News to everyone since John Marshall. At least. https://t.co/kpTqNTXQej
— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) March 31, 2021
“I know, right?”
— Scott Simpson (@scottsimpson) March 29, 2021
—me pretending to have read the link I sent you
I'm excited to be presenting with @IdiomaEdu April Fools: Gamify Your Classroom With Quizlet, Gimkit, and Blooket
— Maureen Gassert Lamb (@latintechtools) March 29, 2021
April 1st at 7pm: https://t.co/TugByGalm4
similar energy pic.twitter.com/oSlmuxX953
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) March 28, 2021
I’m picking Siracusa to win the NCAA tournament.@siracusa #ncaa
— John Kordyback 🏡 🇨🇦 (@jkordyback) March 26, 2021
This weekend, as Seders close with the familiar refrain, “Next year in Jerusalem,” we offer an additional prayer: "Next year in Provincetown."
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) March 26, 2021
We are saddened to share that cherished children's book author Beverly Cleary passed away yesterday, March 25, at 104 years old. https://t.co/Ifqu3Hfuxg pic.twitter.com/BXywlKTSac
— HarperCollins (@HarperCollins) March 26, 2021
has anyone done this one yet pic.twitter.com/DnoMxCot4Z
— Will Oremus (@WillOremus) March 26, 2021
His favorite stuffed animal is in my backpack pic.twitter.com/MijzJUIfoP
— Rebecca (Slatkin) Sloane (@RebeccaSlatkin) March 26, 2021
NYers are just as likely to tell you to fuck off as to say good morning or have a nice day. They mean basically the same thing. It's like "namaste" -- the divinity in my being acknowledges the divinity in yours. Now fuck off. ;-)
— dave@scripting.com (@davewiner) March 26, 2021
René Descartes over here like “rude”
— David Smith (@Catfish_Man) March 26, 2021
Dear Screlters. You still misunderstand the genius of Barbra. It was never about the volume. It was always about the creaminess, the sense of lift, the impeccable timing and the fact that she had a catalog of timeless songs written specifically for her that you will never have.
— Julian Fleisher (@JulianFlei) March 25, 2021
I miss Little Feat
— Peter Frampton (@peterframpton) March 25, 2021
How the Von Trapp children are coping with the pandemic:
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) March 25, 2021
A THREAD https://t.co/39Dj5E4voP
this is of course currently problematic for mathematicians whose symbols have to pass through the Suez Canal 🚢📦 https://t.co/dbn3JlhFU6
— Math History Facts (@MathHistFacts) March 25, 2021
Looking forward to this: why don't you join us? https://t.co/L0JpafcPte
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) March 24, 2021
John’s reviews are a fantastic document of the early releases. I’ve said it before, but as an engineer on Mac OS X, my team and I would wait for them, read every word, and discuss them endlessly... https://t.co/im8OaG8dQ1
— Nitin Black Lives Matter Ganatra (@nitinganatra) March 24, 2021
What are the odds that crustacean pieces would somehow get into the one cereal box purchased by a comedian and podcaster who is “good at Twitter”?
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) March 24, 2021
celebrating 25 civilized yet provocative years! https://t.co/nTFoDjpjyY
— Josh Barro (@jbarro) March 23, 2021
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/c1FEE0smko pic.twitter.com/u0TucOuQ71
— The Onion (@TheOnion) March 23, 2021
Sooooo...barring anything crazy (and it's the Army, so if anything crazy can happen, it will), it appears that your thoughts/prayers/hecatombs/burnt offerings paid off, as I've been told that I have what amounts to a dream assignment
— Angry Staff Officer (@pptsapper) March 22, 2021
You all must've done something right
Sidney Powell has moved to dismiss Dominion's defamation lawsuit. She argues that when she accused Dominion of being part of an election-rigging scheme with ties to Venezuela, "no reasonable person would conclude" those "were truly statements of fact" https://t.co/RDPD1eGvY3 pic.twitter.com/p5zssgV5JJ
— Zoe Tillman (@ZoeTillman) March 22, 2021
A happy 90th birthday to actor William Shatner, perhaps best known to audiences as Alexei in The Brothers Karamazov (Richard Brooks, 1958). pic.twitter.com/wTb08xMfcl
— Andy Miller (@i_am_mill_i_am) March 22, 2021
You live someone else’s life until you find purpose.#leadership#management#LFreakquote
— Dan Rockwell (@Leadershipfreak) March 20, 2021
Happy Spring?
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) March 20, 2021
So excited for this tomorrow! https://t.co/aJovtFRKrf
— Maureen Gassert Lamb (@latintechtools) March 19, 2021
Let me put it on Twitter too cause this needs the attention pic.twitter.com/t0DWKL2YHR
— Sedona Prince (@sedonaprince_) March 19, 2021
Boston, MA pic.twitter.com/8mQG06cS4J
— essie (@dad__kapital) March 17, 2021
The best outcome would be a nonprofit serving writers, using open source software. Use another service to get paid, if that’s your goal, decouple the service from the money.
— dave@scripting.com (@davewiner) March 18, 2021
OMG. I want this. pic.twitter.com/txfTOw6BD2
— Interior Idea (@InteriorDzyn) March 16, 2021
Same people that can't imagine covid having serious side effects are obsessed with vaccine side effects
— Joe Norman (@normonics) March 16, 2021
Oh Jesus, not this stupid map https://t.co/0eJFWYRwev
— Josh Barro (@jbarro) March 14, 2021
https://t.co/EkOect8nJX pic.twitter.com/aZDQ3SH4kA
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) March 14, 2021
Me, again:https://t.co/vwOP4FLxSf
— Rob Long (@rcbl) March 14, 2021
“Have a nice day!” via /r/lego pic.twitter.com/blDKh5iW3u
— LEGO My Bacon (@LEGOmybacon) March 13, 2021
If you’re 35 and under and you believe in the power of prayer like or retweet, I’m trying see something
— Brian M. Williams (@BrianMwilliams) March 12, 2021
When a string snaps mid-performance.. 👌
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) March 13, 2021
🎻 Kristine Balanas pic.twitter.com/j9BHDwXsWz
And here I thought you were reading an AP MEH section my tweets. Enjoy!!
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) March 13, 2021
A drone operator shot a short video in a Minneapolis bowling alley to rally support for the business. It was viewed hundreds of thousands of times on social media and won high praise from Hollywood directors. https://t.co/Db5U0cacEt https://t.co/PwBItbRwNv
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) March 12, 2021
“The New Elton John: He’s given up touring and those nutty glasses — but not lasses” pic.twitter.com/WDNt1Nu5Aj
— Meredith Blake (@MeredithBlake) March 11, 2021
me: Maybe, just maybe, the only NFT we need is the city of New York... and some Friends to spill the “T”.............
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) March 12, 2021
my parents: so are you coming home for Easter or what
“Some parties?” Clearly you’re the favorite uncle.
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) March 11, 2021
Fun story: a friend bought a SUV and commuted about 50 rt miles with three coworkers. Their average weight was > 100kg. It wore out the shocks in 4 months. Dealer asked about usage and david he voided warranty - above max cargo capacity.
— steve crandall (@tingilinde) March 11, 2021
All of my fellow children of the 80’s - a moment of silence, please. https://t.co/hzWY3EshcK
— Atticus Finch (@Atticus59914029) March 11, 2021
do I actually have to tag @AndresECaicedo1 and @XenaProject or will they materialize for comment by virtue of the topic?
— Michael J Barany (@MBarany) March 11, 2021
Fight to give, not to get.
— Dan Rockwell (@Leadershipfreak) March 11, 2021
"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give." Unknown#leadership#management#LFreakquote
reminder to the girls of this page that I will soon have $ 1400
— wint (@dril) March 11, 2021
God made the world, but the Dutch made Holland. https://t.co/cTyVjd5gzm
— Rod Dreher (@roddreher) March 10, 2021
Our Vaccine Passport Future. pic.twitter.com/ifmHLxsqzQ
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) March 8, 2021
Thanks, Missy... err, Mom! https://t.co/aftoAXXTSi
— Bill & Ted 3 (@BillandTed3) March 8, 2021
Your Truly Rapping at Length About Old Macshttps://t.co/kqmhN1ro60
— Daring Fireball (@daringfireball) March 6, 2021
NFT's are kind of like that million-pixel-page project from the 90s, only you can have an infinite number of them.
— dave@scripting.com (@davewiner) March 6, 2021
“Philosophers are people who know less and less about more and more, until they know nothing about everything. Scientists are people who know more and more about less and less, until they know everything about nothing.”
— Bright Simons (@BBSimons) March 5, 2021
---- Konrad Lorenz, Austrian Zoologist & Essayist
We are so fortunate to have such a deeply capable Press Sec in Psaki. Hearing clarity, candor and preparedness is deeply comforting and inspiring.
— David Wekselbaum (@dwekselbaum) March 5, 2021
"lots of good stuff in here" is editor speak for "this sucks"
— Steadman™ (@AsteadWesley) March 5, 2021
10 clerks 60 pages each....any rule against reading the sections simultaniously?
— Dan Conners (@philsfan34) March 5, 2021
What????? Get to know Long Island, baby! https://t.co/odQU4jmT58
— Soledad O'Brien (@soledadobrien) March 5, 2021
It’s no one‘s place to tell anyone else to how to spend their money... but I say buy it.
— Joan Shields (@HomegrownJoan2) March 4, 2021
The hardcover set is something to leave to our grandchildren.
The paperback is the one to reread, let it get dog-earred, written in, and filled w/ post-its
Just made a mind-blowing discovery pic.twitter.com/aS4k2OlnUW
— Jazz Emu (@thejazzemu) March 4, 2021
"You keep using that word...I do not think it means what you think it means." pic.twitter.com/LNcZwMKSIg
— Tim Gavrich (@TimGavrich) March 4, 2021
movie theaters reopening in NY has forced me to confront the fact that going forward, I won't just be able to pop off to the movies whenever I want. This is an aspect of parenthood I hadn't considered! Good thing I have Disney Plus...
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) March 4, 2021
She is cool because she looks like Professor McGonagall!
— Breathing a Sigh of Relief (@UnhappyMariner) March 3, 2021
— Josh Barro (@jbarro) March 4, 2021
We’re live NOW! https://t.co/1j1Ro9JGoL
— Accidental Tech Podcast (@atpfm) March 4, 2021
We’ll sell tickets as NFTs as soon as we figure out what that means.
I mean, “built for him” is an easy find, so I think it’s intentional
— Carter Roberts (@dongalus) March 1, 2021
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