Bluetooth https://t.co/A4hgXtNRsS https://t.co/OsZfcBQlZR pic.twitter.com/CQqmyah7dM
— XKCD Comic (@xkcdComic) October 5, 2018
High School Kicker Finds It Helpful To Imagine Football As Object That Needs To Be Kicked Through Goal Posts In Order To Gain Points https://t.co/dddUnLYlLO pic.twitter.com/u7gN5dzySv
— The Onion (@TheOnion) October 5, 2018
On the contrary, this day wins everything https://t.co/QeMaVoBW6a
— Angry Staff Officer (@pptsapper) October 4, 2018
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) October 4, 2018
Everything is okay now. https://t.co/Pz0t9F6wZ9
— Rob Long (@rcbl) September 18, 2018
It’s an honor just to be able to say, check the date on this: pic.twitter.com/6F56463FmI
— Rob Long (@rcbl) September 18, 2018
Congress https://t.co/bmG62Ku26Q
— J.R. McGrail 📎 (@JRMcGrail) October 2, 2018
Cease and desist, take a hike, and delete your account. https://t.co/ecbdPx9Xeu
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) October 1, 2018
I didn't make it back to New Haven for any of my Yale Class of 1987 reunions. But I won't miss the next one.
— Rob Long (@rcbl) October 1, 2018
Don’t teach your subject matter. Use your subject matter to teach students how to believe in themselves and unlock their potentials.
— Amy Fast, Ed.D. (@fastcrayon) October 2, 2018
Olesen looking like the most brutal Dane since Miller’s Crossing
— Tim Gavrich (@TimGavrich) September 30, 2018
An Age Divided by Sex via @NYTimes https://t.co/YNTLH40Ib7
— Douglas Allen (@DouglasHAllen) September 30, 2018
“What else is there?” Mrs. Murry’s voice was low and anguished.
— Madeleine L'Engle (@MadeleineLEngle) September 28, 2018
“There are still stars which move in ordered and beautiful rhythm. There are still people in this world who keep promises."
TFW you go to DM an amusing aside to someone you thought was your Twitter friend only to discover they don’t follow you. pic.twitter.com/MrZum0tyjS
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) September 26, 2018
0.75x speed is returning in the next update. https://t.co/Xz4uL9rgUd
— Marco Arment (@marcoarment) September 26, 2018
This word “friends;” I don’t think it means what you think it means. https://t.co/rboSyxPEuN
— Trace Urdan (@Trace_Urdan) September 25, 2018
My son has parked his bike by this lamppost just about every day for the last year. This morning, this sticker had appeared. Absolutely made our day. People can be so brilliant. Thank you, whoever did it 😊 pic.twitter.com/rYC8jCTD5L
— Christie Dietz (@asausagehastwo) September 24, 2018
3 generations 💪🏽 pic.twitter.com/NxmzmwIbeR
— MEFeater Magazine (@mefeater) September 23, 2018
p.s. the correct esoteric physics metaphor to use with Rosenstein is the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, not Schrödinger's cat, insofar as the the reporting of the story has possibly affected the outcome.
— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) September 24, 2018
@RecDiffs An unwelcome development for the neighbors… pic.twitter.com/nJgpg0rb1g
— Josh Miller (@sendmehome) September 23, 2018
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