like...now
— Steadman™ (@AsteadWesley) June 29, 2019
Jony Ive's last stand.
— Rich Siegel (@siegel) June 28, 2019
(A friend came up with this, honest. I'd take credit if it were mine.) pic.twitter.com/Tp5Ht6ghRS
This son bought his dad a truck after his dad’s truck broke down. He’s not a NBA or NFL, DR. or a lawyer,hust a regular guy worked hard to get his dad a truck. This shows his appreciation. The gift just says THANKS DAD... I love you! pic.twitter.com/22WCNZVCQr
— Charles Chatman (@Charles43631438) June 28, 2019
.@ScottAdamsSays
— JG Bennet (@FakeLeftSucks) June 29, 2019
This is good newshttps://t.co/lUO2LlVKfS
I feel like maybe all the people that just started following me because I criticized the roll-back of GE may not be with me for very long 😂
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) June 29, 2019
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) June 29, 2019
I say turn off their mic when time is up
— Jean T (@JeanT57506) June 29, 2019
“I don’t worry that Apple is in trouble because Jony Ive is leaving; I worry that Apple is in trouble because he’s not being replaced.” @gruber https://t.co/gXa5ly0MMo
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) June 28, 2019
Harris's "food on the table, not food fight" line slapped the competition back into obedience. High ground maneuver. It was planned, but perfectly delivered. Dominant. #DemocraticDebates
— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) June 28, 2019
Let’s make the decision to enroll a little harder for the schools and a little easier for the students. Let’s be sure the students want it more than the admissions counselors. I represent no particular constituency, but I would stan for at least this much. 5/5
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) June 27, 2019
And then going forward let’s extend the “trial period.” We can be sensitive to school finances at the margin, but let’s apply a little bit of financial pressure on the schools to really understand if these students are ready for what they’re undertaking. 4/5
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) June 27, 2019
We would have to be careful to have a credit hour cut off - don’t want people gaming the system - but for the folks that crashed right away and owe a couple thousand dollars? Let’s just let it go. We’re not going to collect it anyway and we’re only making hard lives harder 3/5
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) June 27, 2019
For these people the decision to pursue higher education made their lives worse. And maybe it was entirely their fault, but more often it was probably extremely challenging circumstances. 2/5
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) June 27, 2019
Here’s a progressive-ish student loan proposal I could really get behind: Let’s find a way to a) forgive; and b) eliminate the creation of stub loan amounts owed by those that did not complete their education. 1/5
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) June 27, 2019
Historians Reveal Aqueducts Were Only Small Portion Of Ancient Rome’s Intricate Water Park System https://t.co/Cq8d8tZ0FS pic.twitter.com/RPHvh3Vfur
— The Onion (@TheOnion) June 27, 2019
I've had this index card on my desk for months, I have no idea what it's about, and I'm definitely still keeping it on my desk. pic.twitter.com/KdcBR9m7Pv
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) June 27, 2019
https://t.co/n5Ko1wzaEz pic.twitter.com/0zCtdYUjtY
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) June 27, 2019
Interested in Collaborative Classics Colleagues but missed the deadline? Feel free to connect with me (Maureen Lamb) at #ACL100, come to the Roundtable on Creating Collegial Networks on Saturday, June 29th at 12pm, or DM me for more information! @ACLClassics
— Maureen Gassert Lamb (@latintechtools) June 27, 2019
Nate wants a debate where all the questions are about polling.
— FiveThirtyEight (@FiveThirtyEight) June 27, 2019
Some potential Qs:
-Do you prefer random digit dialing or list-based sampling?
-What is your idea for dealing with ever-declining response rates to telephone surveys?https://t.co/Ki2Rq6T9hK
I must not reply. Replying is the mind-killer. Replying is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face the bad tweet. I will permit the bad tweet to pass over me and through me.
— Judy [Rat illustration] Cotter (@UnionSaltBae) June 25, 2019
"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger" is probably so popular because all the people it has killed aren't here to say otherwise.
— Z. (@Zennyharry) June 24, 2019
An illustration of time passing by. pic.twitter.com/4cSQcWcXbR
— Daniel (@DannyDutch) June 22, 2019
.@TuckerCarlson “Oceania was at war with Eurasia: therefore Oceania had always been at war with Eurasia.” https://t.co/yg76k8OO4O
— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) June 23, 2019
Gerrymandering Has a Solution After All—It's Called Math https://t.co/FdsCXR9ySh
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) June 22, 2019
Tag yourself, monsters. pic.twitter.com/bOS3TKqACf
— Writers' HQ (@writers_hq) May 15, 2019
sorry my family is cuter than yours pic.twitter.com/becahfeL4I
— libby (@LibbyEasterling) September 19, 2015
>> What do we want?
— Jen Gentleman 🌺 (@JenMsft) May 25, 2019
Natural language processing!
>> When do we want it?
When do we want what?
a story in three parts pic.twitter.com/jTBxGydXbR
— sloane (sipihkopiyesis) (@cottoncandaddy) June 20, 2019
Once a Hoosier, always a Hoosier ⚪️🔴@yeahyeah22 | #ProIU pic.twitter.com/UgIbLuNzN7
— Indiana Basketball (@IndianaMBB) June 21, 2019
Neutral good https://t.co/zcLIl3tt5Q
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) June 21, 2019
Great to be in Seoul for annual @WillistonNS gatherings of families and alumni #WillyNSeoul #globalWilliston pic.twitter.com/cSPQGLxMPT
— RWHill (@Hill3Williston) June 21, 2019
Came to see @WinstonMakes create a tiny actual cheese grater with the new Mac Pro grill pattern, stayed for the incredibly cool look into how CNC'ing the grill pattern works. And now I want to buy this tiny grater. https://t.co/LQsRs1vmdz
— Sebastiaan de With (@sdw) June 20, 2019
Andrew Yang's comfort food is a Kind bar, which makes him qualified to be president of the uncanny valley
— The Give Smart Guy (@BobbyBigWheel) June 20, 2019
Broke: women shouldn’t be in combat roles
— Daniel Scarnecchia (@mountainherder) June 19, 2019
Woke: as long as they meet the same physical standards
Bespoke: *Oxford anthropology student takes break from field work in Burma to organize and lead 150 Naga in an mountain insurgency against the Japanese armed only with muzzle-loaders* pic.twitter.com/7GCmWtA6qy
And with that—Marianne Williamson lost any smidge if interest I would ever have in her candidacy... https://t.co/jNQnKhcgwi
— Soledad O'Brien (@soledadobrien) June 20, 2019
Actually, it’s only existentialism if it comes from the existentialism region of France. Otherwise, it’s just sparkling anxiety.
— Aaron Paul Sullivan (@apsullivan) June 19, 2019
Yikes, Harvard revoked that Parkland student’s acceptance because of deeply racist language he used and he’s saying, “They’re judging me for something I did when I was sixteen!”
— Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again (@Jennifer_deG) June 17, 2019
That’s literally how university admissions work. They judge you by what you do when you’re sixteen.
hahahahahah pic.twitter.com/pmtJOtJfw5
— Jen Gentleman 🌺 (@JenMsft) June 18, 2019
No. You didn't. https://t.co/eRYiPWzTiu
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) June 17, 2019
I feel seen https://t.co/52Ge752izp
— Angry Staff Officer (@pptsapper) June 16, 2019
A NYers friendly message to visitors using their sidewalks. 😄 pic.twitter.com/v3CJShz6ao
— scripting.com (@davewiner) June 15, 2019
A NYers friendly message to visitors using their sidewalks. 😄 pic.twitter.com/v3CJShz6ao
— scripting.com (@davewiner) June 15, 2019
This must be the place, in the New Forest. I expect to find Tom Bombadil’s cottage soon. pic.twitter.com/2WDXeoIHdl
— Rod Dreher (@roddreher) June 14, 2019
Airport customs: “do you have anything to declare?”
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) June 12, 2019
1940’s southern Belle: “Why yes I most certainly do”
FOX has done to our parents what our parents thought video games would do to us.
— Allen Marshall (@AllenCMarshall) June 10, 2019
Airport customs: “do you have anything to declare?”
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) June 12, 2019
1940’s southern Belle: “Why yes I most certainly do”
Two is one and one is none https://t.co/cvmMxIACEd
— Jason Snell (@jsnell) June 11, 2019
What Lyra did next: an exclusive extract from Philip Pullman’s new novel The Secret Commonwealth https://t.co/j16AEbMr8i via @guardianreview
— Guardian Books (@GuardianBooks) June 10, 2019
Here's the essential state of English politics in 96 seconds by my colleague @rafaelbehr pic.twitter.com/hO3aAYLQeY
— John Harris (@johnharris1969) June 9, 2019
ok, finished the trailer design. pic.twitter.com/KQizSptz0U
— Daniel Danger (@tinymediaempire) June 7, 2019
Elizabeth Warren Spends Evenings Tutoring Underperforming Candidates On Creating Comprehensive Policy https://t.co/XypdgMov51 pic.twitter.com/AmMJBlvh57
— The Onion (@TheOnion) June 9, 2019
"tending the wrong grace" is a really poetic typo
— 💧 McKinley Valentine (@mckinleaf) June 9, 2019
Goal-Setting for Teachers: 8 Paths for Self-Improvementhttps://t.co/5o8ZSJgYPc#teachergoals #profdev #professionaldevelopment #teachers
— Jennifer Gonzalez (@cultofpedagogy) June 9, 2019
I have a chapter on the mind reading hallucination in Loserthink, pub date November. https://t.co/KpAcZWVe3j
— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) June 9, 2019
I wonder if the rise of podcasting is due in large part to people not wanting to listen to their own thoughts.
— Sahil Lavingia (@shl) June 7, 2019
It worked out so well the last time. 🦂
— Julian Fleisher (@JulianFlei) June 8, 2019
The only take on the jobs report you need. pic.twitter.com/iWnlpmzCa9
— Downtown Josh Brown (@ReformedBroker) June 7, 2019
So.....not a fan of the slow eating dog bowl pic.twitter.com/p06WLFJEko
— laney (@misslaneym) June 7, 2019
Me, doing my part. 🙌🏻 pic.twitter.com/IiMRldHrof
— Julian Fleisher (@JulianFlei) June 8, 2019
— HeatherA (@HBomb723) June 6, 2019
Catching up with Good Omens on Amazon and have to say that the book is definitely better. If you’re into audio books, it’s excellent too.
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) June 7, 2019
Good night, nut jobs. Good night, loons. Good night, crispetty crunchetty secular humanists, wherever you are.
— Duchess Goldblatt (@duchessgoldblat) June 6, 2019
Dear twitter family, I successfully defended my PhD in computer science at University of Washington just now! pic.twitter.com/I4TXGA4hVJ
— Kathleen Tuite (@kaflurbaleen) June 4, 2019
I am so proud of Federico. When he told me about this interview I kinda cried a little bit.
— Myke Hurley (@imyke) June 6, 2019
I can't think of anyone who deserves this more than him. https://t.co/WglOGggUtG
On the benefits of reading complex text... from Seidenberg's Language at the Speed of Sight. pic.twitter.com/ysmN4O7vK3
— Doug Lemov (@Doug_Lemov) June 5, 2019
Live and Don’t Learn is @caseyliss’s motto. pic.twitter.com/Mi5F4FVTkz
— John Siracusa (@siracusa) June 5, 2019
Looking for some perspective in this college reunion season?
— Ryan Craig (@ryancraigap) June 5, 2019
Hard to beat this.https://t.co/XuysQMQd1O
Took me awhile to figure out the multi-colored Uber route path was for Pride Month and not some elaborate new traffic congestion code. I can literally feel myself becoming older in real time.
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) June 5, 2019
Diabetes drug alleviates anxiety in mice: Findings could have implications for patients with metabolic and mental disorders https://t.co/HXxAgNflBU
— Jim Meehan, MD (@DocMeehan) June 5, 2019
Meditation goes digital in new clinical trial: Individualized program improves attention and memory in healthy young adults https://t.co/jMNtlAmRnp
— Jim Meehan, MD (@DocMeehan) June 5, 2019
@atpfm I think we all know the *real* reason the new Mac Pro has wheels. pic.twitter.com/b475D1f3vI
— Jack Wellborn (@JackWellborn) June 4, 2019
I just wrote about how, after a guy told me to smile, I jokingly tweeted about the idea of female Joker. And after seeing the whining responses it garnered, I am now 100% for this idea. https://t.co/FdA0vsBT2a
— Geraldine (@everywhereist) June 4, 2019
WWDC is basically an @atpfm/@_RelayFM fan cruise landlocked in a convention center.
— Nathan Lawrence 🌈 WWDC (@NathanBLawrence) June 4, 2019
Those handles are to help @marcoarment carry it to the beach.
— Tiff (@tiffanyarment) June 3, 2019
Boxy but good. https://t.co/83Fb9TFdBr
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) June 4, 2019
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) June 4, 2019
Hardest of Passes. https://t.co/ET8lr69C1R
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) June 4, 2019
me trying to understand my husband's tweets right now pic.twitter.com/yWZxXaejJD
— Kristen Soltis Anderson (@KSoltisAnderson) June 3, 2019
Find someone that looks at you the way @siracusa looks at the new Mac Pro cc @caseyliss @marcoarment pic.twitter.com/3EAA6ALDbO
— Kyle Cronin @ WWDC (@kylecronin) June 3, 2019
Time spent on revenge is never wasted.
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb (@nntaleb) June 4, 2019
WWDC is one of my favorite times of year, and I'm so glad to see everyone having such a great time. 💙
— Serenity Caldwell (@settern) June 4, 2019
When you finally get frustrated enough to git blame. pic.twitter.com/T0RPJ5FrzM
— Matt Comi 📺 (@mattcomi) June 4, 2019
I ran an X-Wing. pic.twitter.com/EyFulU72ZQ
— Tiff (@tiffanyarment) June 4, 2019
$12,000 Mac Pro spread out over 10 years is only $100/month, @siracusa
— Tim Weston (@timweston) June 3, 2019
Note-taking: A Research Rounduphttps://t.co/1xY31HWQOx#literacy #teachingstrategies #notetaking #sketchnote
— Jennifer Gonzalez (@cultofpedagogy) May 31, 2019
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