**Selecting text then pasting a link**
— David Yanofsky (@YAN0) September 30, 2020
Turns the selected text into a hyperlink:
Wordpress, Slack
Replaces the text with the url:
Google Docs, Gmail, Word, other garbage products
Stick a fork in ya....you're done.
— Tripletma (@tripletma) September 30, 2020
“Well, that’s fine for Merlin” is a not uncommon response in my home.
— Jonathan Caprell (@jbcaprell) September 28, 2020
YOU do that! https://t.co/deFsrkVFuB
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) September 28, 2020
BREAKING: ‘The Onion’ Has Obtained The IRS Tax Form 1040 https://t.co/QEy77wG7aF pic.twitter.com/6mwL6QT1hV
— The Onion (@TheOnion) September 28, 2020
I told my wife, "maybe you didn't think it thru", to which I got an instant ironic comeback "YOU didn't think it thru" reflecting how I always kid with her
— Harsh Nisar (@harshnisar) September 28, 2020
1st time in 2 years of married life that she's used a reference from a geek podcast (@RecDiffs ) I listen to. Thanks Merlin
Have any past presidents had home mortgages? If so, what favors did they do for Putin to pay it off?
— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) September 28, 2020
Same geographical size:
— Cycling Professor (@fietsprofessor) September 27, 2020
⬅ A highway interchange in Houston, USA.
➡ The Italian city of Sienna (population 30.000)
(source: https://t.co/7aqt3uXzZB) pic.twitter.com/MiLGodUvPS
Randomly rewatching “Lost in Translation” and remembering that, feeling vaguely obligated to put a poster of SOME woman in my high school locker, I put up this: pic.twitter.com/TWDRpvzpW2
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) September 27, 2020
Just look at this polling chart from Wisconsin pic.twitter.com/lR6MtI2Wup
— Fernet Bronco (@BusterBroncoEsq) September 26, 2020
Ew gross! Why would a fashion designer want raw sewage in his studio? pic.twitter.com/F8D47ofVaI
— David Pogue (@Pogue) September 26, 2020
no *you're* procrastinating on a Friday evening by trawling for interesting comments in a century-old visitor book
— Michael J Barany (@MBarany) September 26, 2020
You can’t atone for being a huge West Wing nerd back then by bashing Aaron Sorkin now. You can’t run from yourself. Find peace within
— Joe Bernstein (@Bernstein) September 25, 2020
Breathtaking really. https://t.co/396okhVI1S
— Mary Titsworth Chandler (@marytchandler) September 24, 2020
the baby listening to another 35 minutes of "The Secret History" audiobook every time I feed her pic.twitter.com/4skeqkxtOp
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) September 24, 2020
When I told the customer service rep that all my needs had been met, she responded “awesome possum,” and now I know that everything is going to be just fine.
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) September 23, 2020
— jamesjensen (@jamesje23129687) September 23, 2020
Voters should throw Republicans out for rushing to install a RBG replacement but letting a stimulus bill just sit there and wait.
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) September 22, 2020
SXSW 👏 should 👏 be 👏 named 👏 Techsas 👏
— Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair 🦥 (@senatorshoshana) September 21, 2020
“By force of her intellect, will, and keen sense of justice, she helped bend the arc of the moral universe.” May her memory be a blessing. https://t.co/PN4Z1kj7ok
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) September 21, 2020
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