How it started: How it’s going: https://t.co/KVIM3t5qFo
— Vice President Kamala Harris (@VP) Mar 31, 2023
not pro-crypto like at all, but vaguely rooting for SBF to be exonerated because “Sham Bank Man — Freed!” would be a good headline for the tabloid newspaper I run in my head
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) Mar 28, 2023
omg omg omg omg I got tenure 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🧿🪬 https://t.co/sQPUxr05Lx
— Ervin Malakaj (@ervinmalakaj) Mar 27, 2023
Tossed these out but kept the dollar 💸 https://t.co/HQ1SpNNBLg
— Vanessa Sun 😷 (@vanessainstem) Mar 27, 2023
2) my mother—a huge fantasy/science fiction fan—hated trilogies (except Lord of the Rings) on principle (I don’t know what principle; she also disliked Roget’s Thesaurus) but I’m pretty sure she would have enjoyed this one as much as I did
— Nancy Pearl (@Nancy_Pearl) Mar 24, 2023
@engineers_feed Obviously, chitty chitty bang bang https://t.co/Di50p32af4
— Amin (@aminullah) Mar 22, 2023
@engineers_feed 100% a replicator
— Brian Wahlstrom 🚀🇺🇸🇸🇪 (@wahlstrom_brian) Mar 22, 2023
@mariana057 He said that there was a sting operation so you had to call the police
— Bruce Y. Lee (@bruce_y_lee) Mar 12, 2023
@mgerrydoyle Send lawyers, guns and money
— Dull Wet Wallop (@Rulethree0three) Mar 11, 2023
@mgerrydoyle Strong overlap between tank naming jokes and @cultureshipname
— Melon Husk (@JimJ_candid) Mar 9, 2023
Realizing this may be why I put spaces around my em dashes for 25 years. Tempted to go back now.
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) Mar 9, 2023
Department of Education acronym Twitter is the best Twitter. https://t.co/nhP5Fcxwjk
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) Feb 28, 2023
I guess I kind of like math. Been working on a proof since 9am. https://t.co/MG5F4CPlUP
— Ranthony A.C. Edmonds, PhD (@RanthonyEdmonds) Feb 28, 2023
@ianmichaelstone With emphasis on the “of” apparently
— 🇺🇦 Julian Fleisher 🇺🇦 (@JulianFlei) Feb 27, 2023
In 2015, a Manchester man started graffitiing giant penises onto potholes so that the council would clear them up faster. He was nicknamed 'Wanksy'. https://t.co/OVqTIXAujX
— Fascinating (@fasc1nate) Feb 27, 2023
@ManuelaXibanya Mine looks like this please help https://t.co/McsCre8HSM
— Colin Bartolome, BS (@CPColin) Feb 26, 2023
I GOT AN ACADEMIC JOB OFFER!!! I did it!!!
— Melissa Lovitz (@MelisLov) Feb 21, 2023
@Botanicalsrock Plato’s Cave…great metaphor for the ways technology is affecting us.
— Charlie Griffith (@cegriff3) Feb 17, 2023
You're damned right it was. https://t.co/kZr7dGIWJ1
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) Feb 17, 2023
Big brain time 🧠🌬📖👩🏻🏫 https://t.co/hzG4a0g7ST
— Vanessa Sun 🪨👩🏻🔬 (@vanessainstem) Feb 15, 2023
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