Agree 100%... https://t.co/CwZ7BUr7YB
— CJ MacDonald (@CJMacDonald) March 31, 2018
In my dreams, very cool. https://t.co/1FzuFaBuJd
— David Griffith (@griffithd50) March 30, 2018
Co-worker got his lunch stolen and they’ve agreed to let him watch the security camera tape. This is the most excited I’ve ever been at any job ever. Ever.
— Zak Toscani (@zaktoscani) March 29, 2018
Journalists, if you’re going to write an article about a 20-something year old self-made millionaire/multi-property owner and it contains the sentence “they were helped with a [insert large sum] loan from their parents”, stop writing. Delete it. Throw your laptop out the window.
— ya fave μαλάκας (@mathaiaus) March 29, 2018
Let’s all hope that libraries survive the 21st century as well. Otherwise life itself might not be worth surviving https://t.co/j490tYY86l
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) March 24, 2018
When I saw this in my timeline I assumed it was from @DPD_ https://t.co/ammQct4t2r
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) March 23, 2018
Steve Jobs had a very good understanding of @nntaleb's crucial concept of "skin in the game." pic.twitter.com/gybIDPWEPC
— The Stoic Emperor (@TheStoicEmperor) March 20, 2018
confession: whenever I need a pick-me-up I take online typing speed tests pic.twitter.com/QnBa1itui8
— Caroline Hermans (@carolinehermy) March 22, 2018
Okay, that's ridiculous.#sidneycrosby @NHL https://t.co/Yz3ZXov72x
— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) March 22, 2018
cc: @snipeyhead pic.twitter.com/Pa2xnE6UO3
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) March 21, 2018
I have repurposed
— Jason Markusoff (@markusoff) March 21, 2018
the data
that were in
your personal profile
and which
you were probably
saving
for friends
Forgive me
they were politically useful
so lucrative
and [WHICH WILLIAM CARLOS WILLIAMS POEM ARE YOU?? TAKE OUR QUIZ CLICK HERE]
—Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook
For me, it’s time to #DeleteFacebook. See you in the good old days.
— Mary Chandler (@marytchandler) March 22, 2018
Psychometrics:Michal Kosinski::Psychohistory:Hari Seldon #CambridgeAnalytics
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) March 21, 2018
I know I'm on the right track with my dissertation when I come across a political figure in the secondary literature and think, "huh, he sounds like the kind of guy who'd be friends with Gerald L.K. Smith" and then it turns out he WAS friends with Gerald L.K. Smith.
— David A. Walsh (@DavidAstinWalsh) March 21, 2018
This bird looks ready to teach semiotics pic.twitter.com/PQU6flCnYX
— Eduardo A Escobar (@ScribeEAE) March 19, 2018
An app for when you go to the grocery store, called "ARE GREEN ONIONS THE SAME THING AS SCALLIONS?" and when you open it up it just says "YES!"
— Raphael Bob-Waksberg (@RaphaelBW) March 20, 2018
Goose Suddenly Realizes It Doesn’t Have To Honk Like An Idiot Entire Time It’s Flapping Wings https://t.co/FMS08DsmhO pic.twitter.com/nNh50SgbeI
— The Onion (@TheOnion) March 21, 2018
me: My turn? Ok. Never have I ever returned a HTTP status code of 200 with an error code.
— Rebecca Slatkin (@RebeccaSlatkin) March 20, 2018
friends: FFS THIS IS WHY WE DONT LET YOU PLAY
Let me find out for myself https://t.co/oVY1PrFgN4
— roxane gay (@rgay) March 18, 2018
Are Millennials Destroying My Wife’s Favorite Lamp I Don’t Know How They Got in Either but I Definitely Wasn’t Practicing Karate in the Living Room so We Know It Wasn’t That
— MehGyver (@AndrewNadeau0) March 19, 2018
This is a metaphor hopefully for Midterms and 2020. https://t.co/kWWIsAdCQp
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) March 19, 2018
My hero. https://t.co/ywjibxGb55
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) March 16, 2018
Another poem from my notebook of favorite poems - pic.twitter.com/sPwgYF1j4j
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) March 16, 2018
41: I like the competition. And the loyalty to the home team. - 44 https://t.co/XG3ChMtW0M
— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) March 16, 2018
This is basically the best thing I’ll ever write (sorry all current and future employers) and I’m so overwhelmed and honored that today it’s a finalist for the @beardfoundation MFK Fisher Distinguished Writing Award https://t.co/cDz2aswqB8
— Helen Rosner (@hels) March 15, 2018
my nephew has a new classmate from Zimbabwe and upon discovering that Zimbabwe is in Africa (these kids are 6), the first thing everyone asked him is if he'd been to Wakanda. His reply: "no, there are force fields around it"
— Rawan (@rawan) March 13, 2018
My bold prediction for WWDC: Apple will give us new stuff. People will complain.
— jcieplinski (@jcieplinski) March 14, 2018
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) March 15, 2018
my nephew has a new classmate from Zimbabwe and upon discovering that Zimbabwe is in Africa (these kids are 6), the first thing everyone asked him is if he'd been to Wakanda. His reply: "no, there are force fields around it"
— Rawan (@rawan) March 13, 2018
Holliday Park Trail Run https://t.co/apNhZ06DV7
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) March 15, 2018
Sir Martin Rees attributes an early description of what @nntaleb would call #Lindy effect to Richard Gott [from 2003's "Our final century"]. The last paragraph is particularly remarkable. pic.twitter.com/3I9IMvr1t3
— Massimo Mastrangeli (@mastrangelim) March 14, 2018
EX-EXXON TEXAN EXEC REX NEXT EX-SEC
— Benjy Sarlin (@BenjySarlin) March 13, 2018
Happy Journey anniversary. pic.twitter.com/VEOuowJw4Y
— Jorge Albor (@JAlbor) March 14, 2018
Have fun out there among the stars. pic.twitter.com/S285MTwGtp
— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) March 14, 2018
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My 16 yr old daughter drew this at the weekend. I love it but please Like / RT this if you agree and show her that she keep on with her Art pic.twitter.com/yWI3e0gkQZ
— Pete Crawford (@PeteCrawford2) March 12, 2018
Peak librarian happiness right here with lovely pals @Nancy_Pearl & @LJBookie at the @KCLS Literary Lions Gala. Thank you @librarylovefest for the opportunity to help celebrate books, reading, and libraries. pic.twitter.com/L7VlO2bTGk
— hannah (@HannahJoParker) March 13, 2018
Dear White People,
— Shelley Krause (Call your reps! 202-224-3121) (@butwait) March 11, 2018
No one is asking you to apologize for your ancestors.
We are calling on you to dismantle the systems of oppression that they built, that you maintain and benefit from.
— Beatrice Hunter
Boston Dynamics Robot Dog Slips on Banana Peel pic.twitter.com/Fq2C6xZyJT
— 41 Strange (@41Strange) March 12, 2018
Oklahoma public school textbooks, posted to a FB page in support of a teacher walkout. #oklahomateachers pic.twitter.com/tzhITMdymi
— Scott Heins (@scottheins) March 10, 2018
A wonderful post, made better if followed. https://t.co/EiUKN4zRNH
— David Griffith (@griffithd50) March 11, 2018
Discipline is just choosing between what you want now and what you want most.
— Motivation!! (@motiquotees) March 10, 2018
You are welcome! https://t.co/y7zhfIsjHF
— S. E. Hinton (@se4realhinton) March 10, 2018
GLUTEN'S HEART OF DARKNESS
— Justin Chang (@JustinCChang) March 9, 2018
BY JOSEPH CORNBREAD pic.twitter.com/ZSgIk7vuaJ
Happy one year anniversary to the best interview of all time pic.twitter.com/ugUdcHzjpV
— Philip Lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) March 10, 2018
Cocktails and brunch are healthier when you're sitting outside, right?
— Holly Betz (@mombetz) March 10, 2018
Interesting, albeit pessimistic piece. Best case for the #humanities remains the straightforward one (& it's not elitist or exclusive): they make us better people by freeing our minds from prejudice, exposing us to the totality of human experience, & celebrating our potential.
— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) March 10, 2018
Hell ya.
— Evangeline Lilly (@EvangelineLilly) March 8, 2018
🎨 by @japicasso97
.#wonderwoman #okoye #timesup pic.twitter.com/zhnfExBJFf
This tweet was brought to you by Bored At The Airport, the leading sponsor of mediocre tweets since 2009.
— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) March 9, 2018
“Google and HTTP”: Great article by @davewiner on why we don’t need to give up on http quite yet, just to please Google. https://t.co/qa85iWJEgw
— Karim Ardalan (@KarimArdalan) March 9, 2018
Sometimes wish there was some sort of text-based version of audiobooks
— Scott Simpson (@scottsimpson) March 8, 2018
Everything — literally every thing, every single thing, absolutely every damn thing — that you can do to make the world better for women also makes the world better for men
— Helen Rosner (@hels) March 8, 2018
The Sopranos prequel will reveal Carmela before she was burned by her husband or endured the heat and pressure of adult life. her name will be Sugara
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) March 8, 2018
JOURNALIST: I’d like to pitch a piece on “A Wrinkle in Time.”
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) March 8, 2018
EDITOR: Sure. What’s L’Engle?
I hope Oklahoma people all over will support Oklahoma teachers. https://t.co/XJ1CkLu1q0
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) March 8, 2018
Late to meet @DadBetz for the @Pacers game, so he's getting my order of a martini, shishito peppers and beer cheese tots all tee'ed up for me. Will make us a smidge late for game, but a good Wednesday, right?!
— Holly Betz (@mombetz) March 7, 2018
Gold. https://t.co/WLFojaJjQX
— Matt Heimer (@MatthewHeimer) March 6, 2018
Some day when I’m no longer concerned about my employability, ask me to share all the Tweets I just deleted about the ED OIG.
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) March 6, 2018
Why is Oklahoma sushi taking over the world? pic.twitter.com/dNKda3sEwd
— Bennett Berry (@bennettberry) March 5, 2018
Why is Oklahoma sushi taking over the world? pic.twitter.com/dNKda3sEwd
— Bennett Berry (@bennettberry) March 5, 2018
Just a few years ago I would have never willing stood on a stage. This last weekend, I gave my first TEDx Talk. Thank you to the entire @TEDxPurdueU team, the @MimirHQ team, my friends and my family for supporting and cheering me on through it. p.c. Dane Brear pic.twitter.com/TzTtJt8Kib
— Prahasith (@prahasith_v) March 5, 2018
Required reading -> https://t.co/p1wqsYI3xl
— Robert Herzog (@HerzogIND) March 4, 2018
Ratio’d defined-> #BrooklynBBQ pic.twitter.com/w3HmiUOmBt
— Robert Herzog (@HerzogIND) March 4, 2018
“Why is this program taking so long to run?”
— John Siracusa (@siracusa) March 4, 2018
Big milestone today: my son’s first Infinite loop.
Declan during some arts and crafts:
— Casey Liss (@caseyliss) March 3, 2018
“I know you love white. It’s your favorite.”
😑
Best license plate ever. 🤓 pic.twitter.com/FN19gOHB2d
— Nicole Sherrod (@NicSherrod) March 2, 2018
Salovey is correct in acknowledging that Universities have a public trust to uphold, and if that trust is not fufilled public opinion will continue to erode. https://t.co/vEPw2D5Qzv
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) March 1, 2018
You remember too much,
— Poets House (@poetshouse) February 28, 2018
my mother said to me recently.
Why hold onto all that? And I said,
Where can I put it down?
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