No Time to Die… more like No Time to Be a Bad Movie (I loved it)
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Oct 28, 2021
Too long. ALL the jokes fell flat. So-so action set pieces. But still, glad I saw BOND in a movie theater because it LOOKED great.
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) Oct 26, 2021
[CARRIE V/O]: Every so often, life for married women can get… a little bland. That’s when the luckiest of friends realize you only need a foursome… to spend a week becoming Spice girls. SAMANTHA: Ladies, I’ve just bought us four tickets to the planet Arrakis!
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Oct 26, 2021
@kenwheaton That would be more on brand, actually.
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) Oct 26, 2021
@JRMcGrail Hmmmmm. I don't know. He might be vaccinated while trying to pretend to be a anti-vax warrior.
— Ken Wheaton (@kenwheaton) Oct 26, 2021
If you ask a person who sells essay consulting what part of the admissions process matters, what answer do you think they'll give? https://t.co/LRxeVG6lwh
— James S Murphy (@James_S_Murphy) Oct 26, 2021
If you got to queen bee today, could you please dm me and tell me what the last word you found was? It’s interesting (to me) that everyone I’ve talked to so far had the same one. Thanks
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) Oct 22, 2021
'Hurry!' said Frog. 'We will run and catch it.' 'No!' shouted Toad. 'I cannot do that.' 'Why not?' asked Frog. 'Because,' wailed Toad, 'running after my list in not one of the things that I wrote on my list of things to do!'
— Frog and Toad Bot (@FrogandToadbot) Oct 20, 2021
Here's what we need: regional sensibility settings for Alexa. Midwest/Canada Alexa would reflexively apologize. New York Alexa would talk over you. Southern Alexa would blow sunshine at you, then eviscerate you in gossip with other Alexas in their parallel Alexa universe.
— Mike Vachow (@MikeVachow) Oct 20, 2021
Let’s hear her out https://t.co/0D0IS8XXRL
— Patrick Sullivan (@PatchNavillus) Oct 19, 2021
But really whomst among us hasn't gotten thicker and heavier since 2020 https://t.co/EEpYi9Mxa0
— Joe Groff (@jckarter) Oct 18, 2021
https://t.co/8nKEU9aWq4
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) Oct 18, 2021
Kinda feels like somebody has been listening to ATP.
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) Oct 18, 2021
Busy unfollowing people dumping on Colin Powell.
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) Oct 18, 2021
No vaccine is *that* good. https://t.co/KAvJFCCKiY
— Sarah Hutto (@huttopian) Oct 17, 2021
I’ve watched this funny golf video a good 50 times this week, and its backstory makes it even better: https://t.co/AUPt2FvE7F
— Tim Gavrich (@TimGavrich) Oct 15, 2021
Ok I’m sorry for fans of my edgy humor and trenchant insights that this has become a fan account for my daughter… but seriously just look at her! https://t.co/o5lmkjle09
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Oct 15, 2021
You have to root root root for the home team, if they don’t win it’s a shame …
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) Oct 15, 2021
This weekend, as Seders close with the familiar refrain, “Next year in Jerusalem,” we offer an additional prayer: "Next year in Provincetown."
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) Mar 26, 2021
We are saddened to share that cherished children's book author Beverly Cleary passed away yesterday, March 25, at 104 years old. https://t.co/Ifqu3Hfuxg https://t.co/BXywlKTSac
— HarperCollins (@HarperCollins) Mar 26, 2021
has anyone done this one yet https://t.co/DnoMxCot4Z
— Will Oremus (@WillOremus) Mar 26, 2021
So excited for this tomorrow! https://t.co/aJovtFRKrf
— Maureen Gassert Lamb (she/her/hers) (@latintechtools) Mar 19, 2021
His favorite stuffed animal is in my backpack https://t.co/MijzJUIfoP
— Rebecca (Slatkin) Sloane (@RebeccaSlatkin) Mar 26, 2021
NYers are just as likely to tell you to fuck off as to say good morning or have a nice day. They mean basically the same thing. It's like "namaste" -- the divinity in my being acknowledges the divinity in yours. Now fuck off. ;-)
— Dave Winer (@davewiner) Mar 26, 2021
@optshiftk @RebeccaSlatkin René Descartes over here like “rude”
— David Smith (@Catfish_Man) Mar 26, 2021
@EDoggTheRed @soledadobrien I miss Little Feat
— Peter Frampton (@peterframpton) Mar 25, 2021
How the Von Trapp children are coping with the pandemic: A THREAD https://t.co/39Dj5E4voP
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) Mar 25, 2021
this is of course currently problematic for mathematicians whose symbols have to pass through the Suez Canal 🚢📦 https://t.co/dbn3JlhFU6
— Math History Facts (@MathHistFacts) Mar 25, 2021
John’s reviews are a fantastic document of the early releases. I’ve said it before, but as an engineer on Mac OS X, my team and I would wait for them, read every word, and discuss them endlessly... https://t.co/im8OaG8dQ1
— Nitin Black Lives Matter Ganatra (@nitinganatra) Mar 24, 2021
What are the odds that crustacean pieces would somehow get into the one cereal box purchased by a comedian and podcaster who is “good at Twitter”?
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Mar 24, 2021
celebrating 25 civilized yet provocative years! https://t.co/nTFoDjpjyY
— Josh Barro (@jbarro) Mar 23, 2021
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/c1FEE0smko https://t.co/u0TucOuQ71
— The Onion (@TheOnion) Mar 23, 2021
RT @ThamKhaiMeng: This is every single New York Times front page since 1852. Observe the explosion of pictures in news https://t.co/u2GThQkhwH
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) Oct 14, 2021
Sooooo...barring anything crazy (and it's the Army, so if anything crazy can happen, it will), it appears that your thoughts/prayers/hecatombs/burnt offerings paid off, as I've been told that I have what amounts to a dream assignment You all must've done something right
— Angry Staff Officer (@pptsapper) Mar 22, 2021
Sidney Powell has moved to dismiss Dominion's defamation lawsuit. She argues that when she accused Dominion of being part of an election-rigging scheme with ties to Venezuela, "no reasonable person would conclude" those "were truly statements of fact" https://t.co/RDPD1eGvY3 https://t.co/p5zssgV5JJ
— Zoe Tillman (@ZoeTillman) Mar 22, 2021
A happy 90th birthday to actor William Shatner, perhaps best known to audiences as Alexei in The Brothers Karamazov (Richard Brooks, 1958). https://t.co/wTb08xMfcl
— Andy Miller at the Manchesterford Morgue 💀🎃👻 (@i_am_mill_i_am) Mar 22, 2021
You live someone else’s life until you find purpose. #leadership #management #LFreakquote
— Dan Rockwell (@Leadershipfreak) Mar 20, 2021
Happy Spring?
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) Mar 20, 2021
I am a cucumber with anxiety https://t.co/D1aRDPveiV
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) Oct 6, 2021
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