Thirteen brisk minutes of me, on the WGA strike, and on the classic three-act structure: https://t.co/Cg9D9ij2ys
— Rob Long (@rcbl) Apr 19, 2023
Newly elected Mayor of #Chicago #BrandonJohnson literally said retailers R looters. That they loot shoppers by making profits. Their type of looting shd b disrupted. In other words take what u want 👈 This one makes Bettlejuice 👀 like Mother Teresa 🫣 https://t.co/yU36HvFbAh
— 🖤🇺🇸 𝓒𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓪 🇮🇹🖤 (@CB618444) Apr 17, 2023
Wordle 660 2/6 ⬜🟦🟧⬜⬜ 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧 Mange moi
— 🇺🇦 Julian Fleisher 🇺🇦 (@JulianFlei) Apr 10, 2023
@KevinMKruse https://t.co/fuxsL9SVz0
— Jay Vane (@jaysvane) Apr 6, 2023
auditioning for The Real Parents of Prospect Park https://t.co/4HKIvwH1st
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Apr 3, 2023
How it started: How it’s going: https://t.co/KVIM3t5qFo
— Vice President Kamala Harris (@VP) Mar 31, 2023
not pro-crypto like at all, but vaguely rooting for SBF to be exonerated because “Sham Bank Man — Freed!” would be a good headline for the tabloid newspaper I run in my head
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Mar 28, 2023
omg omg omg omg I got tenure 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🧿🪬 https://t.co/sQPUxr05Lx
— Ervin Malakaj (@ervinmalakaj) Mar 27, 2023
Tossed these out but kept the dollar 💸 https://t.co/HQ1SpNNBLg
— Vanessa Sun 😷 (@vanessainstem) Mar 27, 2023
2) my mother—a huge fantasy/science fiction fan—hated trilogies (except Lord of the Rings) on principle (I don’t know what principle; she also disliked Roget’s Thesaurus) but I’m pretty sure she would have enjoyed this one as much as I did
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) Mar 24, 2023
@engineers_feed Obviously, chitty chitty bang bang https://t.co/Di50p32af4
— Amin (@aminullah) Mar 22, 2023
@engineers_feed 100% a replicator
— Brian Wahlstrom 🚀🇺🇸🇸🇪 (@wahlstrom_brian) Mar 22, 2023
@mariana057 He said that there was a sting operation so you had to call the police
— Bruce Y. Lee (@bruce_y_lee) Mar 12, 2023
@mgerrydoyle Send lawyers, guns and money
— Dull Wet Wallop (@Rulethree0three) Mar 11, 2023
@mgerrydoyle Strong overlap between tank naming jokes and @cultureshipname
— Melon Husk (@JimJ_candid) Mar 9, 2023
Realizing this may be why I put spaces around my em dashes for 25 years. Tempted to go back now.
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) Mar 9, 2023
Department of Education acronym Twitter is the best Twitter. https://t.co/nhP5Fcxwjk
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) Feb 28, 2023
I guess I kind of like math. Been working on a proof since 9am. https://t.co/MG5F4CPlUP
— Ranthony A.C. Edmonds, PhD (@RanthonyEdmonds) Feb 28, 2023
@ianmichaelstone With emphasis on the “of” apparently
— 🇺🇦 Julian Fleisher 🇺🇦 (@JulianFlei) Feb 27, 2023
In 2015, a Manchester man started graffitiing giant penises onto potholes so that the council would clear them up faster. He was nicknamed 'Wanksy'. https://t.co/OVqTIXAujX
— Fascinating (@fasc1nate) Feb 27, 2023
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