**Selecting text then pasting a link**
— David Yanofsky (@YAN0) September 30, 2020
Turns the selected text into a hyperlink:
Wordpress, Slack
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Google Docs, Gmail, Word, other garbage products
Stick a fork in ya....you're done.
— Tripletma (@tripletma) September 30, 2020
“Well, that’s fine for Merlin” is a not uncommon response in my home.
— Jonathan Caprell (@jbcaprell) September 28, 2020
YOU do that! https://t.co/deFsrkVFuB
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) September 28, 2020
BREAKING: ‘The Onion’ Has Obtained The IRS Tax Form 1040 https://t.co/QEy77wG7aF pic.twitter.com/6mwL6QT1hV
— The Onion (@TheOnion) September 28, 2020
I told my wife, "maybe you didn't think it thru", to which I got an instant ironic comeback "YOU didn't think it thru" reflecting how I always kid with her
— Harsh Nisar (@harshnisar) September 28, 2020
1st time in 2 years of married life that she's used a reference from a geek podcast (@RecDiffs ) I listen to. Thanks Merlin
Have any past presidents had home mortgages? If so, what favors did they do for Putin to pay it off?
— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) September 28, 2020
Same geographical size:
— Cycling Professor (@fietsprofessor) September 27, 2020
⬅ A highway interchange in Houston, USA.
➡ The Italian city of Sienna (population 30.000)
(source: https://t.co/7aqt3uXzZB) pic.twitter.com/MiLGodUvPS
Randomly rewatching “Lost in Translation” and remembering that, feeling vaguely obligated to put a poster of SOME woman in my high school locker, I put up this: pic.twitter.com/TWDRpvzpW2
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) September 27, 2020
Just look at this polling chart from Wisconsin pic.twitter.com/lR6MtI2Wup
— Fernet Bronco (@BusterBroncoEsq) September 26, 2020
Ew gross! Why would a fashion designer want raw sewage in his studio? pic.twitter.com/F8D47ofVaI
— David Pogue (@Pogue) September 26, 2020
no *you're* procrastinating on a Friday evening by trawling for interesting comments in a century-old visitor book
— Michael J Barany (@MBarany) September 26, 2020
You can’t atone for being a huge West Wing nerd back then by bashing Aaron Sorkin now. You can’t run from yourself. Find peace within
— Joe Bernstein (@Bernstein) September 25, 2020
Breathtaking really. https://t.co/396okhVI1S
— Mary Titsworth Chandler (@marytchandler) September 24, 2020
the baby listening to another 35 minutes of "The Secret History" audiobook every time I feed her pic.twitter.com/4skeqkxtOp
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) September 24, 2020
When I told the customer service rep that all my needs had been met, she responded “awesome possum,” and now I know that everything is going to be just fine.
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) September 23, 2020
— jamesjensen (@jamesje23129687) September 23, 2020
Voters should throw Republicans out for rushing to install a RBG replacement but letting a stimulus bill just sit there and wait.
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) September 22, 2020
SXSW 👏 should 👏 be 👏 named 👏 Techsas 👏
— Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair 🦥 (@senatorshoshana) September 21, 2020
“By force of her intellect, will, and keen sense of justice, she helped bend the arc of the moral universe.” May her memory be a blessing. https://t.co/PN4Z1kj7ok
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) September 21, 2020
FYI, in response to criticisms along these lines, USC is now showing a 14-day version of their poll. It has been much more stable, and that's the one we'll be using in our polling averages going forward. https://t.co/tKMP83ybVt pic.twitter.com/9oj2jlKZD8
— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) September 21, 2020
OK a break from my usual air of ironic detachment to say I’m obsessed with this chair and basket I got for Baby C today... pic.twitter.com/XRwb4SiTMY
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) September 20, 2020
There's generations of powerful Jewish women in this photo
— Angry Staff Officer (@pptsapper) September 19, 2020
I can't stop seeing them
I hope we never stop seeing them
Rest in power, RBG - thank you for fighting. Always. pic.twitter.com/ACM4gaWDzU
For more world-renowned reportage, visit https://t.co/csf5QUbhed. pic.twitter.com/RE2ZhIQRW5
— The Onion (@TheOnion) September 19, 2020
Am I the only one hearing “Tiny Dancer” in the background? Is that something I should be concerned about? https://t.co/anvpZiLvBb
— Rob Long (@rcbl) September 19, 2020
Yes, we will have an emergency podcast tomorrow.
— Galen Druke (@galendruke) September 19, 2020
On a hike with the family:
— Aman Brar (@amandbrar) September 18, 2020
“Honey, I told you we’d see Indians in these woods.”
Hats off to you, sir! 😂
Just so I'm being honest. #SciMomJourneys pic.twitter.com/4yZMKtVxwP
— Gretchen Goldman, PhD (@GretchenTG) September 15, 2020
"The Glass Bead Game" from Hermann Hesse
— Kranzi Kranzhuber (@kranzhuber) September 15, 2020
Stephenson's Anathem.
— Adam Shapiro (@TryingBiology) September 15, 2020
I cant believe Mr. Grohl wrote a song about me!?! This is so so so #EPIC!! I think its the best song EVER, in the WORLD, EVER!!! Thank you so much Dave. You have raised the stakes to all instruments! I accept your next challenge! Thank you to the whole Grohl family! @foofighters pic.twitter.com/rWgTBwEtyb
— Nandi Bushell (@Nandi_Bushell) September 14, 2020
Check if the liquid contact indicators are tripped.
— John Siracusa (@siracusa) September 14, 2020
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) September 13, 2020
My friend made this (he isn't on Twitter; I'm sharing with his permission): The Villeneuve Scale of Air Pollution. It is perfect and I love Denis Villeneuve. pic.twitter.com/9wYvMvlq0f
— Alisha Grauso (@AlishaGrauso) September 12, 2020
URL of my IMDb page send tweet https://t.co/4PIZzVm0eJ
— Rob Long (@rcbl) September 13, 2020
For the first time ever, a woman, Maya Gabeira, surfed a taller wave than her male counterpart, breaking a world record in the process. So why do some people think the World Surf League is burying that news? @maggiejmertens reports: https://t.co/PEDT665Nih
— The Atlantic (@TheAtlantic) September 12, 2020
https://t.co/J8qn7Bfe7B pic.twitter.com/ywjFvsGfCR
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) September 12, 2020
"The really important kind of freedom involves attention, and awareness, and discipline, and effort, and being able truly to care about other people and to sacrifice for them, over and over, in myriad unsexy ways, every day."
— Boston Review (@BostonReview) September 12, 2020
— DFW, who died #OnThisDay. https://t.co/TcgKiSXZZC
I went to high school on Oklahoma and never heard a peep about the 1921 Tulsa Massacre, or the Osage Native Murders of the 1910s-1920s, or Oklahoma's socialist past. These are inconvenient truths.
— Angelo Young (@angeloyoung_) September 7, 2020
"Hey, can you record this for people who couldn't make it?"
— Martin Asnong (@Valkendorm) September 4, 2020
*Recording starts*
"Thanks"
*Leaves meeting*
*Mutes mic*
— Mat Velloso (@matvelloso) September 4, 2020
"Nothing from me"
Everyone: "DAVE YOU'RE ON MUTE"
Everyone wants what’s best for their kids’ education. But who gets to decide what’s best for everyone? “Nice White Parents,” a new podcast from the makers of “Serial,” takes a look at one public school — and repeated efforts to change it.
— The New York Times (@nytimes) August 19, 2020
As per my last engraved tablet pic.twitter.com/ajB2E0ktWp
— Lethality Jane (@LethalityJane) September 1, 2020
here’s where I am today... pic.twitter.com/nW4M1mKWMR
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) September 1, 2020
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