Puddleglum last? Professor.
— Ross Douthat (@DouthatNYT) March 31, 2019
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Puddleglum last? Professor.
— Ross Douthat (@DouthatNYT) March 31, 2019
We get asked why no discounts on SuperDuper.
— Dave Nanian (@dnanian) March 31, 2019
Discounting is usually a way to rope you in, and then charge for updates later. Basically, you buy a revenue stream with a discount.
Since 2003 or so, we've done 118+ updates. Every one has been free.
For $27.95. Pony up, bucko.
The wedding venue we chose today has a late night taco truck add-on. This is the one detail I will fight for.
— Jennifer (@jenniferlee_75) March 30, 2019
PCD’s bubble has not burst yet. They are 3-0 to start the season pic.twitter.com/etOwoEypbk
— Glenn Osmundson (@GlennOsmundson) March 31, 2019
for yesterday’s @guardianreview pic.twitter.com/AP9GR9wntV
— Tom Gauld (@tomgauld) March 31, 2019
Release the FULL Mueller Report and not just a 4-page summary!!
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) March 30, 2019
And by that I mean release the full Mueller Report so BuzzFeed can read it and then I can read their 1-page summary!!
seriously amazing and well-written https://t.co/uCqu6zYVRR
— steve crandall (@tingilinde) March 30, 2019
Corrected score 7-1
— PCD Athletics (@PCDAthletics) March 30, 2019
Varsity Baseball gets the 5-1 victory over @MiddlesexSchool in their second game of the day. @NEPSAC @NEPSbaseball #playthegame
— PCD Athletics (@PCDAthletics) March 30, 2019
They can see a whole future of landscaping $ ahead of you that you don’t even know about yet.
— Tracelator (@Tracelator) March 30, 2019
The box of crayons that had a sharpener built in
— kara werline (@kara_werline) March 26, 2019
I think this is a princess phone! pic.twitter.com/Xq85R0gQif
— Kat ⛓ (@sibyls_makeup) March 24, 2019
— love god, love your neighbor, no exceptions (@MartiThePotter) March 24, 2019
Kids who went on vacation. Especially if they came back with braided hair and beads
— Stephanie Wessels (@steph_wessels) March 23, 2019
Yep. "What's your name?" "Saskia." "Do you have a nickname?" "No." "But what does your family call you for short?" "You're not my family."
— saskiago4 (@saskiago4) March 29, 2019
My daughter gets this ALL the time...but I picked Miranda because it is beautiful and....Shakespeare.
— Karen D (@karesf) March 29, 2019
Brooklyn looks like an ice skating dragon
— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) March 30, 2019
Credit @nathanwpyle pic.twitter.com/aFz9lST12I
This looks like a scientist explaining to his clones what went wrong pic.twitter.com/cL3ud4yWoD
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) March 5, 2019
@CharlesPPierce REO Speedwagon: You Can Tune a Piano but You Can’t Tuna Fish - 8 track - 1 ¢ incentive order to join Columbia House. (I could make myself look cooler by listing Led Zep: “Zofo” which was also in my initial 1¢ order, but where’s the fun in that?)
— Julia Allen (@JuliaAllen820) March 28, 2019
Inspirational quotes from the CNN White House booth: "Any pizza can be a personal pizza if you believe in yourself."
— Jeremy Diamond (@JDiamond1) March 28, 2019
My grandmother just called me at midnight to wish me a happy birthday. I thoughtfully thanked her but reminded her my birthday is in August. Without missing a beat she said, “I’m 91. I run the show around here. I’ll tell you when it’s your birthday.”
— Rebecca Slatkin (@RebeccaSlatkin) March 28, 2019
I wrote about how the rich launder their privilege through higher education to make it seem earned https://t.co/OGXUX9kmje
— Amanda Hess (@amandahess) March 27, 2019
Did you know professional tag was a thing? pic.twitter.com/dAuE1OmduG
— 🍒 (@dirtyIiar) March 25, 2019
Thinking about pivoting to just tweeting things like "What's your least popular food opinion? Mine is that a yogurt parfait is actually a type of quiche" and monetizing all those sweet, sweet RTs
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) March 27, 2019
NEW in Ed Week: part three in series - "Don't Treat Parent-Teacher Conferences 'Like Trips to the Dentist' with @jenniferabrams https://t.co/btH9TBJVAc pic.twitter.com/riTc0LmlVy
— Larry Ferlazzo (@Larryferlazzo) March 27, 2019
"A science teacher from rural Kenya, who gives away most of his salary to support poorer pupils, has won a $1m prize (£760,000) for the world's best teacher."https://t.co/79Vt4i1Sau
— The Mawazo Institute (@MawazoInstitute) March 26, 2019
We still don't even know the FONT of the Mueller report. https://t.co/i8T2QMP5j5
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) March 27, 2019
Oh, @MTA. Always asking the deep questions. pic.twitter.com/bJUimBaV12
— Julian Fleisher (@JulianFlei) March 27, 2019
Guy on plane: ‘So you’re telling me there’s enough happening in higher ed to have an entire publication devoted to it?!’
— Eric Hoover (@erichoov) March 25, 2019
If the Mueller Report is released will someone please tweet about it. I don't want to miss it. Thanks.
— scripting.com (@davewiner) March 24, 2019
If we’re abolishing the Electoral College, let’s also have ranked-choice voting for president - ranked voting is an ideas whose time has come. https://t.co/qY8XqRf8qr
— Ken Levit (@kenlevit) March 24, 2019
I'm sad that the show SUPERNATURAL is ending, not because I'm a fan, but because S.E. Hinton is and nothing bad should ever happen to her https://t.co/czsZ6auHTh
— DC Pierson (@DCpierson) March 24, 2019
In HS at class we were supposed to make Christmas cards. I did a dead little match girl in the snow with a grim reaper wearing a Santa hat.
— Monoceros (@FineVinesReno) March 23, 2019
I was a teen goth if that isn't obvious.
Not letting a kid into our fortnite clan
— PikaDUDE (@dude_pika) March 23, 2019
Chaotic good!
— Spicy (@Official_Spicy_) March 22, 2019
"The thrust on the fuselage for the first 10 years of a kid’s adult life is the school you did or didn’t get them into. And let’s be honest, any appraisal of a 17-year-old is an appraisal of their parents."@profgalloway burns it all downhttps://t.co/Nrokdhi3nM pic.twitter.com/VhXGRUQtHZ
— Downtown Josh Brown (@ReformedBroker) March 16, 2019
Admissions Files Hacked: Some applicants at Grinnell, Hamilton and Oberlin report receiving emails giving them the chance to purchase their files -- including confidential comments from admissions officers. @insidehighered https://t.co/5ckwLYTlEt
— Kim Taylor (@kimmytaylor) March 8, 2019
35k Inc = 5.25k tax
— Karlos Hesscobar (@HesscobarKarlos) March 21, 2019
70k Inc = 10.5k tax
10.5 is MORE than 5.25
Should I buy the new AirPods or just leave $199 in the next Uber I take?
— Rebecca Slatkin (@RebeccaSlatkin) March 21, 2019
WHO DID THIS? pic.twitter.com/xkiA0VzFIs
— Downtown Josh Brown (@ReformedBroker) March 20, 2019
🤘Bill & Ted 3 is finally, officially happening 🤘https://t.co/ghbanzMEq9
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) March 20, 2019
The world is about to get a lot more excellent. Watch this special announcement from your two favorite dudes! 8.21.20 🎸⚡️ pic.twitter.com/miOtBhinlC
— Bill & Ted 3 (@BillandTed3) March 20, 2019
This is the voice of both the devil and the angel on @marcoarment’s shoulders. https://t.co/qBp6gDnTBr
— John Siracusa (@siracusa) March 20, 2019
Getting more and more messages like this: Universities trying to figure out how Lambda School grads are outperforming their CS grads at well less than 1/4 the cost pic.twitter.com/z1L8kRf7cM
— Austen Allred (@Austen) March 19, 2019
Brussel sprouts are just not a thing that I forecasted having a penchant for, when I was a youth, and yet here we are, with me chowing down on brussel sprouts with abandon
— Angry Staff Officer (@pptsapper) March 18, 2019
What a world
Sometimes when I’m programming in JavaScript I just want to yell “Fuck this” but I can’t remember what “this” refers to.
— Pranay Pathole (@PPathole) March 18, 2019
Man with multiple degrees, including a PhD and the title "Sir" says Americans are obsessed with college. https://t.co/0Mr8T9VAra
— Robert Pondiscio (@rpondiscio) March 18, 2019
These grifters making bank off of our absurd obsession with elite colleges should be ashamed! *click* here for more... pic.twitter.com/UUy1QBKVR2
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) March 14, 2019
Away doing library talks for 4 days and this is my reward-lots to unpack & read & a new carry-on suitcase from Eagle Creek pic.twitter.com/xJ8ajWT14y
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) March 8, 2019
For me, it’s Breaking Away
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) March 8, 2019
Well of course. Lindsay Griffith , Ian Griffith , Susan McEwen https://t.co/LN8RSgbmed
— David Griffith (@griffithd50) March 8, 2019
Hi.
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) March 8, 2019
I'm C. Les Often.
When you click a thing to tell us you hate Twitter's stupid UI bullshit I'm immediately informed about it and then do absolutely nothing.
Hi.
You can call me Les.
Whatever.
I won't notice either way.
Hi!
Interesting points you're making. Do you think those weren't visible prior to the New Yorker article, which the DNC cited as its rationale for abandoning a debate it had agreed to with said network? https://t.co/rEKeiOswQ7
— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) March 6, 2019
I am honored & excited to be introducing my very 1st amendment on the House floor, an amendment to #HR1, the #ForthePeopleAct. My amendment will lower the voting age from 18 to 16, allowing our youth to have a seat at the table of democracy. #16toVote pic.twitter.com/67IzCtUh8k
— Rep Ayanna Pressley (@RepPressley) March 6, 2019
One way to gain courage is by connecting with someone who has defeated fear.
— Dan Rockwell (@Leadershipfreak) March 6, 2019
You gain courage by listening to stories of courage. In this sense, courage is social.
You empower others when you acknowledge fear and explain how you rose up.https://t.co/r8t1EP0gbR pic.twitter.com/yunilHbZhI
Those amazing Edwardian women https://t.co/CVMZvtfUxV
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) March 6, 2019
The fact that (almost) all degrees have the same duration regardless of the complexity of the underlying field is the best evidence that education has been built around the universities’ needs, not the students’.
— Luca Dellanna (@DellAnnaLuca) March 5, 2019
Go Dog Go still bangs though
— wikipedia brown, chiberian tiger (@eveewing) March 3, 2019
last night i was reading my niece Green Eggs and Ham and halfway through she looked me dead in my face and said "he said he doesn't want green eggs and him. just listen to him. respect what he said." and i was like
— wikipedia brown, chiberian tiger (@eveewing) March 3, 2019
dang you right
and just... awkwardly ended it there
It does not go to 11. https://t.co/zpE4jEeF8k
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) March 3, 2019
— AlextheSnark (@SnarkAlexthe) March 3, 2019
I have drawn the world’s worst pun pic.twitter.com/hhZxDXaHss
— Nathan W. Pyle (@nathanwpyle) March 2, 2019
If the modal US high school history curriculum (which isn’t set by teachers!) weren’t two inches away from being outright propaganda, it would be a lot easier to teach political science to college students.
— Paul Musgrave (@profmusgrave) March 2, 2019
Can anyone explain why Gen X is often forgotten? Let me just say this, these Gen Z kids (Parkland kids, my son, etc.) are being raised by our generation.
— Lynn V (@lynnv378) March 2, 2019
At the tulsa gridiron! Tulsa bribe! pic.twitter.com/ATx8pWwsiW
— Ken Levit (@kenlevit) March 2, 2019
In addition to everything else in the world I'm depressed about, I include the fact that nobody much (outside of Canada, I presume) reads Robertson Davies' novels and they're so so good
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) March 1, 2019