🤣 best compliment, thank you https://t.co/ar4RtRoYK6
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@Ocasio2018) August 31, 2018
Perfect day for open house @WillistonNS #JohnHazenWhiteHouse pic.twitter.com/ONT4Ly3Fb6
— RWHill (@Hill3Williston) August 30, 2018
Apple Event Sept 12, as predicted. Round iPhone confirmed. pic.twitter.com/0gmglmdk95
— Matthew Panzarino (@panzer) August 30, 2018
great video of me logging onto Twitter to share my thoughts https://t.co/I3uoM6RTH5
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) August 30, 2018
Nineteen freshman in my class; none have seen “The Princess Bride.”
— Dan Cassino (@DanCassino) August 28, 2018
Putting myself out onto an ice floe to die with the other ancients, see you all later.
But then how are they Fudge Stripes!? We need a Keebler philosopher.
— John Siracusa (@siracusa) August 30, 2018
All this time Spider “Man” was a hijab wearing Sister. pic.twitter.com/zXFg2ZXvj3
— Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@MuslimIQ) August 28, 2018
Love the @WillistonNS shout out at Yankee Stadium #GoSox #FenwayForever pic.twitter.com/K0SFf4Fi46
— RWHill (@Hill3Williston) August 29, 2018
Two years ago, I was saying “do you have any questions?”. Last year I switched to “what questions do you have?” It made a difference. Today I tried “ask me two questions”. And they did! And those ?s led to more ?s. It amazes me that the littlest things have such a big impact!
— Andre Sasser (@MrsSasser) August 27, 2018
Button-Up Shirt Goes On Life-Changing Odyssey Around Dry Cleaner’s Garment Conveyor https://t.co/LTUa6NKVfh pic.twitter.com/G0qq291On3
— The Onion (@TheOnion) August 28, 2018
Your rap name is your most used password and the last 4 digits of your social.
— Audrey Wauchope (@audreyalison) August 27, 2018
Me: Hey, what do you think you’ll study in college?
— Cassie Dull (@cassdull) August 28, 2018
6yo: I don’t know. I’ll tell you when I get back from college.
Sweeping the millennial trend aside, it appears this generation has no intention of including their parents on life decisions.
THESE WORDS MOVE ME AS MUCH AS ANY I HAVE EVER READ https://t.co/iMLsAPzvnG
— Norman Lear (@TheNormanLear) August 27, 2018
"All your friends are false; all your enemies are real."
— ℛ (@Extrachelle) August 26, 2018
Mexican proverb
Raise your hand if you play video games and you are not a violent person. 🤚
— Analynn 🇺🇸 (@bawlynn) August 26, 2018
VIDEO GAMES DO NOT CAUSE VIOLENCE.
Enough of this bullshit.
Just gave my name in Starbucks as 'Severus is an illegitimate patriarch'. As the (Chalcedonian) barista repeatedly shouted out my 'name' the entire cafe screamed 'restore Flavian to the patriarchal see of Antioch'. Result. Try it.
— Adele (@sportive_tricks) August 26, 2018
It’s Katherine Johnson’s 100th birthday today. I just want us all to take a moment and really consider how amazing her story really is. pic.twitter.com/4aUVzLiK36
— Philip Lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) August 26, 2018
Teach For America Chews Up, Spits Out Another Ethnic-Studies Major https://t.co/xtpUNrcEtF pic.twitter.com/sfWSipQvFJ
— The Onion (@TheOnion) August 27, 2018
I've resisted aggressively blocking, because it seemed like having thin skin or hiding from criticism, muting lets people scream into void, etc. I recently started blocking far more. I was wrong; it's glorious, has dramatically improved Twitter experience & I highly recommend.
— Susan Hennessey (@Susan_Hennessey) August 26, 2018
Every single picture of Sen McCain with military personnel is in a faraway place where there was danger. He never used troops as backdrops in ceremonies. He came to us...to see and feel and experience our world. Because that’s what real leaders do. And all are honoring him for it https://t.co/4AGnGSsqcR
— Mark Hertling (@MarkHertling) August 26, 2018
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