Inside the shop sat the skeleton of a single Roman woman, estimated 35 years old. She remains, to this day, waiting for her friends, who unfortunately believed they were all meeting at El Cantinero. https://t.co/UrayYTGUuj
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) December 26, 2020
I try to set aside time to putt every day, too. https://t.co/OCms1vmsQe
— Tim Gavrich (@TimGavrich) December 25, 2020
Not only is this one of the funniest moments on @RecDiffs that I can think of in a while, it’s the most continuous, audible, unable-to-be-muted glee I’ve ever heard from @siracusa, which is delightful. pic.twitter.com/BFe3TNbOg5
— Matt Killmon (@stillmoms) December 25, 2020
— Ulrike G. 🦉🐦🍦 (@UliDiG) December 25, 2020
Insight via @BradLaubert pic.twitter.com/czewumPwng
— Todd (@ToddWhitaker) December 23, 2020
The lesson here is that we dads don’t want anything for Christmas. Seriously nothing. Don’t buy us a damn thing.
— Archer (@Archer74885050) December 23, 2020
If you are in your 50s, I am going to write a sentence down that is going to really fuck up your night. Ready?
— Brian Koppelman (@briankoppelman) December 23, 2020
Carol O'Connor was 54 during the last season of All In The Family.
"This is the ask, brother."
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) December 22, 2020
Wow. https://t.co/PV5ZR1mMio
"This is the ask, brother."
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) December 22, 2020
Wow. https://t.co/PV5ZR1mMio
It’s like watching Beyoncé nail all the key changes in “Love on Top.” pic.twitter.com/YRktJVUKaE
— Saeed Jones (@theferocity) December 22, 2020
Anyone else rip their mask off when they get in to the car like they’ve just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey’s Anatomy
— Zach (@zachnm) December 20, 2020
— caleb gamman (@calebgamman) December 21, 2020
It’s not good enough to hear about what’s in the bill. Members of Congress need to see & read the bills we are expected to vote on.
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) December 21, 2020
I know it’s “controversial” & I get in trouble for sharing things like this, but the people of this country deserve to know. They deserve better.
what are you doing in an ihop in the middle of a pandemic
— Adrian H (@Adrian_H) December 21, 2020
Did I buy the Sedaris omnibus collection? Yes, I *am* a gay man who began reading books from the grown-up section of the library in the late 1990s and was an Entertainment Weekly subscriber from 2002 to 2007. Am I proud I bought it? ...That's one secret I'll never tell.
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) December 18, 2020
“Ugh, men are just the worst. But because you’re a woman, you’re strong and unique, like a tiger made of unicorns. No one else understands how underappreciated you are. But we do. Buy our tube socks.”
— Adam Lane Smith (@TheBrometheus) December 17, 2020
—Every advertising agency in America
Should the “paper of record” be behind a paywall?
— dave@scripting.com (@davewiner) December 17, 2020
Watch this company in Japan using an ingenious method with balloons to decommission an old power line without blocking highway traffic [source, full video: https://t.co/ht6vig1KD3] pic.twitter.com/yiq2mNsYSL
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) December 15, 2020
About 80% of my git commit messages. https://t.co/tNczJqBeFE
— Casey Liss (@caseyliss) December 15, 2020
I discuss this on my webinar. DM me for details and payment instructions.
— Rob Long (@rcbl) December 14, 2020
From the studio that brought you Extraction + The Old Guard comes an action-thriller that pits man against machine + leaves you wondering: Can technology save us or will it be our demise? Anthony Mackie + Damson Idris star in Outside The Wire on @Netflix Jan 15 pic.twitter.com/8QvCSehWDz
— NetflixFilm (@NetflixFilm) December 11, 2020
This is a good one. Simple and solid episode. https://t.co/of3S2d85Bs
— John Gruber (@gruber) December 13, 2020
FACT CHECK: They're called "servers" by the people who don't look down on them. https://t.co/Qm3Z96fZ3N
— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) December 12, 2020
I’ll wait to hear from Gene Munster
— Jeremy Jones (@ijones) December 12, 2020
I kept waiting for the caretakers to get fed up with Rey wrecking the island, and then going full Ewok on her.
— Michael Howe (@mhowe1980) December 11, 2020
As the Very Left continues to disappoint the Very, Very Left, I am here for all the shade. https://t.co/WOfc6nLTdS
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) December 11, 2020
I’m old enough to remember when TIME Magazine was not a pathetic joke.
— Tracelator (@Tracelator) December 11, 2020
I used to think parents in Brooklyn behaved in an entitled manner, then I became a parent in Brooklyn and realized just how much I was entitled to!!
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) December 11, 2020
absolutely COLOSSAL error in buying some separate Hanukkah- and Christmas-themed stamps instead of just exclusively winter-themed stamps... can't keep any of these cards straight... please learn from my mistakes
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) December 10, 2020
Clare is what they call an "extreme talent." Her writing is must-read, her podcast analysis is witty & empathetic, & she's one of the greatest friends you cld hope to have.
— Galen Druke (@galendruke) December 7, 2020
At a 538 live show, there's no applause like a Clare Malone applause.
Editors, you hit the jackpot today. https://t.co/0LToNZMRCk
December 6, 1901: Odd Nansen’s Birthday https://t.co/QYPZrWSKg5
— Timothy Boyce (@timothyJboyce) December 6, 2020
Sears Catalog ‘Kit Homes’ From the Early 20th Century https://t.co/hr2UdahxQN
— Architecture Hub (@architecturehub) December 5, 2020
Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds. pic.twitter.com/v1jvCTNMmK
— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) December 5, 2020
The first blade of grass pops through the surface of the dirt. Later there will be a lawn here. You hope it'll be thick and green. Useful. But for now it's just the one blade of grass. It's nice moment. The code is no longer just an idea, it's now a thing.
— dave@scripting.com (@davewiner) December 5, 2020
DACA is here to stay. Dreamers are here to stay.
— ACLU (@ACLU) December 5, 2020
Me: Mama I made the Bloomberg50!!!
— Tech Bro (@OdunEweniyi) December 4, 2020
Mom: what’s that?
Me: It’s-
Mom: Be washing the plates as you tell me.
Just got word that my baby made the 1 Under 1 list
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) December 1, 2020
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