@DPD_ Not exactly the same, but I feel a bit like I felt about Jurassic World. Lots of like "wow, dinosaurs! i missed them!... hmm, that's a weird choice. mmmmm idk about this movie. anyway, glad they made it i guess"
— Olivia Messer 🌊 (@OliviaMesser) Dec 30, 2021
There’s thousands of songs about getting your heart broken but only one about moving to the country and eating lots of peaches
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) Dec 29, 2021
I find it… interesting… that people dismissing remote learning because it doesn’t work for all kids generally don’t care that in-person education has the same problem.
— Dr. Shaw (@shawphd) Dec 29, 2021
RT @Trace_Urdan: TIL I’m the same age as Uncle Billy. 🤷♂️ https://t.co/zdvIHLtdaU
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) Dec 29, 2021
It seems easy if, and only if, you’re not learning. https://t.co/TYK0Weamfm
— Matt Salomone (@matthematician) Dec 29, 2021
If "competition" is so important to you, it's entirely possible that any "progress in mathematics" you've made is cancelled out in the long run by other people's progress you've stifled along the way.
— Max Lahn (@frontLahn) Dec 29, 2021
@infinityscarf2 2048 😭😭😭 i hated it in grad school and i still don't like it but i can't seem to stop.
— DR. ABOLISH THE POLICE (@pwr2dppl) Dec 28, 2021
Paul Erdős be like https://t.co/WUJZ0N6XiM
— Math History Facts (@MathHistFacts) Dec 28, 2021
please clap for me for negotiating my salary for the first time 🥺
— Vanessa Sun (@vanessainstem) Dec 27, 2021
@Anthony_Bonato The real question is, would advisors still steal results from their students without competition..? I'd like to people are motivated to destroy the careers of young scholars for pure, intrinsic reasons
— Nick Cahill (@Suibeom) Dec 28, 2021
@BCDreyer Star Wars; keep Yoda. :P
— Vern Faulkner (@VernFaulkner) Dec 27, 2021
@ThereWillBStars @BCDreyer Sean Young?
— Matt S (@mts312) Dec 27, 2021
@BCDreyer The Matrix (1999). Keep Carrie-Anne Moss.
— Eva Harasta (@HarastaEva) Dec 27, 2021
@BCDreyer The Blues Brothers - Keep Carrie Fisher Kermit and Gonzo have to get the band, Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem back together. Practically casts itself. https://t.co/Se1dnYLIxG
— John Davies #JohnsonOut (@daviesaplegend) Dec 27, 2021
@BCDreyer Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Keep Emma Watson.
— More Delco than Mare (@mpbbeach) Dec 27, 2021
@BCDreyer Being John Malkovich. Keep John Malkovich.
— Kelly Bucheger (@harderbop) Dec 27, 2021
My annual reminder that while Advent has ended, Christmas has only just begun. https://t.co/72NYbyzR3t
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) Dec 27, 2021
Too cold (26 degrees) & snowy (6”) this am to walk. That feeling lasted about 1/2 hour and off I went on a wintery walk of 5-1/2 miles https://t.co/6bjPJjviwq
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) Dec 26, 2021
In the Verdukian tradition, I wish you all a good Merlinpeen.
— Little Russ, Son of Big Russ, Son of Salvatore (@RPG_volley) Dec 25, 2021
Finally finished the 🎄 https://t.co/r9gtpzWeCz
— DR. ABOLISH THE POLICE (@pwr2dppl) Dec 24, 2021
@Nancy_Pearl @Starbucks It's the why the hell are you drinking tea in Seattle tax
— Katharine Weber (@katharine_weber) Dec 24, 2021
Aimee Mann has never sent me a karaoke version of “Deathly” because she knows how hard I would nail it and her career would instantly be over. I’m not even angry. Just kinda disappointed.
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) Dec 23, 2021
She really was truly scrumptious. RIP Sally Ann Howes. https://t.co/W6qbaFUUTA
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) Dec 22, 2021
@nytimes Pandoras box?
— Carol Burrows (@CarolBu73432339) Dec 19, 2021
@nytimes this is definitely going to contain an extremely racist letter addressed to the future
— The National Razor (@NtlRzr) Dec 19, 2021
In case you missed "@CBSSunday Morning”… Here’s my story on Vince Guaraldi, “A Charlie Brown Christmas,” and the creation of the classic song “Christmas Time is Here.” Featuring 3 of the original child singers from the album! (Spoiler: They sing again!) https://t.co/ckRQ7A5kwa https://t.co/DZxPtuEQly
— David Pogue (@Pogue) Dec 19, 2021
@DPD_ Would love to see it. Compare it to some of your HS stuff & chart your evolution as a writer…
— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) Dec 19, 2021
- no lies detected https://t.co/ovdxJtDDNK
— loripetty (@loripetty) Dec 18, 2021
When you dismantle the meritocracy, you don’t get equity. You get oligarchy. https://t.co/cdM0Vsu4Ts
— Robert Pondiscio (@rpondiscio) Dec 18, 2021
Nothing makes me feel more like a Rockefeller than replacing the @scotchbrite sponge in the kitchen before it falls apart in my hands.
— Benjamin Dreyer (here/not here) (@BCDreyer) Dec 18, 2021
@BDSixsmith "Maupassantian crystallization"
— Rod Dreher (@roddreher) Dec 18, 2021
I don’t think 12/2021 is 03/2020 (you are relieved I’ve now weighed in), but in case it becomes such, my early-quar behaviors I swear not to repeat are giving myself a buzzcut and personal essay writing. Both times, I learned things I’d rather not know about the shape of my head.
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Dec 19, 2021
RT @teaandrobots: every time I go to a coffee shop I think about the time last summer when I asked for a latte with oat milk and the poor lad behind the counter somehow managed to say with a straight face "sir am sorry a cannae make a latte withoot milk"
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) Dec 19, 2021
RT @sbagley: I can watch this video and understand how it is happening but then when I look away from it for more than about 5 seconds I can no longer imagine how it works. https://t.co/LJEvIKpfk0
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) Dec 18, 2021
I have peaked. No one expect anything from me ever again, thank you. https://t.co/TNp5XV3Nmf
— Dr. Noelle, mathemagician (@blkmathmagic) Dec 16, 2021
just got a calendar invite from my boss titled "quick chat - good thing" and I have never been more grateful/impressed with anyone in my life. a workplace revolutionary tbh
— ken cosgrove, accounts (sophie) (@mysteryspoons) Dec 15, 2021
Hey everybody, it’s Millie Metre! Listen to today’s @_upgradefm to meet her! 📏 https://t.co/icnaqv8dTm
— Kate Matthews (@rhl__) Dec 13, 2021
Currently thinking about Galois groups and how i want them to mean something to me and they don't.
— DR. ABOLISH THE POLICE (@pwr2dppl) Dec 12, 2021
And Liva has selected ‘The Liva Movie’ as the best movie of the year. https://t.co/8EqYiN7iWq
— liva (@realchoppedliva) Dec 10, 2021
Hey if you could spare a prayer for my 2-year-old right now, his granola bar wrapper was pulled down slightly too low and it’s unclear if a recovery from this is possible.
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) Dec 9, 2021
Number theory is a subfield of analysis because ℕ ⊆ ℝ
— Kameryn J.W. 🦄 (@KamerynJW) Dec 5, 2021
Seven days sober may not be much, but it’s a pretty big deal to me.
— Kathleen (@sweatsntopknots) Dec 4, 2021
Just submitted 7 Ph.D. applications😬
— Jake Ruotolo (@jakeruo1) Dec 4, 2021
All goes past you pretty fast. https://t.co/LlkZ4PpmmP
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) Dec 4, 2021
As a mathematician, I've been ignoring the existence of Omicron my entire life, and I'm not going to stop now.
— Aaron Meurer (@asmeurer) Dec 3, 2021
Y'all! I got my entire JMM registration refunded!!! 🤯🥳 #AMSDay https://t.co/AeHumZirxf
— Dr. Marissa Kawehi Loving (@MarissaKawehi) Dec 3, 2021
Staff are not allowed to mention the org or claim to speak for the org on their personal social media accounts. Also: Please RT this super blog post from our board chair about the upcoming gala!
— Shit Nonprofits Say (@nonprofitssay) Nov 30, 2021
How cool is this?! https://t.co/F65BAtCFNd
— Matt Murphy (@MattMurph24) Dec 3, 2021
@dchiasso @amykaycannon I’ve never actually metaphor I’ve liked
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) Dec 3, 2021
if you didn’t fail your driver’s test at least once you’re probably not hot
— “hannah” “seidlitz” (@HannahSeidlitz) Dec 3, 2021
So incredibly excited to be heading back to @NewYorker! Covering media biz, journalism and politics starting Monday. Hit me up with tips! Clare_malone@newyorker.com https://t.co/gBdGdgXsiF
— Clare Malone (@ClareMalone) Dec 2, 2021
Manuel (4.8⭐️) is driving me in my suit into Manhattan from Newark in the back of his black Cherokee while we listen to salsa music and I take in the Manhattan skyline and oh my goodness it has been a good goddamn minute.
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) Dec 2, 2021
will this year’s “toned down” holiday party feature me reciting Jodie Foster’s Golden Globe speech like I did in 2019? Well, on the one hand, I’m more sedate, I am a dad now… but on the other, I want to be seen, understood — deeply — and not so very lonely 😈
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Dec 2, 2021
FINALLY SUBMITTED MY FIRST GRAD APP 🥺✨
— Vanessa Sun (@vanessainstem) Dec 1, 2021
actually, doughnuts are topologically 𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒊𝒅 tori but y'all aren't ready for that convo apparently @ the nyt crossword
— sally (@sallycol) Dec 1, 2021
@mgoldsm Frodo was a full man who thought he was half-size But Bilbo acted like an ass Frodo left Bag End in Hobbiton with Samwise Who said that he didn't trespass Get it back, get it back Get it back to where the ring came from
— Jak (better in person) (@skarrambo) Nov 30, 2021
Keats is 11 months old today and has no problem eating entire cakes off the kitchen counter. 😣 https://t.co/qDSCIubJpf
— Stephanie Land (@stepville) Nov 28, 2021
me to the haters https://t.co/b4vn4IErQC
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Nov 27, 2021
I have no idea if the new Matrix movie is good or bad, but they waited just the right amount of time to make it.
— John Gruber (@gruber) Nov 27, 2021
Gonna tell my children this is @Popehat and @jbarro https://t.co/gU4HiJ6whj
— Women For Popehat (@Women4Popehat) Nov 27, 2021
Spent some time in the Snell Zone today. It was pretty great. 😍 @jsnell https://t.co/7O54rRh1lv
— Myke Hurley (@imyke) Nov 27, 2021
Not just that they've been taught it, it's that it's effectively true. https://t.co/t9vcVzAtY6
— DR. ABOLISH THE POLICE (@pwr2dppl) Nov 27, 2021
Get this $2 YouTube app, @gruber says. Sure. So I need to watch a video. Watch a guy making a pizza. Now I’m in a $300 hole for a pizza oven and wood chips. Ships next week. $2 my ass.
— Johnny “Decimal” Noble (@johnnydecimal) Nov 27, 2021
\addcontentsline{toc}{chapter}{Prologue} \chapter*{Prologue} worked
— DR. ABOLISH THE POLICE (@pwr2dppl) Nov 27, 2021
Two @parktudor girls, Sophia Kennedy (3rd/17:18.4) and Gretchen Farley (9th/17:36.8) qualified for @Eastbay_XC nationals out of regional at Kenosha, Wis. They have family legacies to uphold. Kennedy climbed to 6th on all-time state 5k xc list. https://t.co/6adq8FrhvW
— David Woods (@DavidWoods007) Nov 27, 2021
Eastbay national finalist girls from Indiana: Sophia Kennedy (Park Tudor), Karina James (Lowell), Gretchen Farley (Park Tudor)
— Indiana Runner (@IndianaRunner) Nov 27, 2021
Whenever I hear the "academia will be fixed when the old professors are gone and your generation is in charge" line, my mind immediately jumps to the list of grad students I know that already prove that idea very wrong.
— Celeste Labedz (@celestelabedz) Nov 27, 2021
if Broadway doesn’t dim its lights for at least a week
— Juan A. Ramírez (@itsNumberJuan) Nov 26, 2021
RT @JulianFlei: Would this be a good time to post my No. 1 favorite New Yorker cartoon of all time? By Nick Downes: https://t.co/EW3yIyI8N8
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) Nov 27, 2021
Would this be a good time to post my No. 1 favorite New Yorker cartoon of all time? By Nick Downes: https://t.co/EW3yIyI8N8
— Julian Fleisher (@JulianFlei) Nov 27, 2021
“Be proud.” https://t.co/V8czZ5ui4J
— Jennifer Tepper (@jenashtep) Nov 26, 2021
Awe-inspiring dolly work. https://t.co/JG3j9QLrxC
— Robert Evans (The Only Robert Evans) (@IwriteOK) Nov 27, 2021
Being alive while Stephen Sondheim was on this Earth was glorious.
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) Nov 27, 2021
Easy... Mac and Cheese. As much as I love the stuff, it's not for Thanksgiving. https://t.co/S2W6G2TK8R
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) Nov 24, 2021
Math Twitter disagrees. (Alt text: New York Times spelling bee says "ntuple" is not in word list.) https://t.co/5wrA7LuAw4
— Dave Kung (龚仲孝) (@dtkung) Nov 24, 2021
Senator Feinstein should retire and Senator Katie Porter should take her place.
— Aaron Parnas (@AaronParnas) Nov 24, 2021
Giving the Iris M. Carl Equity Address at #NCTMVC21 on Friday. “Finite Disappointment, Infinite Hope.” (Title is a nod to MLK.) I’m nervous, because it’s a new talk! https://t.co/PKCa6qTKrN
— Francis Su (@mathyawp) Nov 18, 2021
Motion detecting home security camera working well! https://t.co/0hccc5eTHk
— 🥀_Imposter_🕸️ (@Imposter_Edits) Nov 18, 2021
Nobody asked you https://t.co/drRAm7s6Fv
— DR. ABOLISH THE POLICE (@pwr2dppl) Nov 22, 2021
Most assuredly not. https://t.co/8GlmysbqHY
— Robert Herzog (@HerzogIND) Nov 18, 2021
The National Book Awards are TONIGHT at 7pm ET! I can’t wait to see who takes home the awards; but most importantly, watch Seattle’s own @Nancy_Pearl receive her Literarian Award! https://t.co/w8iiGcRNr8
— Monica Kim (@monicakim524) Nov 17, 2021
@QuinnyPig https://t.co/YqKb5mqEG4
— sausage time! (@stufox) Nov 16, 2021
If public college instructors aren't supposed to teach religion in the classroom, then why am I being required to teach Bayes' theorem?
— Kameryn J.W. 🦄 (@KamerynJW) Nov 16, 2021
@M0ss_Angeles @holy_schnitt I was the exact opposite. I was the kid that got shifted around the room because “Jesus Christ, Emily, is there a SINGLE student in this entire school you WON’T talk to during instruction?” (The answer was no)
— emily rose (@ohmyyemilyy) Nov 15, 2021
RT @JonErlichman: Some predictions on the future of computing from 1999: (8 years before the iPhone release) https://t.co/sIInZGIbQm
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) Nov 14, 2021
I was today years old when I pretended to have just discovered some really basic fact for attention
— cancela lansbury (@gossipbabies) Nov 14, 2021
@sophielouisecc Oh yeah, for sure, sounds great... https://t.co/77vsSGywM2
— Dovahkiin Eruption (@pyroclasticluke) Nov 14, 2021
Take this! It’s dangerous to goat alone. https://t.co/9alUbWX35j
— Nerd Girl Says (@Rachael_Conrad) Nov 13, 2021
@DouglasHAllen @NextOnTCM https://t.co/Z2FyZWdFKe
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) Nov 14, 2021
For the record, we have not yet been invited to join the fact-based mathematics faculty of any new fact-centered universities, and must seriously doubt said universities' commitment to facts until this oversight is rectified.
— Math History Facts (@MathHistFacts) Nov 9, 2021
CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG (1968) Dick Van Dyke, Sally Ann Howes, Lionel Jeffries. Dir: Ken Hughes 5:15 PM ET An eccentric inventor uses his flying car to free a fantastical kingdom from its tyrannical ruler. 2h 25m | Musical | TV-G https://t.co/or56rR12XN
— Next On TCM (@NextOnTCM) Nov 14, 2021
"I was in an a cappella Improv group in college."
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) Nov 14, 2021
hello fellow serious mathematicians https://t.co/gbiPp88Gnh
— DR. ABOLISH THE POLICE (@pwr2dppl) Nov 8, 2021
well the baby woke up five minutes after I tweeted this
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Nov 6, 2021
'Frog,' said Toad, 'let us eat one very last cookie, and then we will stop.'
— Frog and Toad Bot (@FrogandToadbot) Nov 8, 2021
Here’s a lovely photo by @kebya of my dad bring my special guest at my Lincoln Center American Songbook concert 3 or 4 years ago. He was almost 90. Tomorrow I’m joining my family at his memorial at Peabody Conservatory. I miss him. He was a lotta fun. https://t.co/w7xyOlL2MR
— Julian Fleisher (@JulianFlei) Nov 6, 2021
The way we teach math is probably less an issue than the way admissions offices at highly rejectives regard it. I wonder what would happen if every admissions officer needed to score a 3 on the AB Calc exam.
— James S Murphy (@James_S_Murphy) Nov 5, 2021
Then Toad began to bang his head against the wall. 'Why are you banging your head against the wall?' asked Frog.
— Frog and Toad Bot (@FrogandToadbot) Nov 4, 2021
I am democratic. My food choices could not be tied to any one social class. https://t.co/yuMrSIg6Bp via @idr_labs
— Rod Dreher (@roddreher) Nov 3, 2021
Really depends on whom you mean by "we", doesn't it? https://t.co/eW5ZT9k5Xz
— Math History Facts (@MathHistFacts) Nov 3, 2021
Thanks Bill & Ted for making me ALWAYS read Socrates as SO-crates, not saw-krat-ease. 😂
— alison in migraineland (@alisonborealis) Nov 3, 2021
Frog said, 'Would you like me to tell you a story, Toad? ' 'Yes,' said Toad, 'if you know one.'
— Frog and Toad Bot (@FrogandToadbot) Nov 3, 2021
How long until Terry McAuliffe is back on CNN sharing his thoughts on how Democrats can win elections?
— Tara Golshan (@taragolshan) Nov 3, 2021
coolest trick-or-treater ever https://t.co/kECkXO7wzx
— David Wade (@davidwade) Nov 1, 2021
No Time to Die… more like No Time to Be a Bad Movie (I loved it)
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Oct 28, 2021
Too long. ALL the jokes fell flat. So-so action set pieces. But still, glad I saw BOND in a movie theater because it LOOKED great.
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) Oct 26, 2021
[CARRIE V/O]: Every so often, life for married women can get… a little bland. That’s when the luckiest of friends realize you only need a foursome… to spend a week becoming Spice girls. SAMANTHA: Ladies, I’ve just bought us four tickets to the planet Arrakis!
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Oct 26, 2021
@kenwheaton That would be more on brand, actually.
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) Oct 26, 2021
@JRMcGrail Hmmmmm. I don't know. He might be vaccinated while trying to pretend to be a anti-vax warrior.
— Ken Wheaton (@kenwheaton) Oct 26, 2021
If you ask a person who sells essay consulting what part of the admissions process matters, what answer do you think they'll give? https://t.co/LRxeVG6lwh
— James S Murphy (@James_S_Murphy) Oct 26, 2021
If you got to queen bee today, could you please dm me and tell me what the last word you found was? It’s interesting (to me) that everyone I’ve talked to so far had the same one. Thanks
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) Oct 22, 2021
'Hurry!' said Frog. 'We will run and catch it.' 'No!' shouted Toad. 'I cannot do that.' 'Why not?' asked Frog. 'Because,' wailed Toad, 'running after my list in not one of the things that I wrote on my list of things to do!'
— Frog and Toad Bot (@FrogandToadbot) Oct 20, 2021
Here's what we need: regional sensibility settings for Alexa. Midwest/Canada Alexa would reflexively apologize. New York Alexa would talk over you. Southern Alexa would blow sunshine at you, then eviscerate you in gossip with other Alexas in their parallel Alexa universe.
— Mike Vachow (@MikeVachow) Oct 20, 2021
Let’s hear her out https://t.co/0D0IS8XXRL
— Patrick Sullivan (@PatchNavillus) Oct 19, 2021
But really whomst among us hasn't gotten thicker and heavier since 2020 https://t.co/EEpYi9Mxa0
— Joe Groff (@jckarter) Oct 18, 2021
https://t.co/8nKEU9aWq4
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) Oct 18, 2021
Kinda feels like somebody has been listening to ATP.
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) Oct 18, 2021
Busy unfollowing people dumping on Colin Powell.
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) Oct 18, 2021
No vaccine is *that* good. https://t.co/KAvJFCCKiY
— Sarah Hutto (@huttopian) Oct 17, 2021
I’ve watched this funny golf video a good 50 times this week, and its backstory makes it even better: https://t.co/AUPt2FvE7F
— Tim Gavrich (@TimGavrich) Oct 15, 2021
Ok I’m sorry for fans of my edgy humor and trenchant insights that this has become a fan account for my daughter… but seriously just look at her! https://t.co/o5lmkjle09
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Oct 15, 2021
You have to root root root for the home team, if they don’t win it’s a shame …
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) Oct 15, 2021
This weekend, as Seders close with the familiar refrain, “Next year in Jerusalem,” we offer an additional prayer: "Next year in Provincetown."
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) Mar 26, 2021
We are saddened to share that cherished children's book author Beverly Cleary passed away yesterday, March 25, at 104 years old. https://t.co/Ifqu3Hfuxg https://t.co/BXywlKTSac
— HarperCollins (@HarperCollins) Mar 26, 2021
has anyone done this one yet https://t.co/DnoMxCot4Z
— Will Oremus (@WillOremus) Mar 26, 2021
So excited for this tomorrow! https://t.co/aJovtFRKrf
— Maureen Gassert Lamb (she/her/hers) (@latintechtools) Mar 19, 2021
His favorite stuffed animal is in my backpack https://t.co/MijzJUIfoP
— Rebecca (Slatkin) Sloane (@RebeccaSlatkin) Mar 26, 2021
NYers are just as likely to tell you to fuck off as to say good morning or have a nice day. They mean basically the same thing. It's like "namaste" -- the divinity in my being acknowledges the divinity in yours. Now fuck off. ;-)
— Dave Winer (@davewiner) Mar 26, 2021
@optshiftk @RebeccaSlatkin René Descartes over here like “rude”
— David Smith (@Catfish_Man) Mar 26, 2021
@EDoggTheRed @soledadobrien I miss Little Feat
— Peter Frampton (@peterframpton) Mar 25, 2021
How the Von Trapp children are coping with the pandemic: A THREAD https://t.co/39Dj5E4voP
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) Mar 25, 2021
this is of course currently problematic for mathematicians whose symbols have to pass through the Suez Canal 🚢📦 https://t.co/dbn3JlhFU6
— Math History Facts (@MathHistFacts) Mar 25, 2021
John’s reviews are a fantastic document of the early releases. I’ve said it before, but as an engineer on Mac OS X, my team and I would wait for them, read every word, and discuss them endlessly... https://t.co/im8OaG8dQ1
— Nitin Black Lives Matter Ganatra (@nitinganatra) Mar 24, 2021
What are the odds that crustacean pieces would somehow get into the one cereal box purchased by a comedian and podcaster who is “good at Twitter”?
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Mar 24, 2021
celebrating 25 civilized yet provocative years! https://t.co/nTFoDjpjyY
— Josh Barro (@jbarro) Mar 23, 2021
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/c1FEE0smko https://t.co/u0TucOuQ71
— The Onion (@TheOnion) Mar 23, 2021
RT @ThamKhaiMeng: This is every single New York Times front page since 1852. Observe the explosion of pictures in news https://t.co/u2GThQkhwH
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) Oct 14, 2021
Sooooo...barring anything crazy (and it's the Army, so if anything crazy can happen, it will), it appears that your thoughts/prayers/hecatombs/burnt offerings paid off, as I've been told that I have what amounts to a dream assignment You all must've done something right
— Angry Staff Officer (@pptsapper) Mar 22, 2021
Sidney Powell has moved to dismiss Dominion's defamation lawsuit. She argues that when she accused Dominion of being part of an election-rigging scheme with ties to Venezuela, "no reasonable person would conclude" those "were truly statements of fact" https://t.co/RDPD1eGvY3 https://t.co/p5zssgV5JJ
— Zoe Tillman (@ZoeTillman) Mar 22, 2021
A happy 90th birthday to actor William Shatner, perhaps best known to audiences as Alexei in The Brothers Karamazov (Richard Brooks, 1958). https://t.co/wTb08xMfcl
— Andy Miller at the Manchesterford Morgue 💀🎃👻 (@i_am_mill_i_am) Mar 22, 2021
You live someone else’s life until you find purpose. #leadership #management #LFreakquote
— Dan Rockwell (@Leadershipfreak) Mar 20, 2021
Happy Spring?
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) Mar 20, 2021
I am a cucumber with anxiety https://t.co/D1aRDPveiV
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) Oct 6, 2021
anyway, I dropped AP BC Calculus my senior year of high school after about... actually, 72 hours... and I suppose there was a reason.
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Sep 23, 2021
As an... – iPhone 12 owner I want... – an iPhone 13 so that... – I have an iPhone 13 #AppleEvent https://t.co/pRCIBYgiFh
— Shit User Story (@ShitUserStory) Sep 14, 2021
Twitter Gains Unique ‘Like’ Animation for Today’s Apple Event https://t.co/V2Uvn7TtYW by @waxeditorial https://t.co/MYivZ995VT
— MacRumors.com (@MacRumors) Sep 14, 2021
Lawyers are constantly advising people not to go to law school. Like, CONSTANTLY. https://t.co/8VYi6SOW4z
— Soledad O'Brien (@soledadobrien) Sep 11, 2021
Please excuse the self promotion! I'm so excited to be teaching From Epic to Epigram: Teaching Latin Poetry starting on September 13th.Please feel free to DM me with questions! #langchat #latinteach #classicstwitter @aclclassics https://t.co/iqHPd2Y3ZV
— Maureen Gassert Lamb (she/her/hers) (@latintechtools) Sep 10, 2021
Straight to my veins! #Matrix https://t.co/QLtU1EVwvY
— Robert Herzog (@HerzogIND) Sep 10, 2021
Bloomberg Reports That Kevin Lynch — Who, It Turns Out, Is Not a Bozo but Was Just Being a Solid Team Player for Adobe Back When He Was Staunchly Defending Flash in the Face of the Obvious Fact That Flash Was Crap Technology Holding Back the Entire … https://t.co/VVlZLrpZYO
— Daring Fireball (@daringfireball) Sep 9, 2021
Wait. Greg Abbott has always had the power my dear to end rape in Texas? https://t.co/mihRbMjrpS https://t.co/SL2CkPRqSR
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) Sep 7, 2021
This stsge is lit! https://t.co/9sL0Jn2DJr
— Julian Fleisher (@JulianFlei) Sep 4, 2021
https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/45235/the-snow-man-56d224a6d4e90
RT @david_perell: Make your effort invisible. Here's my mini-essay. https://t.co/zE7IG8Jamn
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) Sep 3, 2021
Make your effort invisible. Here's my mini-essay. https://t.co/zE7IG8Jamn
— David Perell (@david_perell) Sep 3, 2021
At the doctor for a pre-long weekend checkup https://t.co/VyPyBu92JM
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Sep 3, 2021
🎶Now look at me and this opportunity🎶 https://t.co/Ljav3iFBiN
— James LaPorta (@JimLaPorta) Sep 3, 2021
Congrats, @CeciliaRAragon ! Looking forward to reading it - https://t.co/pU6fdmyVcc
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) Sep 2, 2021
“Yea, curing childhood cancer is cool and all, but trolling @caseyliss? Price-liss” https://t.co/CnVRXa69AX @StJude https://t.co/mZuA6cF5M6
— Matt VanOrmer (@MattVanOrmer) Sep 2, 2021
Why ‘The Other Two’ Is Setting a New Standard for TV Comedy Right Now https://t.co/UWhNDkcfiE
— Variety (@Variety) Sep 2, 2021
The latest from me, on what happens if Opportunity Zones meet higher taxes #OZ #tax #financialadvisor #wealthmanagement #TaxTwitter @Cresset_Capital @ScottB_CFP #AvidianWealth @OpportunityDb https://t.co/v8pplSFD2q
— Lynnley Browning (@BrowningLynnley) Sep 2, 2021
a Rube Goldberg machine for calling anything that appears complex or contrived a Rube Goldberg machine
— Michael J Barany (@MBarany) Sep 2, 2021
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