Some personal (golf) news: I managed to qualify for the @fsga1913 Mid-Amateur today at a windy @pganational Fazio Course. I’ll get to sleep in my bed for the tournament proper at @quailvalleygolfclub May 16-19. Can’t wait! pic.twitter.com/PQHlQSnQMQ
— Tim Gavrich (@TimGavrich) April 30, 2019
really only FELT like I was in my thirties once I suddenly and effectively randomly developed a fierce, unshakable loyalty to my preferred airline
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) April 29, 2019
Whole lotta truth here, by @TommySiegel pic.twitter.com/qcqA8LFPzx
— Diana Cannon (@arsonistkitten) April 29, 2019
Yes, I will see "Endgame" but these will always be MY Avengers. pic.twitter.com/1b829TK4Qe
— Howard Sherman (@HESherman) April 29, 2019
Very cool! https://t.co/jMQEPtnQdu
— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) April 29, 2019
🖊 by @tomgauld pic.twitter.com/1tfKPHPYO1
— New Scientist (@newscientist) April 29, 2019
“Lord of the Rings star Sean Astin once asked Lesnie [LotR cinematographer] ‘where is the light coming from?’ when they were shooting in what should have been a darkened tower. Lesnie replied, ‘Same place as the music.’”https://t.co/zeMETD8LFs
— John Siracusa (@siracusa) April 29, 2019
One of the funniest @thetalkshow moments @gruber @marcoarment @jsnell. pic.twitter.com/3RVYWGGENb
— Sean Grieve (@seangrieve) April 28, 2019
MSgt who retired yesterday started his speech as follows:
— Emily Kline (@emilyklineee) April 27, 2019
*Cracks beer and takes a swig* Well, mom and dad, I never told y’all this but I joined the Air Force because I got kicked out of college...
L E G E N D A R Y
Can anyone identify the artist? I think it says L Howard but I can’t find her(?) anywhere on the internet.Thanks https://t.co/Zm0Gk66U27
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) April 28, 2019
Seen in passing: "The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers."
— Patrick F. Bassett (@PatBassett) April 27, 2019
Oh man. I wish I had thought of that!
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) April 25, 2019
I believe we need to end mass incarceration but I also believe in hard jail time for anyone who says “actually, we’ve already met” when you introduce yourself.
— Chris Schleicher (@cschleichsrun) April 23, 2019
To clarify my stance on this: I've seen enough startups come and go over the years that promise to aggregate RSS blog/podcast content to "elevate the medium". They don't care. Creators are just a commodity to them. They never ask for consent and act like the saviors of a medium.
— Federico Viticci (@viticci) April 25, 2019
my New England Catholic upbringing and my Twitter presence interacting pic.twitter.com/4NT3Pe04NI
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) April 24, 2019
ambition is taking two books on your flight knowing you're just going to fall asleep.
— adam harris (@AdamHSays) April 23, 2019
This is the worst Baskin Robbins ad I have ever seen pic.twitter.com/pDpObccEto
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) April 24, 2019
My wife to our niece when she was playing with barbies “if you want me to show you how you’re supposed to comb their hair then I will. But if that’s not what you want to do you should say that”
— Justin Halpern (@justin_halpern) April 24, 2019
“Macs carry the flame for the revolution. They’re the computers we own, right? … Except that lately, it feels more and more like we’re just renting Macs too, and they’re really Apple’s machines, not ours.” — @brentsimmons https://t.co/v03vGFlDzA
— Marco Arment (@marcoarment) April 24, 2019
Can Confirm. Though an escalator away. https://t.co/1HzSihaKFr
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) April 23, 2019
Wow. Will there also be a staff position to cover how the Chronicle’s expansion of its conference business and special sections has upended its editorial mission? 🌹 https://t.co/qpkk9JETcM
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) April 22, 2019
Inventor of the Dishwasher: I HAVE CREATED SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE ALL YOUR LIVES EASIER.
— Geraldine (@everywhereist) April 19, 2019
Humanity: WHOA. So we just put dirty dishes in and it cleans them?
IoDW: Um, no. You need to wash them first.
H: Uh...
IoDW: Not thoroughly. Just, like, what you'd do if you were drunk.
Was joking when I said "I bet Notre Dame will end up with a Glass fucking Pyramid stuck on top of it. https://t.co/yIu2ibGrn5
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) April 20, 2019
As a testament to you can google anything, there are articles on how to run your best #beermile. What am I doing?🍺😂
— Holly Betz (@mombetz) April 20, 2019
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) April 20, 2019
I don't know. I'm not one of those runners who obsessively tracks their split times and then break down their performance for weeks. I'm just out there to enjoy good weather and a good run. https://t.co/wByYJ162ko
— Andy Ihnatko (@Ihnatko) April 20, 2019
I've been put on notice. 🤣 pic.twitter.com/wlPrPePGrW
— Kevin M. Levin (@KevinLevin) April 19, 2019
Ran the full width of the Boston Marathon course in well under eight seconds...nearly setting a personal best! Still don't know why so many people choose to run its length. That's like a MILLION times more effort. pic.twitter.com/Vo19g6VY9s
— Andy Ihnatko (@Ihnatko) April 19, 2019
Breaking: The Mueller Report CD-ROM will also contain 12 free hours of America Online
— Matt Gorman (@mattsgorman) April 18, 2019
To the dad in the Captain America t-shirt and cargo shorts who is responsible for this masterpiece: I salute you sir! pic.twitter.com/FbqyHdNFEd
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) April 19, 2019
I am I-hate-hotel-room-service-that-comes-in-take-out-containers years old.
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) April 19, 2019
it brings me no pleasure to report this, but the mueller report has two spaces after every period
— gamer wife (@bijanstephen) April 18, 2019
On days like today, PAYWALLS are the functional equivalent of redaction.
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) April 18, 2019
An ECS Out of School Site. Proud of our team, our partners, and students. https://t.co/Qw3zfhVTsI
— David Griffith (@griffithd50) April 18, 2019
241 days sober today - almost 8 months!
— Jeffrey Hudson (@ItsJeffHudson) April 17, 2019
The only thing that should follow “i’m not racist, but...” is “I do live in a system of institutionalized racism that I absorb & actively benefit from”
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) April 16, 2019
Things that did not exist 856 years ago when Notre-Dam was built
— Tom Goodwin (@tomfgoodwin) April 16, 2019
Uber
Bitcoin
iPad
Snapchat
Apple Maps
Angry Birds
Kickstarter
GoFundMe
Apple Watch
FB Messenger
Candy Crush
Alexa
Venmo
WeWork
Tinder
Twitch
Siri
Square
Stripe
Slack
The main three reasons teaching in an independent school is so rewarding? Autonomy. Culture of respect for teachers. Expectation that the teacher's job is to know, love, and challenge each student.
— Patrick F. Bassett (@PatBassett) April 16, 2019
“Being consoled is like being hustled” - My friend @JeffSchwager10 sent me this remarkable poem. Eager to read more by @ChelseyMinnis pic.twitter.com/wQMBWocx0p
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) April 16, 2019
I just read a student essay that made me cry. Twice. This afternoon I spent two hours talking to another student & came away feeling so grateful. It's the end of the year. I'm exhausted, sick, over-caffeinated. And the universe just keeps saying "It all matters. It all matters."
— Paul Hanstedt (@curriculargeek) April 15, 2019
Interviewed @nealstephenson today about his forthcoming novel Fall; or, Dodge in Hell. Along the way he recommended 2 of his recent faves: @Annaleen’s Autonomous & @grossmanbooks’ Crooked. Eager to read both of them.
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) April 15, 2019
— Amy Welborn (@amywelborn2) April 15, 2019
Recipe: Add 2 cloves of garlic.
— Owlette (@Miss_Patriciah) April 13, 2019
Me. A wise woman: pic.twitter.com/LhcegmBPHT
This 👇 https://t.co/CheydmKH1k
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) April 15, 2019
Just to see the bumper stickers, I’m rooting for the ticket of Buttigieg/Hickenlooper in 2020.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) April 14, 2019
The-fire-department-proves-socialism-works Twitter is the dumbest Twitter.
— Tracelator (@Tracelator) April 14, 2019
Great win girls over Westy and Taft! https://t.co/RPT6l31hCC
— RWHill (@Hill3Williston) April 14, 2019
I love this game so damn much.
— Tim Gavrich (@TimGavrich) April 14, 2019
So is there anything on TV tonight?
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) April 14, 2019
Unfortunately it seems a bachelor’s degree is a prerequisite. Maybe some day.
— (((Bobby Crossin))) (@BobbyCrossin) April 12, 2019
So my 15-yr-old daughter spent her in-school-suspension (for dress code violation), finishing her homework. Then she spent the rest of her time researching Title IX. #watchthehellout
— Paul Hanstedt (@curriculargeek) April 11, 2019
— John Evdemon (@jevdemon) April 10, 2019
Fun fact:
— Paul R (@lbcyber) April 7, 2019
You can make any Wikipedia article dystopian by changing it to the past tense. pic.twitter.com/UBbpJ3fgJ6
Rose DiSanto and Ella McCusker didn't get a baker's dozen, but six each ain't a bad day for PCD @PCDAthletics https://t.co/glj3xQ8X29
— Eric Rueb (@EricRueb) April 10, 2019
One of the more interesting tests of nudges in my opinion in education by @IntrinsicSchool @TranscendBuildshttps://t.co/YN1XJRQi8u developing agency through thoughtful choice
— Michael B. Horn (@michaelbhorn) April 9, 2019
Kyle Korver, a White N.B.A. Player, Speaks Out on White Privilege. https://t.co/HVwl2KfUim
— scripting.com (@davewiner) April 9, 2019
I waved to a man because I thought he waved at me.
— Just Sally (@MustardSally1) April 8, 2019
Apparently he waved to an other woman. So to get out of the awkward situation I kept my hand up and a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport. I am now in Poland starting a new life.
Life has been downhill for me (and maybe her?) ever since I decided that Gillibrand stans are called GilliBrand Ambassadors
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) April 9, 2019
What a stupid, stupid awful video. Wanna save money? Go out less, cut from other places. Don't screw over hard working people who deal with BS from customers all day long.
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) April 8, 2019
Tip at least 20%. https://t.co/PeX3Q09TLC
Battery at 20%. pic.twitter.com/0TGlhtd0dl
— Carol Roth (@caroljsroth) April 7, 2019
"And where you see no footprints on the beach at all, but instead an undulating metal structure," God said, "that was where I Gehryed you."
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) April 8, 2019
When I sit down at a lovely dinner, with interesting, humor-filled friends in a beautiful spot, I am as rich as I can possibly be. A billionaire couldn't have more.
— scripting.com (@davewiner) April 8, 2019
I used to think coffee was a grown-up drink. Then I thought alcohol was a grown up drink. Now I have finally achieved full enlightenment to understand that it is water that is the grown-up drink
— Alex Pettijohn (@98fireball) April 6, 2019
This! pic.twitter.com/YAu7P3m2Me
— Dr. Bryan Pearlman, EdD 📚🎤(Whatever It Takes!) (@DrP_Principal) April 7, 2019
People of the Pun, may I present today's offering, recognizing that you might have to be of a certain age to get it. pic.twitter.com/pKrdNpEQwq
— 𝓢𝓷𝓮𝔀𝓼𝓶𝓪 (@Snewsma) April 6, 2019
Dude. It’s Sunday.
— Julian Fleisher (@JulianFlei) April 7, 2019
Can’t believe The Princess Bride is over 30 years old! Still holds up though.
— Julia Allen (@JuliaAllen820) April 7, 2019
*Sleeps through first three panels.*
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) April 6, 2019
Grateful to have read this beautiful love poem from the 4/1/19 New Yorker(and into my notebook it goes): pic.twitter.com/D5M3UK3xus
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) April 7, 2019
I'm 30 and I've Been Tweeting About Sex and the City for 10 Years - Yikes
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) April 6, 2019
My grandfather used to take us here. Great memories. #TheOriginalpantry pic.twitter.com/7sg2kP9G41
— Ken Levit (@kenlevit) April 5, 2019
ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you: twitter pic.twitter.com/0CZ96tQIQX
— Adam Sternbergh (@sternbergh) April 5, 2019
Yeah, because bribes are necessary.
— afai sfhjnkn (@poiThePoi) April 4, 2019
I have been asked by the other Do By Friday hosts to read the following statement. pic.twitter.com/fs0uhYXSP5
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) April 4, 2019
It is 2019. I operate a vegan juice truck and my wife is an Instagram influencer. Our YouTube channel has 7.3 million subscribers. HGTV is profiling our hunt for a $2.3 million house in the Dallas suburbs.
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) April 4, 2019
Which more likely: iPhone 11 prototype left on barstool or Full Mueller Report left on barstool?
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) April 4, 2019
Good grief @SlateGabfest!! Could your cocktail chatter fm the 3/21/19 pod have been any more depressing? Don’t expect to be invited to any of my parties!
— Julia Allen (@JuliaAllen820) April 4, 2019
Yes
— David Yanofsky (@YAN0) April 4, 2019
1982.
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) April 4, 2019
The Go-Gos with A Flock of Seagulls.
Ladies. https://t.co/YpeDdpilE7
“Saruman believes that it is only great power that can hold evil in check. But that is not what I have found. I found it is the small things - everyday deeds of ordinary folk - that keeps the darkness at bay. Simple acts of kindness and love.” - Gandalf
— Maureen Gassert Lamb (@latintechtools) April 3, 2019
Why Parents Choose Independent Schools. See NAIS research article based on extensive interviewing with parents and prospective parents and utilizing the "Jobs To Be Done" strategic perspectives. Smart schools would address these "jobs" in marketing: https://t.co/jqgWqLopjZ
— Patrick F. Bassett (@PatBassett) April 3, 2019
Varsity Baseball up 2-0 vs. @DragonsofSG at Dickerman Diamond. @NEPSAC @NEPSbaseball #playthegame
— PCD Athletics (@PCDAthletics) April 3, 2019
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