Puddleglum last? Professor.
— Ross Douthat (@DouthatNYT) March 31, 2019
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Puddleglum last? Professor.
— Ross Douthat (@DouthatNYT) March 31, 2019
We get asked why no discounts on SuperDuper.
— Dave Nanian (@dnanian) March 31, 2019
Discounting is usually a way to rope you in, and then charge for updates later. Basically, you buy a revenue stream with a discount.
Since 2003 or so, we've done 118+ updates. Every one has been free.
For $27.95. Pony up, bucko.
The wedding venue we chose today has a late night taco truck add-on. This is the one detail I will fight for.
— Jennifer (@jenniferlee_75) March 30, 2019
PCD’s bubble has not burst yet. They are 3-0 to start the season pic.twitter.com/etOwoEypbk
— Glenn Osmundson (@GlennOsmundson) March 31, 2019
for yesterday’s @guardianreview pic.twitter.com/AP9GR9wntV
— Tom Gauld (@tomgauld) March 31, 2019
Release the FULL Mueller Report and not just a 4-page summary!!
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) March 30, 2019
And by that I mean release the full Mueller Report so BuzzFeed can read it and then I can read their 1-page summary!!
seriously amazing and well-written https://t.co/uCqu6zYVRR
— steve crandall (@tingilinde) March 30, 2019
Corrected score 7-1
— PCD Athletics (@PCDAthletics) March 30, 2019
Varsity Baseball gets the 5-1 victory over @MiddlesexSchool in their second game of the day. @NEPSAC @NEPSbaseball #playthegame
— PCD Athletics (@PCDAthletics) March 30, 2019
They can see a whole future of landscaping $ ahead of you that you don’t even know about yet.
— Tracelator (@Tracelator) March 30, 2019
The box of crayons that had a sharpener built in
— kara werline (@kara_werline) March 26, 2019
I think this is a princess phone! pic.twitter.com/Xq85R0gQif
— Kat ⛓ (@sibyls_makeup) March 24, 2019
— love god, love your neighbor, no exceptions (@MartiThePotter) March 24, 2019
Kids who went on vacation. Especially if they came back with braided hair and beads
— Stephanie Wessels (@steph_wessels) March 23, 2019
Yep. "What's your name?" "Saskia." "Do you have a nickname?" "No." "But what does your family call you for short?" "You're not my family."
— saskiago4 (@saskiago4) March 29, 2019
My daughter gets this ALL the time...but I picked Miranda because it is beautiful and....Shakespeare.
— Karen D (@karesf) March 29, 2019
Brooklyn looks like an ice skating dragon
— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) March 30, 2019
Credit @nathanwpyle pic.twitter.com/aFz9lST12I
This looks like a scientist explaining to his clones what went wrong pic.twitter.com/cL3ud4yWoD
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) March 5, 2019
@CharlesPPierce REO Speedwagon: You Can Tune a Piano but You Can’t Tuna Fish - 8 track - 1 ¢ incentive order to join Columbia House. (I could make myself look cooler by listing Led Zep: “Zofo” which was also in my initial 1¢ order, but where’s the fun in that?)
— Julia Allen (@JuliaAllen820) March 28, 2019
Inspirational quotes from the CNN White House booth: "Any pizza can be a personal pizza if you believe in yourself."
— Jeremy Diamond (@JDiamond1) March 28, 2019