My 5 year old, out of the blue: “I can just lick my knee any time I want to!”
— Allison Alexander (@sonsalli) February 23, 2019
Yale it is then.
Arrived for a meeting, was offered Diet Pepsi and was delivered a Diet Coke. Now *that’s* how you manage expectations!
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) February 28, 2019
But it doesn’t. I’ve tried that about a billion times. What it wants is your soul. And some more cyan ink.
— Allison Alexander (@sonsalli) February 28, 2019
The whole Trump saga is like the Godfather but if all of the characters were Fredo
— Dan Pfeiffer (@danpfeiffer) February 27, 2019
When I said "nice house you have here, shame if anything happened to it" I was only commenting on your excellent decorating taste and how much I hate hurricanes. https://t.co/BqnKO24IPJ
— Josh Barro (@jbarro) February 27, 2019
How does he even find the time?
— John Siracusa (@siracusa) February 27, 2019
Don’t be that teacher who doesn’t share resources with their colleagues. It’s like totally weird and trust me, totally lonely.
— Maire Cervenak (@MaireCervenak) February 26, 2019
How to help people find their next good book
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) February 27, 2019
I often see Twitter jokes about the struggles of parenthood; op-eds about how parenthood drains bank accounts and happiness; arguments that climate change undermines the case for having kids.
— Andy Smarick (@smarick) February 26, 2019
Let me offer another take: Being a dad is the greatest honor and pleasure imaginable.
I'm Lee Scoresby, and here's the score, see?
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) February 25, 2019
We've gotta fight Mrs. Coulter in a war. Gee!
Hop in my balloon and don't forget your dang daemon,
We're gonna fly up north -- can I get an amen?
So that’s why they don’t have a host. https://t.co/0fqHYxeZ5k
— Kashana (@kashanacauley) February 25, 2019
"The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers." -Thomas Jefferson
— Firas Cheaib (@Firsou) February 24, 2019
Honestly? It could have been worse.
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) February 25, 2019
Oy. Phone auto-corrected “gruyere” to “fritter.” Obviously I am fancier than my phone.
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) February 24, 2019
You don’t get rich by spending your time to save money.
— Naval (@naval) February 23, 2019
You get rich by saving your time to make money.
My dear Wormwood,
— John Dickerson (@jdickerson) February 23, 2019
I see you've gotten the patient to join Twitter.
My work is done here.
Your affectionate uncle,
SCREWTAPE
On our way to a million: immigration. Stand on one corner in Tulsa and you can see a piece of Tulsa's immigration story | Dining | https://t.co/1h4QsIZLno important story @aWorldofKC https://t.co/eNFFYFrRT1
— Ken Levit (@kenlevit) February 23, 2019
Did you hear about the pun that entered a room and killed 10 people?
— Roknese (@roknese) February 23, 2019
Pun in, 10 dead
I’ll jump in when it’s so old, boring, and slow-moving that nobody bothers to tell people to move to Swift because they’re all busy geeking out and fussing over a newer language.
— Marco Arment (@marcoarment) February 23, 2019
I GOT INTO A PHD PROGRAM!!! I AM SO EMOTIONAL. I WILL BE THE FIRST IN MY FAMILY TO EARN A DOCTORATE! Single mom, incarcerated dad, formerly homeless, but NEVER STOPPED STRIVING! THANK YOU GOD!!! 🙏🏾
— Angel C. Dye (@blkgrlpoet) February 23, 2019
On This Date: 34 years ago today, Bobby Knight took his anger out on a chair 😡 pic.twitter.com/LqknVUWT2W
— ESPN (@espn) February 23, 2019
Mueller Scrambling After Accidentally Spilling Whole Big Gulp All Over Russia Evidencehttps://t.co/ZdKHNLqjX8
— Josh Campbell (@joshscampbell) February 23, 2019
The calm before the 59th Holland Hall Book Fair!! Come and join us today from 8-3pm! $1 admission! pic.twitter.com/0tMp3PUEVr
— Holland Hall Alumni (@HHallAlumni) February 23, 2019
You have an age and reach advantage over Bacon, but I would bet he’s scrappy as hell.
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) February 22, 2019
Not that you’re gonna listen to me, but history is gonna be so so harsh on you for hyping nothing hit pieces like this. Not now. Not this cycle.
— Andrew Schultheiss (@andyschult) February 22, 2019
I dunno if these stories are being leaked by opposing Dem campaigns, but each time one comes out it makes me like her as the one to wipe the floor with Trump even more. She's a tough one. Good. No not good. Great.
— Andrew Schultheiss (@andyschult) February 22, 2019
So what the hell are we supposed to use for Moussaka then?!?
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) February 22, 2019
I was the only kid in my second grade class in Oakland, CA to raise my hand in the mock election for Richard Nixon. (But TBF it was really a vote *against* McGovern.) https://t.co/IbCdlxpSqx
— Tracelator (@Tracelator) February 22, 2019
Reminder: the people who like socialism are the same people who liked group projects in school. #FridayFeelings
— Carol Roth (@caroljsroth) February 22, 2019
me last month: "Sure, what FuckJerry does is pretty bad, but, like, why is this anyone's MAIN cause? Some people have war in their countries..."
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) February 22, 2019
me for the past fifteen minutes: "Digital copyright is the single most important issue facing humanity..." pic.twitter.com/K9EMDblpIP
“[T]hat things are not so ill with you and me as they might have been, is half owing to the number who lived faithfully a hidden life, and rest in unvisited tombs.” George Elliot, Middlemarch
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) February 22, 2019
Crazy. Top 15 Global Brands Over The Last 19 Years! via @Interbrand pic.twitter.com/T9piVM6R88
— Jack Kosakowski (@JackKosakowski) February 21, 2019
If you want a snapshot of where I am in life right now, I just rapped along to all three verses of Kool Moe Dee’s “I Go To Work” while driving my minivan to the accountant’s office to drop off my taxes.
— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) February 21, 2019
"Her Smell" (2019) https://t.co/Md6zv9zipa
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) February 21, 2019
I love @RecDiffs because you find out the mind that thinks through technology issues so completely and the voice that articulates those thoughts so well on @atpfm is also a human guy who walks into walls when it’s dark
— 𝙳𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚜 (@DennyTrumpet) February 21, 2019
If you are struggling with writer's block or just need a boost of confidence, heed the wise words of the great Mookie Wilson. And bust out. pic.twitter.com/Nb3HTBjini
— Adam Goodman (@adamsigoodman) February 19, 2019
Let's not lose sight of the fact that historians engage the public every day in the classroom. It's some of the most meaningful work that one can do.
— Kevin M. Levin (@KevinLevin) February 20, 2019
**Game Day**!! We hit the road to @GunnHockey1850 for a 4pm tilt. Drive safely. See you there.@NZPrepHockey @NEHockeyJournal @NEPSAC @cthockeyhsprep pic.twitter.com/GTnOL1APc3
— Westminster Hockey (@westygametweets) February 20, 2019
While unpacking groceries I composed an epic 10-minute-long Jam Band version of the "Robot or Not" theme.
— Jason Snell (@jsnell) February 20, 2019
They damn well better.
— Oops!...I Dad It Again (@NewDadNotes) February 20, 2019
My PhD advisor told me to put a ten dollar bill between the pages of my thesis in the university library.
— Carl T. Bergstrom (@CT_Bergstrom) February 19, 2019
"So I can check to see if anyone read it?", I asked.
"No, of course no one will read it," he replied, "but when you come back into town you'll always have money for lunch." https://t.co/4b7nj1Q27z
Because a lot of things suck right now, please enjoy these lions' amazing reaction seeing woman who hand-reared them... for the first time in seven years.
— Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger) February 20, 2019
pic.twitter.com/yGMuId1JK2
A flag map of Europe but each flag is determined on which country they share the longest border with pic.twitter.com/t7m0erbyKh
— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) February 19, 2019
Gig life. #giglife. pic.twitter.com/qIBu4E5HJ1
— Julian Fleisher (@JulianFlei) February 20, 2019
if you guys are mad about John Wayne wait until you hear what this other actor from his era did. [stares significantly] his name was Ronald Reagan
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) February 19, 2019
HGTV family-
— M DOOM (@MotherOfDoggons) February 19, 2019
Wife: I’m a stay at home mom
Dad: I walk dogs for a living
“Our budget for a new home is $950,000”
The Official Fast Food French Fry Power Rankings: https://t.co/81oGfzcpwo
— Daring Fireball (@daringfireball) February 18, 2019
The official fast food French fry power rankings https://t.co/JDqqj68ryh
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) February 19, 2019
Today I had three meals with friends, a very Good Coffee, hung out in fake New York on the Paramount backlot saw Kanye, Gwyneth, some amazing art, and a double rainbow.
— David Yanofsky (@YAN0) February 18, 2019
Now I’m tweeting like it’s 2008; so happy Presidents’ Day.
The Olsen twins look like one of them knows how you die and the other knows when you die. pic.twitter.com/1yKtpyruyD
— Miles JC (@lezjc) February 17, 2019
This little boy in the wheelchair is Wyatt.
— StanceGrounded (@_SJPeace_) February 17, 2019
He wanted to jump on a trampoline and TNT in North Dakota didn't say he can't or couldn't. They made it possible and made it happen.
He loved it and I LOVE THIS 😭
Retweet ❤️ pic.twitter.com/nNtTAg9okW
Oh.
— John Pfaff (@JohnFPfaff) February 17, 2019
My.
God.
An Apple IIe. Sat in my parents’ attic for years. Decades.
And it works.
Put in an old game disk. Asks if I want to restore a saved game.
And finds one!
It must be 30 years old.
I’m 10 years old again. pic.twitter.com/zL7wWxOo36
No! Follow him! Follow him about 3 feet away! And pitch shows! Pitch and pitch and pitch, while he’s choosing hand towels, while he’s putting in his PIN on that swipy thingy, while he’s deciding if he wants fries with that. Follow close and pitch relentlessly.
— Rob Long (@rcbl) February 18, 2019
So true. Paul Auster says something similar in one of his essays. https://t.co/mwcUgdizSg
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) February 17, 2019
"Please trust that this was a very tough decision." https://t.co/pS1OJRzQoN pic.twitter.com/kJZGYyhhvQ
— The Onion (@TheOnion) February 17, 2019
If you want an explanation of the laws at issue and how a legal challenge to Trump’s emergency declaration will play out, listen to the latest episode of my #OnTopic podcast, out today.
— Renato Mariotti (@renato_mariotti) February 17, 2019
It is available on all major podcast apps. iPhone link below: https://t.co/UYOvlM6hms
Girls hockey leads Loomis School 3-1 start of third #speedycats #PPI #teamwork pic.twitter.com/6qF4auQtrl
— RWHill (@Hill3Williston) February 16, 2019
A writing strategy I cannot recommend highly enough is having one font to use for assembling words and sentences into a draft and another font for polishing it up to file
— Ashley Fetters (@AshleyFetters) February 15, 2019
Showing Lambda School students how powerful twitter can be... if you see this tweet please like it
— Austen Allred (@Austen) February 16, 2019
now see, why you gotta be like that. BABE was just chilling, hurting no one, minding its damn business pic.twitter.com/r9GyXGd8HK
— k austin collins (@melvillmatic) February 15, 2019
"The central conservative truth is that it is culture, not politics, that determines the success of a society. The central liberal truth is that politics can change a culture and save it from itself." Daniel Patrick Moynihan
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) February 16, 2019
Tetris 99 has taught me there is an entire roiling underbelly of god-tier Tetris degenerates out there that have been unknowingly training for this week their entire lives.
— Iron Spike (@Iron_Spike) February 16, 2019
Having a good time watching Twitch streamers get destroyed by accounts named "Eileen" and "LuvMyKids72."
Listening to Styx always makes me miss my wild years, when I'd do fucking anything, even listen to Styx.
— Howard Mittelmark (@HMittelmark) February 15, 2019
“The sun, with all those planets revolving around it and dependent on it, can still ripen a bunch of grapes as if it had nothing else in the universe to do” (Galileo). The best leaders attend to matters big and small. Often it’s the small matters that make the biggest impression.
— GEN(R) Marty Dempsey (@Martin_Dempsey) February 15, 2019
Of course I would https://t.co/k47sxauCxn
— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) February 15, 2019
Tumblr user stickmanbrandon elaborates on just why this is so touching: pic.twitter.com/II25JLKZ97
— Eize Basa (@PonchoRebound) February 14, 2019
You've probably heard about how Opportunity's last words to NASA were “my battery is low and it's getting dark.”
— Eize Basa (@PonchoRebound) February 14, 2019
What you may not have heard is NASA's last words TO Opportunity: as a final transmission to the rover, they played Billie Holiday's "I'll Be Seeing You." pic.twitter.com/iR7xzYQAri
Congratulations Suzanne Walker Buck, new Head of School at @WRApioneers @TomOlverson @johnfarber9 @indyschools #indyschools #education @educationweek @hgse @nais @NAISnetwork #leadership #Lead
— ResourceGroup175 (@RGroup175) February 15, 2019
I cannot confirm or deny that I had this custom made. #BabyCannonSociety pic.twitter.com/1mIOexORO2
— Benjamin Wittes (@benjaminwittes) February 15, 2019
From Tolstoy: pic.twitter.com/hmiRmnakPu
— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) February 15, 2019
I swear, the universe can be divided into two kinds of people:
— Monica Hesse (@MonicaHesse) February 13, 2019
1) I had to go through it, so you should too.
2) I had to go through it, so I'll work to make sure you don't.
My son plays basketball. And I watch. pic.twitter.com/4Ky5X3zNtO
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) February 14, 2019
Roses are red.
— Karl Van Hœt (@KarlVanHoet) February 14, 2019
Violets are blue.
Plant colors perpetuate puerile and potentially damaging analogies for the complexity of human experience.
So.
And the Day Time Emmy For Best Local Feature News Story Intros Goes to... https://t.co/BRpVCo4Dma
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) February 13, 2019
As an 8 year old Girl Scout -
— Kristy Lamb (@KLambPhD) February 13, 2019
Me: Would you like to buy some cookies?
Neighbor: I’m on a diet for my New Year’s Resolution.
Me: The cookies will be delivered in February. Do you think you’ll still be on your diet in February?
Neighbor: :::silently takes form and pen:::
CONVERSATION I JUST HAD:
— Tim Long (@mrtimlong) February 12, 2019
ME: Two Thin Mints please
GIRL SCOUT: That’ll be $10. Or you can get four boxes for $20!
ME (gentle): Um, that’s not a savings
GIRL SCOUT (NOT gentle): NO ONE SAID IT WAS
...
ME: Four boxes would be great.
I started writing what I WANTED to write at 54.
— Mary Cecilia Jackson (@marycjackson) February 12, 2019
Began with picture books. They sucked hard core.
Found my YA voice at 56.
Got an agent when I was 59. (It was HARD.) My debut comes out in 2020. I'll be 62. There is NO age limit to your dreams. Write on, lovely writers. Write on.
Dear @amazon please don't categorize chapter books as for boys or for girls. Books are for ALL regardless of gender/race/religion. Thank you.
— Debbi Michiko Florence (@DebbiMichiko) February 12, 2019
No mother or father should ever have to sit down with their son and tell him that he may be stopped, arrested, or killed because of the color of his skin. This shouldn’t have to be a reality for parents in America.
— Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris) February 13, 2019
I'm sure this will get me tagged again as being snarky and not seeing the big picture and not being a team player. Whatever. At the end of the day, I have to be able to sleep at night knowing I've done my damnedest to get my company ready for war. So sometimes I get salty.
— Angry Staff Officer (@pptsapper) February 13, 2019
The gang’s all here: my seismometer, its cover, and now the heat flow probe! It’s no easy task to set up such sensitive instruments on the surface of another world. Together we’ll unlock some of #Mars’ deep secrets. pic.twitter.com/77nGAaBi6L
— NASA InSight (@NASAInSight) February 13, 2019
Should Russia be getting jealous?
— Andrew Schultheiss (@andyschult) February 12, 2019
— packetswitchr (@packetswitchr) February 10, 2019
And the Oscar goes to...
— Holland Hall Alumni (@HHallAlumni) February 11, 2019
Dan Wilk '88, Principal Scientist at Adobe, and his team were awarded the Academy's 2019 Scientific and Engineering Award for their work on Adobe After Effects!https://t.co/QDu1F2xsrM
Four-year GPAs matter to colleges. As long as that fact is true, telling them not to obsess about grades to assuage your own conscience is simply more adult hypocrisy.
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) February 10, 2019
💯% accurate for #SeattleSnowpocalypse #snowmaggedon pic.twitter.com/TEOIAiwtwZ
— Maria Ball (@mrsmariaball) February 8, 2019
I learned this from @BobPatrick as a novice teacher and have found it worthwhile ever since! https://t.co/cQafLf8Vi6
— Justin Slocum Bailey (@IndwellingLang) February 9, 2019
My blog, https://t.co/gPQ9VPYOLB, has been continuously updated since October 1994.
— scripting.com (@davewiner) February 9, 2019
Kumbaya my Brand. Kumbaya. https://t.co/Gbbv6dF5sG
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) February 9, 2019
“No matter the path, the path is hard!” https://t.co/qhNnYcpsn1
— Aman Brar (@amandbrar) February 9, 2019
Tuckman's stages of group development - Wikipedia https://t.co/YupuOBXYgP
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) February 9, 2019
one of the best things abt the brosnan era of bond films is that anything could explode at any time for literally no reason. a building with no flammable contents? a pine tree? a large sandwich? air itself? all of these things and more can explode in a pre-9/11 world
— KT Nelson (@KrangTNelson) February 9, 2019
1) Never start a war with a man who buys ink by the barrel
— Matthew Federman (@matthewfederman) February 8, 2019
2) Never start a war with a man that delivers all those barrels with free two day shipping
1) Never start a war with a man who buys ink by the barrel
— Matthew Federman (@matthewfederman) February 8, 2019
2) Never start a war with a man that delivers all those barrels with free two day shipping
Pretty remarkable pic.twitter.com/ejS4eGociz
— Shane Goldmacher (@ShaneGoldmacher) February 7, 2019
I’ve liked all of the newest regenerations since its return (some more than others), but Tom Baker remains the one Doctor to rule them all. https://t.co/S9BJlf3BF9
— Stacey Abrams (@staceyabrams) February 8, 2019
Invisible Formatting https://t.co/ujOeiC11tB https://t.co/Mvah0RxyWl pic.twitter.com/649gtzHP2l
— XKCD Comic (@xkcdComic) February 8, 2019
This the equivalent of the 101st Airborne’s Gen’l McAuliffe’s reply to the Wehrmacht when they demanded the surrender of Bastogne during the Battle of the Bulge: “Nuts!”
— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) February 8, 2019
Bravo, @JeffBezos, bravo. https://t.co/1dGowM4Dfg
Boomers: I care thiiiiis much
— Bean Gilsdorf (@BeanGilsdorf) February 6, 2019
Millennials: small penis
Gen-X: [Kids in the Hall voice]: “l am crushing your head” pic.twitter.com/jRtO5BVAKQ
50s: I am So damn glad that there are brilliant 30 year olds to fix this mess we have made.
— Mary Smirl (@Tinkdamuse) February 6, 2019
A 93-year-old WWII vet, rushed to an emergency room recently and informed he had hours to live offered the following before drifting into his terminal unconsciousness: "Shit. I'm not gonna see the Mueller report, am I?" True story.
— Benjamin Wittes (@benjaminwittes) February 7, 2019
If it doesn't have a feed it isn't a podcast.
— scripting.com (@davewiner) February 7, 2019
I don't need a strictly chronological Twitter timeline, but can I get algorithm controlled content but with nothing older than say 6-12 hours?
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) February 7, 2019
Today we crossed the border into Argentinan Patagonia and drove for 10 hours in the Stepps. We had the same mountains in view almost the entire day. Tomorrow we spend the day on the water in the Patoginan Ice Fields... https://t.co/zp8hqwpwCv
— David Griffith (@griffithd50) February 7, 2019
God bless the eight people who downloaded tonight's @RecDiffs early.
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) February 7, 2019
I see you, and I love you.
The strength of our union has never been found in the walls we build. It’s in our diversity and our unity — and that is our power.
— Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris) February 7, 2019
I press my thumb down on an app to delete it, causing all the other apps tremble with fear, and in this moment I am as great and terrible as a vengeful god of the ancient world, my cruelty both capricious and final.
— Downtown Josh Brown (@ReformedBroker) February 5, 2019
Chipotle Employee Just Gave Guy In Front Of You More Rice https://t.co/oGuc6j6lLc pic.twitter.com/tAN6zdgwO7
— The Onion (@TheOnion) February 5, 2019
If you have ever wondered what @RecDiffs would sound like if it was me instead of @hotdogsladies and only six minutes long and also about a weird robot, wonder no more https://t.co/lcf4IBo1NU
— Jason Snell (@jsnell) February 6, 2019
Bernie isn’t Jesus.
— Zerlina Maxwell (@ZerlinaMaxwell) February 5, 2019
We are allowed to criticize him and I don’t deserve to be called a c**t for it.
Thanks for coming to my ted talk.
I really wish this author had told us what he thought of the Rev. Dr. Ezra Stiles’s historical writing. pic.twitter.com/efA6mc3QO9
— J. L. Bell (@Boston1775) February 6, 2019
Is he on the stack?
— John Siracusa (@siracusa) February 5, 2019
Is he on the heap?
Local man
This is the most brilliant iPhone app grouping I’ve ever seen... pic.twitter.com/3zyKpFkJr3
— Alex Rampell (@arampell) February 4, 2019
Any man who chooses his spouse over his child fails to appreciate that his spouse will kill him for making that choice.
— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) February 5, 2019
I would like to start an incubator for Y Combinator founders that failed at their first company to do a new company. In my experience, these are the world’s greatest people to work with: all of the smarts and work-ethic, but none of the arrogance.
— Sarah Cone (@impcapital) February 4, 2019
This piece of art from Thomas Deininger is one of the most incredible things I’ve seen. pic.twitter.com/fJmKg9wpD2
— Martin Montague (@MartinM_Media) February 4, 2019
Surge pricing for Girl Scout Cookies!
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) February 4, 2019
Robot children are much better for the environment. And far more cost effective and much less stressful than human children.
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) February 4, 2019
The @bublywater commercial demonstrated focus and simplicity in #advertising. Awareness. Name recognition. Recall. Pass the Bublé!
— todd mcdonald (@tmcdUSA) February 4, 2019
You must be a generation X guy.
— Johnny Mac (@JohnnyMacSparty) February 4, 2019
Oh. My. God. https://t.co/KBWNOqRKGx
— Charlotte Clymer🏳️🌈 (@cmclymer) February 3, 2019
This weekend I:
— 🇺|🇳|🇦 👩🏻💻 (@Una) February 3, 2019
✅ Recorded a song about array methods
✅ Realized I have no life pic.twitter.com/O4Tg2zhulq
Ellie. What a fucking rollercoaster is the first 5 minutes of Up.
— Santi Murtagh (@smurtagh) February 4, 2019
Algernon.
— Wendy Boucher (@AdventurePants5) February 4, 2019
LTC Henry Blake. M*A*S*H.
— JRS (@wvrginyn) February 4, 2019
Charlotte the spider. 😢😭
— SpaceForceSGM (@SpaceSGM) February 3, 2019
Mr. Parker in Infinity War...still hurts.
— Chaplain (@Chapl37) February 3, 2019
Tonks in HP...she was so awesome.
Dobby
— Lynne Silver (@lynnesilver) February 3, 2019
Artax going down in the Swamp of Sadness. Decades later, it sticks with you.
— meganhallinan (@meganhallinan) February 3, 2019
I understand why people aren't entertained, but this isn't bad football. It's outstanding pass rush and coverage.
— Jonathan Chait (@jonathanchait) February 4, 2019
Canadian Road Rage
— Kelly Canuck🍁 (@KellyCanuckTO) February 3, 2019
Montreal 🇨🇦
📹 lex_inker pic.twitter.com/JG9XilZrCF
I've always loved this video.
— Drew McCoy (@_Drew_McCoy_) February 4, 2019
Bowie is like, "hey, let's do a run through, warm up a bit. Just a little stretching to get ready for the real show."
Annie's like, "You do you Dave but I'm taking this shit to ELEVENTY!" https://t.co/AVYQb1TjHR
Jesus if I wanted to be incredibly fucking bored for several hours by eleven dudes from Massachusetts I’d just sit in almost any comedy writers room
— Justin Halpern (@justin_halpern) February 4, 2019
“How rich we all are in knowledge, and in all that lies around us yet to learn. Billionaires, all of us.” — Ursula K. Le Guin
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) February 3, 2019
When we say, “Students need X” we often mean, “I like to teach X.”
— Robert Pondiscio (@rpondiscio) February 2, 2019
You got this! pic.twitter.com/xrQgM30qP1
— Chris Culling (@chrisculling) February 1, 2019
Man Under Mistaken Impression He His Own Harshest Critic https://t.co/dPvZuSL9dK pic.twitter.com/Nnos2vzeDQ
— The Onion (@TheOnion) February 1, 2019
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