WHO IS WRITING THE INDIANA JONES SUMMARIES FOR NETFLIX pic.twitter.com/THQCaAp0i1
— Angry Staff Officer (@pptsapper) October 1, 2019
I don't remember which one played which, but in the movie Chef, Jon Favreau (the writer of the film and also not Burt Reynolds in the looks department) has Sofia Vergara and Scarlett Johannson as his wife and ex-wife.
— Art Garfunkowl (@babygandolfini) September 30, 2019
Like....c'mon man, pump the brakes a little.
So if WeWork actually implodes completely, would it be too much to ask if it can take the entire concept of open offices with it?
— DHH (@dhh) September 30, 2019
Quieter VFX article: 99% of the shots were touched by vfx in some way to make all the rest of it function
— Daryl Bartley (@hypercubexl) September 30, 2019
I’m pretending to be a hot girl on tinder so I can match with my roomate and tell him Im coming over so he’ll clean the apartment
— Austin Locke (@austinlockedup) September 29, 2019
Jake is out of town, finally getting to exhibit my secret single behaviors (woke up at 7, cleaned the apartment while watching stuff for work, went to a 10:45 exercise class and a 1:45 “Judy” at BAM, then got home and collapsed)
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) September 28, 2019
A video you never thought you needed til now. Aristocats v Lizzo. 🙌🏻 pic.twitter.com/mex06gDccN
— Ben (@began_7) September 28, 2019
This infinitely-long tweet begins with a T, which is followed by an H, and then an I, an S, another I, an N, an F, yet another I, a second N, a fourth I, a T, an E, an L, a Y, another L […]
— Robin Houston (@robinhouston) September 27, 2019
This tweet contains exactly four As, one B, three Cs, two Ds, thirty-two Es, six Fs, one G, five Hs, twelve Is, one J, one K, three Ls, one M, twenty-one Ns, sixteen Os, one P, one Q, five Rs, twenty-five Ss, twenty-one Ts, two Us, seven Vs, nine Ws, five Xs, six Ys, and one Z.
— Robin Houston (@robinhouston) September 27, 2019
yall will have imposter syndrome over shit youre actually good at but confidently put "proficient in excel" on your resume
— jaboukie? (@jaboukie) September 28, 2019
Could you solve climate risk with an app that pairs people who want to plant a tree with people who have a good place to put it? How many trees per person? One? Two? #ClimateChange
— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) September 28, 2019
Funny. cc: @ugasser @ThomsenJorgen https://t.co/wLZa18NnmW
— John Palfrey (@jpalfrey) September 26, 2019
Fascinating comparison of how prices have changed since 1970. https://t.co/8WUemjhJKA pic.twitter.com/3d11Cgwdfn
— James Webb (@JamesWebb) September 16, 2019
You know how they call the tweet in Paris? Le royale with hashtag du jour 😬😅
— 〈 lau | rent 〉 (@wrmultitudes) September 25, 2019
Is that a built-in letter holder so that you don't misplace your important mail? pic.twitter.com/pe4oD5moVa
— Neil Cybart (@neilcybart) September 25, 2019
Everyone, it’s Libra season. Just shelter in place.
— Julian Fleisher (@JulianFlei) September 23, 2019
Here is 84 year-old anthropologist Jane Goodall with 16 year-old climate activist Greta Thunberg at an event in Switzerland in January. Happy Monday, have a wonderful week, never forget that you can change the world. pic.twitter.com/tdecLHBzj6
— Amee Vanderpool (@girlsreallyrule) September 23, 2019
For those interested in what editing in ferrite looks like https://t.co/1xPjC7r8Fv
— Jason Snell (@jsnell) September 21, 2019
Congratulations you’ve invented a law firm. https://t.co/SS2FrPZg27
— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) September 21, 2019
“Enhance. Stop.” pic.twitter.com/J7oJxy3Pp0
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) September 20, 2019
Had you been watching https://t.co/TEOEqgJQ8r you would have witnessed the birth of Dekataur! Mightiest of the Pokemon!
— John Siracusa (@siracusa) September 20, 2019
(It happened when @imyke tried to pronounce the name of a certain US city.)
Donate! https://t.co/DTtVtEuUDG
Then the Librarian thought of something she hadn't before. What if Gerald Ford Trapped in an Elevator Day, she thought, doesn't come from a plaque. What if Gerald Ford Trapped in an Elevator Day, perhaps, means much more than that?”
— Penn (@Penn) September 19, 2019
Happy Gerald Ford Trapped in an Elevator Day! pic.twitter.com/JVfFYHPRjh
Writing is the fastest way to understand you didn’t understand.
— Orange Book (@orangebook_) September 18, 2019
Wait. Carson Daly was still working in late night network TV until last night?
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) September 16, 2019
@gruber “If anything, people look to them as relief from the current moment”... yes! Exactly this! This is why I always watch these things. And always with a coffee and a muffin. It is a couple of hours respite from the ugly death of our civilisation.
— John Birmingham (@JohnBirmingham) September 16, 2019
That's what Xi said pic.twitter.com/tdYfgPA9uv
— Dusty (@DustinGiebel) September 16, 2019
A large hill blocks the view of JHW House as excavation continues for new dorm @WillistonNS #buildyourfuture pic.twitter.com/sXMkJUZ6Yw
— Robert W. Hill (@Hill3Williston) September 16, 2019
Off on the tall ship Zodiac for 2-1/2 days of cruising, food, and book discussions pic.twitter.com/Ha8t1EipYS
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) September 16, 2019
Who's gonna drive you home tonight 💔 https://t.co/1rpPC6nRmi
— Jason Snell (@jsnell) September 16, 2019
What a perfect application of this tech. https://t.co/yNNmMWZqJa
— John Siracusa (@siracusa) September 14, 2019
Experts recommend the 3-2-1 rule for backing up your files: three copies of your data, two local (on different devices) and one off-site. https://t.co/G1cb3qGW8q
— Wirecutter (@wirecutter) September 13, 2019
If you have something important to say, it's wrong to say it in a paywalled publication.
— Paul Graham (@paulg) September 13, 2019
"Remote login is a lot like astral projection." pic.twitter.com/WoyYyNASDp
— Cynde Moya (@CyndeMoya) September 12, 2019
To paraphrase the old joke about pigs and chickens: Apple is involved, but Disney is _committed_. https://t.co/SJg27CD0YW
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) September 12, 2019
I had a pretty epic relationship with Comic Sans that should have been over long before we parted ways. I am going steady with Times Roman now but sometimes default to Calibri by accident.
— Fiona M Marsden (@FionaMMarsden) September 11, 2019
I’ve been loyal to Palatino for papers and even if I make a form for years. I love to read in Gil Sans tho. And, I use the default font—Cochin?—in Scrivener and secretly adore it. #fontnerd
— Ainsley Wynter of Tarth (@AinsleyWynter) September 11, 2019
I'm a lawyer. Times New Roman all the way, with occasional Arial flirtations.
— Lynn Spencer (@LynnAAR) September 11, 2019
Don't expect anything from him later, just FYI.
— Mo Holla (@Jonzor234) September 11, 2019
When I ask myself, "did I book a hotel for that trip yet?" the answer is always: nope, sure didn't.
— Kevin R. McClure (@kevinrmcclure) September 11, 2019
Classic millennial comment.
— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) September 11, 2019
Election of Barack Obama? Right or left, that was a watershed moment in American history.
Maybe this time, he will not wear TWO ties....?
— Seth 🦅💰 - Capitalist Scum (@MrSethLundquist) September 11, 2019
Remembering September 11th, 2001. pic.twitter.com/etn2r1n2hi
— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) September 11, 2019
The prosperous suburb of Dongletown is located just outside Camera Bump City, the largest metropolitan area in Siracusa County
— Jason Snell (@jsnell) September 10, 2019
Want. https://t.co/Evsd2gvPuN
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) September 9, 2019
just realized that a pair of birdwatching binoculars and a box of wine could make for a really good cheap Halloween costume. I'll be Jonathan Franzia. I'll make everyone really disproportionately furious and then pour them a nice buttery glass of Chardonnay to relax them!
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) September 9, 2019
Have said this before but kinda seems like Democrats should be more concerned that Iowa and New Hampshire continue to have so much influence on the nomination process when both states' caucus/primary electorates are 90%+ white.
— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) September 3, 2019
This is so pure: Jimmy Stewart surprises Carol Burnett (he is her all-time favorite actor) on the series finale of 'The Carol Burnett Show' https://t.co/xBbmsaHmMR
— Kevin Daly (@kevinddaly) September 7, 2019
Omg Mystic village has the best pizza
— ANgeLA (@SunniiHobbii) September 7, 2019
if you're going into journalism because you're bad at math then wait until I tell you about expense reports
— mallorie sullivan ✨ (@malloriesullivn) September 6, 2019
I just told my 2-year-old “if you’re not hungry for dinner, you’re not hungry for dessert,” and with those words, I have officially become my mother.
— Jamie Stelter (@JamieStelter) September 6, 2019
My cartoon for yesterday’s @guardianreview pic.twitter.com/YJbPbx4S13
— Tom Gauld (@tomgauld) September 8, 2019
A Coke is a Coke and no amount of money can get you a better Coke than the one the bum on the corner is drinking. All the Cokes are the same and all the Cokes are good. Liz Taylor knows it, the President knows it, the bum knows it, and you know it.
— John McKay (@jamckaylll) September 4, 2019
—Andy Warhol
There’s no more pasta in Italy; I ate it. Sorry!
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) September 6, 2019
Maine Gov. Janet Mills (D) announces she will let law allowing ranked choice voting for presidential primary and general elections in Maine to go into effect for 2020 pic.twitter.com/jZwVGuCgJY
— Sam Levine (@srl) September 6, 2019
This is gonna sound like a bit, but,
— amber ruffin (@ambermruffin) September 6, 2019
Who are these people in my Facebook feed? Who in the world are they? Am I losing my mind? Am I forgetting people? Did a bunch of old people start posting again? Did I “drunk friend” a bunch of people? What is this? Whose kids are these?
Sitting in a small trattoria in Naples, savoring my first bites of the most delicately flavored ragu over perfectly al dente pasta, gazing into my husband’s eyes, a thought hit me: “I haven’t seen a ‘your rap name is “Young” plus...’ meme in a long while.” A beautiful evening...
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) September 5, 2019
@WillistonNS new theatre banner greets new students #artsondisplay #willistontheater #dontstopacting pic.twitter.com/igQCHXvGlS
— RWHill (@Hill3Williston) September 5, 2019
A Coke is a Coke and no amount of money can get you a better Coke than the one the bum on the corner is drinking. All the Cokes are the same and all the Cokes are good. Liz Taylor knows it, the President knows it, the bum knows it, and you know it.
— John McKay (@jamckaylll) September 4, 2019
—Andy Warhol
Hilarious https://t.co/VkAfMsReYR
— Soledad O'Brien (@soledadobrien) September 4, 2019
Amazon AWS had a power failure, their backup generators failed, which killed their EBS serversl, which took all of our data with it. Then it took them four days to figure this out and tell us about it.
— Andy Hunt (@PragmaticAndy) September 3, 2019
Reminder: The cloud is just a computer in Reston with a bad power supply.
Spreadsheets!
— John Siracusa (@siracusa) September 3, 2019
Do yourself a favor and read Fran Lebowitz's prescient interview with Vanity Fair from 1997: https://t.co/Vx3B0Ibmz9
— Fariha Róisín (@fariharoisin) July 8, 2019
Here's a taste— pic.twitter.com/aCLtOZewql
oh my god https://t.co/z0rRYfiW9Y
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 2, 2019
It’s September 1st. I am officially a Tenured, Associate Professor at The City College of New York. 😊
— drwatson (@terrinwatson) September 1, 2019
This is 水写纸, it's meant for calligraphy practice. I've never seen anyone use its strange properties for animation and I'm giving it a try. pic.twitter.com/94i4xZfPzt
— Telemon (@telemooon) August 31, 2019
This is 水写纸, it's meant for calligraphy practice. I've never seen anyone use its strange properties for animation and I'm giving it a try. pic.twitter.com/94i4xZfPzt
— Telemon (@telemooon) August 31, 2019
I don't like puppies. I like old, serious dogs who put a paw on your arm as if to say "30 years ago, I buried a bag of unmarked bills outside Reno. Get the car keys."
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) September 1, 2019
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