Olesen looking like the most brutal Dane since Miller’s Crossing
— Tim Gavrich (@TimGavrich) September 30, 2018
An Age Divided by Sex via @NYTimes https://t.co/YNTLH40Ib7
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) September 30, 2018
“What else is there?” Mrs. Murry’s voice was low and anguished.
— Madeleine L'Engle (@MadeleineLEngle) September 28, 2018
“There are still stars which move in ordered and beautiful rhythm. There are still people in this world who keep promises."
TFW you go to DM an amusing aside to someone you thought was your Twitter friend only to discover they don’t follow you. pic.twitter.com/MrZum0tyjS
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) September 26, 2018
0.75x speed is returning in the next update. https://t.co/Xz4uL9rgUd
— Marco Arment (@marcoarment) September 26, 2018
This word “friends;” I don’t think it means what you think it means. https://t.co/rboSyxPEuN
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) September 25, 2018
My son has parked his bike by this lamppost just about every day for the last year. This morning, this sticker had appeared. Absolutely made our day. People can be so brilliant. Thank you, whoever did it 😊 pic.twitter.com/rYC8jCTD5L
— Christie Dietz (@asausagehastwo) September 24, 2018
3 generations 💪🏽 pic.twitter.com/NxmzmwIbeR
— MEFeater Magazine (@mefeater) September 23, 2018
p.s. the correct esoteric physics metaphor to use with Rosenstein is the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, not Schrödinger's cat, insofar as the the reporting of the story has possibly affected the outcome.
— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) September 24, 2018
@RecDiffs An unwelcome development for the neighbors… pic.twitter.com/nJgpg0rb1g
— Josh Miller (@sendmehome) September 23, 2018
In nearly 10 years I've never posted an article like this one.
— Dan Rockwell (@Leadershipfreak) September 22, 2018
Take Control of Your Career or Someone Else Will
Read about it here: https://t.co/S5pnUboS0G#leadership #LFreakpost pic.twitter.com/Yhnvepzccz
"Poverty, Privilege, and Race by @griffithd50 on @LinkedIn" https://t.co/JPXgcwicIt
— David Griffith (@griffithd50) September 18, 2018
if Chrissy "tie-gen" blew your mind, wait until you process the fact that your favorite Twitter user's surname is pronounced like the refrain in "The Farmer in the Dell"...
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) September 17, 2018
Sounds like a Schoolhouse Rock that was never made but should've been https://t.co/F8I8NSdtau
— Josh Gerstein (@joshgerstein) September 17, 2018
I loved this so much when I first read it about a gazillion years ago. I can’t wait to reread it. pic.twitter.com/AQPPC3UMym
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) September 17, 2018
smuggle vibranium https://t.co/wXvouD0S69
— SGA YoungBoy (@trevorbnj) September 16, 2018
if someone rebranded “doing the dishes” as “Sink Zero” there would be a lot more guys in Silicon Valley with clean kitchens
— jenny (@fvrmvn) September 13, 2018
At yesterday’s Apple event, the attendee badges were, for the first time, cardboard instead of plastic. A small environmental gesture, but I liked it. pic.twitter.com/wfhlF94e4y
— David Pogue (@Pogue) September 14, 2018
Students. Are. Not. Customers.
— Josh Chafetz (@joshchafetz) September 14, 2018
They’re students, dammit. Not everything is reducible to the logic of the marketplace. https://t.co/zS65DeJPRM
this THIS is the video i think about all the time
— frankie (@corysbf) September 12, 2018
this is my brain pic.twitter.com/bDk0T7zPj9
“True heroism is remarkably sober, very undramatic.
— Dan Rockwell (@Leadershipfreak) September 14, 2018
It is not the urge to surpass all others at whatever cost, but the urge to serve others at whatever cost.” Arthur Ashe#leadership #LFreakquote
Two great children’s books found today in a Little Free Library. Some lucky kid is in for a treat pic.twitter.com/yS80HbpM1i
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) September 13, 2018
Relay’s gonna go get the papers, get the papers.
— John Siracusa (@siracusa) September 13, 2018
I’ve had four shots of espresso already this morning and I can basically see sounds
— lady, a. (@LadyLovesTaft) September 13, 2018
— Jeff Bezos (@JeffBezos) September 13, 2018
A homophone is someone with an irrational hatred of gaze.
— Jon Cudby (@JonCudby) September 12, 2018
I can't stop crying. We did it kids. pic.twitter.com/g6WQfIApEM
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) September 12, 2018
Takes a screencap so he can subtweet like Gaston pic.twitter.com/shwvKTxO4c
— Eric Proton (@EricProton) September 10, 2018
when your local library starts subtly sowing the seeds of anarchy pic.twitter.com/bW1kWSS5zc
— Ian Laking (@IHLaking) September 10, 2018
I laughed at this way too hard. pic.twitter.com/Tejtz5EG83
— Miranda Summers Lowe (@Msummerslowe) September 10, 2018
I hope you will co-sponsor my new bi-partisan lazy river defunding bill...
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) September 11, 2018
ECS Openings as of 9/10/2018. Come join a great team doing great work. https://t.co/knoVkbKMNc
— David Griffith (@griffithd50) September 11, 2018
Join us September 12 at 10 a.m. PDT to watch the #AppleEvent live on Twitter. Tap ❤️ below and we’ll send you updates on event day. pic.twitter.com/i9mGHTKhvu
— Apple (@Apple) September 10, 2018
Libraries do not get their books for free. Sales to libraries are important to authors. Additionally, we sponsor them, promote them, introduce them to people who will buy their books. We support booksellers at author signings. It is a symbiotic relationship beneficial to all.
— DresdenRose🌹 (@DresdenRose) September 9, 2018
“You think your pain and your heartbreak are unprecedented in the history of the world, but then you read."
— Khaled Beydoun (@KhaledBeydoun) September 7, 2018
~ James Baldwin pic.twitter.com/6HmzO9JTqx
Stopped to look for Mike Mulligan and his steam shovel Mary Anne in the wreckage of the Convention Center tunnel stop pic.twitter.com/Cqssjdyffo
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) September 7, 2018
Get me out of this Twitter ⬇️ pic.twitter.com/eFTLykcsOF
— Julia Allen (@JuliaAllen820) September 7, 2018
"Riley might still be figuring out her gender because she's the only one in the movie with both male and female emotions." ~ my little girl's early morning take on Inside Out
— Emily Andras (@emtothea) September 7, 2018
A constant feeling. pic.twitter.com/YNei7UeY95
— UoN Nortcliffe Group (@NortcliffeGpUoN) August 28, 2018
Cinderella in under to minutes. Boston Style. pic.twitter.com/ZhT1gBWpZ9
— Sarge The Protector (@BastardProphet) September 6, 2018
You need to break up with your ex.
— Julian Fleisher (@JulianFlei) September 7, 2018
.............................of course. https://t.co/E6uakEHGYk
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) September 6, 2018
I debber said, “lodestar,” I said, “lode star.” Like Texas. Dab it, I hab a code!
— Anders Andreyevitch (@ANDREYEVSKY) September 5, 2018
It’s a great time to be a dealmaker! Read these insights from partners Richard Barnhart and Rob Ouellette, and consider joining us at ASPIRE 2018 in Columbus. https://t.co/2dXyEQlq2O
— Ice Miller LLP (@IceMillerLLP) September 5, 2018
i live my life by the rule my great-great-great grandfather handed down to his son, and to every child in my family since that time:
— 👨🏻💻☕️ (@hunterwalk) September 5, 2018
if you didn't care enough to at least personalize the email, i don't care enough to respond
My daughter’s homework is to write to her teacher every week in her journal. She writes about her life—what’s on her mind, what bothers her, what excites her, & what scares her. Each week he writes back the same amount that she writes him. And does this all year for all students.
— Amy Fast, Ed.D. (@fastcrayon) September 5, 2018
"Books aren't written to be taught. They are written to be loved." - @KyleneBeers pic.twitter.com/l6L6DDjrD3
— Kylene Beers (@KyleneBeers) August 29, 2018
Fred Guttenberg, the father of Jamie Guttenberg who was killed in the shooting in Parkland, Fla., left, tries to shake hands with @realDonaldTrump's Supreme Court nom., Brett Kavanaugh, right, during a lunch break. Kavanaugh did not shake his hand. (AP Photo/Andrew Harnik) @ap pic.twitter.com/smcCGuLT6X
— Andrew Harnik (@andyharnik) September 4, 2018
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