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Stick a fork in ya....you're done. — Tripletma (@tripletma) September 30, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/tripletma Septembe...

“Well, that’s fine for Merlin” is a not uncommon response in my home. — Jonathan Caprell (@jbcaprell) September 28, 2020 from Twitter ht...

YOU do that! https://t.co/deFsrkVFuB — Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) September 28, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/hotdogsladies ...

BREAKING: ‘The Onion’ Has Obtained The IRS Tax Form 1040 https://t.co/QEy77wG7aF pic.twitter.com/6mwL6QT1hV — The Onion (@TheOnion) Septe...

I told my wife, "maybe you didn't think it thru", to which I got an instant ironic comeback "YOU didn't think it thr...

Have any past presidents had home mortgages? If so, what favors did they do for Putin to pay it off? — Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) Septe...

Same geographical size: ⬅ A highway interchange in Houston, USA. ➡ The Italian city of Sienna (population 30.000) (source: https://t.co...

Randomly rewatching “Lost in Translation” and remembering that, feeling vaguely obligated to put a poster of SOME woman in my high school l...

Just look at this polling chart from Wisconsin pic.twitter.com/lR6MtI2Wup — Fernet Bronco (@BusterBroncoEsq) September 26, 2020 from Twi...

Ew gross! Why would a fashion designer want raw sewage in his studio? pic.twitter.com/F8D47ofVaI — David Pogue (@Pogue) September 26, 2020...

no *you're* procrastinating on a Friday evening by trawling for interesting comments in a century-old visitor book — Michael J Barany ...

You can’t atone for being a huge West Wing nerd back then by bashing Aaron Sorkin now. You can’t run from yourself. Find peace within — Jo...

Breathtaking really. https://t.co/396okhVI1S — Mary Titsworth Chandler (@marytchandler) September 24, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter....

the baby listening to another 35 minutes of "The Secret History" audiobook every time I feed her pic.twitter.com/4skeqkxtOp — Da...

When I told the customer service rep that all my needs had been met, she responded “awesome possum,” and now I know that everything is goin...

pic.twitter.com/wXgszVPdTN — jamesjensen (@jamesje23129687) September 23, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/jamesje23129687 Septem...

Voters should throw Republicans out for rushing to install a RBG replacement but letting a stimulus bill just sit there and wait. — J.R. M...

SXSW 👏 should 👏 be 👏 named 👏 Techsas 👏 — Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair 🦥 (@senatorshoshana) September 21, 2020 from Tw...

“By force of her intellect, will, and keen sense of justice, she helped bend the arc of the moral universe.” May her memory be a blessing. ...