Telephone. It's a Mr. Houston. https://t.co/s4XbSHibrH
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) July 31, 2018
Woman with leopard stalks paleontologist.
— SuchFertileChaos (@OldATXMonster) July 31, 2018
Rug really tied room together
— Harless? (@HarlesstheTwit) July 31, 2018
Anyone worth knowing has impostor syndrome.
— Tarah Wheeler (@tarah) July 27, 2018
I remember reading the last chapter of @ScottAdamsSays' Dilbert Principle exactly twenty years ago where he said he didn't know why but writing your goals every day would make them happen
— Ketan (@Iconomancer) July 27, 2018
Now I'm on a career development call where they are sharing how neuroscience validates that
ok this is my new fav letter to the editor pic.twitter.com/KGfX8BgZlH
— Sara Kenigsberg (@skenigsberg) July 26, 2018
Rashomon (1950)
— movie_goofs (@movie_goofs) July 26, 2018
Continuity
The scene of the murder is shown multiple times from different viewpoints, but the actual events shown each time are incompatibly different.
A beautiful piece by @rkylesmith. https://t.co/unL0fdVdGW
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) July 27, 2018
The most important transferable skill from a chemistry PhD is pouring liquids without spilling. https://t.co/2xZVDlHefr
— Dr. Ψ*Ψ (@psi_organa) July 27, 2018
sorry but I'm extremely not done reminding you that THEY FOUND F**KING LIQUID WATER ON F**KING MARS
— Eric Geller (@ericgeller) July 27, 2018
how is this not the top story on every news site!!!!
Hey!
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) July 25, 2018
Remember Ungainly X-Mann Meetup #23 is tomorrow, Thursday, July 26th!
7:30pm at @TwoCatsComics in West Portal.
Please come say hi and nerd out with the gang.https://t.co/tmkbtKmcQP
Whenever I see a post box in England I curtsey and say "Thank you, Mr Trollope," since, in addition to writing a gazillion words (The Eustace Diamonds is a favorite of mine), he invented the post box. https://t.co/3amBVbpZTs
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) July 24, 2018
“I am Vladimir Putin, and I approve this message.” https://t.co/fFkntitjYD
— Rob Long (@rcbl) July 24, 2018
Captain Kathryn Janeway of the USS Voyager reporting to @Ocasio2018 - I'm very interested in assisting your campaign and taking it to warp speed at RED ALERT! https://t.co/diRXFLtn5r
— Kate Mulgrew (@TheKateMulgrew) July 24, 2018
Proof that people will always complain about students’ use of technology. pic.twitter.com/5z9ys77d9D
— Dana Gierdowski (@dcgierdo) July 22, 2018
Archaeologists studying the rise of farming have reconstructed a crucial stage at which we made the worst mistake in human history. Forced to choose between limiting population or trying to increase food production, we chose the latter . . . starvation, warfare, and tyranny. https://t.co/Ze1bqbkQDA
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) July 23, 2018
Retweeting myself bc it’s still a fantastic piece of Internet gold. https://t.co/4XYHdtKhyt
— Cassie Dull (@cassdull) July 21, 2018
“Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted.”
— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) July 20, 2018
Garrison Keillor
“Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted.”
— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) July 20, 2018
Garrison Keillor
You won't know what you'll need to do to get there until you know where you're going.https://t.co/WeFsZ542Gm
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) July 19, 2018
You should bring him a covered dish at, like, 3am.
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) July 19, 2018
Summer Camp Hierarchy Thrown Into Chaos After Second Girl Learns How To French Braid https://t.co/wLXqSpZvoq pic.twitter.com/xNxwnsdvXA
— The Onion (@TheOnion) July 19, 2018
A new Munker illusion, which I call confetti. All the dots in the background are the same color (RGB 250, 219, 172) but are perceived as four different colors. The differences are subtle, though, and depend on the size of the image when it's viewed. cc @AkiyoshiKitaoka pic.twitter.com/vT6x64LLTy
— David Novick (@NovickProf) July 18, 2018
“Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see.” Neil Postman from The Disappearance of Childhood
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) July 19, 2018
All of the Peanuts Veterans Day strips. https://t.co/sfBltA6TlR
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) July 18, 2018
All I'm saying is the only way to settle this once and for all is to affirmatively add "Die Hard is a Christmas movie" as the 28th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution.
— Pwn All The Things (@pwnallthethings) July 16, 2018
It was hard for me to leave my restaurant job. When you work long days in a hard job with thoughtful and funny people, it very much becomes a family.
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@Ocasio2018) July 13, 2018
These photos are from just a few months ago. I love these people a lot. My focus is to make life better for folks like these. pic.twitter.com/q8Ai3aQMCf
MASSIVE SHOUTOUT to the very old lady on the train, watching me tweeting on my phone, finally leaning forward to say: "Wouldn't you be better off with a book, my dear?"
— Joanne Harris (@Joannechocolat) July 13, 2018
See ya later alligator
— Dalton Rollison (@drollison02) July 10, 2018
Rt: After’ while crocodile
Like: In a while crocodile
Trying to prove a point to my gf
my mind... pic.twitter.com/SaSy3Mf1wW
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) July 14, 2018
Will Ferrell and Mike Ditka didn’t lead the last-place Tigers to the league title for you to disrespect them like this. https://t.co/XlaQ5svjDG
— nick gates (@_nick_gates) July 12, 2018
I'm very proud to say that the Twitter purge has not killed a single one of my followers. It's a finite group but clearly pure-of-heart.
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) July 12, 2018
Am at orthodontist w/daughter, who’s being fitted for braces. Wife told me to sit w/her to talk with her & keep her calm in process.
— Rod Dreher (@roddreher) July 11, 2018
Girl in car to me: “Dad, no deep thoughts! If you talk about the decline of culture, I’ll kill you.”
The teen years are gonna be great.
A society can be judged by how it treats the most vulnerable.
— Lynne Bateson (@Bateson) July 9, 2018
“You don’t have to feel like getting something done in order to actually get it done.” https://t.co/T9sLTMkgKQ
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) July 9, 2018
This is my great aunt Diane. She just ran 100 meters faster than any other over-90-year-old American woman on record: 24.22 seconds! pic.twitter.com/vxcBANK1CB
— David Yanofsky (@YAN0) July 7, 2018
“I wake up every day and I’m a Puerto Rican girl from the Bronx. Every single day.” — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) July 1, 2018
NOW you tell me... https://t.co/Se9dIG5XWZ
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) July 5, 2018
Cults in IN:
— sidneigh (@sidneighscobie) July 4, 2018
- People who live in The Region
- Kelley School of Business students
- Families w/ lake houses
- Carmel kids
- The group of hick boys that went to your H.S & drove truck
- IU basketball fans
- Ppl that go to Indiana Beach every summer https://t.co/wQlTOwLKYk
How Will We Know What a Supreme Court Nominee Really Thinks? by Linda Greenhouse https://t.co/MH1EzH1CzW
— Michiko Kakutani (@michikokakutani) July 6, 2018
Why Parents Choose Private Schools https://t.co/yPpfYiWxCN
— Ian Symmonds & Assoc (@symmonds) July 5, 2018
How should educators look at innovation? What does disruptive innovation look like? https://t.co/b5nVAxmpp2 @michaelbhorn #ISmag #ThursdayThoughts pic.twitter.com/RPMdeal9nq
— NAIS (@NAISnetwork) July 5, 2018
How should educators look at innovation? What does disruptive innovation look like? https://t.co/b5nVAxmpp2 @michaelbhorn #ISmag #ThursdayThoughts pic.twitter.com/RPMdeal9nq
— NAIS (@NAISnetwork) July 5, 2018
I did not realize this plane to ACK had propellers and only 9 seats. I am freaking the f*ck out
— Holly Betz (@mombetz) July 5, 2018
It seems that the GOP is so emotionally committed to keeping children in detention centers that they equate the stance of abolishing ICE with “open borders.”
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@Ocasio2018) July 4, 2018
Don’t let their hysteria get to you. A humane, responsible immigration system is possible. https://t.co/JOJJwraEPo
Congratulations to #SSSUrinetown cast members Grace Tucker and Jamie Gause, recipients of the 2018 Ciara Arts and Science Foundation college scholarships. Thank you to the Ciara Foundation for continuing to support our students and their passion for the arts! pic.twitter.com/UGnnYJ3wPA
— Summer Stock Stage (@ssstageindy) July 3, 2018
‘Resources Up the Yang’ — new episode, with special guest @panzer:https://t.co/RFsZyiROVW
— The Talk Show (@thetalkshow) July 1, 2018
I find the ending of Kill Bill very emotionally moving.
— scripting.com 🇺🇸 (@davewiner) July 1, 2018
“I wake up every day and I’m a Puerto Rican girl from the Bronx. Every single day.” — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) July 1, 2018
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