7 Years Later, VW’s ‘The Force’ Is Still the Dark Lord of Super Bowl Ads https://t.co/vG4cAoFE8k
— Stuart Elliott (@stuartenyt) January 30, 2018
I basically think people should be banned from talking in elevators unless every person in the elevator knows every other person in the elevator.
— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) February 1, 2018
On this day in 1661 Oliver Cromwell was dug up and ritually executed two years after his actual death. It's this kind of belt-and-suspenders defense of tradition that made England great.
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) January 30, 2018
Quincy Jones Has a Story About That | GQ https://t.co/0nugHa4X7I
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) January 31, 2018
“I have missed more than 9,000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game-winning shot, and I missed. I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.”
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) January 30, 2018
~ Michael Jordan
Check out this preview on the new Mr. Rogers movie starring Tom Hanks! Micah Fitzerman Blue '01 co-wrote the screenplay and will serve as an executive producer on the film! Congratulations, Micah! We can't wait to see it in theaters! https://t.co/u7YOjsjj5e
— Holland Hall Alumni (@HHallAlumni) January 30, 2018
Perspective: Higher education is headed for a supply and demand crisis https://t.co/s4KYTTr967
— Washington Post (@washingtonpost) January 29, 2018
When you reach 100 years old in Barbados, you get a stamp in your honour. Lovely. pic.twitter.com/bGvJ8o9Pir
— Toby Baxendale (@TobyBaxendale) January 27, 2018
As of yesterday the Berlin wall has been down as long as it was up. pic.twitter.com/XTjCglWOaM
— Historical Pics (@HistoricalPics) January 27, 2018
Album That Has Nothing On Fleetwood Mac’s ‘Rumours’ Wins Grammy Award https://t.co/7LYbZ4WwSG pic.twitter.com/kLMN9sxLeA
— The Onion (@TheOnion) January 29, 2018
HE'S DONE IT! @J_Scrib_1 is the 498th American to run a mile in under four minutes!
— Illini Men's Track (@IlliniMTrack) January 27, 2018
A new #Illini record time of 3:58.36! pic.twitter.com/BEJcQd9AcS
Mac Power Users 415: John Siracusa Workflows and the Future of the Mac https://t.co/R9G7PbBgQ9
— Katie (@KatieFloyd) January 28, 2018
Look how still this kingfisher keeps it head while hunting, incredible! #Winterwatch pic.twitter.com/QW8saez9Qo
— BBC Springwatch (@BBCSpringwatch) January 28, 2018
Don't screenshot tweets. When someone does a bad tweet let them delete it and have it pass into the ether. There but for the grace of God go any of us.
— Robert Wheel LLC (@BobbyBigWheel) January 29, 2018
That is not what I had in mind, Google. pic.twitter.com/wBEiPT3h7e
— Dave Addey (@daveaddey) January 28, 2018
I am pleased to report that sometime last night https://t.co/KR3NTrlYVF picked up it's 10,000th unique follower.... https://t.co/ESQQeEeEV0
— David Griffith (@griffithd50) January 27, 2018
Nice! You’ll be catching vomit in your hands in no time, Daddy-O!
— John Siracusa (@siracusa) January 27, 2018
Lazy parenting level up:
— Casey Liss (@caseyliss) January 27, 2018
I found a piece of egg that Declan had sprayed onto my keyboard when he sneezed. Instad of getting up to throw it away, I just ate it.
Rey & Kylo Ren fighting the Praetorian Guards to "The Chain" by Fleetwood Mac pic.twitter.com/4XzpfVBLbr
— you’re not alone in everything✨ Saw TLJ x4 (@rachlikesbands) January 25, 2018
What is this ancient artifact I just found?? pic.twitter.com/IhPYHJIPXI
— Cassie Dull (@cassdull) January 26, 2018
I'll stop putting two spaces after a period when you invent something to reverse 30 years of muscle memory. Fair?
— Matt Haiduk (@matthaiduk) January 26, 2018
You damn kids don't even know from mistakes. Mr. Eagan's is gone. Millie and Al's is gone. Toledo Lounge -- my old second home -- is gone. These were places where you could not only make mistakes, but your whole Decision Tree could topple onto a school bus. https://t.co/QP8AatYL4v
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) January 26, 2018
It what way is this annoying? https://t.co/XEHhIGlyhD
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) January 25, 2018
Second period underway as @WillistonNS battles Westy and trails 1-0 #PPI #skatehard #compete #teamwork #noquit #Gvhcky pic.twitter.com/NrJkVLxTdU
— RWHill (@Hill3Williston) January 24, 2018
the joke's on brooks -- we don't even have a faculty lounge at Middlebury!
— linus (@lionessvanpelt) January 24, 2018
Great points: 1. Success breeds risk aversion; 2. Size breeds politics; 3. A company full of humble individuals can still be an arrogant company; 4. Focus has shifted to competitors from customers.
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) January 24, 2018
Ursula K Le Guin on translation, from her 1989 essay collection Dancing at the Edge of the World pic.twitter.com/tRomOcx03N
— Geraldine Harcourt (@gmharcourt) January 24, 2018
“Why I left Google to join Grab” by Steve Yegge https://t.co/kAKGTycFam
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) January 24, 2018
"There's a point, around the age of twenty, when you have to choose whether to be like everybody else the rest of your life, or to make a virtue of your peculiarities."
— Aaron Vallely (@Vallmeister) January 23, 2018
~ Ursula K. Le Guin, who died today. 🙏 pic.twitter.com/QPYD8NcMeD
Medium is a very useful service. Because it gets you thinking about the Medium posts you could write and broadcast to the world. And then once you've thought of one, you can go to Twitter and say it all in 280 characters.
— Gabe Rivera (@gaberivera) January 22, 2018
Man Who Baked Banana Bread Spends Entire Party Anxiously Watching It Go Uneaten https://t.co/tx5drNR2ZA pic.twitter.com/t9ADkoly6c
— The Onion (@TheOnion) January 24, 2018
one of the great coincidences of the 20th C: Ursula Le Guin and Philip K Dick went to the same high school, at the same time, & never talked to each other. pic.twitter.com/L1YwyHNzO4
— Bowiesongs (@bowiesongs) January 23, 2018
is this a great world or what? @parisreview ungates its art of fiction interview with Dorothy Parker https://t.co/Y0qy3xkacF
— TheBrowser (@TheBrowser) January 23, 2018
https://t.co/RleuUWbB1a It’s not the tragedies that kill us, it’s the messes. -- Dorothy Parker
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) January 23, 2018
"Analysts from all relevant disciplines converge on one insight: Modernity has lived on a moral and intellectual capital that it has not renewed, and indeed could not have renewed without denying itself." -- Robert Jenson. @PatrickDeneen
— Rod Dreher (@roddreher) January 21, 2018
feature not a bug for @siracusa !
— Rick Gore (@rsgore) January 23, 2018
I'm biased b/c I watch it every four days but Lego Batman deserved a nod
— Owen Ellickson (@onlxn) January 23, 2018
I don't know who first referred to Bitcoins as "Dunning-Krugerrands" but I love it
— Julia Galef (@juliagalef) January 22, 2018
No Cutting Corners on the iPhone X: https://t.co/dVozQt8X5f
— Daring Fireball (@daringfireball) January 23, 2018
Retro Orlando hotel highly committed to its theme... pic.twitter.com/YolwMDjNjr
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) January 23, 2018
“I’ll probably buy a new Mac next year, year after that at the latest.” —@siracusa, Hypercritical 31 (August 2011)
— Tom Scrace (@tomscrace) January 22, 2018
Mansplaining is short for man explaining
— Matt Kirshen (@mattkirshen) January 21, 2018
thinking abt becoming a Netflix DVD customer once again...
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) January 22, 2018
Steph Curry is to LeBron James as the web was to Bill Gates.
— scripting.com (@davewiner) January 21, 2018
Just when you thought you had it all sewn up, all hell breaks loose.
Dear God. I take a few hours to go see a movie and I come back to this?!?
— Theo Tunks (@Doreasaurus) January 20, 2018
Great piece from @Peggynoonannyc in the @WSJ. Perhaps the cure for much of what ails us in the boorish Age of @POTUS is to simply double-down on better behavior. https://t.co/tzqlenBa12 … via @WSJOpinion
— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) January 20, 2018
I'm going to name my third daughter New York D'Addario so that I can always say that the fifth character in this family is the city of New York
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) January 19, 2018
Doesn’t get much nicer on a winters day @WillistonNS #pioneervalley #happyvalley #paintthelion http://pic.twitter.com/Xp6CDdxbXN
— RWHill (@Hill3Williston) January 18, 2018
"Leadership is hard, and it is rewarding. It is about doing the right thing, not the popular thing. It is about... https://t.co/jlmbdPhl2k
— David Griffith (@griffithd50) January 18, 2018
"Rex, put Nancy down. Rexy? Are you listening to me? Put Nancy down this minute!" https://t.co/fIZ6lNLvDC
— Stephen Mack Jones (@verigatenun991) January 18, 2018
While the rest of the country foolishly frets over a government shutdown and an apocalyptic president, here in Indiana we're wisely focusing on the temperature of beer in gas stations.
— DanielTheMagicDragon (@DrinkyMcGee) January 17, 2018
Winnie the Pooh author A A Milne was born #onthisday in 1882. Here are Eeyore and Pooh – who’s your favourite character from the books?🐻🐷🐯🍯 http://pic.twitter.com/G8iIb4oWqW
— British Museum (@britishmuseum) January 18, 2018
Finally, werewolves are being reintroduced to Yellowstone.
— Duchess Goldblatt (@duchessgoldblat) January 18, 2018
Congratulations to senior Aidan Baker, who was presented with the Social Courage Award during today's Martin Luther King, Jr. Assembly! http://pic.twitter.com/edCcJ5E3Eb
— Park Tudor (@parktudor) January 18, 2018
"It is not your responsibility to finish the work of perfecting the world, but you are not free to desist from it either.” -Rabbi Tarfon https://t.co/EHsSBgcaxq @jenniferabrams #WednesdayWisdom #EdChat #Advice http://pic.twitter.com/GTz2BKCHa3
— MindRocket Media (@MindRocketMedia) January 17, 2018
Will there be a Paddington threequel? Well, "ursines" point to yes...
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) January 17, 2018
“That is one last thing to remember: writers are always selling somebody out.” —Joan Didion
— Amy Chozick (@amychozick) January 5, 2018
An evening with Nancy Pearl, author, librarian & action figure: Saturday, Jan 20, from 7pm to 9pm, 999 West Riverside Ave, Spokane. https://t.co/lXafXxiCzD Come see @Nancy_Pearl and @SharmaShields http://pic.twitter.com/FMSHQKjXt0
— SpoCoLibraryDistrict (@SpCoLibraryDist) January 17, 2018
So that's why my admissions essay lionizing Ignatius J. Reilly only got me into LSU... https://t.co/2PIcDbqTjA
— Rod Dreher (@roddreher) January 17, 2018
Came home from work fully expecting to have to shovel my driveway... and one of my neighbors did it for me. Hoosier Hospitality is alive and well! http://pic.twitter.com/yFGh98SYIG
— Trey Friedrichs (@tv_Trey) January 16, 2018
Wife: “What do you want for your bday?”
— Jochen Marschall (@Ritchey_DE) January 16, 2018
Me: “This toaster oven.”
Wife: “It’s expensive.”
Me: Sends link.
Wife: “Oh, @siracusa says it’s ok? Well then...” http://pic.twitter.com/p5FePRFH9s
Study Finds Having It All Leading Indicator That Everything Will Come Crashing Down https://t.co/2RSnp4nAD3 http://pic.twitter.com/SpAT4wlBAB
— The Onion (@TheOnion) January 16, 2018
Leave the gun, take the cannoli
— Carole Lietz (@shortsummergal) January 16, 2018
“... or worse, expelled” can be used for literally anything.
— TOPHER (@TopherCon) January 16, 2018
Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.
— Roy Moore’s Horse (@RoyMooresHorse2) January 16, 2018
“Could be worse. Could be raining.” Young Frankenstein
— Eddie Francis (@eddiefrancis) January 16, 2018
"I have no response to that." Delivered with Meg Ryan's deadpan expression. Such a useful line! Joe Versus the Volcano is a massively underrated movie!
— Karin Robinson (@karinjr) January 16, 2018
"Inconseeeeeevable" and of course "I don't think that word means what you think it does"
— Hyden Johnson (@HydenJohnson) January 16, 2018
“That’ll do pig. That’ll do.” http://pic.twitter.com/vPsf05w2oc
— corey kindberg (@coreykindberg) January 13, 2018
Surprisingly accurate. http://pic.twitter.com/zYGVj5OVG4
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) January 16, 2018
On this day of remembering #MLK we do well to dedicate ourselves to equality, respect, compassion, and the oneness of humanity #PPI @WillistonNS
— RWHill (@Hill3Williston) January 15, 2018
Does anyone here remember why I came into this room?
— Duchess Goldblatt (@duchessgoldblat) January 14, 2018
Enter the spirit bathhouse! It's time for "Spirited Away" with guests @siracusa @slutz @Aleen and @moiseschiu - https://t.co/8WTnRgHIal
— The Incomparable (@theincomparable) January 14, 2018
A lot of guys don’t get it. They have talent, they have athleticism, but they have no idea about taking care of themselves, working hard every single day, eating right, working on their game, keeping their nose clean. -Matt Painter http://pic.twitter.com/6vL8j37e5h
— The Coaches' Journal (@TheCoachJournal) January 14, 2018
Jack Nicholson
— WILL McCRABB (@mccrabb_will) January 12, 2018
did
this
for
Diane Keaton http://pic.twitter.com/wWF1w94oj0
Um, in Europe. https://t.co/qMjN05RxD7
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) January 14, 2018
Church is 8:00 and 9:30 for
— David Griffith (@griffithd50) January 14, 2018
those Eagles fans
who said they would go
if we stopped Atlanta
at 4 and 1.
http://pic.twitter.com/Sr9F55h2Q9
— Isabella 💕 (@osnapitzbellla) January 13, 2018
Zoo Hosts Contest To Name Baby Of Pregnant Gift Shop Worker https://t.co/1Xr3uCM9fI http://pic.twitter.com/lcwI5mxYPd
— The Onion (@TheOnion) January 13, 2018
They're not playing: https://t.co/vl33LP7M3K
— Soledad O'Brien (@soledadobrien) January 13, 2018
Ronald Reagan: "You can go to live in France, but you cannot become a Frenchman. You can go to live in Germany or Turkey or Japan, but you cannot become a German, a Turk, or a Japanese. But anyone, from any corner of the Earth, can come to live in America and become an American."
— Ken Levit (@kenlevit) January 12, 2018
Ronald Reagan: "You can go to live in France, but you cannot become a Frenchman. You can go to live in Germany or Turkey or Japan, but you cannot become a German, a Turk, or a Japanese. But anyone, from any corner of the Earth, can come to live in America and become an American."
— Ken Levit (@kenlevit) January 12, 2018
It started with x+4... and I couldn’t unhear it.
— dani (@d4niphantom) January 11, 2018
I was supposed to do my math homework but instead I figured out what the Cantina Theme would sound like if your instrument was a pencil. (Volume all the way up) http://pic.twitter.com/c86RhZiDHP
The MTA and the meaning of life http://pic.twitter.com/6KjLjQlZ8p
— Paul Krugman (@paulkrugman) January 11, 2018
“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!” This country’s greatness and true genius lies in its diversity.
— James Comey (@Comey) January 12, 2018
“Give me your tired, your poor,
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) January 12, 2018
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!” -- Emma Lazarus
You can be cool but you'll never be 80's Susan Kare cool http://pic.twitter.com/AFn1uo1Fso
— Colin M. Ford (@colinmford) January 10, 2018
Historical charts of violence never fail to stun me.
— Derek Thompson (@DKThomp) January 10, 2018
20 years ago, the violent crime rate in the U.S. was between 2x and 5x worse EVERYWHERE—in cities, in suburbs, in rural areas. Everywhere. http://pic.twitter.com/HiQ86c3nvG
BREAKING: Social Media. http://pic.twitter.com/rc0Cc5rCDw
— ian bremmer (@ianbremmer) January 9, 2018
Hate to be the cynic here but there is zero data offered in the article to support the claim that the non-credit courses are resulting in improved employment. https://t.co/L8OwXMUSBJ
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) January 10, 2018
Hopefully to get ahead of 🌿 — and assuming @erinliss doesn’t surprise us during recording — we will record TONIGHT at 9p.
— Accidental Tech Podcast (@atpfm) January 9, 2018
Come for the tech talk, stay for the potential for @siracusa having to coach @caseyliss through a home delivery.https://t.co/RytmAu5rHd
Twitter is so great: I was unfamiliar with this quote from G.K. Chesterton before today. Thanks, @ljinhelena. 'Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed'
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) January 9, 2018
Your new business card is ready @caseyliss. Are you? http://pic.twitter.com/qJdC1IAxHq
— Filip K. (@Filip_Kajzer) January 8, 2018
“We are what they grow beyond. That is the burden of all masters.” -- Yoda
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) January 8, 2018
Philip Seymour Hoffman would have played a great Steve Bannon.
— William Dailey, CSC (@wrdcsc) January 7, 2018
I played Dungeons and Dragons with my daughters.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) January 7, 2018
They were supposed to fight the wolves surrounding a town.
Instead, they fed the wolves and turned them into their friendly wolf army.
Girls, man. They’ll take over the world.
If the Golden Globes were Iowa for Oprah, the Oscars will be New Hampshire.
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) January 8, 2018
We love sports 🏀🏀🏀#PacersGameNight http://pic.twitter.com/ZXz7Jty6qR
— Grace Bahler (@bahlergrace) January 6, 2018
Furthermore, if you’re white, you have absolutely no room, right or scope to tell black people what we should and should not find racist.
— Stephanie Yeboah (@NerdAboutTown) January 7, 2018
Just because YOU don’t experience racism, it doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.
Why 2017 Was the Best Year in Human History via @NYTimes https://t.co/9KKNN4FLaf
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) January 7, 2018
ME IN 2002: I hate living in this small town! Can't wait to move to New York, where my life will really begin!
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) January 7, 2018
ME IN 2018: [spends all weekend looking forward to my trip to the City Point Target to buy two small rugs]
Some like to swim
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) January 7, 2018
Some like to watch
And some come to make up the crowd
And that's a fact
-- Joan Armatrading
I left the @MimirHQ office 39 minutes ago in downtown #Indy and now I’m sitting at my gate. Can’t say I’ve been able to do that in any other tech hub.
— Prahasith (@prahasith_v) January 5, 2018
I love awards season. https://t.co/ZLRQaz91SW
— Rob Long (@rcbl) January 4, 2018
My new iMac Pro, with 64 GB RAM and 4TB SSD has 11 times as many bytes of electronic memory as the Apple II, and by "Apple II," I mean the total of all electronic memory ever installed in all six million Apple II computers ever made
— Bruce Tog Tognazzini (@asktog) January 4, 2018
https://t.co/igg2Z2cfsa
— Fancy Pants (@_stockburger) January 3, 2018
would 100% listen to @gruber and @siracusa complain about finder for four hours.
Like out-of-state students, enrolling international students was never a strategy, just a tactic to fill budget gaps. The loss of them will simply force more universities to deal with their underlying financial realities. https://t.co/PW2PJqhn8y
— Jeff Selingo (@jselingo) January 3, 2018
"Knock, knock"
— LiamOSullivan (@FFrink) January 4, 2018
"Race Condition"
"Who's there?"
(An oldie but a goodie 😬)
“I’ll tell you what leadership is. It’s persuasion, and conciliation, and education, and patience. It’s long, slow, tough work. That’s the only kind of leadership I know, or believe in, or will practice.” #ILikeIke https://t.co/KsBiXvwkLU
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) January 1, 2018
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