@DPD_ Not exactly the same, but I feel a bit like I felt about Jurassic World. Lots of like "wow, dinosaurs! i missed them!... hmm, that's a weird choice. mmmmm idk about this movie. anyway, glad they made it i guess"
— Olivia Messer 🌊 (@OliviaMesser) Dec 30, 2021
There’s thousands of songs about getting your heart broken but only one about moving to the country and eating lots of peaches
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) Dec 29, 2021
I find it… interesting… that people dismissing remote learning because it doesn’t work for all kids generally don’t care that in-person education has the same problem.
— Dr. Shaw (@shawphd) Dec 29, 2021
RT @Trace_Urdan: TIL I’m the same age as Uncle Billy. 🤷♂️ https://t.co/zdvIHLtdaU
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) Dec 29, 2021
It seems easy if, and only if, you’re not learning. https://t.co/TYK0Weamfm
— Matt Salomone (@matthematician) Dec 29, 2021
If "competition" is so important to you, it's entirely possible that any "progress in mathematics" you've made is cancelled out in the long run by other people's progress you've stifled along the way.
— Max Lahn (@frontLahn) Dec 29, 2021
@infinityscarf2 2048 😭😭😭 i hated it in grad school and i still don't like it but i can't seem to stop.
— DR. ABOLISH THE POLICE (@pwr2dppl) Dec 28, 2021
Paul Erdős be like https://t.co/WUJZ0N6XiM
— Math History Facts (@MathHistFacts) Dec 28, 2021
please clap for me for negotiating my salary for the first time 🥺
— Vanessa Sun (@vanessainstem) Dec 27, 2021
@Anthony_Bonato The real question is, would advisors still steal results from their students without competition..? I'd like to people are motivated to destroy the careers of young scholars for pure, intrinsic reasons
— Nick Cahill (@Suibeom) Dec 28, 2021
@BCDreyer Star Wars; keep Yoda. :P
— Vern Faulkner (@VernFaulkner) Dec 27, 2021
@ThereWillBStars @BCDreyer Sean Young?
— Matt S (@mts312) Dec 27, 2021
@BCDreyer The Matrix (1999). Keep Carrie-Anne Moss.
— Eva Harasta (@HarastaEva) Dec 27, 2021
@BCDreyer The Blues Brothers - Keep Carrie Fisher Kermit and Gonzo have to get the band, Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem back together. Practically casts itself. https://t.co/Se1dnYLIxG
— John Davies #JohnsonOut (@daviesaplegend) Dec 27, 2021
@BCDreyer Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Keep Emma Watson.
— More Delco than Mare (@mpbbeach) Dec 27, 2021
@BCDreyer Being John Malkovich. Keep John Malkovich.
— Kelly Bucheger (@harderbop) Dec 27, 2021
My annual reminder that while Advent has ended, Christmas has only just begun. https://t.co/72NYbyzR3t
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) Dec 27, 2021
Too cold (26 degrees) & snowy (6”) this am to walk. That feeling lasted about 1/2 hour and off I went on a wintery walk of 5-1/2 miles https://t.co/6bjPJjviwq
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) Dec 26, 2021
In the Verdukian tradition, I wish you all a good Merlinpeen.
— Little Russ, Son of Big Russ, Son of Salvatore (@RPG_volley) Dec 25, 2021
Finally finished the 🎄 https://t.co/r9gtpzWeCz
— DR. ABOLISH THE POLICE (@pwr2dppl) Dec 24, 2021
@Nancy_Pearl @Starbucks It's the why the hell are you drinking tea in Seattle tax
— Katharine Weber (@katharine_weber) Dec 24, 2021
Aimee Mann has never sent me a karaoke version of “Deathly” because she knows how hard I would nail it and her career would instantly be over. I’m not even angry. Just kinda disappointed.
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) Dec 23, 2021
She really was truly scrumptious. RIP Sally Ann Howes. https://t.co/W6qbaFUUTA
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) Dec 22, 2021
@nytimes Pandoras box?
— Carol Burrows (@CarolBu73432339) Dec 19, 2021
@nytimes this is definitely going to contain an extremely racist letter addressed to the future
— The National Razor (@NtlRzr) Dec 19, 2021
In case you missed "@CBSSunday Morning”… Here’s my story on Vince Guaraldi, “A Charlie Brown Christmas,” and the creation of the classic song “Christmas Time is Here.” Featuring 3 of the original child singers from the album! (Spoiler: They sing again!) https://t.co/ckRQ7A5kwa https://t.co/DZxPtuEQly
— David Pogue (@Pogue) Dec 19, 2021
@DPD_ Would love to see it. Compare it to some of your HS stuff & chart your evolution as a writer…
— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) Dec 19, 2021
- no lies detected https://t.co/ovdxJtDDNK
— loripetty (@loripetty) Dec 18, 2021
When you dismantle the meritocracy, you don’t get equity. You get oligarchy. https://t.co/cdM0Vsu4Ts
— Robert Pondiscio (@rpondiscio) Dec 18, 2021
Nothing makes me feel more like a Rockefeller than replacing the @scotchbrite sponge in the kitchen before it falls apart in my hands.
— Benjamin Dreyer (here/not here) (@BCDreyer) Dec 18, 2021
@BDSixsmith "Maupassantian crystallization"
— Rod Dreher (@roddreher) Dec 18, 2021
I don’t think 12/2021 is 03/2020 (you are relieved I’ve now weighed in), but in case it becomes such, my early-quar behaviors I swear not to repeat are giving myself a buzzcut and personal essay writing. Both times, I learned things I’d rather not know about the shape of my head.
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Dec 19, 2021
RT @teaandrobots: every time I go to a coffee shop I think about the time last summer when I asked for a latte with oat milk and the poor lad behind the counter somehow managed to say with a straight face "sir am sorry a cannae make a latte withoot milk"
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) Dec 19, 2021
RT @sbagley: I can watch this video and understand how it is happening but then when I look away from it for more than about 5 seconds I can no longer imagine how it works. https://t.co/LJEvIKpfk0
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) Dec 18, 2021
I have peaked. No one expect anything from me ever again, thank you. https://t.co/TNp5XV3Nmf
— Dr. Noelle, mathemagician (@blkmathmagic) Dec 16, 2021
just got a calendar invite from my boss titled "quick chat - good thing" and I have never been more grateful/impressed with anyone in my life. a workplace revolutionary tbh
— ken cosgrove, accounts (sophie) (@mysteryspoons) Dec 15, 2021
Hey everybody, it’s Millie Metre! Listen to today’s @_upgradefm to meet her! 📏 https://t.co/icnaqv8dTm
— Kate Matthews (@rhl__) Dec 13, 2021
Currently thinking about Galois groups and how i want them to mean something to me and they don't.
— DR. ABOLISH THE POLICE (@pwr2dppl) Dec 12, 2021
And Liva has selected ‘The Liva Movie’ as the best movie of the year. https://t.co/8EqYiN7iWq
— liva (@realchoppedliva) Dec 10, 2021
Hey if you could spare a prayer for my 2-year-old right now, his granola bar wrapper was pulled down slightly too low and it’s unclear if a recovery from this is possible.
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) Dec 9, 2021
Number theory is a subfield of analysis because ℕ ⊆ ℝ
— Kameryn J.W. 🦄 (@KamerynJW) Dec 5, 2021
Seven days sober may not be much, but it’s a pretty big deal to me.
— Kathleen (@sweatsntopknots) Dec 4, 2021
Just submitted 7 Ph.D. applications😬
— Jake Ruotolo (@jakeruo1) Dec 4, 2021
All goes past you pretty fast. https://t.co/LlkZ4PpmmP
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) Dec 4, 2021
As a mathematician, I've been ignoring the existence of Omicron my entire life, and I'm not going to stop now.
— Aaron Meurer (@asmeurer) Dec 3, 2021
Y'all! I got my entire JMM registration refunded!!! 🤯🥳 #AMSDay https://t.co/AeHumZirxf
— Dr. Marissa Kawehi Loving (@MarissaKawehi) Dec 3, 2021
Staff are not allowed to mention the org or claim to speak for the org on their personal social media accounts. Also: Please RT this super blog post from our board chair about the upcoming gala!
— Shit Nonprofits Say (@nonprofitssay) Nov 30, 2021
How cool is this?! https://t.co/F65BAtCFNd
— Matt Murphy (@MattMurph24) Dec 3, 2021
@dchiasso @amykaycannon I’ve never actually metaphor I’ve liked
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) Dec 3, 2021
if you didn’t fail your driver’s test at least once you’re probably not hot
— “hannah” “seidlitz” (@HannahSeidlitz) Dec 3, 2021
So incredibly excited to be heading back to @NewYorker! Covering media biz, journalism and politics starting Monday. Hit me up with tips! Clare_malone@newyorker.com https://t.co/gBdGdgXsiF
— Clare Malone (@ClareMalone) Dec 2, 2021
Manuel (4.8⭐️) is driving me in my suit into Manhattan from Newark in the back of his black Cherokee while we listen to salsa music and I take in the Manhattan skyline and oh my goodness it has been a good goddamn minute.
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) Dec 2, 2021
will this year’s “toned down” holiday party feature me reciting Jodie Foster’s Golden Globe speech like I did in 2019? Well, on the one hand, I’m more sedate, I am a dad now… but on the other, I want to be seen, understood — deeply — and not so very lonely 😈
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Dec 2, 2021
FINALLY SUBMITTED MY FIRST GRAD APP 🥺✨
— Vanessa Sun (@vanessainstem) Dec 1, 2021
actually, doughnuts are topologically 𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒊𝒅 tori but y'all aren't ready for that convo apparently @ the nyt crossword
— sally (@sallycol) Dec 1, 2021
@mgoldsm Frodo was a full man who thought he was half-size But Bilbo acted like an ass Frodo left Bag End in Hobbiton with Samwise Who said that he didn't trespass Get it back, get it back Get it back to where the ring came from
— Jak (better in person) (@skarrambo) Nov 30, 2021
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