Favorite tweet from michikokakutani

Instagram:https://t.co/nISbPakAdm pic.twitter.com/3QTKCtmOK3

— Michiko Kakutani (@michikokakutani) January 31, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/michikokakutani

January 31, 2021 at 01:18AM
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Favorite tweet from nntaleb

#Skininthegame: only what people do counts. The rest is cheap signaling, bureaucratic BS, or just blather. https://t.co/AZDKyXKwxp

— Nassim Nicholas Taleb (@nntaleb) January 31, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/nntaleb

January 31, 2021 at 12:22AM
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Favorite tweet from RexChapman

You had no idea you needed Finnish YMCA from the 80’s but you so did... pic.twitter.com/R7dLswe9f4

— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) January 31, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/RexChapman

January 30, 2021 at 09:07PM
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Favorite tweet from cbdarden

If you need Girl Scout cookies this year and don’t have a local troop to support, please consider buying from Troop 6000, which is entirely made up of girls living in NYC’s homeless shelters. https://t.co/ySvlUGaqmt

— Chris Darden (@cbdarden) January 28, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/cbdarden

January 28, 2021 at 03:11PM
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Favorite tweet from mariebabyyyyy_

Reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out pic.twitter.com/AuVZnnFmeO

— StepMom Marie 🖤 (@mariebabyyyyy_) January 29, 2021

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January 29, 2021 at 01:16PM
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Favorite tweet from Hill3Williston

Have a great day ⁦@WillistonNS⁩ Wildcats! You are #1! keep warm and keep masked pic.twitter.com/BeCXSfwe8I

— Robert W. Hill (@Hill3Williston) January 30, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Hill3Williston

January 30, 2021 at 06:15AM
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Favorite tweet from baekdal

Star Trek redshirts vs Star Wars Stormtroopers ;) pic.twitter.com/PSBUigXTEG

— Thomas Baekdal (@baekdal) January 30, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/baekdal

January 30, 2021 at 04:05AM
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Favorite tweet from cabel

Our Wives

Ettie. Wife of Geo. Zeller, died March 29 1883. Aged 25 years.
Isabella. Wife of A. R. Johnson, died April 20 1883. Aged 22 years.

There’s a story here. We’ll never know it, will we? pic.twitter.com/ESuqRsSqYB

— Cabel (@cabel) January 29, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/cabel

January 29, 2021 at 03:54PM
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Favorite tweet from DPD_

me being confronted all over the internet this week by the guy who wrote a book about how college is not actually going to get less expensive over the next 18 years pic.twitter.com/8czuEYQ2h1

— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) January 29, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DPD_

January 29, 2021 at 03:59PM
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Favorite tweet from ClareMalone

Fuck yeah I am https://t.co/UxQ2kNi2zW

— Clare Malone (@ClareMalone) January 29, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ClareMalone

January 29, 2021 at 02:33PM
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Favorite tweet from DPD_

I am trying to limit my baby photo posting to the Instagram account I have set up for that explicit purpose but... she is making it a challenge... pic.twitter.com/7k7BSb0fXF

— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) January 29, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DPD_

January 29, 2021 at 09:25AM
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Favorite tweet from loganbartlett

Oh so when it’s investing at irrational prices because of a Reddit forum it’s stock manipulation but when it’s because “you heard Sequoia is interested” it’s just venture capital?

— logan bartlett (@loganbartlett) January 27, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/loganbartlett

January 27, 2021 at 10:48AM
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Favorite tweet from lopezlinette

This is why @jbarro and I are friends. https://t.co/tAm0EMFRJ8 pic.twitter.com/tLxR0gai2f

— Linette Lopez (@lopezlinette) January 28, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/lopezlinette

January 27, 2021 at 07:18PM
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Favorite tweet from jbarro

I definitely regret the Steward of Gondor thing https://t.co/Ewu29TjKkg

— Josh Barro (@jbarro) January 27, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/jbarro

January 27, 2021 at 11:03AM
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Favorite tweet from Slade

30 years ago tonight, Whitney dropped the best Star-Spangled Banner known to American history.

I remember exactly where I was and how all 20 people in the room just stopped in their tracks and marveled.

Cannot do it better. Just cannot. pic.twitter.com/PYwcNuqgYl

— Slade (@Slade) January 27, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Slade

January 27, 2021 at 10:33AM
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Favorite tweet from kennmichael

While also playing a video game 🤯

— Kenn Michael (@kennmichael) January 26, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/kennmichael

January 26, 2021 at 05:42PM
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Favorite tweet from darylsturgis

It is a fatal mistake to think the few Republicans who are holding on to their principles will persuade the 90% who've gone full fascists to come back to their values. Their values are racism and power. Muhammad Ali explains it better. pic.twitter.com/WKPPyQ3aCT

— Daryl Sturgis✊🏽 (@darylsturgis) January 26, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/darylsturgis

January 26, 2021 at 09:21AM
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Favorite tweet from realchoppedliva

sure, straight people haven't always been the smartest or most creative bunch, but you got to give it up for the way they invented the meatball sub

— liva (@realchoppedliva) January 26, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/realchoppedliva

January 26, 2021 at 11:51AM
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Favorite tweet from DPD_

spent an hour cleaning junk off my desk yesterday and now in a whole new world... imagining magazine features wherein I explain all the small personal touches that have made my tidy space so conducive to writing brilliant stories... maybe I could write a novel at this desk......

— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) January 25, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DPD_

January 25, 2021 at 09:52AM
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RT @MCWarburton: I found the first tweet https://t.co/m50qXcNlq8

I found the first tweet pic.twitter.com/m50qXcNlq8

— Matt Warburton (@MCWarburton) January 24, 2021

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Favorite tweet from MCWarburton

I found the first tweet pic.twitter.com/m50qXcNlq8

— Matt Warburton (@MCWarburton) January 24, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/MCWarburton

January 24, 2021 at 01:16PM
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Favorite tweet from cegriff3

In 1975, against the Yankees at Shea Stadium, I watched Hammerin' Hank foul off a bunch of pitches (my memory says 7), just flicking them into the stands, while my dad said "keep watching, keep watching." On the next pitch, Aaron hit a home run. https://t.co/ZzPEo3wZPm

— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) January 24, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/cegriff3

January 23, 2021 at 09:37PM
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Favorite tweet from yashar

Great work here by @PamelaBrownCNN pic.twitter.com/x0ms6CAebz

— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) January 24, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/yashar

January 23, 2021 at 07:59PM
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Favorite tweet from JulianFlei

I can die now. pic.twitter.com/ETB2vVjnKB

— Julian Fleisher (@JulianFlei) January 23, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/JulianFlei

January 23, 2021 at 10:21AM
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Favorite tweet from AndyMarlette

New cartoon: Poet and American super hero, @TheAmandaGorman pic.twitter.com/cDPXfk2O0K

— Andy Marlette (@AndyMarlette) January 21, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/AndyMarlette

January 21, 2021 at 10:14AM
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Favorite tweet from ONWMuns

I bought a NES by walking up and down country roads picking up pop bottles. My parents were not concerned by this

— Brian Munsell (@ONWMuns) January 23, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ONWMuns

January 22, 2021 at 08:04PM
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Favorite tweet from gustavopolitano

I was born on Jan 1st 1978

— Gus Politano (@gustavopolitano) January 23, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/gustavopolitano

January 22, 2021 at 08:03PM
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Favorite tweet from Trace_Urdan

Hey universities, if you want to claim credit for the good ones, you have to accept opprobrium for the bad ones. Maybe just stop inflating your importance altogether? 🤷‍♂️

— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) January 23, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Trace_Urdan

January 22, 2021 at 10:15PM
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Favorite tweet from DPD_

Celebrating recent good news by sharing pics of the little one experiencing a swingset for the first time... pic.twitter.com/65iQBHLyYU

— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) January 22, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DPD_

January 22, 2021 at 10:21AM
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Favorite tweet from JRMcGrail

Has @WordsWith Friends de-platformed Trump yet?

— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) January 22, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/JRMcGrail

January 22, 2021 at 09:36AM
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Favorite tweet from Ihnatko

I took a _lot_ of crap for my takedown of the 2016 MacBook Pro. Just part of the job. But if rumors prevail and the next-gen Pro has an SD slot, loses the touchbar, and (as with the 2020) lacks the garbage .5mm keyboard, I'm going to refer to it as the "Andy Was Right" Edition. https://t.co/xYQkDLjhrI

— Andy Ihnatko (@Ihnatko) January 22, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Ihnatko

January 22, 2021 at 09:31AM
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Favorite tweet from Ihnatko

I will return to my labors. But NOT before begging @JimCameron to get us an HD or 4K home release of "The Abyss" by the end of the year. I'm a poor journalist laboring in a freezing writer's garret and yet I would pre-order it the SECOND a store was willing to take my money.

— Andy Ihnatko (@Ihnatko) January 22, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Ihnatko

January 22, 2021 at 08:06AM
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Favorite tweet from KraniumKracka

1.4 Million dirt thieves.

— Rick Rubin Doppelganger (@KraniumKracka) January 21, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/KraniumKracka

January 21, 2021 at 06:08PM
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Favorite tweet from DPD_

me on today's inauguration — a "normal" TV event wrenched, with great effort, from the moment https://t.co/GEqwKxCdjy

— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) January 20, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DPD_

January 20, 2021 at 02:52PM
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Favorite tweet from Dutch1889

She’s a precious gift. Although I had heard of her I’d never seen her picture. When she approached the podium my visceral reaction was “oh my”. Her youthfulness and her proud style radiated, and then she spoke her words. Thank you Miss Gorman for making a grateful old man cry.

— JAG (@Dutch1889) January 20, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Dutch1889

January 20, 2021 at 01:09PM
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Favorite tweet from dianaberrent

She is a gift to humanity

— Diana Berrent (@dianaberrent) January 20, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/dianaberrent

January 20, 2021 at 12:29PM
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Favorite tweet from TheOnion

‘This Isn’t Your Fucking Day,’ Smiling Kamala Harris Reminds Poet Laureate During Close Hug #InaugurationDay

— The Onion (@TheOnion) January 20, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/TheOnion

January 20, 2021 at 12:25PM
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Favorite tweet from Lin_Manuel

You were perfect. Perfectly written, perfectly delivered. Every bit of it. Brava! -LMM

— Lin-Manuel Miranda (@Lin_Manuel) January 20, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Lin_Manuel

January 20, 2021 at 01:05PM
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Favorite tweet from BidenInaugural

Thank you to our inaugural poet @TheAmandaGorman for lending your beautiful voice and talent to this historic moment. #Inauguration2021 pic.twitter.com/14Oy5yAeOL

— Biden Inaugural Committee (@BidenInaugural) January 20, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/BidenInaugural

January 20, 2021 at 01:04PM
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Favorite tweet from AyannaPressley

Somehow we weathered and witnessed
A nation that isn't broken
but simply unfinished
There is always light
if only we're brave enough to see it
if only we're brave enough to be it.

— Amanda Gorman

— Ayanna Pressley (@AyannaPressley) January 20, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/AyannaPressley

January 20, 2021 at 12:30PM
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Favorite tweet from HallieJackson

And at 12:01p, the pool of reporters traveling with now-former President Trump peels away from Mar-a-Lago. That’s it, folks.

— Hallie Jackson (@HallieJackson) January 20, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/HallieJackson

January 20, 2021 at 12:10PM
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Favorite tweet from JoeBiden

It’s a new day in America.

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) January 20, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/JoeBiden

January 20, 2021 at 09:20AM
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Favorite tweet from aziaarcher

😂 pic.twitter.com/L2rWzJGzcL

— aʑia☀️ (@aziaarcher) January 19, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/aziaarcher

January 19, 2021 at 04:57PM
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Favorite tweet from JRMcGrail

Love this. https://t.co/nkyyq9VvwA

— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) January 18, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/JRMcGrail

January 18, 2021 at 11:40AM
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Favorite tweet from MECCalBear

I thought this was the Q master. pic.twitter.com/Bis9ytnInd

— MECCalBear (@MECCalBear) January 17, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/MECCalBear

January 17, 2021 at 03:25PM
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Favorite tweet from deviantollam

Thoughts right before bed: Has anyone ever gone in Bill & Ted cosplay to a renaissance faire? Because that would be dope as hell.

— Deviant Ollam ツ (@deviantollam) January 16, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/deviantollam

January 16, 2021 at 03:37AM
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Favorite tweet from DPD_

all the strands of my 2021 have come together!

— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) January 15, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DPD_

January 15, 2021 at 02:04PM
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Favorite tweet from NelsonMKerr

You first

— Nelson M. Kerr (@NelsonMKerr) January 15, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/NelsonMKerr

January 15, 2021 at 11:01AM
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Favorite tweet from KahlonRav

Proud dad moment today. My 10yr old son saw a new kid sitting by himself. Another friend and he decided to hang out with him over lunch. He got this lovely note at the end of the day😢❤️ pic.twitter.com/b1MNgvMeK7

— Ravi Kahlon (@KahlonRav) January 14, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/KahlonRav

January 13, 2021 at 09:15PM
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Favorite tweet from TheOnion

Melting Giraffe Congressman Warns Impeachment Distracting From Surreal Issues https://t.co/zuGM1IM8yb pic.twitter.com/lTYf6OlTDO

— The Onion (@TheOnion) January 13, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/TheOnion

January 13, 2021 at 05:20PM
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Favorite tweet from Breyionna

Or the Black Southern version "Well, I'm not gon hold ya."

— Tamagotchi the Storyteller (@Breyionna) January 13, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Breyionna

January 12, 2021 at 10:38PM
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Favorite tweet from NaughtSpy

My grandmother, who was born in 1898 and not well-versed in phone etiquette, would just hang up when she was through talking. No goodbye, no politely winding down the conversation, just a dial tone. 🤣

— Double-Naught Spy (@NaughtSpy) January 13, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/NaughtSpy

January 12, 2021 at 08:30PM
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Favorite tweet from DPD_

trying to get the baby into watching “Jeopardy”... this is her family legacy...

— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) January 12, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DPD_

January 12, 2021 at 05:55PM
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Favorite tweet from Trace_Urdan

Every parent of a teenager rn: https://t.co/YvifStJKOX pic.twitter.com/HXPtuVahh8

— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) January 12, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Trace_Urdan

January 12, 2021 at 12:00PM
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https://t.co/5bywn0qviv

— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) January 12, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from robot_or_not

Listener Eric will show you* the way.

* Not the IRS. https://t.co/5Vpqrdmy1T

— Robot or Not? (@robot_or_not) January 11, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/robot_or_not

January 11, 2021 at 03:22PM
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Favorite tweet from ClareMalone

Just sent out my first newsletter of 2021, which I'll share here...you should subscribe to it! https://t.co/IwwfcG4d69

— Clare Malone (@ClareMalone) January 11, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ClareMalone

January 11, 2021 at 02:10PM
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RT @tomgauld: My latest cartoon for @newscientist See more of my science cartoons online here: https://t.co/wiOfPL1e96 Or get a book of them here: https://t.co/ge0OmPYgCM https://t.co/DGjDZaJhzz

My latest cartoon for @newscientist

See more of my science cartoons online here: https://t.co/wiOfPL1e96
Or get a book of them here: https://t.co/ge0OmPYgCM pic.twitter.com/DGjDZaJhzz

— Tom Gauld (@tomgauld) January 11, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from tomgauld

My latest cartoon for @newscientist

See more of my science cartoons online here: https://t.co/wiOfPL1e96
Or get a book of them here: https://t.co/ge0OmPYgCM pic.twitter.com/DGjDZaJhzz

— Tom Gauld (@tomgauld) January 11, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/tomgauld

January 11, 2021 at 08:02AM
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Favorite tweet from Schwarzenegger

My message to my fellow Americans and friends around the world following this week's attack on the Capitol. pic.twitter.com/blOy35LWJ5

— Arnold (@Schwarzenegger) January 10, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Schwarzenegger

January 10, 2021 at 07:45AM
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Favorite tweet from bradwhipple

pic.twitter.com/FgeJUjXcxy

— Braddington (@bradwhipple) January 9, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/bradwhipple

January 09, 2021 at 06:05PM
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Favorite tweet from cabel

we gotta do something about the neighbor pic.twitter.com/YfuQv0ul6T

— Cabel (@cabel) January 8, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/cabel

January 08, 2021 at 04:09PM
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Favorite tweet from andrewtwalk

In the rush to condemn, it would be good for our overlords to not confuse the caricature of the frothing Christian Nationalist waving a Trump flag on Capitol Hill with your local Southern Baptist who runs an HVAC company and gives more to Lottie Moon than the GOP.

— Andrew T. Walker (@andrewtwalk) January 8, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/andrewtwalk

January 08, 2021 at 03:48PM
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Favorite tweet from amandbrar

Anybody else feel like picking a show to stream tonight after an insurrection feels kinda weird? Fortunately, @themandalorian with my boy is good for the soul.

— Aman Brar (@amandbrar) January 7, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/amandbrar

January 07, 2021 at 05:58PM
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Favorite tweet from MollyJongFast

This dog is a genius

pic.twitter.com/cWIc9qLyxp

— Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) January 5, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast

January 05, 2021 at 12:44PM
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RT @sarcasmbully: [At the supermarket] Cashier: "May I see some ID for the beer?" Me: "Sure." (holds up license) Cashier: "Okay, you're cool. I see the '1'." Me: "The '1'?" Cashier: "The '1' at the beginning of your birth year." Me: "Oh God..." Cashier: "Happy New Year!" https://t.co/zHm1FwbTwc

[At the supermarket]
Cashier: "May I see some ID for the beer?"
Me: "Sure." (holds up license)
Cashier: "Okay, you're cool. I see the '1'."
Me: "The '1'?"
Cashier: "The '1' at the beginning of your birth year."
Me: "Oh God..."
Cashier: "Happy New Year!" pic.twitter.com/zHm1FwbTwc

— sarcasmsbully (@sarcasmbully) January 5, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from cegriff3

This seems appropriate these days: pic.twitter.com/RfqDVybJbB

— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) January 5, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/cegriff3

January 04, 2021 at 09:11PM
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Favorite tweet from FPWellman

I don't know who needs to hear this but an attempted crime that doesn't work because it's stupid...is still a crime.

— Fred Wellman (@FPWellman) January 3, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/FPWellman

January 03, 2021 at 02:37PM
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RT @screencrafting: “It's not the note you play that's the wrong note - it's the note you play afterwards that makes it right or wrong.” - Miles Davis

“It's not the note you play that's the wrong note - it's the note you play afterwards that makes it right or wrong.” - Miles Davis

— ScreenCraft (@screencrafting) January 1, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from screencrafting

“It's not the note you play that's the wrong note - it's the note you play afterwards that makes it right or wrong.” - Miles Davis

— ScreenCraft (@screencrafting) January 1, 2021

from Twitter https://twitter.com/screencrafting

January 01, 2021 at 06:38PM
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