Jason, this is my good friend Dave Smith who did John Mayer's Born and Raised album. It's where I'd love to end up practising — an art form much like pottery that brings our souls instantly to the task at hand https://t.co/Z5Rd3djoYB
— Julian Summerhayes Ⓥ (@JuSummerhayes) February 28, 2020
Downballot Carnage was my favorite band in college. https://t.co/JGVcZmJnh2
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) February 28, 2020
He had a great vacuum cleaner.
— Erik Charter (@ErikCharter2) February 28, 2020
Hi, I’m a senior engineer. You might know me from my greatest hits “but *why* is it null?” “There is greater honor in deleting code than in writing more” And the chart-topping “let’s just walk over to them and ask”
— Jules Glegg 🏳️⚧️ (@heyjulesfern) February 27, 2020
People want to do what's best for kids they love and will try to. That's why these stories will continue to write themselves, and everyone will cringe and look away, until Dems get straight on choice in K-12 education by having something robust to say. https://t.co/ymfv8kgAV1
— Andrew Rotherham (@arotherham) February 26, 2020
"Mac Pro's $400 Wheels Have No Locks to Prevent Rolling"
— Neil Cybart (@neilcybart) February 27, 2020
I know things like this really get some people going...But think about it for longer than five seconds.
Why would you put wheels on the Mac Pro if it is going to be kept on your desk? pic.twitter.com/WFy4wNCaEu
Because EVERYONE should hear this baby’s laugh before they go to sleep tonight ....
— 💥I’ve got soul but I’m not a soldier💥 (@JoeSteelerFan) February 26, 2020
pic.twitter.com/TWq4Wuu4Vl
You've been reading Walker Percy, haven't you?
— Rod Dreher (@roddreher) February 27, 2020
Liberal arts major
— Aaron Clarey (@aaron_clarey) February 25, 2020
— Brian McMullen (@mcmubria) February 24, 2020
Windows update required
— Old Soldier (@OMGTheMess) February 24, 2020
Bush: "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job" https://t.co/XuDDx6aNCt
— Dave (@davewiner) February 26, 2020
My first 1500 piece puzzle done and dusted. Another good one from @RavensburgerNA pic.twitter.com/spQh9fTz2A
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) February 26, 2020
I just signed an offer letter/promotion where I negotiated a 70% raise. I truly can't believe it.
— Katie Mac (@katiemccauley_) February 18, 2020
I remember last year after ending my marriage, I had literally $50 in my bank account at one point.
I'M MY OWN HERO
— Jim Meehan, MD (@DocMeehan) February 19, 2020
I’m also a Unix nerd!
— John Siracusa (@siracusa) February 19, 2020
Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? pic.twitter.com/YhSRNLC2XC
— taebo barbie (@taebobarbie) February 19, 2020
In other cultures they'd smile and say "This little one's been here before."
— Linds (@ArchieDaRival) February 19, 2020
The strongest argument for socialism is that it sounds good. The strongest argument against socialism is that it doesn't work. But those who live by words will always have a soft spot in their hearts for socialism because it sounds so good.
— Thomas Sowell (@ThomasSowell) February 17, 2020
SUCK IT, LITERATURE. pic.twitter.com/UthDzMPnnM
— Literary Hub (@lithub) February 18, 2020
So does this mean I'm never going to get those Boy Scouts cookies I ordered?
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) February 18, 2020
Does she get her own action figure? I hope so! Congratulations, Jacqui! #AmericasLibrarians https://t.co/qZZiOlnZ3X
— Jeff Schwager (@JeffSchwager10) February 18, 2020
Got up this morning and paid off law school, 23 years after I graduated.
— Linda Holmes (@lindaholmes) February 18, 2020
What Dreams May Come, just for the sheer beauty of it.
— Nola Barrett (@nolab123) February 16, 2020
Love this poem. Thanks @JeffSchwager10 for sending it to me. We Who Are Your Closest Friends https://t.co/a2E0cXZsHw
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) February 15, 2020
Roses are red, Varsity’s Blue, Harvard will love you if you’re rich and row crew. #eduvalentines
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) February 14, 2020
this is canon pic.twitter.com/bVq6cTC2kO
— corey kindberg (@coreykindberg) February 13, 2020
— Susan Hurley (@smmh007) February 11, 2020
Not gonna lie, the first time I tried Turkish Delight my first thought was, “THIS?! THIS is what it cost to sell out your siblings? This isn’t even good.” 😭😂
— Cherisse (@Cher_Your_Glam) February 11, 2020
Whenever I think I'm being too petty, I remember that Gen Winfield Scott dead ass moved Army headquarters from DC to NYC because he didn't like President Franklin Pierce (who he lost the 1852 election to) and SecWar Jefferson Davis
— Angry Staff Officer (@pptsapper) February 11, 2020
Goals, right there
watching something set in the mid-1990s and just realized that "SlimFast" has a double meaning... the FedEx arrow all over again...
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) February 11, 2020
This is just to say
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) February 11, 2020
I have eaten
the Turkish Delight
which enticed me
into betraying
my siblings
Forgive me
it was so delicious
and so enchanted
and I was really
mad at Peter
“The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men.”
— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) February 10, 2020
Plato, The Republic
"jokes" https://t.co/DSMsjyf9F5
— The Incomparable (@theincomparable) February 9, 2020
Knock It the Fuck Off: https://t.co/mR6imO1EuI
— Brent Simmons (@brentsimmons) February 9, 2020
So I must share:
— Jamie L Palmer, PhD (@JamieLPalmerPhD) February 7, 2020
My child visited campus & she was horrified for students:
“Where are there cubbies? Where do they put their snacks? The desks are TOO small to practice letters. There’s no room for nap time cots. This is ALL wrong”
5 year old’s take on problems with college.
Does this count? pic.twitter.com/GRi5JKSGYF
— Tracelator (@Tracelator) February 5, 2020
I'm 62% of the way through Rogue One. I love how this ragtag group comes together to get things done. I can't wait for them to show up in the next main Star Wars movie!
— Non-Renewing Mike (@KingM91) February 5, 2020
A solid 10% of being an engineering manager is asking two people if they've talked to each other yet
— Adrienne Porter Felt (@__apf__) February 4, 2020
There are only 6 kinds of tweet:
— Nicholas Jerald Hurwitch (@heWIZARD) February 3, 2020
1. I feel drunk but I'm sober
2. I'm young and I'm underpaid
3. I'm tired but I'm working, yeah
4. I care but I'm restless
5. I'm here but I'm really gone
6. I'm wrong and I'm sorry, baby
Not all, but much, would be forgiven if Robby Mook tweeted "I feel like 'Iowa' explanation!" ;)
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) February 4, 2020
Democratic primaries should be in order of when State joined the Union. Don't @ me.
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) February 4, 2020
I remain confused why you would need a purpose-built app to report just a few thousand data points. You could have done it on any number of ordinary messaging platforms so long as you pre-credentialed the users.
— Josh Barro (@jbarro) February 4, 2020
This is the best thing you'll see today 😍
— Akki (@akkitwts) February 2, 2020
pic.twitter.com/xhOsd3imIM
Trying to help folks decide the #IACaucus pic.twitter.com/BathXKEF6Q
— Helen Hofelt (@HelenHofelt) February 3, 2020
I’m confused.
— Ana Lorena Fabrega (@anafabrega11) February 2, 2020
How did we conclude that the best way to prepare kids for the future is to cluster them into a setting where they are organized by age, into grades, and forced to learn the same things, at the same time and pace, 7 hours a day, 5 days a week, for 12 + years?
Huh?
Every state's least favourite state #Map #Maps #Terriblemaps #TerribleMap #USA pic.twitter.com/5wMRnibsEZ
— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) February 1, 2020
i am back. i learned nothing. https://t.co/NZbTVi7KRc
— liva worst (@realchoppedliva) February 1, 2020
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