What happens when I go on vacation 🙄 http://pic.twitter.com/SLaqm1A8Kb
— Holly Betz (@mombetz) August 31, 2017
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It's hard to generalize.
What happens when I go on vacation 🙄 http://pic.twitter.com/SLaqm1A8Kb
— Holly Betz (@mombetz) August 31, 2017
Facebook: If the product is free, you are the product. https://t.co/xxaS9LLSKV via @LRB
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) August 30, 2017
Trump's Washington and @TheOnion are rapidly reaching a Singularity.
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) August 30, 2017
There once was a man from Nantucket... https://t.co/l96rMwNPwG
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) August 30, 2017
The Remington Steele strategy?
— A.J. Kandy (@AJKandy) August 29, 2017
Guilty! (h/t @editorialiste) https://t.co/hysWKOGrru
— Matt Heimer (@MatthewHeimer) August 29, 2017
http://pic.twitter.com/loj7OBghy8
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) August 29, 2017
This is the most @ACLU headline ever http://pic.twitter.com/TpRAmiadjd
— Brian Tashman (@briantashman) August 29, 2017
I got to say "off the record" today. I can check that one off the list.
— Prahasith (@prahasith_v) August 29, 2017
Canadian writer Robertson Davies wrote: "Reading is exploration, extension, and reflection of one's innermost self." So true. http://pic.twitter.com/tFGdWnBF4W
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) August 29, 2017
Being a @TEDFellow has been a life changing experience, connecting me to a community of extraordinary change makers and just good souls!
— Sangu (@SanguDelle) August 28, 2017
A tribute to his grandmother turning 100 years old, Chinese artist builds 'sky ladder' firework. http://pic.twitter.com/zBgQ0EJPM1
— Vala Afshar (@ValaAfshar) August 26, 2017
Great words from @SanguDelle "Being honest about how we feel doesn't make us weak" @TEDTalks #MentalHealthMatters https://t.co/RYiY7bDhXZ
— The Big Learn (@TheB1GLearn) August 26, 2017
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BY HAND.
— Oli Young (@oliyoung) August 25, 2017
SHE CALCULATED ROCKET TRAJECTORIES BY HAND.
BUZZ ALDRIN TRUSTED NO-ONE ELSE, NOT EVEN THEIR COMPUTERS. https://t.co/liVtd8cX8c
"If these people were coming for you over a parking ticket, you'd be thinking about liquidating your life savings" https://t.co/7TQ9n3Vg4o
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) August 24, 2017
Allowing a kid to retake an assessment says to the kid you believe in them & their ability to do better; it says your learning is my goal.
— Dr. Justin Tarte (@justintarte) August 23, 2017
"This one felt different," an ABC journalist said of Trump’s verbal attacks on the news media during a recent rally https://t.co/KijeVCFstB
— The New York Times (@nytimes) August 24, 2017
the worst part about meeting new people is having to tell your life story like it's a coherent narrative you endorse
— killer kike (@hiitsmolly) August 24, 2017
Offline Only https://t.co/kJpgqj7iyr
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) August 24, 2017
This does not seem like a good idea. https://t.co/5rGwrqp11o
— Beth Bell (@elizabethalbell) August 22, 2017
when you crave attention but also close yourself off emotionally http://pic.twitter.com/JP9XJnO77E
— jme (@leninwitch) August 22, 2017
Because you need something good with your morning covfefe @ScottAdamsSays https://t.co/eZ2vkUrVSd
— Ken Moore (@KenatGV) August 23, 2017
#OTD in 1893, Dorothy Parker was born http://pic.twitter.com/G6P4ReSfj8
— Little, Brown and Co (@littlebrown) August 22, 2017
I was in meetings all day. Anything big happen?
— Robert Herzog (@HerzogIND) August 21, 2017
Scientist: The eclipse will be just like this...
— I'm So Over This (@Johngcole) August 21, 2017
People: Wow, you were right.
Scientist: Now about climate change
People: Shut up egghead
Please don't post any eclipse spoilers. I'm taping it.
— David Wright (@RealDaveWright) August 21, 2017
If you don't say to your kids while looking at #Eclipse2017, "That's no moon!", you're just wasting everybody's time. #StarWars http://pic.twitter.com/YLhOn0U4Yz
— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) August 21, 2017
Aaagh! Yes the 3.5 hr layover made the flight so much cheaper but was it worth it?? #boredom
— Holly Betz (@mombetz) August 19, 2017
Congrats to @PTBoosterClub Coaches of the Year! Mark O'Malley, Jonathan McDowell and Steve Curry! 🏆 http://pic.twitter.com/AciBmDsczw
— Park Tudor Panthers (@ptpanthers) August 19, 2017
Or, as Munger might call it, "bullshit earnings." #nantucket http://pic.twitter.com/6Y3VcuyMNX
— Patrick OShaughnessy (@patrick_oshag) August 18, 2017
★ Daring Fireball Turns 15: https://t.co/WQXt6G7SmN
— Daring Fireball (@daringfireball) August 19, 2017
Leaving for college tomorrow
— Holly Betz (@mombetz) August 18, 2017
Golf ✅
Swimming ✅
Breakfast w friends✅
Last minute party w friends✅
Naps ✅
Bags packed 0️⃣
There should be an Advent calendar-y sort of thing for first novelists to count down the last 3 weeks before p-day. Hard to wait.
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) August 17, 2017
Occam's razor: the simplest of competing theories is preferred to the more complex. https://t.co/vMl90gCgBh
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) August 16, 2017
Saw some idiot at the gym put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.
— Blue (@WarriorBleu) August 14, 2017
The US consumes over 80% of the global opioid pill production with less than 5% of the world’s population. https://t.co/n3xzHu4xiv
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) August 15, 2017
"[T]he most powerful answer to fanaticism is modesty." https://t.co/DYZ0Wj9jRi
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) August 15, 2017
If Amazon's CEO wants make an impact, he should look to places where books aren't sold—but lent. https://t.co/XYpENBVBnN via @WIRED
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) August 14, 2017
"When you're accustomed to privilege, equality looks like discrimination."
— Jean Keegan (@jemkeegs) August 12, 2017
"When you're accustomed to privilege, equality looks like discrimination."
— Jean Keegan (@jemkeegs) August 12, 2017
Pat, I'd like to solve the puzzle! @Phoenix_Theatre http://pic.twitter.com/PkDDCvAZOx
— Charles Goad (@chazgoad) August 10, 2017
Predatory marketing. https://t.co/6HxiLXEGqh
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) August 10, 2017
"12th-graders in 2015 were going out less often than eighth-graders did as recently as 2009" https://t.co/cTB1UKe5SJ
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) August 10, 2017
When Christopher Walken looked like Scarlett Johansson. http://pic.twitter.com/22r9XSmF3g
— History in Moments (@historyinmoment) August 10, 2017
A concise argument for copy editors. http://pic.twitter.com/n6yuGkIqb3
— Naomi Schalit (@Naomi_Schalit) August 9, 2017
"Beware the fury of a patient man." John Dryden
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) August 9, 2017
233-31:40@Siracusa “That should be the title of my biography…”
— That's a Reference (@atpreferences) August 7, 2017
DONE
cc @hotdogsladies http://pic.twitter.com/s30a7O70Bl
me deleting the oxford comma from a post so it meets the character limit http://pic.twitter.com/RkTYwzLyBz
— Rikky! Rikki! Rikkè! (@rwxoxo) August 7, 2017
Experts Warn Repeated Attempts At Eradicating Obamacare May Have Created Ultra-Resistant Super Law https://t.co/R8WVVE8cJT http://pic.twitter.com/2BnS9rIwGd
— The Onion (@TheOnion) August 6, 2017
If you want to take a few minutes when we're spending time together to check your phone, that's cool. #ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion
— Elizabeth Picciuto🌿 (@epicciuto) August 6, 2017
Fish Species Not Seen Since 1960s Thinks It Can Waltz Back Into Marine Biologist’s Life Just Like That https://t.co/7504W68wJk http://pic.twitter.com/L9ikRYdiAC
— The Onion (@TheOnion) August 6, 2017