Should auld acquaintance be forgot...
— Carla Hayden (@LibnOfCongress) December 31, 2018
1820 Sheet music of Auld Lang Syne in the @librarycongress collection. Happy New Year to all! https://t.co/DD5etIZ4so pic.twitter.com/QaKZGqvqhW
It must have been the moose that once bit her sister... (sorry couldn't resist a Python joke)
— Jeremy Your Keeper Of Arcane Lore (@lovecrafttapes) December 30, 2018
years ago i saw Star Wars ep1 on opening night and right after “a long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away” faded to black a guy behind me loudly said “oh i’ve already seen this one”
— Jumbo Smooth (@DrGhostbaby) December 30, 2018
Start writing a book. https://t.co/98YIJVJ54z
— Isaac Fitzgerald🤞🏻🖤 (@IsaacFitzgerald) December 27, 2018
A Very Nice Thing: when people see my kid in his Gryffindor scarf, they’ll often tell him how much they like it and what house they were sorted into. He’s convinced they’re all Hogwarts graduates hiding in the muggle world and their comments prove that Harry Potter is real. pic.twitter.com/UhyUVgqr0b
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) December 30, 2018
Dear my first class ever,
— Joe Dombrowski (@MrDtimes3) December 29, 2018
I was 22 and had no idea what I was doing. I take full responsibility if you still can’t do long division.
& just one more from Jenny George. Because THE DREAM OF REASON is a beautiful book. It can change a life. ✨❤️
— Susan L. Leary (@susanlleary) December 28, 2018
The way to keep something is to forget it.
Then it goes to an enormous place.
"Mnemonic" pic.twitter.com/XMsWLjodDu
"Your story was this: you were happy, then you were sad, / you slept, you awakened." — Jane Hirshfield pic.twitter.com/We0Qujavhp
— Devin Gael Kelly (@themoneyiowe) December 29, 2018
This is an amazing poem, one I keep close to my heart https://t.co/kcM8rwpKe6
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) December 30, 2018
I had put down my 13 year old lab, Ruby, in August and still think of her every day. I found this both so sad and so comforting: pic.twitter.com/Vg9BxSKIBI
— Jeff Lambert (@LawyerLambert) December 29, 2018
New experiment from Lambda School, coming 2019!
— Austen Allred (@AustenAllred) December 28, 2018
* Housing in downtown Salt Lake City for 1 yr
* $500/month food/living stipend for 1 yr
* 30 week full-time Lambda School course + career coaching
Cost: $0 until hired & making $50k+, then 17% of salary for 3 yrs, capped at $40k
Cool Glitch Effect On Movie Studio Logo Must Mean Shit About To Go Down https://t.co/odnaCNmDsX #OurAnnualYear2018 pic.twitter.com/jXhLfjYSpN
— The Onion (@TheOnion) December 29, 2018
This. https://t.co/XXRw6q4jA0
— Robert Herzog (@HerzogIND) December 28, 2018
"That was the file system follow-up that I had. And, hopefully, will be the last of it."
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) December 28, 2018
—John Siracusa, Hypercritical #58 (March 9, 2012)
Right now Netflix is trying to figure out how 6 million people watched birdbox this weekend with only 22 active accounts
— 𝕁𝕠𝕖𝕪 (@Trendingjoey) December 27, 2018
Imagine Sears dying the same day it is revealed Epic had $3B in profits from selling digital clothes in Fortnite.https://t.co/nD0AaSdp6H
— Cody Conners (@evoli) December 27, 2018
@PCDAthletics Alumni get the win over @WheelerWarriors Alumni 70-65 in the Alumni Game. pic.twitter.com/ssexSoMO7f
— PCD Athletics (@PCDAthletics) December 28, 2018
Accurate. 😂😂😂 "List: A Guide to Midwestern Conversation" https://t.co/vsT1WtlhJf
— Mary P. Traverse 🦕 (@McBiteypants) December 28, 2018
List: A Guide to Midwestern Conversation - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency https://t.co/LcAhR4umo5
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) December 28, 2018
Very awesome. https://t.co/sxIo6ifaMk
— Soledad O'Brien (@soledadobrien) December 28, 2018
I was putting away the roasting pan & found these Starbucks cups from I think 2004 with my quote on it, part of The Way I See It series, #169 pic.twitter.com/Kef4J6ZyO1
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) December 27, 2018
🎶 Don’t be fooled by the plaques that we got, I’m still / I’m still Alex from the Bronx 🎶 pic.twitter.com/eO68AGxn2z
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@Ocasio2018) December 27, 2018
son: mommy what’s a podcast?
— kim new years (@KimmyMonte) December 27, 2018
me: well, dear, when a group of men love their opinions very much...
How Many Duns You Say
— Nathan W. Pyle (@nathanwpyle) December 26, 2018
2 - law & order
3 - baby one more time
4 - here comes the bride
5 - i’m lovin it
6 - mario underground
7 - crazy in love horns intro
8 - mission impossible
one of my favorite things is when folks tell me they read my book in their library. cant believe i have a book! and its in libraries! libraries saved my life multiple times! i used to eat lunch in libraries in middle school because i was lonely! and now my book is in them! wow!
— fatimah asghar. (@asgharthegrouch) December 26, 2018
A story in four acts. pic.twitter.com/d7EFAyKvhq
— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) December 22, 2018
Merry Christmas to @siracusa https://t.co/VZmi63cH8E
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) December 26, 2018
David Letterman hosting the 2019 Oscars: "Vox Lux, Bird Box. Bird Box, Vox Lux." [repeats]
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) December 26, 2018
Bear projection #Map #Maps #TerribleMaps #Terriblemap pic.twitter.com/8Ub75OL6ti
— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) December 26, 2018
Quick Christmas Lindy observation.
— GuruAnaerobic (@GuruAnaerobic) December 25, 2018
We were told CDs would take over from vinyl, but vinyl surviving, CDs dying out.
Hi, it’s me, your weird gay aunt. I’m coming to Christmas in my Subaru while drinking an unsweetened espresso beverage and listening to a podcast about the sinking of the Lusitania. I got you books.
— Carmen Maria Machado (@carmenmmachado) December 24, 2018
Paradox of tolerance - Wikipedia https://t.co/TAC4XUu5sE
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) December 26, 2018
*temp gets above 35° in winter*
— Midwest vs Everybody (@midwestern_ope) December 22, 2018
midwesterners: guess I don’t need my coat today
Don’t have an Alexa device in your life
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) December 22, 2018
#Repost johnpcollins ・・・
— marclar8 (@marclar8) December 22, 2018
Singing “Love is a Losing Game” at the SSS Alumni Holiday Cabaret. Thankful I have been able to be a part of such a wonderful program like Summer… https://t.co/s8oAXhitCP
Someone stole a package from me. Police wouldn’t do anything about it so I spent the last 6 months engineering up some vigilante justice. Revenge is a dish best served fabulously. Vid link- https://t.co/9OjD6ETdbZ pic.twitter.com/u4o0doWglr
— Mark Rober (@MarkRober) December 18, 2018
The student says, “I figured it out!” Or “Look what I made!” @edutopia https://t.co/a9UZdxOkDs
— Jamey Everett (@jeverettPT) December 18, 2018
Yay!!! Proposal accepted! With @sjohnsonPT #ISTE19 Thanks for the inspiration @gwhitmancttl! pic.twitter.com/JzNyoBlVCi
— Jamey Everett (@jeverettPT) December 18, 2018
A Math Function Describes How Whole Societies Remember--and Forget - Scientific American. H/T @cegriff3 https://t.co/e5igUZDtmV
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) December 17, 2018
Even squirrels sometimes fantasize about standing at the prow of the Titanic, pretending to fly, Jack Dawson's strong arms around their waists keeping them safe... pic.twitter.com/hFVRQtjWlR
— Andy Ihnatko (@Ihnatko) December 16, 2018
“Until you start focusing on what needs to be done, rather than what is politically possible, there is no hope.
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@Ocasio2018) December 16, 2018
If solutions within the system are so impossible to find, then maybe we should change the system itself.”
- @GretaThunberg
A must-watch.pic.twitter.com/RboPxtIIEj
Oh my goodness yes. Read them with my dad as a kid. The BEST. https://t.co/oBz34eSbiL
— Soledad O'Brien (@soledadobrien) December 15, 2018
"I am so ready to do this shit." https://t.co/R4NFwPWAJv pic.twitter.com/CiIYfLVGBo
— The Onion (@TheOnion) December 14, 2018
Actively challenge what an ETF can do with Oppenheimer Smart Beta ETFs. Now that’s smart.
— OppenheimerFunds (@OppFunds) December 3, 2018
Pretty much everything to do with state cosmetology licensing is terrible and represents the absolute worst aspects of government control. I hope they destroy PA and take all the money. https://t.co/PKWGt17b0o
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) December 13, 2018
Firefighters to the rescue after German chocolate factory spill https://t.co/TuAZHXeu7D via @YahooNews
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) December 12, 2018
Portraits of Don Knuth. A photo project I did for a magazine in October. Don kindly showed me his computer room and his standing desk where he codes everyday. ❤️ pic.twitter.com/KFGkRBxxDE
— Vivian Cromwell (@viviancromwell) December 11, 2018
Armored: A Haiku
— 3rd Infantry Division (@3rd_Infantry) December 11, 2018
Tanks tanks tanks tanks tanks.
Tanks tanks tanks tanks tanks tanks tanks.
Tanks tanks tanks tanks Tanks. #ROTM pic.twitter.com/cBYZyFVeXr
So guess Matt Whitaker chickened out on Trump? https://t.co/xA0WsPh4nD
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) December 6, 2018
"Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety." https://t.co/wrhvzdogN8
— David Frum (@davidfrum) December 6, 2018
This one is going on my tree: pic.twitter.com/WAnkwys0F9
— Rod Dreher (@roddreher) December 6, 2018
NASA Creates a Visualization That Sets Breathtaking Footage of the Moon to Claude Debussy’s “Clair de Lune” (Moonlight) https://t.co/J3EcrGwvlD pic.twitter.com/UcsvJU8w4f
— Open Culture (@openculture) December 6, 2018
At A Loss: The FCC Has Announced That They Can’t Understand What The Hell Is Happening In Anime And Honestly Have No Idea If It’s Okay For Children https://t.co/UBdBe5zBbr pic.twitter.com/rMKoSmWGx1
— ClickHole (@ClickHole) December 5, 2018
Time to walk the walk.
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@Ocasio2018) December 5, 2018
Very few members of Congress actually pay their interns. We will be one of them. https://t.co/BuKCDSai0K
Here are your Why The Dow Fell alerts: pic.twitter.com/rPoE3Z4MDq
— Josh Barro (@jbarro) December 4, 2018
love @tomgauld's sense of humor https://t.co/Gk3kQxUDDN
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) December 2, 2018
Interview with @DisneyPixar___ secret weapon “How Michael B. Johnson creates space by creating spaces for fluid conversation” by @happykamping https://t.co/0nd2Fs1KDT
— Matt Jones (@Jonezee99) December 2, 2018
New York in 1950, as imagined in 1925. pic.twitter.com/Pl5HfqkewW
— Justin Potts (@PottsJustin) December 2, 2018
‘The Samuel Beckett Advent Calendar’ (for yesterday’s @guardianreview) pic.twitter.com/2BlJfmtNdX
— Tom Gauld (@tomgauld) December 2, 2018
Honest to god’s truth this is what the guy said. https://t.co/QkIe8lHrrp
— John Gruber (@gruber) December 2, 2018
‘The Samuel Beckett Advent Calendar’ (for yesterday’s @guardianreview) pic.twitter.com/2BlJfmtNdX
— Tom Gauld (@tomgauld) December 2, 2018
Amazon Alexa-compatible Big Mouth Billy Bass is the only holiday gift that matters https://t.co/CB1ng3NlP8
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) December 2, 2018
Reliving this memory of #GeorgeHWBush at CIA HQ the day the compound was named in his honor. (He aged better than I did) pic.twitter.com/uTodG4O7Ik
— Ken Levit (@kenlevit) December 1, 2018
This makes sense and I am shook. pic.twitter.com/z9WqosVDI4
— James Ridgers (@englishguy) December 1, 2018
This is the greatest tweet ever written. https://t.co/VvTa7W7pm1
— Rod Dreher (@roddreher) December 1, 2018
All of these #GeorgeHWBush retrospectives are a painful reminder of one of the darkest periods in our recent history. By which, of course, I mean #SNL of the late '80s.
— Paul Matsumoto (@MatsumotoPaul) December 1, 2018
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