Favorite tweet from thedavidcrosby

If smoking marijuana causes short-term memory loss, what does smoking marijuana do?

— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) January 31, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/thedavidcrosby

January 30, 2019 at 07:01PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from cegriff3

Watching #GroundhogDay, which is pretty much like reading the news these days.

— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) February 1, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/cegriff3

January 31, 2019 at 07:17PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from TomOlverson

Ensure that your strategic plan makes a difference; avoid these six pitfalls: https://t.co/NU0srzHkMu @NAISnetwork @SAISnews @ISACSnews @caiscalifornia #leadership

— olverson (@TomOlverson) January 31, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/TomOlverson

January 31, 2019 at 07:43AM
via IFTTT

“Holding up cold weather as proof that global warming isn’t happening is like hitting a winning streak at the blackjack table and saying ‘Who says the casino has an advantage?’” -John Gruber https://t.co/hUkuifoap8

“Holding up cold weather as proof that global warming isn’t happening is like hitting a winning streak at the blackjack table and saying ‘Who says the casino has an advantage?’” -John Gruber https://t.co/hUkuifoap8

— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) January 30, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

RT @JRMcGrail: Chicago will be colder than Antarctica this week and yet New Haven will still have better Pizza.

Chicago will be colder than Antarctica this week and yet New Haven will still have better Pizza.

— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) January 29, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from ValaAfshar

Brazilian surfer Rodrigo Koxa broke the world record for the highest wave ever surfed (82 feet), during a session in Nazare, Portugal. pic.twitter.com/cNNBywrgVr

— Vala Afshar (@ValaAfshar) January 27, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ValaAfshar

January 27, 2019 at 06:18PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from themoneyiowe

I'm thinking of this Larry Levis poem, "God Is Always Seventeen," & how it is a poem of excess & tangents, & how, even with the visceral nature of everything before it, the saddest line for me is, "I have a child who isn't doing well in school."https://t.co/7kJx7AL9RL

— Devin Gael Kelly (@themoneyiowe) January 26, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/themoneyiowe

January 25, 2019 at 10:12PM
via IFTTT

On the mindset for the future, Kumar said, “Problem-solving will no longer be a virtue, problem finding will be a bigger asset.” https://t.co/XvZ1Ehe7n2

On the mindset for the future, Kumar said, “Problem-solving will no longer be a virtue, problem finding will be a bigger asset.” https://t.co/XvZ1Ehe7n2

— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) January 25, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Our loyalty should be to creating more loyalty https://t.co/P2oymPd6aY

Our loyalty should be to creating more loyalty https://t.co/P2oymPd6aY

— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) January 25, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from Leadershipfreak

Invite one key player to an affirmation session:

1. Clarify mission.

2. Honor their character/skills. Be specific.

3. Ask how things are going in their area.

4. Ask how can we help.

5. Discuss their future.

6. Make NO suggestions

7. Say thank you.

— Dan Rockwell (@Leadershipfreak) January 24, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Leadershipfreak

January 24, 2019 at 06:02AM
via IFTTT

RT @Massawyrm: When writing for mainstream audiences, remember that there is a balance to complexity of character and story. The simpler and easy to understand your story is, the more complex the characters need to be; the more complex your story is, the simpler your characters must be.

When writing for mainstream audiences, remember that there is a balance to complexity of character and story. The simpler and easy to understand your story is, the more complex the characters need to be; the more complex your story is, the simpler your characters must be.

— C. Robert Cargill (@Massawyrm) January 23, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

In human history, more people have walked on the moon than have scored an earned run off of Mariano Rivera in the postseason. https://t.co/xiUom0KyDm

In human history, more people have walked on the moon than have scored an earned run off of Mariano Rivera in the postseason. https://t.co/xiUom0KyDm

— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) January 23, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Students Learn From People They Love https://t.co/G5ZqWHybsi

Students Learn From People They Love https://t.co/G5ZqWHybsi

— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) January 23, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from kvanaren

if Sorkin were writing AOC she'd constantly trip over her own shoes, accidentally forward the entire DC press corps the email where her boyfriend dumps her, and in the end get a heroic arc by helping a boomer-aged white congressman pass an unrealistic and meaningless climate bill

— Kathryn VanArendonk (@kvanaren) January 20, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/kvanaren

January 20, 2019 at 03:05PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from znjp

Asked my girls, “If you could change one thing about this country, what would it be?” pic.twitter.com/HuUQ6VzyAx

— Zachary N J Peterson (@znjp) January 20, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/znjp

January 19, 2019 at 07:54PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from perspupu

You've got to ask yourself one question: "Does it spark joy?" Well, does it, punk?

— Sami Lehtinen (@perspupu) January 21, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/perspupu

January 21, 2019 at 11:09AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from tutubuslatinus

It takes just two and a half minutes to watch this #Latin performances of 🎼 A Hard Days Night. I swear on the River Styx that you won’t regret it. https://t.co/MBEtcvjXh2 pic.twitter.com/fVHa00pWaG

— Legonium (@tutubuslatinus) January 20, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/tutubuslatinus

January 20, 2019 at 02:28PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from moorehn

Real Gen Xers regard news graphics with ironic detachment.

If pressed, real Gen Xers will say they preferred news graphics' earlier work, before news graphics sold out and went mainstream. https://t.co/Sft7kI5Sp8

— Heidi N. Moore (@moorehn) January 20, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/moorehn

January 20, 2019 at 01:48PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from DPD_

YOU: The moon looks incredible tonight!
ME: https://t.co/RGmbC62uDb

— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) January 21, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DPD_

January 21, 2019 at 12:34AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from cereta

They believe in having people hanging off their every word and quoting them at cocktail parties. The idea that they are no longer cool terrifies them.

— Lucy (@cereta) January 21, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/cereta

January 20, 2019 at 08:27PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from davewiner

I'm even older than Aaron Sorkin, and I can't believe he said that. The "young people" he's talking about is of course @aoc who should keep doing EXACTLY what she's doing. So brilliant and clear-thinking and joyful. Exactly what we need now. https://t.co/ndbaByXcfJ

— scripting.com (@davewiner) January 20, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/davewiner

January 20, 2019 at 03:32PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from nickpunt

Just want to point out that today is the 30th anniversary of the beloved Macintosh SE/30. Small in stature but huge in performance, expansion, and overall likability. The king of the compact macs, and considered by many to be the Best Mac Ever. pic.twitter.com/V2h0vJy8hQ

— 𝙽𝙸𝙲𝙺 𝙿𝚄𝙽𝚃 (@nickpunt) January 19, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/nickpunt

January 19, 2019 at 05:35AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from AOC

All your base (are) belong to us 👾 https://t.co/brwNKJ8wrh

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) January 19, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/AOC

January 18, 2019 at 11:40PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from andyschult

Not at all. They’d get paid.

— Andrew Schultheiss (@andyschult) January 19, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/andyschult

January 18, 2019 at 08:28PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from JRMcGrail

What a month this week has been!

— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) January 18, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/JRMcGrail

January 18, 2019 at 02:35PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from DPD_

MY FEED: [has been radicalized by Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez]
ARIANA GRANDE: Here's my new single. It's about how being a rich queen makes you morally better than a poor loser.
MY FEED: Slay, mom! This is literally iconic!

— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) January 18, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DPD_

January 18, 2019 at 11:35AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from hksbks

A patron today was going on and on about how miserable this #book made her and I finally just had to remind her that she has permission to put it down. Whoever started this idea that #books are a "clean your plate club" situation ruined #reading. I believe @nancy_pearl agrees.

— HKS (@hksbks) January 18, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/hksbks

January 17, 2019 at 07:27PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from Trace_Urdan

I guess my daughter is a contrarian. I was encouraging this and she responded: “Why would I care what some random person thinks that I don’t even know. Seems super sketch.”

— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) January 18, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Trace_Urdan

January 18, 2019 at 12:00PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from tudor_bb

Huge win last night on Senior Night! Our girls beat Beech Groove 65-45. Great way to honor our Seniors! Alissa, Taylee, & Davi thank you for your 4 years of dedication to our program 🏀 pic.twitter.com/205dQtmdJb

— Park Tudor Girls BB (@tudor_bb) January 18, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/tudor_bb

January 18, 2019 at 10:46AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from wilshipley

The crawl, the breaststroke, and the backstroke.

— 𝚠𝚒𝚕 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚢 (@wilshipley) January 18, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/wilshipley

January 18, 2019 at 01:47AM
via IFTTT

Well begun is half done. Great first lines of great novels: https://t.co/NbYnzkbrvb

Well begun is half done. Great first lines of great novels: https://t.co/NbYnzkbrvb

— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) January 17, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from Trace_Urdan

So go ahead and “resist” all you want. But don’t pretend for a second that you are “protecting students” by undermining the need for new rules. You are not. You are protecting the ruling class of institutions committed to keeping things exactly as they are.

— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) January 17, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Trace_Urdan

January 17, 2019 at 08:37AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from Trace_Urdan

Students aren’t relevant to a panel on broken accreditation. But you know who *should* be there? The people that have tried/are trying to build something better, cheaper and more effective: @pmfreedm @burck @DesaiAshu Ben Nelson @MinervaSchools

— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) January 17, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Trace_Urdan

January 17, 2019 at 08:35AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from Trace_Urdan

Progressive Edu wants to know why this Neg Reg? Because the existing system of clubby, opaque accreditation supports a price fixing cartel. Because there are so many cheaper ways for students to acquire the Gen Ed competencies that are delivered in overpriced lecture courses.

— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) January 17, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Trace_Urdan

January 17, 2019 at 07:57AM
via IFTTT

RT @tomgauld: ‘The life-changing magic of decluttering in a post-apocalyptic world’ (a @mariekondo inspired comic I made for the New Yorker two years ago). https://t.co/mL1181yNmF

‘The life-changing magic of decluttering in a post-apocalyptic world’
(a @mariekondo inspired comic I made for the New Yorker two years ago). pic.twitter.com/mL1181yNmF

— Tom Gauld (@tomgauld) January 17, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from flophousecat

MOM!!!! https://t.co/hq9dPaAUkw

— Stuart Wellington (@flophousecat) January 17, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/flophousecat

January 16, 2019 at 08:21PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from Nancy_Pearl

I recommended William Boyd’s Any Human Heart to a good friend, and she absolutely loved it. So now I’m recommending it to you pic.twitter.com/sWyFoHl6kV

— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) January 16, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Nancy_Pearl

January 16, 2019 at 05:11PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from DPD_

I still think all the time about the time I had to do a phoner with Katy Perry from a Pret and when I told her the noise was from "my shared office space" (?) she replied "Like a WeWork?" How does she know about WeWork..........

— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) January 16, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DPD_

January 16, 2019 at 03:58PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from davewiner

It would be great if Facebook helped the open web. It's a perfect way to support journalism at all levels. Start by:

1. Make Facebook a simple RSS reader.

2. Allow linking and basic styles in posts, titles, podcasts.

That's it. We don't need money, we need love. ❤️

— scripting.com (@davewiner) January 15, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/davewiner

January 15, 2019 at 04:40PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from dangerfishback

It’s a testament to Carol Channing that, when I see this 97 year old woman popping up in my timeline, my brain went, “Oh she must be doing a concert or something” before it went, “Oh she must have died.” Rest in glory, Carol!

— Dan Fishback (@dangerfishback) January 15, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/dangerfishback

January 15, 2019 at 09:10AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from AlecMacGillis

"If the US has someone whom historians will look back on as the gravedigger of American democracy, it is Mitch McConnell." Provocative essay by major historian of Third Reich: https://t.co/zJnT8bjFnX

— Alec MacGillis (@AlecMacGillis) January 14, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/AlecMacGillis

January 14, 2019 at 05:35PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from rcbl

Hey, it didn’t “fall out of the sky.” It was because of your great writing, stellar accomplishments, and long history of terrific work. You deserve it. And you will crush it!

— Rob Long (@rcbl) January 15, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/rcbl

January 14, 2019 at 09:48PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from hotdogsladies

That scene always brings back a flood of childhood memories. Remember when you'd get a free burger if you had an "A" on your report card?

— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) January 15, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/hotdogsladies

January 14, 2019 at 08:34PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from Trace_Urdan

You presume a lot with this analogy: that the exclusive MBA program won’t be sufficiently discerning, that students won’t notice, care or tell anyone about said content, and that employers actually care what the students at the exclusive MBA program actually study.

— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) January 14, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Trace_Urdan

January 14, 2019 at 06:18PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from jaredsinclair

i am a professional voice ac tor

— Jared Sinclair (@jaredsinclair) January 14, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/jaredsinclair

January 13, 2019 at 10:06PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from theorygurl

no this email does not find me well!!

— Andrea Long Chu (@theorygurl) January 14, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/theorygurl

January 14, 2019 at 12:45PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from PhilosophyMusee

A home without books is a body without soul. Cicero

— Philosophy Muse (@PhilosophyMusee) January 14, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/PhilosophyMusee

January 13, 2019 at 09:34PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from ReignOfApril

Retweeting this every single time it comes down my timeline. https://t.co/U4Ylks7sBV

— April (@ReignOfApril) January 13, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ReignOfApril

January 13, 2019 at 09:34AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from DPD_

[me performing my "tight five" on "The Tonight Show"]
What's up, guys? Y'all having fun, having a good night? Okay, so... have you ever thought about how if Tori Spelling ran for president, her campaign memoir could be called "ExploraTORI"?

— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) January 14, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DPD_

January 14, 2019 at 10:26AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from AdrianChen

When will we have the technology to develop a podcast with male *and* female hosts

— Adrian Chen (@AdrianChen) January 14, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/AdrianChen

January 13, 2019 at 08:27PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from KamalaHarris

This is just fantastic. Congratulations, @katelyn_ohashi and @uclagymnastics. pic.twitter.com/DfQW4W05gp

— Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris) January 13, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/KamalaHarris

January 13, 2019 at 04:35PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from lutherxhughes

This poem, always. https://t.co/U7WqsP9nmh

— licks books (@lutherxhughes) January 13, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/lutherxhughes

January 13, 2019 at 12:46PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from feministabulous

Behind every woman with an economics degree, there’s a man who read the economist once explaining things to her.

— Liz Plank (@feministabulous) January 12, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/feministabulous

January 12, 2019 at 09:09AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from bsaintwalker

When Windows XP is crashing and you drag the mouse around the screen pic.twitter.com/uM1ZvOIICc

— Brody Saint Walker (@bsaintwalker) January 13, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/bsaintwalker

January 13, 2019 at 04:11AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from andyschult

Man if THAT’S the most insane thing he’s ever discovered, he needs to read more. Or just get out.

— Andrew Schultheiss (@andyschult) January 13, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/andyschult

January 13, 2019 at 11:21AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from RebeccaSlatkin

No experience is ever a waste. If one day I'm in a cafe & a kid runs in screaming, "HELP! DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO TRIGGER A LAMBDA FUNC THAT INSERTS A MSG TO AN SQS QUEUE?"Thx to those 10 mos I worked 4 free then pushed out, I will be able to stand up & say with gusto "Probably."

— Rebecca Slatkin (@RebeccaSlatkin) January 13, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/RebeccaSlatkin

January 12, 2019 at 08:31PM
via IFTTT

Recursion in the wild. https://t.co/SJGgzZMo7W

Recursion in the wild. https://t.co/SJGgzZMo7W

— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) January 13, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from Trace_Urdan

Evergreen tweet. https://t.co/XdNRnxZVmn

— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) January 11, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Trace_Urdan

January 11, 2019 at 03:43PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from snyderceramics

"This country will not be a permanently good place for any of us to live in unless we make it a reasonably good place for all of us to live in."

-President Teddy Roosevelt, Chicago, IL, June 17, 1912 pic.twitter.com/Dl6xUR5xwn

— Stacy Snyder (@snyderceramics) January 12, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/snyderceramics

January 12, 2019 at 08:40AM
via IFTTT

RT @katyperry: Neuroplasticity is the new plastic surgery

Neuroplasticity is the new plastic surgery

— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) January 11, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from AlexJamesFitz

MARIE KONDO: "What about these ZipLoc bags of Cat-5 and USB cables under your bed?"

ME: "They spark joy."

KONDO: "But -"

ME: "THEY SPARK JOY"

— Alex Fitzpatrick (@AlexJamesFitz) January 11, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/AlexJamesFitz

January 11, 2019 at 11:51AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from davewiner

Domain names should be permanently assigned at no charge for sites that are a crucial part of history of the web. https://t.co/FE2Ns2iIDr

— scripting.com (@davewiner) January 12, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/davewiner

January 12, 2019 at 07:31AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from IanSohn

“Dad, did you know that Michael Jackson knew about 9/11 before it happened?” And with that, there is a one month ban on YouTube in the house.

— Ian Sohn (@IanSohn) January 11, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/IanSohn

January 11, 2019 at 08:56AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from marcoarment

Yup. In my experience, only 3 drugs really help cold symptoms:

- acetaminophen/paracetamol (Tylenol)
- pseudoephedrine (the real Sudafed behind the counter)
- caffeine (no matter how bad you feel, don’t skip your coffee)

Nothing else is particularly useful. https://t.co/7ZN1JIhAs9

— Marco Arment (@marcoarment) January 11, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/marcoarment

January 11, 2019 at 08:51AM
via IFTTT

RT @ftrain: [Stares at Java class library.] Does this object spark joy.

[Stares at Java class library.] Does this object spark joy.

— Paul Ford (@ftrain) January 10, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from RitaKonaev

I used to think academia did violence to the English language...and then I discovered corporate America.

— Rita Konaev (@RitaKonaev) January 10, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/RitaKonaev

January 10, 2019 at 10:23AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from JRMcGrail

This Walmart "FAMOUS CARS" spot is old fashioned, giant sized fun. pic.twitter.com/TWFpAmeOcx

— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) January 10, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/JRMcGrail

January 10, 2019 at 04:53AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from HydroHaacker

Boomers: When life hands you lemons, make lemonade.

GenX: When life hands you lemons, create a startup to market lemon juice as a healthy, low-carb alternative to lemonade.

Millennials: Hahahaha, as if life would ever just *hand you* lemons

— Erin Haacker (@HydroHaacker) January 7, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/HydroHaacker

January 07, 2019 at 06:35PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from andyschult

Is he gonna critique the Pink Floyd album?

— Andrew Schultheiss (@andyschult) January 9, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/andyschult

January 09, 2019 at 01:50PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from siracusa

Next time, order 8,675,309 more shirts.

— John Siracusa (@siracusa) January 9, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/siracusa

January 08, 2019 at 08:37PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from jwz

Happy Third Birthday, Roy Batty! https://t.co/eHdaZSInWQ pic.twitter.com/GT7HKO3s2E

— j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ (@jwz) January 8, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/jwz

January 08, 2019 at 05:33PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from jaredpolis

A quick selfie as I become Governor pic.twitter.com/Kb7vtoYurl

— Jared Polis (@jaredpolis) January 8, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/jaredpolis

January 08, 2019 at 02:04PM
via IFTTT

RT @MuslimIQ: Oh my God. What is this sorcery??? Wait for it... https://t.co/9KJyALzmuT

Oh my God. What is this sorcery???

Wait for it... pic.twitter.com/9KJyALzmuT

— Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@MuslimIQ) January 8, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

And if you don’t love me now/ You will never love me again. https://t.co/9itFFNF9UD

And if you don’t love me now/ You will never love me again. https://t.co/9itFFNF9UD

— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) January 7, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from jonrog1

1/ On the left is a teenage AOC dancing with her friends as part of a nationwide viral video craze. The Right called this proof she’s a “nitwit”.

Next is GOP Speaker of the House Paul Ryan. Who thought this photo was a good idea AT AGE 42. He was considered a policy genius. pic.twitter.com/kulyY5jnf8

— John Rogers (@jonrog1) January 4, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/jonrog1

January 04, 2019 at 02:34PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from andyschult

If he’s most likely to beat Trump, he’s my candidate. There is no other criterion.

— Andrew Schultheiss (@andyschult) January 7, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/andyschult

January 06, 2019 at 09:37PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from TerribleMaps

'How well I understand regional English accents' - Reddit user u/Bezzlefordhttps://t.co/sI0Z6XCMsp pic.twitter.com/qjTWAEr6HL

— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) January 7, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/TerribleMaps

January 07, 2019 at 05:58AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from ologie

A brand is more than a logo. More than a tagline. More than an ad campaign.

It’s the total experience you create for your audiences.

(Quote: @JeffBezos) pic.twitter.com/BPVAPH7QqX

— Ologie (@ologie) January 6, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ologie

January 06, 2019 at 07:21AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from Nancy_Pearl

Velveeta forever!

— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) January 6, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Nancy_Pearl

January 05, 2019 at 11:17PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from ezbrooks

This is just to say [Chekhov edit.]

I have fired
the pistol
that was in
the first act

and which
you were probably
saving
for later

Forgive me
it was necessary
so inevitable
and dramatic

— Ezra Brooks (@ezbrooks) January 5, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ezbrooks

January 05, 2019 at 11:08AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from tmcdUSA

Can’t stop whistling this week. Classic “what is the song in...” search of the 2000’s. https://t.co/XggEIR12RH

— todd mcdonald (@tmcdUSA) January 6, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/tmcdUSA

January 05, 2019 at 10:30PM
via IFTTT

RT @Massawyrm: Someone on reddit suggested that the Muppets should host the Oscars and it's pretty much the only thing I can think about anymore. Staler & Waldorf heckling each winner Dr Teeth & the Electric mayhem playing the Best Songs Miss Piggy mad about not being nominated NO CONTROVERSY

Someone on reddit suggested that the Muppets should host the Oscars and it's pretty much the only thing I can think about anymore.

Staler & Waldorf heckling each winner
Dr Teeth & the Electric mayhem playing the Best Songs
Miss Piggy mad about not being nominated
NO CONTROVERSY

— C. Robert Cargill (@Massawyrm) January 4, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from hotdogsladies

Arnold Palmer

— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) January 4, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/hotdogsladies

January 04, 2019 at 06:49PM
via IFTTT

RT @DavidPriess: Yes, this is the most distant object yet visited by human spacecraft. Yes, the image was processed by astrophysicist Dr. Brian May. Yes, that’s the same Brian May from the band Queen. Yes, that’s awesome. https://t.co/TzVy5EQBJC

Yes, this is the most distant object yet visited by human spacecraft.

Yes, the image was processed by astrophysicist Dr. Brian May.

Yes, that’s the same Brian May from the band Queen.

Yes, that’s awesome. https://t.co/TzVy5EQBJC

— David Priess (@DavidPriess) January 4, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from Trace_Urdan

This is actually a best practice that traditional schools (and their OPM partners) would be wise to heed. https://t.co/z3dQX2M73Y

— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) January 4, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Trace_Urdan

January 04, 2019 at 04:21PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from TheOnion

Video Game Blacksmith Struggling To Compete With Random Chests Full Of Free Armor All Over Kingdom https://t.co/nk0Z89o2FD #OurAnnualYear2018 pic.twitter.com/Rz1V3Q7GTK

— The Onion (@TheOnion) January 4, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/TheOnion

January 04, 2019 at 03:50PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from EricLevitz

Ocasio-Cortez’s views on top marginal tax rates are much more mainstream than Susan Collins’s. https://t.co/QwlORuKl3w pic.twitter.com/n1OAXtQjn8

— Eric Levitz (@EricLevitz) January 4, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/EricLevitz

January 04, 2019 at 03:21PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from para_paramoney

and if the price of GOOG has fallen in that week: profit

— Magnus K€£$trup [aka Money Machine] (@para_paramoney) January 4, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/para_paramoney

January 04, 2019 at 02:36PM
via IFTTT

RT @scottderrickson: This is so satisfying to watch. https://t.co/pMGFf7C808

This is so satisfying to watch. https://t.co/pMGFf7C808

— Scott Derrickson (@scottderrickson) January 3, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from RebeccaSlatkin

Ever read someone's documentation and think to yourself, "I would never want to move heavy furniture up a flight of stairs with the author of this document."

— Rebecca Slatkin (@RebeccaSlatkin) January 4, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/RebeccaSlatkin

January 04, 2019 at 11:19AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from ConnorInTheNews

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez can dance if she want to, she can leave your friends behind, cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well they're no friends of mine.

— Connor D. Wolf (@ConnorInTheNews) January 3, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/ConnorInTheNews

January 03, 2019 at 06:20PM
via IFTTT

RT @TheOnion: Law School Applications Increase Upon Realization That Any Fucking Idiot Can Be Lawyer https://t.co/lUoeiYz77m #OurAnnualYear2018 https://t.co/YkdqFNoS0x

Law School Applications Increase Upon Realization That Any Fucking Idiot Can Be Lawyer https://t.co/lUoeiYz77m #OurAnnualYear2018 pic.twitter.com/YkdqFNoS0x

— The Onion (@TheOnion) January 3, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from kind_but_bolshy

My favourite sign ever (to be found at Sutton Hoo). pic.twitter.com/Fs0VWvvVrJ

— Jules (@kind_but_bolshy) January 2, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/kind_but_bolshy

January 02, 2019 at 06:29PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from hotdogsladies

Listen up, babies. If The Warriors wanna make it back to Coney in one piece, first they’re gonna have to get through “The Necktie Thumbs.” https://t.co/CvzvcFUikD

— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) January 3, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/hotdogsladies

January 03, 2019 at 04:39PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from davewiner

blogging: 25 years.

— scripting.com (@davewiner) January 2, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/davewiner

January 02, 2019 at 11:50AM
via IFTTT

RT @themoneyiowe: Rilke wrote the original out of office reply https://t.co/ihecNYnErs

Rilke wrote the original out of office reply pic.twitter.com/ihecNYnErs

— Devin Gael Kelly (@themoneyiowe) January 2, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DouglasHAllen

Favorite tweet from char_laatte

dd-mm-yy mm-dd-yy
🤝
01-01-19

— char-latté (@char_laatte) January 1, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/char_laatte

January 01, 2019 at 06:06PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from WestminsterCT

Siobhan Ulrich took this photo recently. There is a hawk that likes to perch on the cross fairly regularly. But no one can recall seeing two! pic.twitter.com/53fHxC74s0

— Westminster School (@WestminsterCT) January 2, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/WestminsterCT

January 02, 2019 at 10:41AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from jjturner

Manchester morning graffiti... pic.twitter.com/JDZicfsBLB

— Jon Turner (@jjturner) December 28, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/jjturner

December 28, 2018 at 03:39AM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from pptsapper

This is goddam lyric poetry and you cannot convince me otherwise https://t.co/GYiVWm8qsF

— Angry Staff Officer (@pptsapper) January 2, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/pptsapper

January 01, 2019 at 10:43PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from DPD_

2019 is all about renewal... a fresh start to change our mindsets and, maybe, our lives. With that in mind, I finally cancelled my Tidal subscription.

— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) January 1, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/DPD_

January 01, 2019 at 02:02PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from Nancy_Pearl

After my walk this morning I am happy to report that I haven’t lost any gloves in 2019 pic.twitter.com/JMNY2if94h

— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) January 1, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Nancy_Pearl

January 01, 2019 at 01:33PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from pptsapper

TBF, couldn't most British cuisine be described as a "culinary accident?" https://t.co/0mmdNOWboV

— Angry Staff Officer (@pptsapper) January 1, 2019

from Twitter https://twitter.com/pptsapper

January 01, 2019 at 12:12PM
via IFTTT

Favorite tweet from Vahn16

little known fact: bill nye is short for william new years eve

— nathan grayson (@Vahn16) December 31, 2018

from Twitter https://twitter.com/Vahn16

December 31, 2018 at 02:36PM
via IFTTT