“At the time...” 💯
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) August 1, 2019
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July 31, 2019 at 08:56PM
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Wednesday, July 31, 2019
Favorite tweet from Trace_Urdan
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Favorite tweet from SusannaLHarris
My favorite part of the writing process is cleaning the apartment.
— Susanna L Harris (@SusannaLHarris) July 30, 2019
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July 30, 2019 at 03:49PM
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Favorite tweet from doctorow
It's The Thing, Charlie Brown h/t Fipi Lele pic.twitter.com/5oREbHpV1y
— Masque of the Red Death (@doctorow) July 30, 2019
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July 30, 2019 at 04:00PM
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Favorite tweet from EffingBoring
for the trees have no thumbs
— Simpsons Reference (@EffingBoring) July 30, 2019
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July 30, 2019 at 04:28PM
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Favorite tweet from JRMcGrail
What's your bacon number?
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) July 30, 2019
(Me: 3.5) pic.twitter.com/PuuajsHRGq
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July 30, 2019 at 06:26PM
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Tuesday, July 30, 2019
Favorite tweet from jsnell
They put some music on after the Apple financial call and my transcriber tried its best with hilarious results pic.twitter.com/YQmVAodCjw
— Jason Snell (@jsnell) July 30, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/jsnell
July 30, 2019 at 06:53PM
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Favorite tweet from ismh
Apple has made some money. More than some people expected, but not as much as others did. They sell products and services to many people in many countries and it seems complicated.
— Stephen Hackett (@ismh) July 30, 2019
I await my TV invite, CNBC.
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ismh
July 30, 2019 at 05:40PM
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RT @Wu_Tang_Finance: Me in this game called life https://t.co/KzX88U47uF
Me in this game called life pic.twitter.com/KzX88U47uF
— Wu-Tang Financial 🥑 (@Wu_Tang_Finance) July 30, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen
Favorite tweet from RobertLBateman
Hungarian town WWI memorial. If you don’t get the poignancy, unfollow me. Please. pic.twitter.com/QpHJUtus2n
— Robert Bateman (@RobertLBateman) July 30, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/RobertLBateman
July 30, 2019 at 10:48AM
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Favorite tweet from ParkerMolloy
Turn the debate into Pop-Up Video https://t.co/U653wlxLsM pic.twitter.com/GVg2I2ycTU
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) July 30, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy
July 30, 2019 at 12:18PM
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Favorite tweet from profmusgrave
Person 1: welcome home. Did you have a good day looking at screens at work?
— Paul Musgrave (@profmusgrave) July 29, 2019
Person 2: yes, my screens were good. How were your screens?
1: they were less good, so I’d like to watch something on the big screen in our house.
2: okay, but I might use my small screen while we watch.
from Twitter https://twitter.com/profmusgrave
July 29, 2019 at 05:45PM
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Monday, July 29, 2019
Favorite tweet from Ihnatko
The rideshare app tells me that my driver's name is Diogynes and he'll be here in eight minutes. I've been spending this whole time thinking "if he's unable to find me, that would speak very poorly of my character."
— Andy Ihnatko (@Ihnatko) July 29, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/Ihnatko
July 29, 2019 at 06:08PM
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Favorite tweet from PPathole
Alternative Big O notations:
— Pranay Pathole (@PPathole) July 28, 2019
O(1) = O(yeah)
O(log n) = O(nice)
O(nlogn) = O(k-ish)
O(n) = O(ok)
O(n²) = O(my)
O(2ⁿ) = O(no)
O(n^n) = O(fuck)
O(n!) = O(mg!)
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July 28, 2019 at 09:08AM
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Favorite tweet from delislealleges
Small-government supporters/Republicans/conservatives arguing we can fix the student loan program by having the government make loans to only certain *good* degrees just sounds to me like: "The government is bad at stuff except when I'm in charge."
— Jason Delisle (@delislealleges) July 29, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/delislealleges
July 29, 2019 at 11:41AM
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Favorite tweet from Trace_Urdan
Erm... exactly how long have you been married?
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) July 29, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/Trace_Urdan
July 29, 2019 at 07:35AM
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Apparently Gen X is being overlooked. Who knew? https://t.co/zhnX7qwmya
Apparently Gen X is being overlooked. Who knew? https://t.co/zhnX7qwmya
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) July 29, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen
Sunday, July 28, 2019
Favorite tweet from DPD_
there is a New York Times wedding announcement for a gay couple in which one of the players has the same name as my husband... a dark and confusing surprise to wake up to before I'd had my English breakfast tea......
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) July 28, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/DPD_
July 28, 2019 at 12:37PM
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Favorite tweet from MiCBarin
Was 100% worth it. Being a leader in the Army isn’t being in the (whatever your branch/MOS does) business, it’s being in the people business. /*
— TheGrizzlyNCO (@MiCBarin) July 28, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/MiCBarin
July 28, 2019 at 02:14AM
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Favorite tweet from swolfand
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— Sam Wolfand (@swolfand) July 26, 2019
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The utm data off
of links before
sharing them
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July 26, 2019 at 02:30PM
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Favorite tweet from ValenciaDClay
I love my #HBCU because no other college accepted me. My SAT score was 980 and my GPA was barely a 2.0. Morgan State University gave me a chance to improve as a learner. Here I am, 3 degrees post-high school, heading to get my first doctorate at Johns Hopkins, thanks to my HBCU. pic.twitter.com/OqmGYqhzX1
— —— (@ValenciaDClay) July 26, 2019
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July 26, 2019 at 11:11AM
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Saturday, July 27, 2019
Favorite tweet from DebSeymour51
No idea what the study actually showed, if anything. (Plus, I really don’t care, tbh.) Fav’ed this just for the “correlation is not causation.” Among the words to live by.
— Deb Seymour (@DebSeymour51) July 27, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/DebSeymour51
July 27, 2019 at 10:18AM
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Favorite tweet from Trace_Urdan
Correlation is not causation. https://t.co/kqYiqPBZAY
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) July 27, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/Trace_Urdan
July 27, 2019 at 10:07AM
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Favorite tweet from siracusa
Laptops are real computers.
— John Siracusa (@siracusa) July 27, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/siracusa
July 26, 2019 at 09:31PM
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Favorite tweet from pptsapper
Consider the invite for 1SG revoked
— Angry Staff Officer (@pptsapper) July 26, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/pptsapper
July 26, 2019 at 07:12PM
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Favorite tweet from JRMcGrail
Oooooooo https://t.co/x0PhwSEWXE
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) July 26, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/JRMcGrail
July 26, 2019 at 06:45PM
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Favorite tweet from awwstn
I’ve had 2 viral tweets ever and they are surprisingly similar: https://t.co/eq6RNNYwp0
— Austin Petersmith (@awwstn) July 26, 2019
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July 26, 2019 at 05:08PM
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Friday, July 26, 2019
Favorite tweet from thetalkshow
This week: a Q&A episode with special guest @moltz. Ask us anything, right here on Twitter in @’s or DM’s to this account.
— The Talk Show (@thetalkshow) July 26, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/thetalkshow
July 26, 2019 at 01:23PM
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Thursday, July 25, 2019
Favorite tweet from Nancy_Pearl
First view of the Andes pic.twitter.com/0Q3BkaEOoT
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) July 25, 2019
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July 25, 2019 at 07:56PM
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Favorite tweet from ZonePhysics
Best Demonstration of inertia ever 🙂 pic.twitter.com/DH4QCz5jH3
— Physics & Astronomy Zone (@ZonePhysics) July 25, 2019
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July 25, 2019 at 06:00PM
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Favorite tweet from 84wsmith
Wouldn't it be French : Spanish?
— Unit8502 (@84wsmith) July 25, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/84wsmith
July 25, 2019 at 01:51PM
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Favorite tweet from Rickomortice68
I think you meant the awesome Horseshoe Falls : Meh American Falls
— C.H. Milar (@Rickomortice68) July 25, 2019
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July 25, 2019 at 02:51PM
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Favorite tweet from ArmaVirumque
United States : Mexico
— Edward Banatt (@ArmaVirumque) July 25, 2019
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July 25, 2019 at 01:57PM
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Favorite tweet from neilcybart
“Great question” usually means “I have a great answer” to the question. The responder is motivated to talk up the question to make it seem insightful since they think they have an even better answer.
— Neil Cybart (@neilcybart) July 25, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/neilcybart
July 25, 2019 at 12:41PM
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Favorite tweet from hunterwalk
proud to announce my new fund Backchannel Ventures.
— 👨🏻💻☕️ (@hunterwalk) July 24, 2019
We don't write any checks or do any work. We just talk to other VCs about startups, and other startups about VCs.
Then collect advisor shares and carry points from both sides.
from Twitter https://twitter.com/hunterwalk
July 24, 2019 at 05:54PM
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Favorite tweet from byrdinator
do u ever get sad about all the books that you let friends borrow and then never saw again
— Haley Byrd (@byrdinator) July 25, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/byrdinator
July 24, 2019 at 10:35PM
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Favorite tweet from Trace_Urdan
So which of those two selfless organizations have their offices at the top of Salesforce Tower? Did you ask Calbright if it has properly thanked the legislature for giving it a de facto monopoly for online T4 access?
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) July 25, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/Trace_Urdan
July 25, 2019 at 08:35AM
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Favorite tweet from JJWatt
That’s literally what I get paid to do Darren. https://t.co/FKcSqoRtfz
— JJ Watt (@JJWatt) July 25, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/JJWatt
July 25, 2019 at 08:20AM
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Favorite tweet from hotdogsladies
[Blade Runner. Minute 25. Deckard rifles through Leon’s photos]
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) July 25, 2019
KID: The Han Solo guy’s a replica and doesn’t know it.
ME: He what now?
K: He doesn’t know he’s a replica.
M: You mean “replicant.” But…just…who knows?
K: Then yeah he’s definitely a replica.
M: (God DAMN it)
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July 25, 2019 at 12:57AM
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Favorite tweet from DPD_
everyone likes to think they'd be the Lyra or Will in "His Dark Materials" but I think in reality, I'd be, like, working on a magazine profile headlined "Coulter Shock! Marisa Coulter Takes Us to Church — and Tells Us Why What She Has with Asriel Is Real."
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) July 24, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/DPD_
July 24, 2019 at 06:32PM
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Wednesday, July 24, 2019
Favorite tweet from spkorb
They observe but do not interfere
— Overton Window Washer Sean (@spkorb) July 21, 2019
Expired 1992 and 1989.
(Wyler's bullion cubes in beef and chicken)
from Twitter https://twitter.com/spkorb
July 20, 2019 at 11:13PM
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Favorite tweet from RPlatypus
My mum had (maybe still has?!) a large Morton’s Salt container with salt still in it. Couldn’t say the year it may have been off the top of my head, but the price sticker said 11 cents.
— Rhetorical Platypus (@RPlatypus) July 19, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/RPlatypus
July 19, 2019 at 03:57AM
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Favorite tweet from AngryObie
I'm not great at math, also I'm doing it in my head right before bed, but is there actually any benefit to waiting to find an item?
— David (@AngryObie) July 19, 2019
I'm not getting graph paper, I'm staying in bed. I'm not getting graph paper, I'm staying in bed. I'm not getting graph paper, I'm staying in bed.
from Twitter https://twitter.com/AngryObie
July 19, 2019 at 01:00AM
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Favorite tweet from MortyOslo
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe are true. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die.
— Martin Jacobsen (@MortyOslo) July 24, 2019
R.I.P. Rütger Hauer...
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July 24, 2019 at 03:09PM
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Favorite tweet from sta_united
I couldn't have said it better myself, Mr. del Toro.
— Critical Thinker-Cradle To Grave! (@sta_united) July 24, 2019
I loved Rutger Hauer.
He was intense & captivating. When he was on screen, no one & nothing else mattered. He was a 'one of a kind', like Christopher Walken. No one could take either's place.
RIP-Mr. Hauer, & TY for your work.
from Twitter https://twitter.com/sta_united
July 24, 2019 at 01:21PM
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RT @MikeStuchbery_: One of the great film monologues. I taught 'Blade Runner' and this monologue cut through to even my most reluctant English students. https://t.co/oeiZuxdfLi
One of the great film monologues. I taught 'Blade Runner' and this monologue cut through to even my most reluctant English students. pic.twitter.com/oeiZuxdfLi
— Mike Stuchbery💀🍷 (@MikeStuchbery_) July 24, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen
RT @carybrothers: #RIP #RutgerHauer Legend of my childhood. His most iconic scene - the last words and death of Roy Batty - was set in 2019. https://t.co/HGZT5f2CLI
#RIP #RutgerHauer Legend of my childhood. His most iconic scene - the last words and death of Roy Batty - was set in 2019. pic.twitter.com/HGZT5f2CLI
— Cary Brothers (@carybrothers) July 24, 2019
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Favorite tweet from MikeStuchbery_
One of the great film monologues. I taught 'Blade Runner' and this monologue cut through to even my most reluctant English students. pic.twitter.com/oeiZuxdfLi
— Mike Stuchbery💀🍷 (@MikeStuchbery_) July 24, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/MikeStuchbery_
July 24, 2019 at 03:17PM
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Favorite tweet from FinalCutKing
The Greatest Escape Artist pic.twitter.com/cBpNjbzu56
— Zach King (@FinalCutKing) July 23, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/FinalCutKing
July 23, 2019 at 09:35AM
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Tuesday, July 23, 2019
Favorite tweet from adamselby
It’s a real stressful job.
— Adam Selby (@adamselby) July 23, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/adamselby
July 23, 2019 at 03:46PM
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Favorite tweet from strobist
I prefer to look at this as a (net) $80 annual dividend I receive for not being a @BMWUSA driver. 🤷♂️
— David Hobby (@strobist) July 23, 2019
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July 23, 2019 at 02:51PM
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Favorite tweet from lawfollower69
— SUCC MAN (@lawfollower69) July 18, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/lawfollower69
July 18, 2019 at 10:55AM
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Favorite tweet from EWAEmily
Even if "Cats" bombs at the box office the cast is still going to land on its feet.
— Emily Richmond (@EWAEmily) July 22, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/EWAEmily
July 22, 2019 at 03:54PM
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Favorite tweet from danjamstewart
This is heartbreaking.
— Daniel Stewart (@danjamstewart) July 22, 2019
What a future we are being left. pic.twitter.com/xlS5PEeP6O
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July 22, 2019 at 06:42PM
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Monday, July 22, 2019
Favorite tweet from joebez
I think I might have seen @siracusa driving in San Diego last night. cc @marcoarment @caseyliss pic.twitter.com/cECu2UBsBW
— Joe Bezdek (@joebez) July 21, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/joebez
July 21, 2019 at 04:51PM
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Sunday, July 21, 2019
RT @neiltyson: The song “Fly Me to the Moon” also references Jupiter Mars & the Stars: Fly me to the moon Let me play among the stars And let me see what spring is like On Jupiter and Mars. FYI: Due to its axial tilt, Mars does actually experience Spring. Jupiter, not so much.
The song “Fly Me to the Moon” also references Jupiter Mars & the Stars:
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) July 19, 2019
Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars
And let me see what spring is like
On Jupiter and Mars.
FYI: Due to its axial tilt, Mars does actually experience Spring. Jupiter, not so much.
from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen
Favorite tweet from barstoolsports
Absolutely snatched his ankles pic.twitter.com/MShCFfpSK6
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) July 20, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/barstoolsports
July 19, 2019 at 11:06PM
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Favorite tweet from neiltyson
The song “Fly Me to the Moon” also references Jupiter Mars & the Stars:
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) July 19, 2019
Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars
And let me see what spring is like
On Jupiter and Mars.
FYI: Due to its axial tilt, Mars does actually experience Spring. Jupiter, not so much.
from Twitter https://twitter.com/neiltyson
July 19, 2019 at 05:45PM
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Favorite tweet from kvlly
What I imagine parenting is like:
— Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly) July 17, 2019
Parent: can you please clean your room?
Kid: no
Parent: sudo clean your room
Kid: fine
from Twitter https://twitter.com/kvlly
July 17, 2019 at 02:08PM
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Saturday, July 20, 2019
Favorite tweet from siracusa
ATP: The Podcast That’s Good Enough for Your Pets to Poop On™ https://t.co/80xf9VOCTm
— John Siracusa (@siracusa) July 20, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/siracusa
July 20, 2019 at 07:11AM
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Favorite tweet from RealKentMurphy
Yasiel Puig ran exactly like Jack Sparrow 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/j8BLyaRVG9
— Kent (@RealKentMurphy) July 19, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/RealKentMurphy
July 19, 2019 at 02:19PM
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Favorite tweet from neiltyson
Moon Landing: July 20, 1969
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) July 20, 2019
No other act of human exploration ever laid a plaque saying: "We Came In Peace For All Mankind" pic.twitter.com/dD2wQf4HhE
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July 20, 2019 at 11:32AM
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Favorite tweet from onlxn
NATEFIIIIIIGHT pic.twitter.com/WCPYMaqIiU
— Owen Ellickson (@onlxn) July 20, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/onlxn
July 20, 2019 at 12:57PM
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Friday, July 19, 2019
Favorite tweet from ginatrapani
Software engineers: take your children to work with you. This is pure gold https://t.co/U9XP2IWLpF pic.twitter.com/8LTLfCKuyW
— Gina Trapani 🏳️🌈 (@ginatrapani) July 18, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/ginatrapani
July 18, 2019 at 01:49PM
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Thursday, July 18, 2019
Favorite tweet from Trace_Urdan
What about simple risk-sharing for graduate programs. That’s a program that I think would be far more defensible. It would exacerbate the cost crisis in higher ed and drive up undergrad tuition, but it would be a good place to start to see what happens. @EDAnalyst @nickducoff
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) July 18, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/Trace_Urdan
July 18, 2019 at 10:42AM
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Favorite tweet from Bill_Leasure
Conversations that happen in the Army:
— Bill Leasure (@Bill_Leasure) July 17, 2019
"LT, if you use Calibri on your Powerpoints you're a lazy son of b*tch. Arial is the font of champions."
from Twitter https://twitter.com/Bill_Leasure
July 17, 2019 at 07:13PM
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Favorite tweet from DavidAstinWalsh
I should plant myself on a lawn chair on the National Mall with an “Ask A Historian” sign and just see what happens.
— David Walsh (@DavidAstinWalsh) July 17, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/DavidAstinWalsh
July 17, 2019 at 12:37PM
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Favorite tweet from KarenKilgariff
and whispered your name https://t.co/8HZhAD7UO2
— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) July 15, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/KarenKilgariff
July 15, 2019 at 04:51PM
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Favorite tweet from JUSTINMKAUFMAN
If you want to learn about brave, stop by a children’s hospital. pic.twitter.com/rkGFaXfEtW
— Justin Kaufman (@JUSTINMKAUFMAN) July 18, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/JUSTINMKAUFMAN
July 18, 2019 at 12:28AM
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Favorite tweet from GregSederberg
This is a great idea of a way to help kids learn how to appropriately give feedback to their peers- https://t.co/1rEJWmxEtp
— Greg Sederberg (@GregSederberg) July 17, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/GregSederberg
July 16, 2019 at 08:42PM
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Favorite tweet from Wiswell
If you name one of your children 'Hunter,' you should be obligated to name the next one 'Gatherer.'
— John Wiswell (@Wiswell) July 16, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/Wiswell
July 16, 2019 at 10:44AM
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Wednesday, July 17, 2019
RT @ZoeTillman: Litigation in movies v. litigation in reality https://t.co/RSrAAypbDE
Litigation in movies v. litigation in reality pic.twitter.com/RSrAAypbDE
— Zoe Tillman (@ZoeTillman) July 17, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen
RT @byrdinator: folks, there should be a Saturn V rocket projected onto the Washington monument every day https://t.co/ldQg5EmdQm
folks, there should be a Saturn V rocket projected onto the Washington monument every day pic.twitter.com/ldQg5EmdQm
— Haley Byrd (@byrdinator) July 17, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen
Favorite tweet from Trace_Urdan
Standing by... pic.twitter.com/o3WD1aqF8Y
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) July 17, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/Trace_Urdan
July 17, 2019 at 06:09PM
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Favorite tweet from eetempleton
This poem just gutted me. pic.twitter.com/yRWtFREh4D
— Erin Templeton (@eetempleton) July 17, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/eetempleton
July 17, 2019 at 12:24PM
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Favorite tweet from Nancy_Pearl
Listening to A Perfect Spy, possibly leCarre’s most depressing novel ever-I feel desperately sorry for Magnus. Hearing it read makes it more intense (for me) than reading it was years ago.
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) July 17, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/Nancy_Pearl
July 17, 2019 at 06:53PM
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Favorite tweet from snackfight
And here's the twist: If you bought one of those silly Boring Company flamethrowers, there's a secretly buried clause in the TOS that automatically volunteers you to join the first round of human trials for Elon's sewing machine brain robot. Congratulations!
— Michael Calore (@snackfight) July 17, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/snackfight
July 16, 2019 at 11:43PM
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Favorite tweet from caramujokick
broke: pro-wrestling is fake
— caramujo 🐌 (@caramujokick) July 17, 2019
woke: pro-wrestling is worked
bespoke: in late capitalist hyperreality pro-wrestling is just about as real as anything else, really
from Twitter https://twitter.com/caramujokick
July 17, 2019 at 06:44PM
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This sounds like a good English class. https://t.co/qDckhEVeOF
This sounds like a good English class. https://t.co/qDckhEVeOF
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) July 17, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen
No leverage please https://t.co/R9MAhq5TLC This is a great way to think about hiring.
No leverage please https://t.co/R9MAhq5TLC This is a great way to think about hiring.
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) July 17, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen
Favorite tweet from Lin_Manuel
Gnight.
— Lin-Manuel Miranda (@Lin_Manuel) July 17, 2019
Double down on hope.
Double down on kindness.
Double down on your friends.
Double down on gratitude.
from Twitter https://twitter.com/Lin_Manuel
July 16, 2019 at 09:52PM
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Monday, July 15, 2019
Favorite tweet from TheOnion
Eco-Conscious Hotel Lets Guests Decide Whether They Want Room’s Towels Washed Before Next Guests Arrive https://t.co/TjfmTsc1dL pic.twitter.com/DQSiqTbAIf
— The Onion (@TheOnion) July 15, 2019
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July 15, 2019 at 10:36AM
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Favorite tweet from Trace_Urdan
If you are “stuck with student loans you can’t pay off” there is an incredibly generous income-based repayment program (not dissimilar to ISAs) which keeps the payment manageable and then after 20 years the loan is forgiven. https://t.co/J0mvfH87MK
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) July 15, 2019
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July 15, 2019 at 11:06AM
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Saturday, July 13, 2019
Favorite tweet from pjie2
Its the opposite of yoink
— Peter Ellis (@pjie2) July 13, 2019
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July 13, 2019 at 11:46AM
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“ The fire died down and the stars descended.” — John Steinbeck, The Grapes of Wrath
“ The fire died down and the stars descended.” — John Steinbeck, The Grapes of Wrath
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) July 13, 2019
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Favorite tweet from chrissyteigen
you are a goddess and I love you so much 😂 https://t.co/mVSo2k1mK8
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 13, 2019
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July 13, 2019 at 09:27AM
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Friday, July 12, 2019
Favorite tweet from ScottAdamsSays
The biggest stories in the world are sometimes the quietest. #GreenNuclearDeal @subschneider https://t.co/R3bJrycGla
— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) July 13, 2019
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July 12, 2019 at 09:24PM
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Favorite tweet from TimGavrich
It’s Friday, which means it's COOL GOLF THING time!
— Tim Gavrich (@TimGavrich) July 12, 2019
Big tip of the hat to @SirPuttsalot for inspiring this week’s entry, which starts with one of the most pitiful meltdowns I’ve seen on a golf course: https://t.co/NXXI8Ilad2
from Twitter https://twitter.com/TimGavrich
July 12, 2019 at 03:19PM
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Thursday, July 11, 2019
Favorite tweet from jbarro
Was that wrong? https://t.co/NVaQvcZpIX
— Josh Barro (@jbarro) July 11, 2019
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July 11, 2019 at 06:17PM
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Favorite tweet from marytchandler
Thank you @AmericanAir for your care in getting my mom on board today. Great service. pic.twitter.com/NPSGFAna6A
— Mary Titsworth Chandler (@marytchandler) July 11, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/marytchandler
July 11, 2019 at 09:57AM
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Favorite tweet from cabel
Finally the new, correct chef checks arrived, but as a final punishment for my impulsive dumbness, we then had to shred 1,000 chef-less checks, in small batches, or else the shredder would overheat
— Cabel (@cabel) July 11, 2019
There's an extremely valuable lesson here somewhere but I refuse to process it
from Twitter https://twitter.com/cabel
July 10, 2019 at 08:31PM
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Tuesday, July 9, 2019
Favorite tweet from Trace_Urdan
#1. Submitting the application. https://t.co/PIk8Y3P6Bx
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) July 9, 2019
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July 08, 2019 at 10:36PM
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Monday, July 8, 2019
Favorite tweet from samlymatters
Man for a country that doesn’t care about women or soccer, we are fucking amazing at women’s soccer
— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) July 7, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/samlymatters
July 07, 2019 at 10:41AM
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Favorite tweet from Leadershipfreak
Defeat fear by acknowledging fear:
— Dan Rockwell (@Leadershipfreak) July 8, 2019
Don’t try to bolster courage by pretending you aren’t afraid, instead explain how you’re facing fear. Successful leaders admit their fear and acknowledge the fear of others.https://t.co/r8t1EP0gbR#leadership#LFreakpost pic.twitter.com/1k5U7qDQ6S
from Twitter https://twitter.com/Leadershipfreak
July 07, 2019 at 11:00PM
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Favorite tweet from elnathan_john
Hot takes will become warm and then cold and then grow moldy. The important things are often not the sexy things of the moment.
— The Writer Formerly Known As Elnathan (@elnathan_john) July 7, 2019
Twitter is a beast. It makes you think you have to respond. To jump in. Weigh in on every controversy, most utterly useless chatter.
from Twitter https://twitter.com/elnathan_john
July 07, 2019 at 10:24AM
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Favorite tweet from OgbeniDipo
Good health is underrated. All the fine cloths, cars, houses, everything becomes useless when you don’t have good health.
— Dr. Dípò Awójídé (@OgbeniDipo) July 7, 2019
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July 07, 2019 at 07:11AM
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Sunday, July 7, 2019
RT @nntaleb: Everything before the "but" is meant to be ignored by the speaker; and everything after the "but" should be ignored by the listener. Bed of Procrustes, 2nd ed.
Everything before the "but" is meant to be ignored by the speaker; and everything after the "but" should be ignored by the listener.
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb (@nntaleb) July 7, 2019
Bed of Procrustes, 2nd ed.
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Friday, July 5, 2019
Favorite tweet from siracusa
Yes, each is entirely standalone.
— John Siracusa (@siracusa) July 5, 2019
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July 05, 2019 at 09:37AM
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Favorite tweet from caseyliss
Twice in one year John‽
— Casey Liss (@caseyliss) July 5, 2019
😱
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July 04, 2019 at 10:49PM
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Favorite tweet from JRMcGrail
People will be spinning like whirling dervishes on top of this thing. pic.twitter.com/X48UdEoeiR
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) July 5, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/JRMcGrail
July 05, 2019 at 02:03PM
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Wednesday, July 3, 2019
Favorite tweet from Trace_Urdan
🦞 Thread https://t.co/z73d77Hfb4
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) July 3, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/Trace_Urdan
July 03, 2019 at 12:50PM
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Favorite tweet from EmilyKager
Who called it "Best Budget Keyboards" and not "QWERTY under 30"
— Emily Kager (@EmilyKager) July 2, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/EmilyKager
July 02, 2019 at 11:50AM
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Tuesday, July 2, 2019
Favorite tweet from davewiner
All of this is good advice. https://t.co/wWJGTHSzEX
— scripting.com (@davewiner) July 2, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/davewiner
July 02, 2019 at 04:11PM
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Favorite tweet from marcoarment
Got the watch beta installed by unpairing it, rebooting both devices, setting up as new, reinstalling the watch beta profile, then updating it.
— Marco Arment (@marcoarment) July 2, 2019
Now back to its usual bullshit. Ah, feels like home. pic.twitter.com/MWo5ngOBIc
from Twitter https://twitter.com/marcoarment
July 02, 2019 at 05:25PM
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Favorite tweet from RisaWechsler
Oh hey 17 year old self intimidated by overconfident dudes in freshman physics, oh hey anxious postdoc self sure none of it could possibly work out, oh hey super overwhelmed Assistant Prof self wondering how this job is possible: I became a Professor of Physics at Stanford today.
— Risa Wechsler (@RisaWechsler) July 2, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/RisaWechsler
July 02, 2019 at 12:55AM
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Favorite tweet from podcastnotes
Ok, but arbitrary length requirements reward verbosity, not quality. Better to set maximums than mins. Writing is done when you can remove no more, not fill up pages.
— Podcast Notes (@podcastnotes) July 2, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/podcastnotes
July 01, 2019 at 09:40PM
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Monday, July 1, 2019
Favorite tweet from RMac18
“San Francisco: a city with the population of Jacksonville, Florida, and the self-importance of New York” - @juliacarriew https://t.co/yTc5mBsWyX
— Ryan Mac 🙃 (@RMac18) July 1, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/RMac18
July 01, 2019 at 12:20PM
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