Favorite tweet from cegriff3

News to everyone since John Marshall. At least. https://t.co/kpTqNTXQej

— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) March 31, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/cegriff3

March 31, 2021 at 01:20PM
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"That's the problem with so many of these young guys, they think it's all attitude. But it's got to have jokes under this weird persona, under your crazy glasses, under your crazy voice. Whatever gimmick you have. Henny Youngman has to have something to do with it," Chris Rock said. To which Seinfeld added: "You can put all kind of furniture, but you have to have steel in the walls." 

Favorite tweet from scottsimpson

“I know, right?”

—me pretending to have read the link I sent you

— Scott Simpson (@scottsimpson) March 29, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/scottsimpson

March 29, 2021 at 01:20PM
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Favorite tweet from latintechtools

I'm excited to be presenting with @IdiomaEdu April Fools: Gamify Your Classroom With Quizlet, Gimkit, and Blooket
April 1st at 7pm: https://t.co/TugByGalm4

— Maureen Gassert Lamb (@latintechtools) March 29, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/latintechtools

March 29, 2021 at 12:56PM
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Favorite tweet from DPD_

similar energy pic.twitter.com/oSlmuxX953

— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) March 28, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DPD_

March 28, 2021 at 07:36PM
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Favorite tweet from jkordyback

I’m picking Siracusa to win the NCAA tournament.@siracusa #ncaa

— John Kordyback 🏡 🇨🇦 (@jkordyback) March 26, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/jkordyback

March 26, 2021 at 07:24PM
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Favorite tweet from JRMcGrail

This weekend, as Seders close with the familiar refrain, “Next year in Jerusalem,” we offer an additional prayer: "Next year in Provincetown."

— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) March 26, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/JRMcGrail

March 26, 2021 at 05:05PM
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Favorite tweet from HarperCollins

We are saddened to share that cherished children's book author Beverly Cleary passed away yesterday, March 25, at 104 years old. https://t.co/Ifqu3Hfuxg pic.twitter.com/BXywlKTSac

— HarperCollins (@HarperCollins) March 26, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/HarperCollins

March 26, 2021 at 05:04PM
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Favorite tweet from WillOremus

has anyone done this one yet pic.twitter.com/DnoMxCot4Z

— Will Oremus (@WillOremus) March 26, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/WillOremus

March 26, 2021 at 03:52PM
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Favorite tweet from RebeccaSlatkin

His favorite stuffed animal is in my backpack pic.twitter.com/MijzJUIfoP

— Rebecca (Slatkin) Sloane (@RebeccaSlatkin) March 26, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/RebeccaSlatkin

March 26, 2021 at 02:47PM
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Favorite tweet from davewiner

NYers are just as likely to tell you to fuck off as to say good morning or have a nice day. They mean basically the same thing. It's like "namaste" -- the divinity in my being acknowledges the divinity in yours. Now fuck off. ;-)

— dave@scripting.com (@davewiner) March 26, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/davewiner

March 26, 2021 at 01:14PM
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Favorite tweet from Catfish_Man

René Descartes over here like “rude”

— David Smith (@Catfish_Man) March 26, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Catfish_Man

March 26, 2021 at 12:13PM
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Favorite tweet from JulianFlei

Dear Screlters. You still misunderstand the genius of Barbra. It was never about the volume. It was always about the creaminess, the sense of lift, the impeccable timing and the fact that she had a catalog of timeless songs written specifically for her that you will never have.

— Julian Fleisher (@JulianFlei) March 25, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/JulianFlei

March 25, 2021 at 07:00PM
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Favorite tweet from peterframpton

I miss Little Feat

— Peter Frampton (@peterframpton) March 25, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/peterframpton

March 25, 2021 at 04:46PM
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Favorite tweet from JRMcGrail

How the Von Trapp children are coping with the pandemic:

A THREAD https://t.co/39Dj5E4voP

— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) March 25, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/JRMcGrail

March 25, 2021 at 02:56PM
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Favorite tweet from MathHistFacts

this is of course currently problematic for mathematicians whose symbols have to pass through the Suez Canal 🚢📦 https://t.co/dbn3JlhFU6

— Math History Facts (@MathHistFacts) March 25, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/MathHistFacts

March 25, 2021 at 02:10PM
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Favorite tweet from Nancy_Pearl

Looking forward to this: why don't you join us? https://t.co/L0JpafcPte

— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) March 24, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Nancy_Pearl

March 24, 2021 at 07:34PM
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Favorite tweet from nitinganatra

John’s reviews are a fantastic document of the early releases. I’ve said it before, but as an engineer on Mac OS X, my team and I would wait for them, read every word, and discuss them endlessly... https://t.co/im8OaG8dQ1

— Nitin Black Lives Matter Ganatra (@nitinganatra) March 24, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/nitinganatra

March 24, 2021 at 02:29PM
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Favorite tweet from DPD_

What are the odds that crustacean pieces would somehow get into the one cereal box purchased by a comedian and podcaster who is “good at Twitter”?

— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) March 24, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DPD_

March 24, 2021 at 07:00AM
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Favorite tweet from jbarro

celebrating 25 civilized yet provocative years! https://t.co/nTFoDjpjyY

— Josh Barro (@jbarro) March 23, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/jbarro

March 23, 2021 at 11:52AM
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Favorite tweet from TheOnion

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/c1FEE0smko pic.twitter.com/u0TucOuQ71

— The Onion (@TheOnion) March 23, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/TheOnion

March 23, 2021 at 10:48AM
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Favorite tweet from pptsapper

Sooooo...barring anything crazy (and it's the Army, so if anything crazy can happen, it will), it appears that your thoughts/prayers/hecatombs/burnt offerings paid off, as I've been told that I have what amounts to a dream assignment

You all must've done something right

— Angry Staff Officer (@pptsapper) March 22, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/pptsapper

March 22, 2021 at 06:11PM
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Favorite tweet from ZoeTillman

Sidney Powell has moved to dismiss Dominion's defamation lawsuit. She argues that when she accused Dominion of being part of an election-rigging scheme with ties to Venezuela, "no reasonable person would conclude" those "were truly statements of fact" https://t.co/RDPD1eGvY3 pic.twitter.com/p5zssgV5JJ

— Zoe Tillman (@ZoeTillman) March 22, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ZoeTillman

March 22, 2021 at 04:49PM
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Favorite tweet from i_am_mill_i_am

A happy 90th birthday to actor William Shatner, perhaps best known to audiences as Alexei in The Brothers Karamazov (Richard Brooks, 1958). pic.twitter.com/wTb08xMfcl

— Andy Miller (@i_am_mill_i_am) March 22, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/i_am_mill_i_am

March 22, 2021 at 05:30AM
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Favorite tweet from Leadershipfreak

You live someone else’s life until you find purpose.#leadership#management#LFreakquote

— Dan Rockwell (@Leadershipfreak) March 20, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Leadershipfreak

March 20, 2021 at 08:00AM
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Favorite tweet from JRMcGrail

Happy Spring?

— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) March 20, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/JRMcGrail

March 20, 2021 at 06:52AM
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Favorite tweet from latintechtools

So excited for this tomorrow! https://t.co/aJovtFRKrf

— Maureen Gassert Lamb (@latintechtools) March 19, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/latintechtools

March 19, 2021 at 03:38PM
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Favorite tweet from sedonaprince_

Let me put it on Twitter too cause this needs the attention pic.twitter.com/t0DWKL2YHR

— Sedona Prince (@sedonaprince_) March 19, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/sedonaprince_

March 18, 2021 at 10:26PM
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Favorite tweet from dad__kapital

Boston, MA pic.twitter.com/8mQG06cS4J

— essie (@dad__kapital) March 17, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/dad__kapital

March 17, 2021 at 04:42PM
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Favorite tweet from davewiner

The best outcome would be a nonprofit serving writers, using open source software. Use another service to get paid, if that’s your goal, decouple the service from the money.

— dave@scripting.com (@davewiner) March 18, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/davewiner

March 18, 2021 at 07:11AM
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Favorite tweet from InteriorDzyn

OMG. I want this. pic.twitter.com/txfTOw6BD2

— Interior Idea (@InteriorDzyn) March 16, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/InteriorDzyn

March 16, 2021 at 10:53AM
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Favorite tweet from normonics

Same people that can't imagine covid having serious side effects are obsessed with vaccine side effects

— Joe Norman (@normonics) March 16, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/normonics

March 16, 2021 at 08:37AM
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Favorite tweet from jbarro

Oh Jesus, not this stupid map https://t.co/0eJFWYRwev

— Josh Barro (@jbarro) March 14, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/jbarro

March 14, 2021 at 02:48AM
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Favorite tweet from hotdogsladies

https://t.co/EkOect8nJX pic.twitter.com/aZDQ3SH4kA

— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) March 14, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/hotdogsladies

March 14, 2021 at 02:35AM
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Favorite tweet from rcbl

Me, again:https://t.co/vwOP4FLxSf

— Rob Long (@rcbl) March 14, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/rcbl

March 14, 2021 at 01:45AM
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Favorite tweet from LEGOmybacon

“Have a nice day!” via /r/lego pic.twitter.com/blDKh5iW3u

— LEGO My Bacon (@LEGOmybacon) March 13, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/LEGOmybacon

March 13, 2021 at 05:42PM
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Favorite tweet from BrianMwilliams

If you’re 35 and under and you believe in the power of prayer like or retweet, I’m trying see something

— Brian M. Williams (@BrianMwilliams) March 12, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/BrianMwilliams

March 12, 2021 at 05:15PM
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Favorite tweet from buitengebieden_

When a string snaps mid-performance.. 👌

🎻 Kristine Balanas pic.twitter.com/j9BHDwXsWz

— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) March 13, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/buitengebieden_

March 13, 2021 at 02:53AM
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Favorite tweet from DPD_

And here I thought you were reading an AP MEH section my tweets. Enjoy!!

— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) March 13, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DPD_

March 13, 2021 at 09:18AM
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Favorite tweet from JRMcGrail

A drone operator shot a short video in a Minneapolis bowling alley to rally support for the business. It was viewed hundreds of thousands of times on social media and won high praise from Hollywood directors. https://t.co/Db5U0cacEt https://t.co/PwBItbRwNv

— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) March 12, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/JRMcGrail

March 12, 2021 at 04:34AM
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Favorite tweet from MeredithBlake

“The New Elton John: He’s given up touring and those nutty glasses — but not lasses” pic.twitter.com/WDNt1Nu5Aj

— Meredith Blake (@MeredithBlake) March 11, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/MeredithBlake

March 11, 2021 at 10:26AM
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Favorite tweet from DPD_

me: Maybe, just maybe, the only NFT we need is the city of New York... and some Friends to spill the “T”.............

my parents: so are you coming home for Easter or what

— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) March 12, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DPD_

March 12, 2021 at 07:27AM
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Favorite tweet from Trace_Urdan

“Some parties?” Clearly you’re the favorite uncle.

— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) March 11, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Trace_Urdan

March 11, 2021 at 08:19AM
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Favorite tweet from tingilinde

Fun story: a friend bought a SUV and commuted about 50 rt miles with three coworkers. Their average weight was > 100kg. It wore out the shocks in 4 months. Dealer asked about usage and david he voided warranty - above max cargo capacity.

— steve crandall (@tingilinde) March 11, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/tingilinde

March 11, 2021 at 07:54AM
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Favorite tweet from Atticus59914029

All of my fellow children of the 80’s - a moment of silence, please. https://t.co/hzWY3EshcK

— Atticus Finch (@Atticus59914029) March 11, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Atticus59914029

March 11, 2021 at 07:49AM
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Favorite tweet from MBarany

do I actually have to tag @AndresECaicedo1 and @XenaProject or will they materialize for comment by virtue of the topic?

— Michael J Barany (@MBarany) March 11, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/MBarany

March 10, 2021 at 09:14PM
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Favorite tweet from Leadershipfreak

Fight to give, not to get.

"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give." Unknown#leadership#management#LFreakquote

— Dan Rockwell (@Leadershipfreak) March 11, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Leadershipfreak

March 10, 2021 at 08:06PM
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Favorite tweet from dril

reminder to the girls of this page that I will soon have $ 1400

— wint (@dril) March 11, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/dril

March 10, 2021 at 07:53PM
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Favorite tweet from roddreher

God made the world, but the Dutch made Holland. https://t.co/cTyVjd5gzm

— Rod Dreher (@roddreher) March 10, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/roddreher

March 10, 2021 at 04:47PM
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Favorite tweet from JRMcGrail

Our Vaccine Passport Future. pic.twitter.com/ifmHLxsqzQ

— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) March 8, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/JRMcGrail

March 08, 2021 at 11:56AM
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Favorite tweet from BillandTed3

Thanks, Missy... err, Mom! https://t.co/aftoAXXTSi

— Bill & Ted 3 (@BillandTed3) March 8, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/BillandTed3

March 07, 2021 at 07:02PM
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Favorite tweet from daringfireball

Your Truly Rapping at Length About Old Macshttps://t.co/kqmhN1ro60

— Daring Fireball (@daringfireball) March 6, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/daringfireball

March 06, 2021 at 12:25PM
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Favorite tweet from davewiner

NFT's are kind of like that million-pixel-page project from the 90s, only you can have an infinite number of them.

— dave@scripting.com (@davewiner) March 6, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/davewiner

March 06, 2021 at 11:50AM
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Favorite tweet from BBSimons

“Philosophers are people who know less and less about more and more, until they know nothing about everything. Scientists are people who know more and more about less and less, until they know everything about nothing.”
---- Konrad Lorenz, Austrian Zoologist & Essayist

— Bright Simons (@BBSimons) March 5, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/BBSimons

March 05, 2021 at 05:18PM
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Favorite tweet from dwekselbaum

We are so fortunate to have such a deeply capable Press Sec in Psaki. Hearing clarity, candor and preparedness is deeply comforting and inspiring.

— David Wekselbaum (@dwekselbaum) March 5, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/dwekselbaum

March 05, 2021 at 04:03PM
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Favorite tweet from AsteadWesley

"lots of good stuff in here" is editor speak for "this sucks"

— Steadman™ (@AsteadWesley) March 5, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/AsteadWesley

March 05, 2021 at 03:18PM
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Favorite tweet from philsfan34

10 clerks 60 pages each....any rule against reading the sections simultaniously?

— Dan Conners (@philsfan34) March 5, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/philsfan34

March 05, 2021 at 12:13AM
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Favorite tweet from soledadobrien

What????? Get to know Long Island, baby! https://t.co/odQU4jmT58

— Soledad O'Brien (@soledadobrien) March 5, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/soledadobrien

March 04, 2021 at 07:48PM
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Favorite tweet from HomegrownJoan2

It’s no one‘s place to tell anyone else to how to spend their money... but I say buy it.
The hardcover set is something to leave to our grandchildren.
The paperback is the one to reread, let it get dog-earred, written in, and filled w/ post-its

— Joan Shields (@HomegrownJoan2) March 4, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/HomegrownJoan2

March 04, 2021 at 05:20PM
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Favorite tweet from thejazzemu

Just made a mind-blowing discovery pic.twitter.com/aS4k2OlnUW

— Jazz Emu (@thejazzemu) March 4, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/thejazzemu

March 04, 2021 at 09:27AM
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Favorite tweet from TimGavrich

"You keep using that word...I do not think it means what you think it means." pic.twitter.com/LNcZwMKSIg

— Tim Gavrich (@TimGavrich) March 4, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/TimGavrich

March 04, 2021 at 03:27PM
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Favorite tweet from DPD_

movie theaters reopening in NY has forced me to confront the fact that going forward, I won't just be able to pop off to the movies whenever I want. This is an aspect of parenthood I hadn't considered! Good thing I have Disney Plus...

— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) March 4, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DPD_

March 04, 2021 at 09:42AM
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Favorite tweet from UnhappyMariner

She is cool because she looks like Professor McGonagall!

— Breathing a Sigh of Relief (@UnhappyMariner) March 3, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/UnhappyMariner

March 03, 2021 at 06:22PM
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Favorite tweet from jbarro

LOL https://t.co/JS00MO5BOi

— Josh Barro (@jbarro) March 4, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/jbarro

March 03, 2021 at 08:14PM
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Favorite tweet from atpfm

We’re live NOW! https://t.co/1j1Ro9JGoL

We’ll sell tickets as NFTs as soon as we figure out what that means.

— Accidental Tech Podcast (@atpfm) March 4, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/atpfm

March 03, 2021 at 08:00PM
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Favorite tweet from dongalus

I mean, “built for him” is an easy find, so I think it’s intentional

— Carter Roberts (@dongalus) March 1, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/dongalus

March 01, 2021 at 02:40PM
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