Instagram:https://t.co/nISbPakAdm pic.twitter.com/3QTKCtmOK3
— Michiko Kakutani (@michikokakutani) January 31, 2021
#Skininthegame: only what people do counts. The rest is cheap signaling, bureaucratic BS, or just blather. https://t.co/AZDKyXKwxp
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb (@nntaleb) January 31, 2021
You had no idea you needed Finnish YMCA from the 80’s but you so did... pic.twitter.com/R7dLswe9f4
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) January 31, 2021
If you need Girl Scout cookies this year and don’t have a local troop to support, please consider buying from Troop 6000, which is entirely made up of girls living in NYC’s homeless shelters. https://t.co/ySvlUGaqmt
— Chris Darden (@cbdarden) January 28, 2021
Reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out pic.twitter.com/AuVZnnFmeO
— StepMom Marie 🖤 (@mariebabyyyyy_) January 29, 2021
Have a great day @WillistonNS Wildcats! You are #1! keep warm and keep masked pic.twitter.com/BeCXSfwe8I
— Robert W. Hill (@Hill3Williston) January 30, 2021
Star Trek redshirts vs Star Wars Stormtroopers ;) pic.twitter.com/PSBUigXTEG
— Thomas Baekdal (@baekdal) January 30, 2021
Our Wives
— Cabel (@cabel) January 29, 2021
Ettie. Wife of Geo. Zeller, died March 29 1883. Aged 25 years.
Isabella. Wife of A. R. Johnson, died April 20 1883. Aged 22 years.
There’s a story here. We’ll never know it, will we? pic.twitter.com/ESuqRsSqYB
me being confronted all over the internet this week by the guy who wrote a book about how college is not actually going to get less expensive over the next 18 years pic.twitter.com/8czuEYQ2h1
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) January 29, 2021
Fuck yeah I am https://t.co/UxQ2kNi2zW
— Clare Malone (@ClareMalone) January 29, 2021
I am trying to limit my baby photo posting to the Instagram account I have set up for that explicit purpose but... she is making it a challenge... pic.twitter.com/7k7BSb0fXF
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) January 29, 2021
Oh so when it’s investing at irrational prices because of a Reddit forum it’s stock manipulation but when it’s because “you heard Sequoia is interested” it’s just venture capital?
— logan bartlett (@loganbartlett) January 27, 2021
This is why @jbarro and I are friends. https://t.co/tAm0EMFRJ8 pic.twitter.com/tLxR0gai2f
— Linette Lopez (@lopezlinette) January 28, 2021
I definitely regret the Steward of Gondor thing https://t.co/Ewu29TjKkg
— Josh Barro (@jbarro) January 27, 2021
30 years ago tonight, Whitney dropped the best Star-Spangled Banner known to American history.
— Slade (@Slade) January 27, 2021
I remember exactly where I was and how all 20 people in the room just stopped in their tracks and marveled.
Cannot do it better. Just cannot. pic.twitter.com/PYwcNuqgYl
While also playing a video game 🤯
— Kenn Michael (@kennmichael) January 26, 2021
It is a fatal mistake to think the few Republicans who are holding on to their principles will persuade the 90% who've gone full fascists to come back to their values. Their values are racism and power. Muhammad Ali explains it better. pic.twitter.com/WKPPyQ3aCT
— Daryl Sturgis✊🏽 (@darylsturgis) January 26, 2021
sure, straight people haven't always been the smartest or most creative bunch, but you got to give it up for the way they invented the meatball sub
— liva (@realchoppedliva) January 26, 2021
spent an hour cleaning junk off my desk yesterday and now in a whole new world... imagining magazine features wherein I explain all the small personal touches that have made my tidy space so conducive to writing brilliant stories... maybe I could write a novel at this desk......
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) January 25, 2021
I found the first tweet pic.twitter.com/m50qXcNlq8
— Matt Warburton (@MCWarburton) January 24, 2021
I found the first tweet pic.twitter.com/m50qXcNlq8
— Matt Warburton (@MCWarburton) January 24, 2021
In 1975, against the Yankees at Shea Stadium, I watched Hammerin' Hank foul off a bunch of pitches (my memory says 7), just flicking them into the stands, while my dad said "keep watching, keep watching." On the next pitch, Aaron hit a home run. https://t.co/ZzPEo3wZPm
— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) January 24, 2021
Great work here by @PamelaBrownCNN pic.twitter.com/x0ms6CAebz
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) January 24, 2021
I can die now. pic.twitter.com/ETB2vVjnKB
— Julian Fleisher (@JulianFlei) January 23, 2021
New cartoon: Poet and American super hero, @TheAmandaGorman pic.twitter.com/cDPXfk2O0K
— Andy Marlette (@AndyMarlette) January 21, 2021
I bought a NES by walking up and down country roads picking up pop bottles. My parents were not concerned by this
— Brian Munsell (@ONWMuns) January 23, 2021
I was born on Jan 1st 1978
— Gus Politano (@gustavopolitano) January 23, 2021
Hey universities, if you want to claim credit for the good ones, you have to accept opprobrium for the bad ones. Maybe just stop inflating your importance altogether? 🤷♂️
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) January 23, 2021
Celebrating recent good news by sharing pics of the little one experiencing a swingset for the first time... pic.twitter.com/65iQBHLyYU
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) January 22, 2021
Has @WordsWith Friends de-platformed Trump yet?
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) January 22, 2021
I took a _lot_ of crap for my takedown of the 2016 MacBook Pro. Just part of the job. But if rumors prevail and the next-gen Pro has an SD slot, loses the touchbar, and (as with the 2020) lacks the garbage .5mm keyboard, I'm going to refer to it as the "Andy Was Right" Edition. https://t.co/xYQkDLjhrI
— Andy Ihnatko (@Ihnatko) January 22, 2021
I will return to my labors. But NOT before begging @JimCameron to get us an HD or 4K home release of "The Abyss" by the end of the year. I'm a poor journalist laboring in a freezing writer's garret and yet I would pre-order it the SECOND a store was willing to take my money.
— Andy Ihnatko (@Ihnatko) January 22, 2021
1.4 Million dirt thieves.
— Rick Rubin Doppelganger (@KraniumKracka) January 21, 2021
me on today's inauguration — a "normal" TV event wrenched, with great effort, from the moment https://t.co/GEqwKxCdjy
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) January 20, 2021
She’s a precious gift. Although I had heard of her I’d never seen her picture. When she approached the podium my visceral reaction was “oh my”. Her youthfulness and her proud style radiated, and then she spoke her words. Thank you Miss Gorman for making a grateful old man cry.
— JAG (@Dutch1889) January 20, 2021
She is a gift to humanity
— Diana Berrent (@dianaberrent) January 20, 2021
‘This Isn’t Your Fucking Day,’ Smiling Kamala Harris Reminds Poet Laureate During Close Hug #InaugurationDay
— The Onion (@TheOnion) January 20, 2021
You were perfect. Perfectly written, perfectly delivered. Every bit of it. Brava! -LMM
— Lin-Manuel Miranda (@Lin_Manuel) January 20, 2021
Thank you to our inaugural poet @TheAmandaGorman for lending your beautiful voice and talent to this historic moment. #Inauguration2021 pic.twitter.com/14Oy5yAeOL
— Biden Inaugural Committee (@BidenInaugural) January 20, 2021
Somehow we weathered and witnessed
— Ayanna Pressley (@AyannaPressley) January 20, 2021
A nation that isn't broken
but simply unfinished
There is always light
if only we're brave enough to see it
if only we're brave enough to be it.
— Amanda Gorman
And at 12:01p, the pool of reporters traveling with now-former President Trump peels away from Mar-a-Lago. That’s it, folks.
— Hallie Jackson (@HallieJackson) January 20, 2021
It’s a new day in America.
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) January 20, 2021
— aʑia☀️ (@aziaarcher) January 19, 2021
Love this. https://t.co/nkyyq9VvwA
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) January 18, 2021
I thought this was the Q master. pic.twitter.com/Bis9ytnInd
— MECCalBear (@MECCalBear) January 17, 2021
Thoughts right before bed: Has anyone ever gone in Bill & Ted cosplay to a renaissance faire? Because that would be dope as hell.
— Deviant Ollam ツ (@deviantollam) January 16, 2021
all the strands of my 2021 have come together!
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) January 15, 2021
You first
— Nelson M. Kerr (@NelsonMKerr) January 15, 2021
Proud dad moment today. My 10yr old son saw a new kid sitting by himself. Another friend and he decided to hang out with him over lunch. He got this lovely note at the end of the day😢❤️ pic.twitter.com/b1MNgvMeK7
— Ravi Kahlon (@KahlonRav) January 14, 2021
Melting Giraffe Congressman Warns Impeachment Distracting From Surreal Issues https://t.co/zuGM1IM8yb pic.twitter.com/lTYf6OlTDO
— The Onion (@TheOnion) January 13, 2021
Or the Black Southern version "Well, I'm not gon hold ya."
— Tamagotchi the Storyteller (@Breyionna) January 13, 2021
My grandmother, who was born in 1898 and not well-versed in phone etiquette, would just hang up when she was through talking. No goodbye, no politely winding down the conversation, just a dial tone. 🤣
— Double-Naught Spy (@NaughtSpy) January 13, 2021
trying to get the baby into watching “Jeopardy”... this is her family legacy...
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) January 12, 2021
Every parent of a teenager rn: https://t.co/YvifStJKOX pic.twitter.com/HXPtuVahh8
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) January 12, 2021
Listener Eric will show you* the way.
— Robot or Not? (@robot_or_not) January 11, 2021
* Not the IRS. https://t.co/5Vpqrdmy1T
Just sent out my first newsletter of 2021, which I'll share here...you should subscribe to it! https://t.co/IwwfcG4d69
— Clare Malone (@ClareMalone) January 11, 2021
My latest cartoon for @newscientist
— Tom Gauld (@tomgauld) January 11, 2021
See more of my science cartoons online here: https://t.co/wiOfPL1e96
Or get a book of them here: https://t.co/ge0OmPYgCM pic.twitter.com/DGjDZaJhzz
My latest cartoon for @newscientist
— Tom Gauld (@tomgauld) January 11, 2021
See more of my science cartoons online here: https://t.co/wiOfPL1e96
Or get a book of them here: https://t.co/ge0OmPYgCM pic.twitter.com/DGjDZaJhzz
My message to my fellow Americans and friends around the world following this week's attack on the Capitol. pic.twitter.com/blOy35LWJ5
— Arnold (@Schwarzenegger) January 10, 2021
— Braddington (@bradwhipple) January 9, 2021
we gotta do something about the neighbor pic.twitter.com/YfuQv0ul6T
— Cabel (@cabel) January 8, 2021
In the rush to condemn, it would be good for our overlords to not confuse the caricature of the frothing Christian Nationalist waving a Trump flag on Capitol Hill with your local Southern Baptist who runs an HVAC company and gives more to Lottie Moon than the GOP.
— Andrew T. Walker (@andrewtwalk) January 8, 2021
Anybody else feel like picking a show to stream tonight after an insurrection feels kinda weird? Fortunately, @themandalorian with my boy is good for the soul.
— Aman Brar (@amandbrar) January 7, 2021
This dog is a genius
— Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) January 5, 2021
pic.twitter.com/cWIc9qLyxp
[At the supermarket]
— sarcasmsbully (@sarcasmbully) January 5, 2021
Cashier: "May I see some ID for the beer?"
Me: "Sure." (holds up license)
Cashier: "Okay, you're cool. I see the '1'."
Me: "The '1'?"
Cashier: "The '1' at the beginning of your birth year."
Me: "Oh God..."
Cashier: "Happy New Year!" pic.twitter.com/zHm1FwbTwc
This seems appropriate these days: pic.twitter.com/RfqDVybJbB
— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) January 5, 2021
I don't know who needs to hear this but an attempted crime that doesn't work because it's stupid...is still a crime.
— Fred Wellman (@FPWellman) January 3, 2021
“It's not the note you play that's the wrong note - it's the note you play afterwards that makes it right or wrong.” - Miles Davis
— ScreenCraft (@screencrafting) January 1, 2021
“It's not the note you play that's the wrong note - it's the note you play afterwards that makes it right or wrong.” - Miles Davis
— ScreenCraft (@screencrafting) January 1, 2021
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