so this is how my thanksgiving went down last night.. pic.twitter.com/e8v8Bnd3vT
— Shedcci Elisa Prado (@shedcci) November 29, 2019
#GoldenAge @ScottAdamsSays https://t.co/8XegX0FQ8S
— RobertMCle (@RobertMCle) November 29, 2019
Leaked footage from @marcoarment’s office remodel pic.twitter.com/im6sR1DyFA
— Keith Vertrees (@thepriceisright) November 27, 2019
Putin said Russia is militarily ready for a Cuban Missile-style crisis if the United States wanted one and threatened to place hypersonic nuclear missiles on ships or submarines near U.S. territorial waters.https://t.co/oxpSQizh9G
— Julia Davis (@JuliaDavisNews) November 27, 2019
Today the restaurant still serves their burgers as they always have, with only cheese, tomato, or onions. https://t.co/wG1TbZcFnH
— Atlas Obscura (@atlasobscura) November 28, 2019
Happy Forever Thanksgiving This! pic.twitter.com/ZFHb81EnBI
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) November 28, 2019
I can say from experience, that while delightful in the moment, chili and Madeira are not optimal prep for a road roace
— Angry Staff Officer (@pptsapper) November 28, 2019
Computer Not Looking Forward To Having To Replace Man's Repetitive, Mindless Job https://t.co/4yZhU3Xs5r pic.twitter.com/GVVc1IZlMo
— The Onion (@TheOnion) November 27, 2019
The Weight is timeless and perfect. https://t.co/5rCnQYEfRF
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) November 26, 2019
There's a lot of white noise out there . . . this isn't. Worth a listen.https://t.co/bCGwphCdqJ
— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) November 26, 2019
A bailment for every ailment.
— Walter Olson (@walterolson) November 26, 2019
David Foster Wallace’s Famous Commencement Speech "This is Water" Visualized in a Short Film https://t.co/OwtmeFk1nc pic.twitter.com/Kf3GeZICmT
— Open Culture (@openculture) November 26, 2019
— Seth Trueger (@MDaware) November 23, 2019
Linguistic Kill Shot #OKBloomberg https://t.co/zW6pNmOEo1
— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) November 24, 2019
Being on the dev team https://t.co/jhSlQat1JE
— Jana Sloan van Geest (@janamakesgames) November 20, 2019
Sherlock - A Scandal In Belgravia
— David Black (@muffin_train) November 24, 2019
If you suffered in life and want other people to suffer as you did because "you turned out fine," you did not in fact turn out fine.
— Daniel Shipwreck (@daniel_swensen) November 22, 2019
Can't believe no one's said the magicians' a life in the day!!!
— vacation caitlin (@HelloCVH) November 24, 2019
(we all know my tv taste is trash but j swear this worth dumpster diving for)
"The Trolley Problem"
— PossibleCabbage (@HelpIamaCabbage) November 24, 2019
You know what would be some awesome, Christians-at-the-Colosseum barbaric entertainment? If these idiots tried this stunt at an SEC game. https://t.co/8YZ5aVweET
— Rod Dreher (@roddreher) November 23, 2019
Nailed it https://t.co/gl2j0cP5kx
— Jason Snell (@jsnell) November 24, 2019
Fixed it in post @elonmusk pic.twitter.com/Pcekx6rMmA
— Adam Lisagor (@adamlisagor) November 23, 2019
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) November 22, 2019
This one from a couple weeks ago was great pic.twitter.com/hr6VojVjsu
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) November 22, 2019
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) November 20, 2019
Me to students: Make sure everything you read is in your Zotero, add some notes, and keep all your physical materials in one spot!
— Dr. Kara L. McShane (@karalmcshane) November 19, 2019
Me the researcher, staring at my bookshelves: Okay, I am pretty sure the book I read this in is red.
“Merry…Christmas…” pic.twitter.com/md5aQicAqF
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) November 20, 2019
Alexander Vindman tells his father not to worry: “I will be fine for telling the truth.”
— Preet Bharara (@PreetBharara) November 19, 2019
Want scene where Taylor Swift covers "Stray Cat Strut" as restored extra of the@catsmovie Blu-ray DVD.
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) November 19, 2019
Thanks to all the alums who joined us at @IUBloomington last Thursday! — @MotherBearsBLM pic.twitter.com/618mLUDvEh
— Park Tudor (@parktudor) November 18, 2019
You're not wrong: contemporary brussels sprouts are actually much better than the bitter little balls of hate we were served as children. https://t.co/f6CDtsb76x
— James S Murphy (@James_S_Murphy) November 16, 2019
@atpfm The PCjr’s original chiclet keyboard. pic.twitter.com/5cHseqcibJ
— Alistair Logie (@alistairlogie) November 14, 2019
Just to be clear, I am not testifying today.
— David Yanofsky (@YAN0) November 15, 2019
“It appears helmet use increases the accident rate by more than 40 per cent" https://t.co/KqsygsDP97
— Real Gaz of Trumpton #fbpe (@gazza_d) November 13, 2019
Ex-lead scorer on Ms. Pac-Man. Renaissance Center, 1977. ❤️❤️ https://t.co/3tb9lGXrwM
— Soledad O'Brien (@soledadobrien) November 12, 2019
I love this concise and correct @AdamSerwer paragraph. https://t.co/2artYd58rx pic.twitter.com/xbTl7G0kvL
— Christine Emba (@ChristineEmba) November 12, 2019
Greatest. Correction. Ever. pic.twitter.com/smNLzUHwAT
— Daniel Brogan (@dbrogan) November 11, 2019
Daube de boeuf made. Firewood laid in. Early ‘70s Van Morrison discs loaded. Teakettle on high alert. Bring it, cold front — we’re ready for you. pic.twitter.com/bkqL73ufPG
— Rod Dreher (@roddreher) November 11, 2019
We can’t talk about supporting the troops when they go off to fight in military conflicts then fail to support them when they return home.
— Ro Khanna (@RoKhanna) November 11, 2019
This #VeteransDay we must commit to investing in our veterans with:
🏠 Housing
🏥 Health care
💼 Job training
🧠 Mental health treatment
It’s the prisoner’s dilemma .. for kids! pic.twitter.com/DYvwcZEMaP
— Jeff Atwood (@codinghorror) November 11, 2019
🎶 when the
— ghost, to me (@GhostEsq) November 5, 2019
moon hits your eye
like it's 4:45
that's November 🎶
I want to buy something but my luggage already weighs 40 pounds and I wouldn’t be able to take the #CVSreceipt with me. pic.twitter.com/UE9CgX7i49
— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) November 11, 2019
Start with a Super Tuesday or ten states and rotate the starting 10 every 4 years. You would get a better sampling.
— Truth in our Republic (@republic_truth) November 11, 2019
Maybe Bloomberg should endorse a candidate that's already up and running.
— Dave Winer (@davewiner) November 10, 2019
Help elevate them into the top tier.
For example @amyklobuchar.
The next time CNN asks Elizabeth Warren how she is going to pay for something she should just be like:
— Conor (@conorjrogers) November 8, 2019
“If I tell you Mexico will pay for it will you give it 32 hours of free airtime per month?”
Only one like to give, but if I could have given more I would have. If all boomers were like you, there’d have been no ok boomer meme.
— Scott Wright (@jswright61) November 9, 2019
Someone just paid $51,360 for this perfect 1983 Jeep Cherokee.https://t.co/JnfiaPIyz5 pic.twitter.com/xPePsJA0Xw
— Jalopnik (@Jalopnik) November 9, 2019
Immortalized!https://t.co/EaUNay4SYv pic.twitter.com/bxhGmlbNRx
— Letterboxd (@letterboxd) November 8, 2019
OK "OK Boomer."
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) November 8, 2019
today's news reminds me of being interviewed for a Gates scholarship years ago: they asked me why Bill Gates should fund a PhD in poetry instead of sending tens of thousands of mosquito nets to Africa. I suggested he could probably afford both. I did not get the scholarship.
— Kristin Grogan (@KristinGrogan) November 7, 2019
Exacerbated not exasperated. “This was only exasperated by the fact that Twitter's most prolific tweeters tend to be celebrities, politicians, and members of the media” https://t.co/0h00WA2LhU
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) November 6, 2019
Like, sure, the future will probably be ruled by corporate tyrants and shrouded in acidic rain, but no way we won't have Mars colonies, right?
— Ross Douthat (@DouthatNYT) November 5, 2019
I will definitely be using “Male much, critic?” in the future. https://t.co/kuPhjyG5HK
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) November 5, 2019
CONGRATULATIONS to freshman Sophia Kennedy on her 5th place finishing at XC State Finals! pic.twitter.com/1856XFFIFC
— PT Booster Club (@PTBoosterClub) November 2, 2019
Varsity Girls Soccer about to take the field in @RIIL_sports quarterfinals action against @ClassicalHSPVD. #playthegame pic.twitter.com/lrjYOBkadY
— PCD Athletics (@PCDAthletics) November 4, 2019
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! i feel faint u are amazing this is truly wacko to see 🥰🥺🙀 https://t.co/RF9uCwFUbt
— liva worst (@realchoppedliva) November 2, 2019
College admissions and enrollment management woes:"the doubling and trebling of students who are frenziedly competing to get into about 35 to 50 of the most selective [schools]." Forecasts of nationwide enrollment crises to come.
— James S Murphy (@James_S_Murphy) November 2, 2019
The year: 1962. #emchat pic.twitter.com/6Tna7kbDSR
If I were assembling a party for a D&D campaign, pretty much the last people I'd invite are 2020 Dem candidates.
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) November 2, 2019
It's basically 17 people all saying their only interest is in being the new DM or else they're quitting games forever and calling their Mom FOR A RIDE HOME RIGHT NOW.
Ah. So, finally admitting he couldn't succeed at a thing we absolutely never needed him for, the man boldly rules out even attempting the one thing we actually really practically need him for.
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) November 2, 2019
Congrats, man. You're officially an honorary boomer.https://t.co/ROCJGAnOwQ pic.twitter.com/VrQKNTFDDa
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