Thursday, February 28, 2019

Favorite tweet from sonsalli

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My 5 year old, out of the blue: “I can just lick my knee any time I want to!” Yale it is then. — Allison Alexander (@sonsalli) February 2...

Favorite tweet from Trace_Urdan

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Arrived for a meeting, was offered Diet Pepsi and was delivered a Diet Coke. Now *that’s* how you manage expectations! — Trace Urdan (@Tra...

Favorite tweet from sonsalli

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But it doesn’t. I’ve tried that about a billion times. What it wants is your soul. And some more cyan ink. — Allison Alexander (@sonsalli)...
Wednesday, February 27, 2019

Favorite tweet from danpfeiffer

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The whole Trump saga is like the Godfather but if all of the characters were Fredo — Dan Pfeiffer (@danpfeiffer) February 27, 2019 from ...

Favorite tweet from jbarro

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When I said "nice house you have here, shame if anything happened to it" I was only commenting on your excellent decorating taste...

Favorite tweet from siracusa

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How does he even find the time? — John Siracusa (@siracusa) February 27, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/siracusa February 26, 2...

Favorite tweet from MaireCervenak

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Don’t be that teacher who doesn’t share resources with their colleagues. It’s like totally weird and trust me, totally lonely. — Maire Cer...
Tuesday, February 26, 2019

Favorite tweet from Nancy_Pearl

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How to help people find their next good book — Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) February 27, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/Nancy_Pearl...

Favorite tweet from smarick

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I often see Twitter jokes about the struggles of parenthood; op-eds about how parenthood drains bank accounts and happiness; arguments that...
Monday, February 25, 2019

Favorite tweet from DPD_

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I'm Lee Scoresby, and here's the score, see? We've gotta fight Mrs. Coulter in a war. Gee! Hop in my balloon and don't fo...

RT @kashanacauley: So that’s why they don’t have a host. https://t.co/0fqHYxeZ5k

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So that’s why they don’t have a host. https://t.co/0fqHYxeZ5k — Kashana (@kashanacauley) February 25, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter....
Sunday, February 24, 2019

Favorite tweet from Firsou

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"The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers." -Thomas Jefferson — Firas C...

Favorite tweet from DPD_

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Honestly? It could have been worse. — Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) February 25, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/DPD_ February 24...

Favorite tweet from Trace_Urdan

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Oy. Phone auto-corrected “gruyere” to “fritter.” Obviously I am fancier than my phone. — Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) February 24, 2019 fr...

Favorite tweet from naval

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You don’t get rich by spending your time to save money. You get rich by saving your time to make money. — Naval (@naval) February 23, 20...

Favorite tweet from jdickerson

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My dear Wormwood, I see you've gotten the patient to join Twitter. My work is done here. Your affectionate uncle, SCREWTAPE — J...

Favorite tweet from kenlevit

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On our way to a million: immigration. Stand on one corner in Tulsa and you can see a piece of Tulsa's immigration story | Dining | http...
Saturday, February 23, 2019

RT @roknese: Did you hear about the pun that entered a room and killed 10 people? Pun in, 10 dead

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Did you hear about the pun that entered a room and killed 10 people? Pun in, 10 dead — Roknese (@roknese) February 23, 2019 from Twitt...

Favorite tweet from marcoarment

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I’ll jump in when it’s so old, boring, and slow-moving that nobody bothers to tell people to move to Swift because they’re all busy geeking...

Favorite tweet from blkgrlpoet

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I GOT INTO A PHD PROGRAM!!! I AM SO EMOTIONAL. I WILL BE THE FIRST IN MY FAMILY TO EARN A DOCTORATE! Single mom, incarcerated dad, formerly...