 15, 2022
@DouglasHAllen I don’t know… she is from Oklahoma after all. π€·♂️
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) Jan 15, 2022
Wow https://t.co/1rMUnzJ6iL
— Keith Edwards (@keithedwards) Jan 14, 2022
@Insider747 @lyzl coffee...filters...i get it
— Jacob Theodore B. (@right_said_ted) Jan 14, 2022
Day Five of Covid, and I can tell you two things: 1) if this is the least bad version, thank God I avoided it till now, because omicron is kicking my ass, and 2) it might be off the Noom diet plan, but a piece of king cake does wonders for the Covid-battered soul.
— Rod Dreher (@roddreher) Jan 14, 2022
I like how the notes for my topics course are coming along so far!!! π https://t.co/jEgiJ8zM4F
— Dr. Marissa Kawehi Loving (@MarissaKawehi) Jan 14, 2022
@Trace_Urdan Rare heartwarming tweet here trace you feeling any other symptoms?
— Nathan Arnold (@nathanbarnold) Jan 13, 2022
Being a teenager can be tough. You educators that take a student aside, whether in the margin of a paper, a formal assessment, or in the hallway to comment on a particular, but less obvious strength are ⭐️. As a non-parent adult those affirmative insights can be life-changing. π
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) Jan 13, 2022
Good thread. Public schools are, in Adam Smith’s terms, a “public good” - that is, everyone benefits but the marketplace doesn’t operate in favor of their creation/maintenance. That means: don’t expect any benefits other than those that are delivered to everyone else equally. https://t.co/PIe4hQlTzc
— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) Jan 13, 2022
@ddeutsch620 @SydneyBattle Cinnamon Toast Crunch milk for the win
— Tyler (@cyberdad1988) Jan 12, 2022
prediction: this will end quietly and quickly when Amazon finds out that Girl Scouts are nothing like Boy Scouts and ‘calling out obvious injustice’ is like a badge you can get when you’re 8 https://t.co/2w1D3POuqX
— VENID A VER LA SANGRE POR LAS CALLES (@EffingBoring) Jan 12, 2022
@Jen_Jumba Oh, thank you!! You are the best
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) Jan 12, 2022
you used to be able to write a paper title like "some thoughts on spaces" or "concerning certain rings" and you'd immediately get tenure at harvard
— Polytope Sarah | Defund the Police (@SC_Griffith) Jan 12, 2022
Happiest of birthdays to @Nancy_Pearl who in the span of 90 minutes changed the course of my life to the meaningful career of librarianship. Nancy-may this year bring you health, happiness and incredible stories to read and tell. ❤️ https://t.co/K5qz5d662t
— Jennifer Jumba (@Jen_Jumba) Jan 12, 2022
I am pre-angry about how darkly lit The Batman will be.
— roxane gay (@rgay) Jan 12, 2022
Asked my kids yesterday which way they think I lean politically. 50-50 split. Success
— Daniel Buck (@MrDanielBuck) Jan 12, 2022
@quidditch424 "What is the purpose of this meeting, and why do I need to be included?" π€ https://t.co/T08oYQCTaw
— Dr. Dee Knight (@DrDeeKnight) Jan 12, 2022
Multi tasking. https://t.co/xq8iMXSTsr
— Darth Putin (@DarthPutinKGB) Jan 10, 2022
Wordle 205 5/6* ⬜⬜⬜π¨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜π¨ ⬜⬜π©π©π© ⬜⬜π©π©π© π©π©π©π©π©
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) Jan 10, 2022
Anyway this was the Lego set i did https://t.co/PZbfFTvts5
— DR. ABOLISH THE POLICE (@pwr2dppl) Jan 9, 2022
Not to be here, / Not to be anywhere, / And soon
— LarkinQuotes (@AroundHull) Jan 9, 2022
RT @RembrandtsRoom: When it’s cold you can see the song. https://t.co/Ot1LEDktPM
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) Jan 10, 2022
@ncablk2 I accept your surrender.
— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) Jan 10, 2022
Wordle 204 4/6 https://t.co/FfWZxorYxU
— DR. ABOLISH THE POLICE (@pwr2dppl) Jan 9, 2022
My main problem with dating apps is I’m pitching a product I don’t really believe in
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) Jan 8, 2022
https://t.co/2Dt6xjeOg1
— Meaningful Blingπ§ (@MeaningfulB) Jan 9, 2022
@Juggernaut125 @nwalks You might have just accidentally unearthed another of Tarantino's kinks.
— mnemonicovrload (@mnemonicovrload) Jan 9, 2022
@ozguresentepe Probably now's not the time to find out how much therapy costs
— DR. ABOLISH THE POLICE (@pwr2dppl) Jan 8, 2022
Wordle 203 3/6 https://t.co/yk7316TN7i
— DR. ABOLISH THE POLICE (@pwr2dppl) Jan 8, 2022
Actually, there is plenty of evidence. Somebody please introduce these people to Christopher Alexander's idea of pattern language: https://t.co/o98FMaZgrS https://t.co/LNfoQnmrJd
— Rod Dreher (@roddreher) Jan 8, 2022
@TheUVAFool ‘Sup Wordle 202 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛π¨ π©π©π©⬛π© π©π©π©π©π©
— Casey Liss (@caseyliss) Jan 7, 2022
I think I'm late for my JMM talks.
— Tien Chih (@TienChihMath) Jan 7, 2022
I still havent admitted a single pt to icu with covid vaccine complications. Getting a little angry. I will go meditate now. Admin gave us a subscription to headspace and pizza. Yay.
— tulsadoc (@jillbyok) Jan 7, 2022
The thing they don’t tell you, about being first gen and making six figures? That shit don’t hit the same when your whole family poor & disabled and you the bank
— Dr. Anansi Wilson JD/PhD (@blaqueerflow) Jan 7, 2022
I should probably start learning the subject I am teaching soon
— syzygay (@syzygay1) Jan 6, 2022
@howie_hua The Cantor function: you’re making progress even though you almost always seem to be in the same place.
— Stephen Penrice (@lotterdata) Jan 6, 2022
@howie_hua Solve problems: leave your x alone.
— John Colgan (@MrColganNAMS) Jan 6, 2022
@howie_hua small-angle approximation: a little sin never hurt anybody
— Anand Oza (@AnandOza) Jan 6, 2022
“Teachers have too much power.” Dude they don’t even have enough crayons
— Kate Willett (@katewillett) Jan 6, 2022
zut alors! paris has just changed the definition of a close contact to someone for whom "for every Ξ΅ > 0 there is a Ξ΄ such that |f(x)-f(y)|<Ξ΅ for all |x-y|<Ξ΄" https://t.co/PVMXdJO5oY
— Math History Facts (@MathHistFacts) Jan 4, 2022
@RJRCapital @endless_frank Tesla is Sanka before everyone just made a decaffeinated version of their coffee.
— J.R. McGrail π (@JRMcGrail) Jan 3, 2022
@StuartBlitz ‘It’s an AI powered platform to teach VCs how to become polite, fully functioning members of society. You’d be a perfect beta customer. Email?’
— Alex Macdonald (@alexfmac) Jan 3, 2022
Is my mouth supposed to feel like it's in a sauna? Re n95
— DR. ABOLISH THE POLICE (@pwr2dppl) Jan 2, 2022
Happy New Year! https://t.co/bIiXyD2g5h
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) Jan 1, 2022
ππ
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) Jan 1, 2022
You know what's really great? We told Betty White that we loved her while she was still alive.
— Paula Poundstone (@paulapoundstone) Dec 31, 2021
My favourite anecdote about Robert Redford: https://t.co/5ywkUajbE7
— Christmas Cracker (@SpearhafocA) Dec 31, 2021
If I can stay awake until midnight here in Seattle, I can start 2022 by doing the #spellingbee. That's a thought
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) Jan 1, 2022
https://t.co/r7crXZFsq7
— liva (@realchoppedliva) Jan 1, 2022
As 2021's cruel last blow proves, optimism can sometimes feel misplaced. Here's a poem less about hope than of faith in the doing, which is sometimes just what we need. "In spite of everything, you sit at your desk and begin." By @barbaracrooker: https://t.co/YHSNI1Y5Ac
— Maya C. Popa (@MayaCPopa) Jan 1, 2022
Betty White dying three weeks before she turned 100 is the final act of performer whose timing was always sharp, always unexpected, and even with the warmest of characters, always a little dangerous. No one else could live to 99 and so perfectly leave us wanting more.
— Guy Branum (@guybranum) Dec 31, 2021
π HAPPY BIRTHDAY @siracusa! π Why don’t you treat yo’ self tonight and pair a Sprite with your π₯ π! I’m so lucky to have met you, and honored to work with you. π
— Casey Liss (@caseyliss) Dec 31, 2021
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