Favorite tweet from shedcci

so this is how my thanksgiving went down last night.. pic.twitter.com/e8v8Bnd3vT

— Shedcci Elisa Prado (@shedcci) November 29, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/shedcci

November 29, 2019 at 01:12PM
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RT @RobertMCle: #GoldenAge @ScottAdamsSays https://t.co/8XegX0FQ8S

#GoldenAge @ScottAdamsSays https://t.co/8XegX0FQ8S

— RobertMCle (@RobertMCle) November 29, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from thepriceisright

Leaked footage from @marcoarment’s office remodel pic.twitter.com/im6sR1DyFA

— Keith Vertrees (@thepriceisright) November 27, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/thepriceisright

November 27, 2019 at 05:08PM
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Favorite tweet from JuliaDavisNews

Putin said Russia is militarily ready for a Cuban Missile-style crisis if the United States wanted one and threatened to place hypersonic nuclear missiles on ships or submarines near U.S. territorial waters.https://t.co/oxpSQizh9G

— Julia Davis (@JuliaDavisNews) November 27, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/JuliaDavisNews

November 27, 2019 at 02:52PM
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Favorite tweet from atlasobscura

Today the restaurant still serves their burgers as they always have, with only cheese, tomato, or onions. https://t.co/wG1TbZcFnH

— Atlas Obscura (@atlasobscura) November 28, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/atlasobscura

November 27, 2019 at 11:15PM
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Favorite tweet from JRMcGrail

Happy Forever Thanksgiving This! pic.twitter.com/ZFHb81EnBI

— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) November 28, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/JRMcGrail

November 28, 2019 at 10:24AM
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Favorite tweet from pptsapper

I can say from experience, that while delightful in the moment, chili and Madeira are not optimal prep for a road roace

— Angry Staff Officer (@pptsapper) November 28, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/pptsapper

November 28, 2019 at 10:16AM
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Favorite tweet from TheOnion

Computer Not Looking Forward To Having To Replace Man's Repetitive, Mindless Job https://t.co/4yZhU3Xs5r pic.twitter.com/GVVc1IZlMo

— The Onion (@TheOnion) November 27, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/TheOnion

November 27, 2019 at 12:29PM
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The Weight is timeless and perfect. https://t.co/5rCnQYEfRF

The Weight is timeless and perfect. https://t.co/5rCnQYEfRF

— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) November 26, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from cegriff3

There's a lot of white noise out there . . . this isn't. Worth a listen.https://t.co/bCGwphCdqJ

— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) November 26, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/cegriff3

November 26, 2019 at 05:52PM
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Favorite tweet from walterolson

A bailment for every ailment.

— Walter Olson (@walterolson) November 26, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/walterolson

November 26, 2019 at 02:37PM
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Favorite tweet from openculture

David Foster Wallace’s Famous Commencement Speech "This is Water" Visualized in a Short Film https://t.co/OwtmeFk1nc pic.twitter.com/Kf3GeZICmT

— Open Culture (@openculture) November 26, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/openculture

November 26, 2019 at 12:40AM
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Favorite tweet from MDaware

https://t.co/bdKQv2lZSd

— Seth Trueger (@MDaware) November 23, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/MDaware

November 23, 2019 at 06:36AM
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Favorite tweet from ScottAdamsSays

Linguistic Kill Shot #OKBloomberg https://t.co/zW6pNmOEo1

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) November 24, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays

November 24, 2019 at 11:12AM
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Favorite tweet from janamakesgames

Being on the dev team https://t.co/jhSlQat1JE

— Jana Sloan van Geest (@janamakesgames) November 20, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/janamakesgames

November 20, 2019 at 05:49PM
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Favorite tweet from muffin_train

Sherlock - A Scandal In Belgravia

— David Black (@muffin_train) November 24, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/muffin_train

November 24, 2019 at 01:01PM
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Favorite tweet from daniel_swensen

If you suffered in life and want other people to suffer as you did because "you turned out fine," you did not in fact turn out fine.

— Daniel Shipwreck (@daniel_swensen) November 22, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/daniel_swensen

November 22, 2019 at 10:44AM
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Favorite tweet from HelloCVH

Can't believe no one's said the magicians' a life in the day!!!

(we all know my tv taste is trash but j swear this worth dumpster diving for)

— vacation caitlin (@HelloCVH) November 24, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/HelloCVH

November 24, 2019 at 01:07PM
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Favorite tweet from HelpIamaCabbage

"The Trolley Problem"

— PossibleCabbage (@HelpIamaCabbage) November 24, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/HelpIamaCabbage

November 24, 2019 at 01:06PM
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Favorite tweet from roddreher

You know what would be some awesome, Christians-at-the-Colosseum barbaric entertainment? If these idiots tried this stunt at an SEC game. https://t.co/8YZ5aVweET

— Rod Dreher (@roddreher) November 23, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/roddreher

November 23, 2019 at 06:11PM
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Favorite tweet from jsnell

Nailed it https://t.co/gl2j0cP5kx

— Jason Snell (@jsnell) November 24, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/jsnell

November 23, 2019 at 07:17PM
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Favorite tweet from adamlisagor

Fixed it in post @elonmusk pic.twitter.com/Pcekx6rMmA

— Adam Lisagor (@adamlisagor) November 23, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/adamlisagor

November 23, 2019 at 04:51PM
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Favorite tweet from ParkerMolloy

pic.twitter.com/ybWgsoriT5

— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) November 22, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy

November 22, 2019 at 01:36PM
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Favorite tweet from ParkerMolloy

This one from a couple weeks ago was great pic.twitter.com/hr6VojVjsu

— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) November 22, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy

November 22, 2019 at 01:32PM
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Favorite tweet from JRMcGrail

pic.twitter.com/vdsInVeBWw

— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) November 20, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/JRMcGrail

November 20, 2019 at 05:44PM
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Favorite tweet from karalmcshane

Me to students: Make sure everything you read is in your Zotero, add some notes, and keep all your physical materials in one spot!
Me the researcher, staring at my bookshelves: Okay, I am pretty sure the book I read this in is red.

— Dr. Kara L. McShane (@karalmcshane) November 19, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/karalmcshane

November 19, 2019 at 09:49AM
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Favorite tweet from hotdogsladies

“Merry…Christmas…” pic.twitter.com/md5aQicAqF

— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) November 20, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/hotdogsladies

November 20, 2019 at 02:23AM
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Favorite tweet from PreetBharara

Alexander Vindman tells his father not to worry: “I will be fine for telling the truth.”

— Preet Bharara (@PreetBharara) November 19, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/PreetBharara

November 19, 2019 at 09:47AM
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Favorite tweet from JRMcGrail

Want scene where Taylor Swift covers "Stray Cat Strut" as restored extra of the@catsmovie Blu-ray DVD.

— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) November 19, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/JRMcGrail

November 19, 2019 at 10:00AM
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Favorite tweet from parktudor

Thanks to all the alums who joined us at @IUBloomington last Thursday! — @MotherBearsBLM pic.twitter.com/618mLUDvEh

— Park Tudor (@parktudor) November 18, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/parktudor

November 18, 2019 at 01:50PM
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Favorite tweet from James_S_Murphy

You're not wrong: contemporary brussels sprouts are actually much better than the bitter little balls of hate we were served as children. https://t.co/f6CDtsb76x

— James S Murphy (@James_S_Murphy) November 16, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/James_S_Murphy

November 15, 2019 at 08:14PM
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Favorite tweet from alistairlogie

@atpfm The PCjr’s original chiclet keyboard. pic.twitter.com/5cHseqcibJ

— Alistair Logie (@alistairlogie) November 14, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/alistairlogie

November 14, 2019 at 08:58AM
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Favorite tweet from YAN0

Just to be clear, I am not testifying today.

— David Yanofsky (@YAN0) November 15, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/YAN0

November 15, 2019 at 03:37PM
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RT @gazza_d: “It appears helmet use increases the accident rate by more than 40 per cent" https://t.co/KqsygsDP97

“It appears helmet use increases the accident rate by more than 40 per cent" https://t.co/KqsygsDP97

— Real Gaz of Trumpton #fbpe (@gazza_d) November 13, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from soledadobrien

Ex-lead scorer on Ms. Pac-Man. Renaissance Center, 1977. ❤️❤️ https://t.co/3tb9lGXrwM

— Soledad O'Brien (@soledadobrien) November 12, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/soledadobrien

November 12, 2019 at 04:47PM
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Favorite tweet from ChristineEmba

I love this concise and correct @AdamSerwer paragraph. https://t.co/2artYd58rx pic.twitter.com/xbTl7G0kvL

— Christine Emba (@ChristineEmba) November 12, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ChristineEmba

November 12, 2019 at 10:40AM
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Favorite tweet from dbrogan

Greatest. Correction. Ever. pic.twitter.com/smNLzUHwAT

— Daniel Brogan (@dbrogan) November 11, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/dbrogan

November 11, 2019 at 05:39PM
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Favorite tweet from roddreher

Daube de boeuf made. Firewood laid in. Early ‘70s Van Morrison discs loaded. Teakettle on high alert. Bring it, cold front — we’re ready for you. pic.twitter.com/bkqL73ufPG

— Rod Dreher (@roddreher) November 11, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/roddreher

November 11, 2019 at 05:40PM
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Favorite tweet from RoKhanna

We can’t talk about supporting the troops when they go off to fight in military conflicts then fail to support them when they return home.

This #VeteransDay we must commit to investing in our veterans with:

🏠 Housing
🏥 Health care
💼 Job training
🧠 Mental health treatment

— Ro Khanna (@RoKhanna) November 11, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/RoKhanna

November 11, 2019 at 12:19PM
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Favorite tweet from codinghorror

It’s the prisoner’s dilemma .. for kids! pic.twitter.com/DYvwcZEMaP

— Jeff Atwood (@codinghorror) November 11, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/codinghorror

November 11, 2019 at 04:20PM
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Favorite tweet from GhostEsq

🎶 when the
moon hits your eye
like it's 4:45
that's November 🎶

— ghost, to me (@GhostEsq) November 5, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/GhostEsq

November 05, 2019 at 03:59PM
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Favorite tweet from ScottAdamsSays

I want to buy something but my luggage already weighs 40 pounds and I wouldn’t be able to take the #CVSreceipt with me. pic.twitter.com/UE9CgX7i49

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) November 11, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays

November 11, 2019 at 02:00PM
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Favorite tweet from republic_truth

Start with a Super Tuesday or ten states and rotate the starting 10 every 4 years. You would get a better sampling.

— Truth in our Republic (@republic_truth) November 11, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/republic_truth

November 10, 2019 at 09:18PM
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Favorite tweet from davewiner

Maybe Bloomberg should endorse a candidate that's already up and running.

Help elevate them into the top tier.

For example @amyklobuchar.

— Dave Winer (@davewiner) November 10, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/davewiner

November 10, 2019 at 03:19PM
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Favorite tweet from conorjrogers

The next time CNN asks Elizabeth Warren how she is going to pay for something she should just be like:

“If I tell you Mexico will pay for it will you give it 32 hours of free airtime per month?”

— Conor (@conorjrogers) November 8, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/conorjrogers

November 08, 2019 at 09:58AM
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Favorite tweet from jswright61

Only one like to give, but if I could have given more I would have. If all boomers were like you, there’d have been no ok boomer meme.

— Scott Wright (@jswright61) November 9, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/jswright61

November 09, 2019 at 02:59PM
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Favorite tweet from Jalopnik

Someone just paid $51,360 for this perfect 1983 Jeep Cherokee.https://t.co/JnfiaPIyz5 pic.twitter.com/xPePsJA0Xw

— Jalopnik (@Jalopnik) November 9, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Jalopnik

November 08, 2019 at 07:18PM
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Favorite tweet from letterboxd

Immortalized!https://t.co/EaUNay4SYv pic.twitter.com/bxhGmlbNRx

— Letterboxd (@letterboxd) November 8, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/letterboxd

November 08, 2019 at 05:09PM
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Favorite tweet from JRMcGrail

OK "OK Boomer."

— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) November 8, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/JRMcGrail

November 08, 2019 at 01:48PM
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Favorite tweet from KristinGrogan

today's news reminds me of being interviewed for a Gates scholarship years ago: they asked me why Bill Gates should fund a PhD in poetry instead of sending tens of thousands of mosquito nets to Africa. I suggested he could probably afford both. I did not get the scholarship.

— Kristin Grogan (@KristinGrogan) November 7, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/KristinGrogan

November 07, 2019 at 12:50PM
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Favorite tweet from Nancy_Pearl

Exacerbated not exasperated. “This was only exasperated by the fact that Twitter's most prolific tweeters tend to be celebrities, politicians, and members of the media” https://t.co/0h00WA2LhU

— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) November 6, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Nancy_Pearl

November 06, 2019 at 06:49PM
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Favorite tweet from DouthatNYT

Like, sure, the future will probably be ruled by corporate tyrants and shrouded in acidic rain, but no way we won't have Mars colonies, right?

— Ross Douthat (@DouthatNYT) November 5, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouthatNYT

November 05, 2019 at 02:34PM
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Favorite tweet from DPD_

I will definitely be using “Male much, critic?” in the future. https://t.co/kuPhjyG5HK

— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) November 5, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DPD_

November 04, 2019 at 10:52PM
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Favorite tweet from PTBoosterClub

CONGRATULATIONS to freshman Sophia Kennedy on her 5th place finishing at XC State Finals! pic.twitter.com/1856XFFIFC

— PT Booster Club (@PTBoosterClub) November 2, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/PTBoosterClub

November 02, 2019 at 02:13PM
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Favorite tweet from PCDAthletics

Varsity Girls Soccer about to take the field in @RIIL_sports quarterfinals action against @ClassicalHSPVD. #playthegame pic.twitter.com/lrjYOBkadY

— PCD Athletics (@PCDAthletics) November 4, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/PCDAthletics

November 04, 2019 at 05:41PM
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Favorite tweet from realchoppedliva

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! i feel faint u are amazing this is truly wacko to see 🥰🥺🙀 https://t.co/RF9uCwFUbt

— liva worst (@realchoppedliva) November 2, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/realchoppedliva

November 02, 2019 at 12:57AM
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Favorite tweet from James_S_Murphy

College admissions and enrollment management woes:"the doubling and trebling of students who are frenziedly competing to get into about 35 to 50 of the most selective [schools]." Forecasts of nationwide enrollment crises to come.

The year: 1962. #emchat pic.twitter.com/6Tna7kbDSR

— James S Murphy (@James_S_Murphy) November 2, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/James_S_Murphy

November 01, 2019 at 11:10PM
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Favorite tweet from hotdogsladies

If I were assembling a party for a D&D campaign, pretty much the last people I'd invite are 2020 Dem candidates.

It's basically 17 people all saying their only interest is in being the new DM or else they're quitting games forever and calling their Mom FOR A RIDE HOME RIGHT NOW.

— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) November 2, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/hotdogsladies

November 02, 2019 at 02:39AM
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Favorite tweet from hotdogsladies

Ah. So, finally admitting he couldn't succeed at a thing we absolutely never needed him for, the man boldly rules out even attempting the one thing we actually really practically need him for.

Congrats, man. You're officially an honorary boomer.https://t.co/ROCJGAnOwQ pic.twitter.com/VrQKNTFDDa

— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) November 2, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/hotdogsladies

November 02, 2019 at 02:10AM
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